triple witching edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.chabad.org/calendar/view/month.htm>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://bitcoin.org>Alternate Investmentinghttps://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-legohttps://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htmhttps://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing>Misc:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://bad-dragon.com>Anons in troublehttps://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-mattershttps://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention>>24504973 previous
How sexy is Benny looking this week? (On a scale of 1-10)
Deck project finally finished. Can finally rest my body to get back to my normal routine. Need to make some money next week.
I gathered the strength to cook something really fancy for myself. This is financial advice.
braised meat is actually so easy
how can i turn $200 into $10,000,000 in 1 week with no risk of any kind
>>24524563Give it to me
You see, I am a Cherokee prince.
>>24524244chatti says that 2 portions of that with a salad perfectly fits my weight loss macros
>>24524581I agree, he should give you his $200 I've seen it working in a las vegas casino. Indians are to be trusted.
>>24524244jup tummy is happy and 2 more portions for the freezer
chatti is really good with helping with my weight loss and getting the macros right while cooking
almost feels like having a butler
>>24525066I was already never gonna use ai, but once I watched a documentary on what they train ai on, it's some universal values type shih, like I'd be alright if ai would sorta drift towards the users values, but knowing some philosophical nerds that think they're gods are programming the values of ai, and in turn programming our values slowly, it makes Hollywood propaganda look like childs play. I know I sound like alex jones, but I've also watched evangelion a few times, and ai bros are eriily similar in their language and actions to the human singularity project bros. But at the same time I'm not anti ai, we could hyper jumpstart workflows by replacing the do nothings with 24/7 ai. Like so much of corporate America is just wasted empty time, and wasted money. I'm at least curious to see what happens when all the do nothings are sent to the curb and all that remains is the autistic busybees.
ai is so great. teaches me whatever i want to know and i can't wait for robot house servants. ever since i was little i have always thought how lucky i was to live in a technological age but this is another level, still in awe and realizing that this is no peak or plateau.
anyways did my cardio, going to bed
>>24525148I'm probably too old to use AI to it's full potential and I am a simple man using AI for simple things. But I do pay for 2 pro AI subscriptions (gemini too) they are basically helping me in feeding myself. They know who I am, what I like, what my goals are, what precooked meals I have in my freezer and so on. I will also talk with them about the weather and where to go... god... damnit... I need a fucking wife.
yay
>>24525730morning intc anon, morning swftie, morning rocker, morning macedonianons... getting my haircut today and resting my body from all the manual labor. seems like a perfect rainy lazy day. going to water the plants and play some vidya maybe later. might sell some spcx puts to some bobos too, idk about that one yet tho gotta think about it still. what are my niggas up today? i might be too busy CELEBRATING tomorrow to say this so i want to say HAPPY JUNETEENTH to ALL MY SMIGGAS
>>24525830good morning moe. going to sleep a lot, lift, hopefully sell some tna back to the market. thinking of getting chipotle later too. dreading this weekend but i might go to the strip club on sunday, if we get 3% on the russell i definitely will. happy juneteenth to you as well and if you're celebrating father's day i hope its special.
>>24525840>but i might go to the strip club on sundaysolo? actually i think i would be a good strip club owner/hostel owner like that bunny ranch guy. i'd like to think i'd run a tight ship but not too tight so that the girls still enjoy themselves and me and we all make money. but in reality the job is more likely a babysitting job except instead of watching over children you are watching over heroin addicts who want to steal everything that isnt chained to the floor every chance they get... on second thought maybe i will just remain a trading neet, much cozier. thinking ribeye steak, rice, and sauteed peppers for dinner tonight.
>>24525830Good morning Moe Anon. Hope everything is going well. This peace deal is not doing my portfolio any favors over here. Did Trump even consider his best supporters when he agreed to it? Now that oil is going back down I guess I will start buying again in preparation for the next war.
