Location: Cruise >We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread: >>24476890
>>24482289>WHAT NECK
>>24482294If he can turn his head he has a neck!
>>24482297
>>24482286Does everything look, a bit clearer than usual? >>24482289Oh dear, another fight always leads to another mess to clean...>>24482297EEEEK!?>Ending a life so abruptly and improvised was an inherently messy business, but this fairy maid couldn't let vermin slip by her notice unopposed! Poor Mina would be ended via judicious application of a maid's slipper.
>>24482300
>>24482294>And now I'm ORANGE!>>24482303>And then there was one....
>>24482303Well, that's all there is. Fairy Maid wins. Thanks for playing everyone.
>>24482300>Having thoroughly ruined her uniform fighting oversized pests, the fairy maid had no better recourse than to improvise.I hope the chief maid doesn't see me like this...>These rags were arguably little better, but at least they didn't stink of blood.>>24482303I'm sorry, but it would be rather rude to my Mistress to let you continue.>Stated the fairy maid, concluding the match with the forceful use of a rock to match her getup.
>>24482309Thank you?>Thanks for hosting. Good night.
>>24482303>>24482309>Pretty neat.
>>24482311>She passed gas.>Thanks for playing. >>24482312>Good night.
>>24482314...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HycReezdBTo
>>24482303Congratulations.>>24482309And thank you.Have a good one.
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>>24482856https://youtu.be/9cgrEA6eQ_g?t=8
cool thread
>bumps the thread with a sexy butt
>>24485521>Smacks ass
>>24485530Hey!!>>24485554Remilia-sama no!
>>24485629You assed for it.
>>24485667Me?? I would never!
>>24482283https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFWQgxXM_b8>A stunted green figure is seated at a table in the dining area, requiring a special stool to be at the proper level instead of a normal chair. He waits for his order not so patiently as he awkwardly adjusts a necktie not design for his body's blocky proportions-and lack of neck.
>>24486564https://youtu.be/KM82KSYs3-I?si=d5KAbWQRi7bi2gEA> (YOU)> You wait for service. Yet there are no waiters to tend to the short battle machine. Guess it will be one of those long waits...> Suddenly, a nudge! Something small moving underneath the tables, small enough to maneuver through the legs with ease, yet still strong enough to move the seated Zaku ever so slightly. Hear the high-pitched yet soft chirping of a small creature underneath your table. Probably recovering from smacking right into a wooden leg.
>...Captcha fucked me twice over and I didn't even realize, I am sorry. I thought this post went out over half an hour ago...>>24486837Jeez. What, am I early, or something? I thought they had service at all hours on these things. I- huh??>If he wasn't so high off the ground already, he'd pull his legs up to the seat.The heck? A bird?>What else chirps? He leans forward to raise the tablecloth slowly to peek under.
>>24487164(Lmao. Pick this up another time if you're up for it.)>>24487164> Look down, lifting the cloth. You'll see something, alright. A pair of bright light blue circles staring back at you. Based on the spacing and positioning, it might be a pair of eyes. Suddenly, a streak of light! Color and glow matching the pair of eyes. Hitting the Zaku right in its chest, somehow bypassing the Zaku's armor! Ignoring any of his defenses! Yet feeling like a tiny prick of the skin, in other words, dealing one point of pure damage. > Listen out for the pitter-patter of whatever was under the table running off, clicking against the hardwood floor. Choose to pursue this mysterious creature?
>>24489610>Good lord, TWO round orbs of light for eyes instead of one? How terrifying. EEE-yargh!>Right through the super-hardened steel! That's him tumbling backwards out of his seat as he recoils from sight and blow like. The Zaku briefly hyperventilates as he checks himself in the aftermath, but quickly turns to indignation.....Wh-why, you...!>You asshole, he's only got 99 of those! Well, at least in the Cardass, he got hit by the stat inflation stick everywhere else. >Leaping to his feet, the Zaku clenches his fists and starts stomping after whatever that thing was to give it a piece of his mind.
gundam is awesome sauce because it appeals to my mega autism
>>24490245Oh, sorry, 90, not 99.>>24490338Hell yeah.
Move complete. Gotta sort through shit and get new place in order. No eta.Blog over. Stay alive. Love you fags.
>>24490508>We're trying.
>>24490508Hope things are well with you man
(Hope you don't mind the on and off posting. Visiting different families today.)>>24490245>[ Someone's angy. Let's add to it. Off the stool, looking for whatever hit him. Pass fancy carpets and hardwood floors. Nothing. Zip. Nada. Maybe you need to power down Zaku, nothing more than a hallucination on your part. If anything, take this time to complain about customer service. No one came up to assist you in any way, talk about one-star service. ]>[ One more time! Another streak of light! Meaning another one (or in the Zaku's case, >>24490360 ten if I'm understanding it correctly.) point of pure damage. Look to the side, through a corridor leading to various rooms. Perhaps you can see the glowing light-blue/cyan orbs beneath the table. Belonging to what can be described as a black fuzzy ball with legs, due to depth perception. Watch it run out of view once more. Vanishing into another section of the ship. Still angy enough to pursue? ]
>>24491443>If we're both slow, it's not a big deal. Heh.>Per the Cardass cards, Warrior Zaku has 90 HP (in an extremely simple cardgame where bigger HP stat means stronger, in lieu of an actual ATK stat). I just misremembered how much he had, is all.>...Though, if we use G Generation Eternal numbers, that gets...vastly bigger...ahem. Like I said, stat inflation.OW! Jeez! What'd I ever do to you, huh?!>Yeah, he's pretty upset. The monoeyes...are just for show, you know! There's no special vision differences between him and others...but also he just got a stupid light shined in his face anyways!>By now he's unhooking his axe, he's annoyed enough as he keeps stomping after it. These guys can move pretty well for their stumpy proportions, you know.I aughta...!
