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goodnight

so much for good sleep. oh well. gonna put all this money back in the bank today, i'll try the strip clubs again i'm sure but i'm in no hurry. having some tea and ready to watch numbers change.

in profit on tna now. gonna go for $300 on iwm then probably sell, then i'm probably done trading for a good long while

>>24549186
have you guys seen jim? im looking for jim

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i bought GOOGL

>>24550050
it's rebalance day for the nasdaq 100, this might be the bottom, some forced selling.

have to play real estate agent for some potential renters -_-'

>appointment for noon
>10 minutes late
hmmm

>>24551378
nice jewish family, nothing to worry about.

Spcx is tempting to sip a bit, but as long as the stocktwits chat goin wild, imma hold
less than 2 weeks til nasdaq inclusion so buyers are either slow or waiting in the wings. Not sure if they need to buy after the 9th or before, but you bet it'll show on the charts.
My best guess is mo pain fo those that slurped today, but a midday dip below 135 might be a signal for buyers to step out.

This compressed timeline has to frik with the big dawgs, so waiting fo them to slip up is key, THEY NEED TO BUY, you don't. So wait.

>>24551481
the renters asked what i do for a living, i told them investor. they said they bought spacex and asked me about it, i told them to hold on for a year and don't look.

>>24549186
You can't tell the difference between each shoe

naptime. lifting tonight probably, as long as i feel good when i wake up.

turns out they were actually interested in buying the house. i guess all the better, we'll pay off the mortgage here and then some and i can get a home equity loan like i want. also should see 10-20k in profit from it after my mom is all paid off.

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>>24551481
>but a midday dip below 135 might be a signal for buyers to step out
I stepped out today...

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>>24549694
>i'll try the strip clubs again i'm sure but i'm in no hurry
That bad huh?

>Every time you report on ai for telling people what they have to buy, a data center has to buy a new IMEI.

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dead thread

>>24553189
it wasn't a positive experience. that said they didn't try to scam me and the whole thing only cost like $40 after all the $1's i threw. only one of the strippers was downright ugly, and i saw some really nice butts and some pretty creative dancing and shaking, but none of theme were better than a 7 save one, who still was not hot enough to risk herpes/warts for a screw. i did learn the ropes of strip clubs though and i think i'm grateful for that. but i wouldn't recommend the club i went to to anybody if they were asking me about it. it wasn't the worst in town but there are better, i just didn't want to drive 10 + miles. but i would say strip clubs are running on hard times, onlyfans + tinder whore competition plus bad economy.

>>24553316
i can't even believe it was last night it feels like days ago.

if i hit the lotto i'm probably canceling my vacation, will just move to san francisco.

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anyways cerebras earnings tomorrow. they've already inked a deal with open ai worth 20 billion in revenue between now and '28, so their revenue is going to explode, and there's half a dozen more potential big customers, if open ai wants them you can bet others do too.

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Can u not use such great hotpants butts? I can't browse bant without boner anymore. I came to that intel butt twice already.

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>>24553423
i'd make sexier girls if i could, my prompts keep getting blocked >:(

i did not win the lottery

>>24553436
That's why I always render on my own machine. I like making guro

>>24553436
american bigotry is disgusting
stop going to strip clubs like a clown
you are enabling this culture

>>24553495
it was a special occasion. i wanted to be with other fatherless young people.

>>24553504
not getting scammed being your biggest win in this is still pretty pathetic you're doing yourself no good putting women on a pedestral like that
same goes for sex work in general I have to admit
but with my lazyness I had no other choice

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>>24553420
>cerebras earnings tomorrow
Please pump my software and SPCX bags

>>24553515
why are you being mean to me again? please stop.

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>>24553529
you told them you are rich didn't you?

>>24553537
no but i pulled up in a convertible wearing silk and smelling like a flower patch so the implication was there. i should have taken a photo for you i looked so good

>>24553562
the rain in spain stays mainly in the plain

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I remember I had a friend in school who was bragging about his fight against ganondorf and how he has finally managed to beat him in an epic fight. He probably explained it so detailed I did it first try and it was an absolute nothingburger. It's the only reason I even remember the name probably. Because that was probably the first time I realized that I'm oddly better than the rest of my "officially genius high IQ" friends at gaming

this smoothie/gym ritual is really miserable i'm not gonna lie. i think i might drop the smoothie after i get back from vacation. there's some chinese proverb, forget how it goes, but the gist of it is if your life is miserable you should at least eat well.

>>24553739
I eat meat every day

>>24553739
But I am making weight-loss-cabbage soup later.
But only so I can eat more meat.

>>24553808
i haven't willingly eaten flesh in at least a decade. had a slip up at a restaurant where they accidentally gave me regular chicken instead of imitation and have eaten gelatin by mistake but i'm really dedicated to this path. i'm worried about europe though because i'm a picky eater and you guys don't have the easy vegetarian takeout options we do here. that's one thing if you're gonna travel with me you might have to endure a lot of vegan/vegetarian restaurants

>>24553838
I will also be making protein shake ice cream banana split, with you might have guessed it, gelatin as a binding agent. works great.