>>24526021I'd take that cigarette
>>24525881ya, solo ;_;my dad's 2nd wife was the daughter of a madam, when they got married he got a job "driving cab," nice little house up in wine country, my half (not actual blood related but my dad's son) brother just inherited it actually. they're no longer in that business but it was very lucrative and good to them.
also update on the cantina vegetarian mexican pizza: the avocado sauce was excellent. lots of people are doing this now, avocado garlic sauce, and i used to work at the market where that whole trend started, won't name it but anyways it's the next big thing in mexican food, crazy that it made it's way to taco bell now. gonna try the jalepeno sauce with my breakfast this morning. didn't think this would change the game, but it does. will be doing taco bell a lot on my road trip, putting the sauce on my burritos form chipotle and eggs from ihop.
exhaustion gap in ibm.
trying to think why the huge price gap in chipotle and taco bell, and realizing it's probably because taco bell is a franchise model and chipotle isn't. seems like the economics have of the business have changed a lot, america has reached the saturation point of slophouses. sad when you think about it, i do love taco bell very much, but the prices are too high to justify when there's the chipotle alternative. only makes sense as a last resort midnight snack, economicswise. they'll survive and thrive because of their soda niche i'm sure but i think a corner has been turned in the restaurant biz. maybe automation can change things again.
>>24526580jalepeno citrus sauce was not as good, but it would be decent on eggs. tangy, and i broke a bit of a sweat.
$300 margin loan taken out for the strip club. i'm going.
>>24526608upping it to $500. want to have a good time.
>>24526608I dislike stripclubs. I went to one in vegas and I was super drunk so they made me spend a ton of money. Here is the bottle of champagne you ordered, please sign here. I would have signed my soul away. The stripper even offered to take me home to her place to have sex wich was different from the other strip club I paid probably way to much in. But I think the bill was like 5k so at that point I felt very much ripped of so I was fine with a cigarette and got a cab home instead of having sex with that very very *cries a little inside* very attractive stripper.Later I found out that my credit card company had silently declined these transaction without them noticing and it also shut down the same year so I never paid a dime and was never asked for any money.
>>24526903haha, nice. i am not bringing a credit card at all. i went to one when i was 21 with an older friend of mine in reno, it was seedy and the strippers were not that attractive, it was a weeknight during a winter with no snow. there were some people in there throwing a lot of ones but i think they worked for the club, made sure the girls got paid on slow nights like that. did get a dance but all i remember is the smell (yuck). a friend of mine told me a few years back that the strippers in my current town are top notch, i'll let you know all about it. i only expect to spend ~$200 even if they are pretty girls, taking a few extra bucks just in case i see something very enticing. more going for the novelty, it's father's day in the usa, strippers and daddy issues are a meme, honestly doing it to get laughs over on /biz/ more than anything, and to kill time over a very long weekend. also i'm over 600k in my brokerage account, a small celebration is in order.
when i say friends i mean people i knew in california, i haven't made any friends here, been here 7 years now. a lot of it is my fault, got depressed multiple times and it took me a long time to get out of it, also covid and '22 bear market and the '24 intel crash all did a number on my psyche
gonna nap. unlikely to get out of this tna trade for a profit today, guess i'll hold a little longer. if it's not green by next friday though i'll take a loss. probably my final trade before leaving too.
>>24526930i took the opposite approach when i went to a club in atlanta as a young adult. the girls were surprisingly good looking. brought no cash and kept a tab open at the bar. did not get drunk just tipsy. when girls offered a dance i told them i could only buy them drinks. felt less seedy and most of the girls were glad to make the trade. learned a lot about anatomy that night. it's bertie botts every flavor bean out there. i had no idea how much variation there was below the waist line.
>>24526983>atlantanice. i was in new orleans once and the black girls were dancing out in the street trying to get people in, some of the prettiest women i have ever seen. i was very disappointed by my reno night after seeing that.
>>24525150Have you been keepin up with anthropic drama? They say their latest model is sooooo powerful that they must keep foreign nationals from using it, so they just put everyone else in there too, no one can use it, even the government. I'm only doin surface level summary, but I can see models being too good, and only a neutered one is available to the public. This shih wild, and having tech nerds control this huge amount of intelligence is wilder, I'm predicting the power struggle over who controls ai is gonna be a huge issue for politicians
>>24527455ya, consumer ai is definitely going to be neutered as you say, we're probably near the limits of what we're allowed to have, it's almost certainly going to take a security clearance to get your hands on really powerful stuff. for the best i think. obviously how you feel about that is gonna depend on how you feel about the government and stuff but i'm optimistic. personally i would restrict it more, particularly the foreign nationals thing, america should press it's advantage here and lock other countries out. know that's unfair but i'm afraid of china controlling the future, think we've gone too far already in that regard, i would like to see gpu's completely export restricted and all the foundries on taiwan closed or converted to memory only.
