All of /bant/ is trapped in a cave. Who are you eating first to stay alive?
Melonade could feed the rest of bant for a month atleast, way before we would be rescued
This anime waifu ass I keep cooming to.
>>24563867This, her fat milky sacks can feed all of us. as a plus, the BLACK BVLL could fuck her for our entertainment. best of all, he`ll keep her lactating
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>>24563859I mean, I'm a literal, honest to God, stares in the eyes without wavering, person who has no issues in consuming human flesh in the past, present or future. It would really depend on how hungry I am, how much supplies are left, and how sinful or annoying someone is. The sinful first, then the annoying, then those who want an easy out, then those who would be a threat to my continued survival, then onto those foolish enough to wander into a cave full of human skeletons. This will continue until I get someone that isn't humans to eat, or until I too, am killed and consumed. Then again, this statement in only true in philosophical arguments, of which, you've set up a philosophical boundary. If there is nothing to eat but Man, then the concept of Humanity begins a slow gradient of acceptability to justify this "Inhumane" practice, which is quite literally just listening to the demanding genome that screams "I mustn't die." Those who refuse the primal cry, die with their Humanity, but are consumed regardless, and their austerity brings no different flavor to the meat, nor does it have any true worth outside of their own subjective life. However, I suppose, outside of a philosophy, if I met a Human that did not listen to the primal gene, I would bury them, or cremate them, because they are not Man, they are something a bit too rich for my personal taste, and I cannot digest, nor find caloric value in ascended principles. This is a funny way of saying "If you do not try to eat me, I will not eat you. However, I will outlive you, simply because I listen to my genome. and do not let the illusion of principles act as solid obstacle when survival is on the line.
>>24563859are we only talking about 4chan /bant/ here or is the other /bant/ included too?
>>24563914>>24563937>>24563946hiroshimoot bring back /qa/fags' containment board PLEASE
>>24563859I would eat Greg's smooth legs first. Sorry Greg, you're cool 'n all but your legs look really yummy. Would eat with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
>>24564369Yea right, because corny bant namefags who flirt with each other all day are sooo much better than sharty teens
>>24563859I wont be the first to go but I know I wont be hanging around long, one of you school shooters will make sure of that
>>24564390I don't know whats more exhausting. watching a bunch of horny incels in their 20's flirting with eachother while still insisting they they straight, or watching another bunch of faggots in they early 20's tell the same 3 jokes over and over again.
>>24564409>their 20'sDont make me laugh A lot of them are already in their 30s Literally fully grown men who have been doing this shit for years already Sharty teens are just mischeavious teens and no one who is into that site is over 24 anyway
>>24564409>>24564427do you prefer the 20 gorillion actual faggot posts?
>>24564409>>24564427you two would be PERFECT for a spit-roast
>>24564427>A lot of them are already in their 30snormie, 100%. I've seen a fair bit of rotation over the years and to me the newfags seem so young.when it come to the shart party, their starting to age too and I notice it every time I visit, still a fair few good and groomable teens there though.
i seriously don't know what you're doing here
>>24564445cool you can be piggy in the middle
>>24564451>when it come to the shart party, their starting to age too and I notice it every time I visit, still a fair few good and groomable teens there though.why does everyone seem to be a part of the same fucking mystery religion that's what i wanna know
everything is so fucked
>>24564442>do you prefer brocks postsNo>>24564454Keeping the queers in check >>24564459Its not a religion it was just some dumb website where people used to make fun of queers until it became gay in itself eventually They are still 100 times more entertaining though and im kinda happy qa died and that they migrated here
>>24564451Not only normie theres way more of those forever namefags here>groomable teens there thoughYuck I guess teem diddlers figured that out very soon
>>24564471>Keeping the queers in checki think you're indulging yourself actually
>>24564459don't think about it too much. the sharty is just a bunch of pandemic kids they are starting to slowly grow up and age. really only just the tip of the image board iceberg.
>>24564482What can I say I just hate faggots >>24564486Also this
>>24564493then go disrupt the gay sex rp thread happening as we speak
>>24564480>more of those forever namefags herewhich ones am I forgetting. I don't talk to them very often. they're not that interesting to chat to.
>>24564471>that they migrated herethey are all long gone man. at least, the soijak /qa/ clique. what you got left are nesting in the bant /hap/ shithole
you don't give a shit about anything
>>24564496But why should I do that when they stay in their designated thread >>24564497I could name many but I dont want to summon any of them lol You need to be a special kind of retard to do long term namefagging anyway >>24564499Also kinda trueVery sad they where the last good and funny people to migrate to bant RIP bant I guess
>>24564349Interesting philosophy, but let's get back to the real issue here.On a scale from "first course" to "last survivor," where exactly do I rank in your cave vore tier list?