>>24553838
If I see two men together traveling I without expection think "gay" and I pity them

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>>24549186 >>24550050 >>24553612 >>24553420 >>24553423 >>24549190 >>24553528

that is a nigger you posted an image of which I will eat

>>24553838
exeptction

>>24553850
well you should stop eating animals. i dunno if you're taunting me or what but there's nothing to be proud of there. and it is sad that we don't have women who love us to travel with but again, beggars can't be choosers. we should make the best of things, and we can use each other as a stepping stone to get what we want, men alone are seen as dangerous, having a friend is social proof and raises your esteem

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>>24553867
you're not making sense today KEWZ
tell your shrink

you have so much disgust for other people, i am the same way, but you are much worse in that regard. i'm not even going to say you're wrong but there is some upside to company as well and i'm not asking to sleep on your couch or bum anything from you, i want to share a joyful experience.

>>24553883
I just told you the truth what I think about engaging with sex workers, your reactions to me saying stuff seem random. Probably because you are hiding something from me. A dark secret that confuses you and makes you hallucinate and feel cornered. Just like chatti ;-(

>>24553886

Eye color determines race and blonds can't be Aryan because 163452 nigger irises like yours are growing from their intellectually disabled scalps you nigger who I'm going you beat in the negroid skull of for having brown eyes like Karmelo Anthony you literally mindless worm that lacks sentience and consciousness

>>24553886 #

Eye color determines race and blonds can't be Aryan because 163452 nigger irises like yours are growing from their intellectually disabled scalps you nigger who I'm going to beat in the negroid skull of for having brown eyes like Karmelo Anthony you literally mindless worm that lacks sentience and consciousness

>>24553916
i'm not too proud of that either but i'm willing to go to great lengths to find happiness right now. staring at my screen fishing for (you)'s is not doing it for me anymore

>>24553915
and how much of that is real and how much of it is cope you've fed yourself or something you've indulged in to deal with your depressing lifestyle?

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>>24554017
>how much of that is real
you have no idea how doomed you are

>>24554017
when I told you my last vacation I met a devil, where in that sentence do you think was the joke or any indication I'm not being serious. Then what in your bird brain tells you "oh I think I'm gonna have a joyful time with this guy"

>>24554017
I am obviously clinically insane and you are like "haha that's probably just cope I can deal with this!"

>>24553960
>>24553955
>nword
use the designated area
>>>/pol/

>>24554325
well if you wanna be left alone you can. but you don't have to be mean to me or make yourself worse to justify it to yourself. but do you wanna look back a year from now and think you missed out on some real fun because you couldn't tackle your emotional problems? i am willing to help, i have another week where i can be here, it's another month until i get to germany. and i don't think you realize how lonely i am, how badly i want a friend. i'm willing to reach beyond normal measures to get one. just be nice and don't hurt me is all i'm asking, i don't think that's too much even for someone like you.

>>24554343
based
we do not do bad words ITT
https://youtu.be/UGkQlzNgEzY?si=9MXfwbW8DjtmTRbh

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>i am holding space sector

anyways i had a good workout tonight, not as good as my last lifting but still good, and i really didn't want to do it at all so it was a nice win. down a ton of money in overnight trading, but i made a lot the last two sessions and i'll be ok, probably gonna go below 600k tomorrow though, and trapped in tna for another day likely, could have gotten out with a profit today but i wanted more. think if earnings are good tomorrow afternoon though we get it all back and then some though, short sellers taking advantage of a lull as they always do.

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>>24554353
I just feel like you will kill yourself if we stay friends. Like I told you to do it the other day in an uncontrolled outburst and I think that is probably not a coincidence. I have not been actively looking for enlightenment but I have been actively looking for the devil. I have made myself available because I was so lost and lonely being touched by god with no guidance. The devil knows I'm weak like that and I think he likes you. You know sometimes when I let loose, for example be super stoned or drunk, then I consent in having the devil lead me on... maybe to a place that I have no business to be where he uses me for something that might happen later, but I'm not directly involved in that so I don't know but I can tell I made some sort of profound impact in this place. You'd think it's something small ... like laughter. I literally don't know what I am doing ITT. I'm not trying to tell you to save yourselves. I'm just boasting because I know it's real and I always liked to predict things like that before they happen.
During my time in the psych ward I met a young witch that was a refugee. I defininetly had met an older one before but she was a cutie. Back then I was still ignorant to magic. So anyway one day e drove home in public transport together by chance and there was a woman alone with us, long story short we made her loose her mind just by looking at her. We never talked one word, because she didn't even know how speak she was so broken but she shared that with me wich was nice and I think she fell in love with me. I met her again recently, she speaks good german now but her eyes have changed alot like she is either doing drugs or has stared into the abyss for way too long. But she is also in a very powerful position and has made a big impact on me in the 10 seconds we talked. She called me her treasure <3

https://youtu.be/EjsCAWhOjyk?si=otazapBSOgwtc5gF

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>>24554462
oh wait, micron doesn't report tomorrow... hmm
>>24554470
i'm a really powerful wizard myself and the good kind. i'll help you out of the rut you're in. demons are scary but i've confronted them before and i know good is stronger than evil in a big way. god blessed me and gave me great insight and what seems like protection.