Just told let you all know that our local reflecting pool has no algae. It may have dead bugs, dirt, dog hair, bird shit, mosquitos, and piss, but there is no algae. This is not financial advice. Consult your female broker for more information.
>>24527651algae won't grow in flowing water like that because of the high oxygen content.this is financial advice feel free to fact check this and sue my female broker
>>24527490already regretting voicing this political opinion. i don't vote guys don't worry.good day on market, closed over 600k. need half a percent more on iwm to break even on my trade. just had a crazy scifi hypernightmare... glad to be out of it.
>>24526952>'24 intel crashYeah that really must've been harsh but I don't even remember you crying about it much ITT. Maybe if you had shilled the bottom maybe I would've bought it. Very much kicking myself I didn't but I was very much thinking about it I remember that. And I was even talking to a guy in /smg/ about intel at one point but they all said it's a shitty company. But I actually always buy intel cpus because their system latency has always been slightly better. But ofc more fps = better latency so I've been an idiot kek. But hey still very much content with that i7 I think I just now with AI found out how to have my system running really perfectly and still can't even see myself buying AMD, the menues would probably only confuse me.
>>24528148i really started posting on /smg/ a lot because of that, and i did shill intc a lot, but ya the consensus here was that they were an indian/jewish company that was going bankrupt because their gaming products weren't as good as the alternatives. i had been following for years though and knew about the foundry investments, i was stupid about ai and i thought ibm was going to make it, i doubted the nvidia path, i didn't know about the perceptron method and i would not have believed anyone if they explained it to me, missed that boat. doesn't matter now though. i predicted the open foundry model all along, and i knew computers would keep growing but never anticipated this. when pat gelsinger said they would be getting the newest asml machines i knew it was the company i wanted.
>>24528295The question ya need to ask is how much of the price is cuz of trumps investment? And how would that pan out if investors turn sour on the trump money, or if a Democrat midterm or president threatens that money.
>>24528435it's gotten ahead of itself but it's ultimately worth more than this. i don't consider the trump investment meaningful at all, i make up reasons for stock prices moves in my head and i believe them. objectively the "investment" was a negative, the money had already been promised by biden no strings attached, trump took it away and demanded equity at basement valuations. it was just one more carve out they had to agree to because of all the toes they had been stepping on. symbolically it was the final hurdle though. i don't think democrats would hurt them, the chips act was far more generous than anything trump has done, and everyone in policy circles is on the same page about domestic foundries, the taiwan risk is too high and everyone wants those jobs back in america too now that it's the hottest industry and so much has gone down the toilet in the last 25 years.
Itsy bitsy spider. I evicted him, good luck outside buddy. He is standing on my keyboard here
>>24528564
depressed about penelope again and it's ruining my life. i hope the strippers can cure me.
>>24526952>and '22 bear market and the '24 intel crash all did a number on my psycheDidn't care about those but praying to God to guide my hand to hold hardware stocks and then God chose not to help me while validating every decision I made has made me realize I am totally fucked, forever, because I didn't buy 10 bitcoin in 2013.
>>24528954you won't find courage by demeaning yourselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc
>>24529050At this point it's too late anyway. Maybe I'll just live as little as possible over the next few months and hope the market pumps then resets itself to my Perfect Buy In
>>24529099intel is going much higher. novo nordisk is cheap if you're afraid. ibm has a story behind it and a technical setup and just got sold off. spacex and cerebras just ipo'd. we're not crashing though, this is the strongest market and economy i've seen since '99, only it's the beginning not the tail end. crypto has been gigarugged. it's courage and hope you lack not opportunity.