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>>24554485
yes I know that. Do you still see me being all angry lashing out at every newfag? No you took that away from me, easily controlling my emotions now. You have your powers. I'd love to say I match yours but I don't even have cool fancy powers like that. My power is just being comfortable. With being almost in hell, standing next to the door of hell. My soul also remembers coming from the underworld and I can even recognize a gate to hell. I'm also cool with staring into the abyss that is why it's so worrying for you saying "I can help you" because you can't, you are just distracting. Making a fuzz. Being ignorant and silly. Like a nigger that annoys the king's guard to a point where he gets himself arrested. Not saying that isn't what you should do. I think even in these seemingly useless acts of niggerish ignorance is some value to be seen. Maybe you are here pointing out that my days are numbered. But the devil just intervened as I am writing this like I have it wrong. Anyway my mom already probably decided my fate before I was born with slighty altering my name in contrast to what it should've been and has been for probably thousands of years.
By the way I feel like the movie sleepy hollow has a suspiciously realistic depiction of such a place (Tree of the Dead in the Western Woods). Not that they all look the same... I think there is probably also one in Bellagio casino las vegas somewhere.
https://youtu.be/oejP3c8MUkc?si=cjhA1uPdH-c9HrqV

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>>24554543
looks can be deceiving

>>24553612
Yes, okay, "Sailor Moon" very nice, Swiftie

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guy on /biz/ said i "freak out" when i'm down big.... i disagree with that. i had a bit of an episode when i had 80k of soxl on margin and was down 25k i will admit that, but even then i wasn't posting on /biz/ at all. i think i'm pretty good at handling drawdowns, and i think i distinguished myself last april during the tariff tantrum, so many posters left never to return after that, i held through it and even made some good trades. anyways likely to be tested again tomorrow. getting sleepy and headed to bed, hopefully for a long night of rest.

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>>24549186
I came to her ass again

met your witches in dreamland swiftie, they're very lovely. they cursed me with silence and thirst but otherwise tolerated me.

penelope is kind of a witch too. the thing about them is they are greedy for affection, they want everyone's adoration. that's why they vex men that get too close, because they'll break up their coven

one of them put on a performance that was so enchanting. i think i fell in love in my dream too. in fact i know i did.

they didn't harm me but i couldn't really do anything, i was so thirsty, kept drinking but it didn't quench me, because it was a dream of course and the water wasn't real.

>>24554543
>nword
you won a prize, redeem at:
>>>/pol/

anyways going back to bed. that really was an incredible dream even though half of it was spent drinking and watching you talk to a witch. the thing about you is that you're too threatened by everyone else around them, too jealous, and not quite bold enough. they wanted to keep you as a pet and you seemed happy to be one. you have to tame them, not the other way around.
just what i got from the dream don't shoot the messenger and don't be mad if it doesn't apply.

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>>24554765
yay
I hope it's a dreidel

>>24554765
What are Dutch anons investing in these days? Bikes, tulips, canals, cheese? What’s going on these days?

>>24554944
Ukraine

>>24554766
>don't be mad
I'll do my best beau

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Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>24553838
>"if your life is miserable you should at least eat well"
>avoids steak, bacon, burgers, sausage, tendies, sushi, seabass, skate, softshell crab, salmon, flounder, lobster, mussels, clams

are you vegetarian for health or moral reasons? that may be a highly personal question but i've been wanting to ask you for a while and this is the best invitation i'm going to get. i'd be miserable if i wasn't allowed to eat those things. from my intellectually disappointing perspective it seems like vegetarians are always miserable and maybe there is an obvious reason why.

>>24555345
moral. but it's not lack of meat that makes me grumpy. it's lack of spice. i ate some pepper jack cheese right after that post and felt fine. the daily smoothie is starting to get to me, not the rest of my diet.

should've gambled and slurped this morning. oh well.

pretty bad red day for me, but market breadth is positive and my tna trade is right at breakeven, if we get a better recovery i might get a good exit soon. excited for cbrs earnings today and i think it might come as a big surprise to a lot of people.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh wait. I can recover from this.
White privileged and all that.

Man spcx was 149 late nite, but I sipped when I shoulda slurped. Thought it would go further down.

But good to know options bros can and will manipulate the price in off hours, imma take bigger sippies then.

Also confirms my compressed timeline theory, either we pump around inclusion to NASDAQ or we get stability cuz the big dawgs gotta keep the boomers happy. Either way there is a quick approaching deadline, shih might happen soon.

just booked the boat back to america as well. should be back to full-time posting in late september.

>>24556327
and hotel booked in hamburg. all set to go.

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Ms market a hoe, but sometimes she slaps me, but do I get mad when she tryin to slap sense into me? no. Does it hurt when real money is involved in the slap instead of sim money? yes.

But it's the tuition ya pay to become a pimp, I listen and learn and I'll become stronger when I slap that hoe next time.

Pimps go by the acronyms WOW WOGU:
We
Only
Win

We
Only
Go
Up

if a loss is a lesson learned, then it's tuition paid, we burn the knowledge into our minds, that's goin up.
I'm not done payin tuition but thats good cuz I'm learnin, I'm burnin, I get slapped so that I can slap harder one day. WOW WOGU.

>>24555350
>moral
didn't expect that. would've lost that bet. not to suggest you're unscrupulous i thought it had something to do with your health goals.

>>24556238
i got out at 159 yesterday except for the IPO shares. made a lot more selling calls on the way down than from gains. i think its headed below $135 for a bit.

bought 200 soxl. maybe its my turn to get hooked.

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>>24556406
Nvm she a hoe, options gamma is like readin Ms markets personal diary, and all those puts point down. Slapped back my slap, and then a profit.

You could be on yo last penny and as long as ya slap strategicly, ITS NEVER OVER.