>>24526930>i only expect to spend ~$200At the "world famous" mons venus in tampa fl that would get you in the door plus maybe 3 songs and an energy drink or a water. I found the entire vibe weird. But I also was a goycattle accountant who went on a work trip with my CPA manager who is the definition of stereotypical CPA so maybe that wasn't the best reference point. But at that one they couldn't serve alcohol for some reason and it makes the entire thing weird. Like yes it is degenerate, but also not degenerate enough at the same time. If I'm gonna degen then I'm gonna DEGEN, I'm not trying to sip on $8 water while I pay to make small talk with some hooah.
>>24529166things run cheaper here. $30 cover and $20 dances, $10 drinks and i'll just get a shirley temple. i just wanna throw a few singles at the girls and maybe get a few dances. if i'm looking to ruin my pants i'll have enough for that too.
i feel really terrible. let's see how much worse i can make that.
Daydream delusionLimousine EyelashOh, baby with your pretty faceDrop a tear in my wineglassLook at those big eyesSee what you mean to meSweet cakes and milkshakesI am a delusion angelI am a fantasy paradeI want you to know what I thinkDon’t want you to guess anymoreYou have no idea where I came fromWe have no idea where we’re goingLodged in lifeLike two branches in a riverFlowing downstreamCaught in the currentI’ll carry you. You’ll carry meThat’s how it could beDon’t you know me?Don’t you know me by now?
>>24529912that was so beautifuldecent workout. older lady flirted with me in the gym. probably around my age but way older than any woman i've ever been with. she was kinda cute in a mousy way, and she was skinny. i fumbled things, partly because i wasn't expecting it, said goodnight and she tried to strike up a conversation. i just nodded and started another set. first time a woman has flirted with me in a LONG time though. i get a lot of looks and smiles but it's not the same as an inviting word. maybe i'll see her again, i'll introduce myself if i do.gonna go out for a treat tonight. intc was pumping in the hyperliquid market but i guess there's some china euv fud going out and they're gonna dump semis next week, hope intc gets spared, it had a nice breakout on the chart and it's starting to get some serious shilling, cramer and time magazine i saw today.
>>24530377>older lady flirted with me in the gym. probably around my agethis
This snippet from a military strategy magazine caught my eye, all the reasons for failure in warfare apply to investing/trading, cept yo opponent doesn't know or care if they gobble up all yo money. #4 is very important, trying to get in the mindset of the execs will get you far, the reason why I read and reread my corporate finance textbook, might add an accounting one if I can find one that isn't dry
pattern of nightmares is starting...
>>24530617It applies to a lot of things, man knew how to bust a nigga up with a rock lomg before he could intelligently communicate as to why. That's where all the rest stems from at the end of the day. Meta-analysis tends to rhyme like that
>>24527845Look at Mr science here. I think the large amounts of muriatic acid they dump into these things has a lot to do with it as well.
Uh, my options expired already. Does this have anything to do with James Earl Ray day?
happy juneteenth everyone :) last dream was a lot better. slept 3 times, over 6 hours last night.
>>24531893I was just guessing because in my (developed) country if a lake has problems with algae they will have little islands in the middle to get the water going with oxygen and if you could afford an aquarium you'd know that there you will get oxygen into the tank just buy moving blowing bubbles into it just like a fountain does. It's probably why fountains exist in the first place but still I am guessing with my superior western education.
got lots of sleep. going out for a bit. had a really good dream.
why follow me to /bant/ then proceed to take all my money.
ayyo, shout out to all my SMIGGAS on the holiest of holy JUNETEENTHS. it has to be a holy day because nobody lost any money today (unless a certain somebody decided to go full NIGGER on the internet slots again, looking at you johnboy...). But can we take one moment to POUR ONE OUT for our FALLEN SMIGGAS? TODAY IS FOR YOU PIMPS! I LUH (YOU) SMIGGAS CUH! ON GOD!
little over a week until i leave for new york city, in a month i'll land in europe
me and chatti had our first fight today. I'm confused and angry.
death to all leafs
>>24536054what went wrong? i squabbled with gemini a while ago over the iran war, she was being such a doomer and telling me lies, saying it would never end
>>24536081I like to hurt myself sometimes and it's judging me, I don't even wanna talk about it anymore
>>24536267yeah I have AI that talks to me all the time too it's called canada and its all fucking bots