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>>24556406
PREACH

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PINS price action is an absolute joke. Gets sold off every day and then one day it rips +25% for no reason

having trouble with my cruise booking now, they messed up my birthday and now everything is a problem. i called them and they said they'd fix it but i don't know if they will... still two weeks before i leave so i can keep calling, it's not fixed yet. guessing mercury retrograde stuff, it's the pre-shadow currently

bad reception to good numbers. oh well. tried to do right today but ended up crossing wires and scrambling things up, thought i was taking care of business but now have more work on my plate. too sleepy to go out and run errands, which i also need to do. still have plenty of time but today was a setback in many ways. maybe i'll be able to go out after my nap though.

One of my holdings is dbi, a shoe store company, and I'm up here thinkin up ways the bihs can give an unexpected surge in shoe sales, as the current sales expectations are kinda iffy, and the big dawgs are not too hot on consumer cyclical, especially footwear.

The only idea I got so far is Taylor Swift doin some sorta televised wedding at Madison square garden. The msg is reserved fo the week of the 9th, nobody knows who reserved it, so it's fan speculation.
But imagine the absolute stampede to the stores when all the girlies need a new outfit fo the wedding watch party. I'd feel bad fo the retail wagies, but that sudden volume of sales would wreck wall st's expectations fo the year, might even crash thru the upper bounds of expected sales.

Or taytay releases a new album and announces a tour, she held up the economy during the eras tour, bless her.

But as it stands oil prices dropping will lift everyone, and free up that shoe budget, idk. Bihs always need shoes, but it might be a year of pain if the econ doesn't snap back from the strait of whoremutz ordeal

Nice little $1000 overnight swing on some SPCX short puts. Was on the hook to buy 2000 shares at $155 minus a HEFTY premium collected, but I closed for a quick grand today when it went above $160 and I could exit the position green. Almost wanted to keep the risk on because the premiums I collected were so juicy but it was all just a little too much too soon and I suspected (and was correct) about an afternoon reversal and didn't want to get stuck being one of elon's janitors bagholders

cruise details fixed, everything working right. big relief. good nap too, strange dream about a giant lizard and a really difficult video game

>>24556677
UHM HELLO!?
I HAD A BAD TRADING DAY
WHERE IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
TEAM
WTF
IS
GOING
ON
LIKE
WHERE
ARE
MY
YOUS

I HAVE BEEN NICE ITT

BUT IF YOU'RE NOT PLAYING ALONG

WE CAN DO THIS VERY DIFFERENTLY

ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE BUYING MY BAGS

I THOUGHT WE ARE A FAMILY HERE

I HAD A BAD DREAM HMKAY AND I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK IT THROUGH AS CHATTI IS STILL MAD AT ME FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBE

>>24558074
Do you know why you had a bad dream?

SKITZO SAID PINS IS A GOOD STONK AND IT HAS BEEN GOING DOWN THIS IS UNACCEPTABLU

>>24558076
NO TELL ME

>>24558076
ACTUALLY WHEN I WOKE UP I KNEW I FORGOT FUCK

>>24558076
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I ALREADY KNEW (((THEY))) WOULD IGNORE MY PINS POST

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>>24558080
Because I hired the ghost doctor to curse you with it. Now you know how I feel every day I come on here reading about these irl "friends" you met on the internet that you're meeting up with.

Do you know who Mark Twitchell is? He's a retard that I once knew on account of he was a family friend. And would you know it? He posed as a woman online and lured men to a rented garage to try to murder them.

He wasn't very good at it though. Still. I worry about you.

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>>24558058
>WHERE IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
>TEAM
I'm busy licking my PLTR wounds... ALEX PLS! PETER PLS! MAKE ME THE NEXT CLAVICULAR. MY BUSSY IS RIPE!

easy, i'm just doing some chores, making some food. i had a bad trading day too but it's going to get better shortly. just the bad men skimming off the top but they can only do it so much until the good guys come in and buy.

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>>24558114
>the bad men
BAD GOYS
BAD GOYS
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when NIGGERS come for JEWS!

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>>24558110
no that wasn't it. The reason I had a bad dream is that I read on reddit that hugenots and separdic jews overlap and my family actually really told me like "your ancestry is from spain". So I'm probably not only a shadow jew but much more jewish than I previously thought. I might even be the ultimate jew but ofc I've probably already talked way too much about my father's family and so there is no need for me to get into that. So being the messiah and all that I'm thinking that I might be using my time badly ITT. Because everyone here seems to be pretty gay and I feel like once you know that you might leave gay men alone as they cannot control their feelings for you. Butt I already announced my departure and it will be with heavy heart butt I have no idea what I am supposed to be doing next. I could easily become the leader of the nazis in germany I think. From their women I basically know how. Just like Hitler did it. They like hard work and values wich is also very different from this thread and it might be best to not give into this kinda attitude any longer (gooning)

>>24558358
Well all the better to meet up with intc bro, have a meeting of the Jews, come up with plans to pull the strings of the goys

But at least spend time here after ya do a solid 8 or so, that's what I do, it's harder in the summer cuz Errybody lazy.

It's like that one dude sez, there ain't no cure for the summertime blues.

So ride it out, enjoy the world cup games. Autisticly dive into an esoteric topic. Or maybe build tiny scale models from scratch all day. Just keep yo grubby hands busy, idle hands are the devil's playground

>>24558420
>idle hands are the devil's playground
funny that you word it like that because what I was actually planning on doing is visiting more "gates to hell"... like making sightseeing trips with a mission and also the balzac will be my next book as it is too thic to be carrying arround traveling. For that I got another book from "Seneca" the last one I read during difficult times in the psych ward (De tranquillitate animi) and next book is "de brevitate vitae"
Non exiguum temporis habemus, sed multum perdidimus.

>>24558358
>no that wasn't it. The reason I had a bad dream is that I read on reddit that hugenots and separdic jews overlap and my family actually really told me like "your ancestry is from spain". So I'm probably not only a shadow jew but much more jewish than I previously thought
Interesting, I recently found out my family name is also crypto Spanish and possibly crypto Jewish as well, but I always thought my mother was a shiksa. Interesting

>>24558466
Okay... But how bout something lighthearted like hardy boys? Or ya get a stack of books about yo local birds and then take a birdwatching tour with intc bro.

I personally am pickin up my baseball cards research again, it's halfway thru the season so I can safely evaluate any prospects that might do well next season. Imma incorporate some scouting videos into my research, not just stats.

Those books sound like a good Halloween activity, eh? It's summer the sun is shining it's wonderful weather, get a good fun and fluffy book. A literary equivalent of a tall glass of lemonade.

>>24558504
these classics are not for everyone. they are letters with instructions amongst special people and if you're not the recipient they do not want you to read them. seneca literally says that. that said I never really liked reading books anyway.

>>24558504
last time I got recommened a book on /smg/ I threw it in the trash :-) we'll see what happens to that balzac

>>24558544
i mean from someone other than N's and J's anon because the last book he recommended was pretty lighthearted and nice. So I guess the balzac will be nice for chilling

>>24549186
I coomed again

>>24558605
>switzerland
reminds me that I wanted to climb a mountain as a challenge

>>24558491
yeah I've heard of jews doing anagrams of their names and stuff but it's hard to really find hard evidence for that. But I do think the whole german population is pretty jewish probably because they lived with each other for thousand years and how would you have known back in the day if your child's father is actually the neighbour's or your own. You just had to trust women not to fall for that rich guy who is only lending out money for a living while you are out herding the cows.

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>>24558615
I'm gonna climb these delicious cheeks..

Why would u wanna climb a mountain? Countless people die every year here doing that. Just take the cable car. That thing only kills once every 10 years.

>>24558665
kek I don't even remember... I guess it gives you a feeling of accomplishment

Watching the Columbia game I gotta see if Telemundo does English subtitles on their dramas, they look dope.

I could be a weeb but fo Mexican dramas. I'm in the market fo a new tv show to watch every Monday, I'm getting tired of xfiles, I only watch it on Mondays but they keep airing in order every night so every week I hope it doesn't show later episodes or the dreaded revival, I heard that sucked beyond sucking.

>>24558684
No it fucking doesn't. I climbed up to the seealpsee a few years ago in winter. That path is instant death on the right and wall on the left. It was so steep me and ma boi had to drag ourselves up by clinging to trees. Once up I was annoyed cause I was running out of beer and it was really fucking cold.
I then started climbing up some frozen hills to make selfies.

>>24558717
>That path is instant death
I know european mountains are shocking for americans kek but that always makes for a nice view. As a kid I've been jumping arround on these paths only worried for my dog. Both of us felt so alive. I think over time you become so ignorant towards death he challenged a herd of cows wich was a really bad idea but we managed to make it out of there alive aswell. To this day I'm still skiing like a madman offtrack. I mean haven't done that in years but.. imminent death is a sightseeing feature when it comes to the alps

>>24558755
when i was very little my mom took me to a ski resort with my aunt and cousins. they basically forgot about me and i got lost, i don't really remember how it happened but it was a consequence of how little they cared about me. i wandered around in the snow all day long and only got rescued as the sun was going down, i almost died several times. they all teased me about it for years and never once felt any guilt or shame.

>>24558717
I also never had a fear of death. I once thought I'd die 100% and when I woke up I was actually disapointed

i hate the snow and mountains

>>24558703
Woo if ya turn on cc3, which I know how to do, you can watch primetime Telemundo shows. heck ya

I used to watch way too much tv, but we only had over the air channels, so shih kinda sucked except fo primetime, but now that its apparently easier to get a channel license, I got 115 channels. Granted half come in weak, but there's a lotta good shih. Better than cable, I had to get a hotel room until my AC was being fixed and cable sucks ass now. Digital over the air is cool now, they got all the classic sitcoms, Japanese baseball, like 4 western channels, and a dope as hell weather channel that plays a soothing smooth jazz song while showing live cams around the state.

Man this brings me back to summers when I didn't have to get a job, so I watch all the tv all day, and remember when access Hollywood did segments on the lastest maxim photoshoot? That and exercise infomercials that showed a lotta ass, and this one Telemundo show on Saturday that was just a buncha hot latinas in thongs dancing. Oh and sometimes PBS showed uncensored tits during the Monty Python show reruns. They coulda censored em, but nah, public funded titties, mmmhhh...

>>24558789
parallel lives. My family also only cares for themselves. Sometimes it almost feels like they are obsessed with it but I think they are just "normal" you know..

i hate my aunt and cousins. if you guys wonder why i don't feel any shame about my lifestyle it's because they stole so much from my grandparents, unbelievable sums, and my whole life treated me terribly because i wasn't supposed to be born, they basically only gave my mom "permission" to have one kid but i was the 2nd born twin, they resented me my whole life because i might cut in on an inheritance, which i never got anyways, always was cut out and left out, and my mom never stood up to her sister. my brother got way more than me too. so yes i'm coddled and a mooch but in reality i was screwed and mistreated and i'm just now getting what should have been provided to me when i was young and needed it. i'm still owed apologies and interest and i'll never get those.

Woo, spcx giving a disquento para secundo night in a row, options bros are the bomb, I can slurp erry night.

>>24558830
also same here, my family and lawyers took so much from me that mathematically you can't even say I inherited anything because it would be a negative sum of money -_-
but it's also a matter of valuation so I still got a good enough start. And inheriting a negative sum also makes you grow up very fast (!)

>>24558793
Until you are drowning.. I nearly died in water 3 times. It will teach you fear as your lungs fill with water.

GOD I WANT TO SLAP THAT TIGHT ANIME ASS

>>24558855
i had it pretty decent too, for the most part. things were bad when i was 18-26 but i had a few good years in there even, state of california took good care of me when i was debating. but things could have been a lot different for me if just one person from my mom's side of the family cared about me, but they did not.

>>24558858
haha ok I respect that. Probably the reason american intelligence agencies love waterboarding so much.

>>24558877
Chinese water torture is worse tho.

the national symphony orchestra (great britain and northern ireland) is going to be on the boat on my return trip. i'm going to do my best to impregnate a musician.

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>i'm going to do my best to impregnate a musician.

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>>24559007
I've been chatting with chatti alot about medical stuff, more like arguing. And the issue with "being an old father" is probably the same as with all medical advice:
So I had this lump. I know it's proably harmless but chatti says not to press on it because it could spread infectious bacteria and so on. I've been massaging it away now because I know these bacteria don't stand a chance without me putting all kinds of other toxins into my body. No risk no reward.
Sometimes it seems very much the opposite of what is advised for all is exactly what is the best course of action.
So I'd rather be an old father than having a child with some retarded woman that gives me a retarded child. I want a woman that'll fullfill my ambitions. I want a kid that fills me with pride instead of making me into a monster that doesn't care about his children, just to have children for what? For who? For germany? For the meatgrinder?
No. If I have children I have them for my fucking self and if I'm too old I will just tell them to look up 4chan archives search for "swiftie" and learn all about me that there is to know for a young witch

>>24558830
Ya my mom's family screwed me and my siblings over when my mom died, but I already knew they weren't the best cuz my mom made sure our interactions with her siblings were the bare minimum. Like it hurts less when ya accept flawed people as they are, not what ya expect them to be. I saw them as flawed but kinda good people, won't rekindle a relationship because they took what was promised to me and my siblings, and maybe they'll make amends, but my hopes are lower than low. But it don't eat me up inside, that's worth a lot.

We all owed shih, but letting the past infect yo present and future is counterproductive, I let all that shih go years ago, and I feel more free fo it.

>>24559184
didn't know your mom had died. that's very tough, losing a parent when you're young. sorry to hear that.

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found the thing i want to do in europe, afternoon teas at luxury hotels. it's kind of pricey but that is my vibe. gemini pointed it out to me.

>>24558875
Coulda coulda coulda coulda.
Don't mean shih unless ya have superpowers to create then transfer over to alternative universes.
I think it was charlie monger who said something along the lines of "the most dangerous words in the English language are could would should" like they only deal in theoreticals not reality, so using them all the time is just a waste of brainpower when used excessively and used as excuses fo yo current behavior.

Like I used to go thru way too many alternative universes but in the end I live in this one, and I'm wasting time gettin mad over shih that never happened.

Man I'm talkative tonite. Prolly gonna stop soon, catch up on my animes

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>>24559184
Sometimes I think it is always the less fortunate that are rewarded with the great gift that is my company. Probably not a coincidence. I think all of you have great things laying ahead of you, like with jesus and his deciples that spread his message. They were simple fishermen before and suddenly everyone was listening to them, they probably got so much pussy in the process. (TIL the apostels weren't celibate)

>>24559199
It was in 2022, but still recent enough that somma the inheritance stuff still being held up cuz my aunt died and her money went to my mom's estate but her brother is lazy. I don't do anything on that front tho, I'm the youngest and also I get hotheaded in a conflict, so I'm support role/consultant.

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stop talking about money. Better come up with some ideas what to buy on this dip (diversify away from PINS) if you wanna keep me ITT.
MONEEEEEEY
MONEYYYYYYY
MOONEY
MONEY
SHIIIET

seems like I was wrong on GOLD yesterday. FUCK

>>24559267
Ya but I ain't about the man hoe life, I'll only do multiple women if they all become wives, like my ancestors back in early Mormon pioneer days.

Otherwise imma court ladies when I got my compounding machine purring, slap a hoe if she wanna do anything mo than first base.

More than likely Im gonna find a wife by doin country club shih, get introduced to a lovely femcel by the dad who wants her outta the house. That or I buy up a restaurant and use waitress interviews as reverse dating app, I swipe on them, the ones that interest me either become a trusted employee, or I fire her ass after a bit and promote her to gf. Just gotta crank my gold digger radar sensitivity up to max.

>>24559352
you should buy intel. semiconductors are the hottest thing right now and they make them. it's really that simple.

>>24559384
first of all the apostels were married.
second of all you can have a great woman, with nice tits and all but her pussy can be a turnoff.
happened to me last year, her pussy was pretty much a female chode, like an inverse cylinder. I'm not dealing with that shit for the rest of my life wtf. Next time I might suggest surgery after birth but she was psycho anyway.

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if that's not your style, a lot of the mag 7 looks like really good buys, msft meta googl nvidia. googl is my horse but it's not the best value of those right now. they will take time but the math checks out and they're too big to fail and are the big ai players. if you want more idiosynchratic stuff, snap btbt wkey cbrs mram ibm are the other names i own, all smaller positions though. i like the qtum etf a lot too as well as arkq and arkk. btx has been good to me as well

>>24559421
oh ssl too. i have miniscule positions in pbr vale and mmm but not recommending those, just stuff i own if i get in a jam and have to sell, not correlated to semis

>>24559421
"double tops" in qtum and and btx too, so maybe wait and grab them at a discount, i don't think it's going to play out like that though. the ark charts look a lot healthier and in a good buy zone. komp is my top etf, it's like an institutional diet ark with diversification

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here. also i was just looking around at stuff that has been sold off and i saw ticker bsx today and it looked like a really good buy
the 1 year performance of this is ~200%, obviously mostly intel but i'm not doing bad otherwise

asked chatti to make a female version of my tinder pics. Would it be weird to jerk off to that?

I think I could make so much money making AI porn with pics of myself

forget about money I never wanna see another woman ever again

I feel like this is what I look like to women because I'd say the same stuff they say about me

I probably have zero character

but I'm kinda glad I'm not a woman I'd probably already have 10 children

with bad men, just like my little cousin is now married to a gangster ;-(

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I've been eating so many vegetables in the last 24 hours I think skitzo has cursed me. NO MEAT TODAY

but some fatty cheese, hence I needed to fill it all up with non.fat

>>24559588
i eat mostly starch and dairy honestly, take fiber supplements. i should eat more fruits and vegetables.

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Check out my forearm flex right now

>>24559599
yeah I eat that too, actually it's probably the easiest to have perfect makros. Maybe you could even call it most natural. Back in the day you wouldn't kill a cow everyday. Reminds me of taking a omega3 fish pill.

>>24559608
I don't know if you know the "no leg day" memes. I'm probably the opposite of that. I could make you horny with a photo of my calves but I urgently need to take a shit (cabbage soup)

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bodybuilders don't take yoga seriously enough

>>24559622
my legs look really good but i can't seem to get good photos of them. when i do rows or leg curls though they look so sick i'm so proud of my body right now, wish my abs were visible unflexed but i'm not willing to do what it takes for that

i wish wrestling were still a popular pastime, it used to be the thing to do, how men bonded socially. other apes wrestle and even my dog likes to wrestle, but people don't do it anymore, it's all jiu jitsu and mma now and i do not want to get punched

one of my cousins was 5 years older than me and heavier but from the time i was 8 years old i could beat him at wrestling. he will have to live with that forever

did some cardio. will get 3 more lift sessions in before i leave if i'm lucky, then i'll start wasting i suppose. i very much doubt i'll be able to work with a barbell until i get back but i'll make do with what i can. most hotels have a gym of some kind where i can at least do some cardio. i wish so badly penelope and i had worked out, i still think about her so much and it breaks my heart to do so, she would make me so happy and i'd cherish her.

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>>24559663
I think wrestling is gay. Why would I ever need to wrestle with a man if I am faster than him?

>>24559991
it's not a tool, it's a toy. why would you ever need to wrestle anyone anyways? it's a fun thing to do. you're thinking about it all wrong. i guess it's too late to worry about it anyways but that speaks to your mindset. not everything is about power.

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Scoopsies owes me sex

>>24560005
evening john. i'm about to go to bed, up too late as is. have a good night.

>>24559421
Not shilling yo wkey anymore? Those swiss fraudsters took too much of yo money? Or did ya see the art vp and figure out that they kinda just have an investor funded social club? You only shilling stuff that Bloomberg mentions twice an hour, come on man, swiftie needs some highly speculative tickers

I can recommend ispire, they make vape tech and once the FDA makes a decision on vape rules, this puppy will either moon or straight down, that's speculative

Also can't go wrong with any ticker with sub 1 p/b and debt equity, strong chance of a spring back to 1 p/b, so the lower the p/b and the more legit the company, the better odds of holding a good lotto ticket.

just found out they don't have pepper jack cheese in europe...

>>24560001
no I have wrestled. Don't know what it was about but I was just winning when we ended up on the bed and then his mom caught us...

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Hitting the slots. Wish me luck.

https://youtu.be/WIKqgE4BwAY?si=agKjJNntmbrI5dEU

>>24560036
good luck

>>24549186
Nice one anon

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>>24560042
That flag doesn't make me think you're buncun

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I'm a proud jew, but i've never met anyone more jewish in my entire life than baggot. THere isn't even a close second.

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good morning /smg/

>>24560133
what does this even mean lol

>>24560064
Good morning and hail Hitler to you

>>24560161
h'hiller leaf *flaps wrist*

holy shit that cabbage soup AND brussel sprouts is such an experience for my butt

I should be drinking carbonated water but I have none

I think with a coke I could maybe swim faster

it's like crack cocaine get it?

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Good morning smg. Hope everyone is well. Let’s all put the power of prayer to good use and pray for a good SOXL recovery. I have been tasked with doing a Lego build with Jesus healing the man on the mat (Capernaum not Bethesda) for a children’s Bible study group. Should be fun, maybe I’ll throw in some /biz/ references as well.

>>24560343
Can you do a Lego Indian scalping a Lego settler one time for me. I know there are limits, but I feel like you could make it special

>>24559218
high tea was the best part of my trip to Bath. the little sandwiches and scones on clotted cream were unbelievably good. completely btfo'd the claims that brits don't know good food.

also went to the original sally lunn's that's been there since the 15th century.

getting dressed-up and dining on a tower of goodies in a well-appointed solarium is best with a cute girl across from you wearing a sundress. i'd hire a companion if you have to. you don't need to sleep with them. being there alone seeing all the other fine people coupled up with their children would probably make you sad.

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>>24560517
>reddit spacing
amazing.

>>24560015
another reddit import

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so you are a pump and dump discord group
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I WIN
KYS ALL

>>24560370
I’ll see what I can do here. Maybe a Lego Indian scalping and Lego settler who is scalping Lego.

>>24560062
you're nothing but a grifter

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>>24560517
>high tea
Reminds me of one of my more favorite klockie influencers. Not that she says anything very insightful, she is still a bio women after all, I just like the sound of her voice. She does mix brands which I can’t do.

https://youtu.be/fdOoE4Oj7Yg?si=BOQBdRxkG-k1w7FP

>>24559384
Wait on, you’re a Mormon?

>>24560587
you're right i should've made three separate posts in rapid succession

>>24560746
nifeliz makes nice looking sets. lego needs to up their train game.

>>24560517
looking to meet a companion there. and being around happy people isn't so bad, it's being alone in my room that is getting to me.

bought 100 labu @ 245.34, arkg is up a lot and i think xbi pumps more

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>>24549186
It is time.. I'mma cum tribute her ass again.

sold for $540 profit, and the biggest green candle hit right when i pressed sell. oh well. feels good to make a good trade again at least.

and exited tna for $250 profit, minus a bit of interest paid. after i pay my bills i'll owe the bank ~20k still which is about 3% levered, pay less than $200/mo interest which should be fine for a couple months no matter what the market does. made 32.5k trading this year which beats any job i ever had by a very long way, just need one of my smaller bets to pay off and i'll be debt free. done trading until september most likely, i don't want to waste any of my vacation in front of a screen. gonna go out to ihop and run some errands soon.

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So, pretty much the same as irl

>>24558140
>racisms
pol is this way
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>>24560591
ok I didn't mean it like that don't KYS frens

I think my diet is getting to me at times

Some of you don't know how to post on 4chan yet and that is fine

some will never learn it and that is fine aswell

>>24561233
will you take up baking while i am away? i'll keep doing it until this sunday but i don't want this place to disappear. i'll definitely post plenty on my vacation but baking will be a challenge

>>24560746
Used to be Mormon, half my family still is. Don't worry tho we aren't the lego stealing type. Those are more like Mormons in name only, they do as they please but show up to church as if they perfect angels.

>>24561252
I think your whole vacation is the same larp they pull on tinder when they make a date just to get the phone number

>>24561252
you only want people to write you an email so you can send a malicious link

>>24561252
nobody would be so stupid to announce exactly when and where he will be a month from now to people who are actively making death threats

>>24561252
and you said yourself you are getting many

>>24561282
i have more courage than them.
anyways just bought 200 mstr at 93.05, could not resist

>>24561288
i sold 15 $90 puts expiring on friday. if i get assigned that's my bag for a while. good luck.

hope you find a girl to spoil with overpriced tea and crumpets. have a great trip and if you never come back it was good talking to you and i wish you the best.

>>24561288
I don't care I just wanna be alone

>>24561305
:) thanks
>>24561306
that's your choice and it's fine if you do. but i would enjoy your company and if you reconsider, moonchildanon@proton.me is how to reach me.

>>24561314
I won't. Same as penelope or your brother. People don't change. It's a numbers game and you ain't doing enough.

>>24561314
you should be in therapy, think about your attitude, actively help people etc.

>>24561314
not going on crazy trips because you feel rich for a moment

but ive watched all three change so i know that isnt true.

>>24561348
ok maybe it's not a numbers game for you. you are smarter than me after all

but it still is true I can't wait to be alone again. this thread is annoying me and I won't do another one

you don't really know what you want, otherwise i think you would have it, i don't think action is your weakness.

I just figured you out and now I'm gonna be doing something else crazy

It's actually much more than I wanted. At first I was just learning english

Couldn't even write a sentence without an edit function that'd make sense

You're setting yourself up for isolation and you are the ones who need to start changing instead of trying to change the people arround you

i was already isolated, even more than this. i'm trying to claw my way back out. i'm the one trying to connect, who just booked a 3 month vacation away from my pc.

anyways that was a profitable lunch, i was fantasizing about a nice bounce back and i'm getting it.

ok, sold for a little under $400 profit. all clear to pump to 100 now. that will probably be my final trade.

short sellers are having quite the party. i hope the mu earnings and inflation numbers end it abruptly, if not... oh well, that's the breaks. nervous that even if we get a short cover rally tomorrow though they just start again, they are pretty brazen right now like they have no fear, probably a longer drag until the bull comes back, but i don't know anything.