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>>24725444Nothing is happening on 4chan.
>>24725447wrong, we have a new sticky on /mlp/ in preparation for G&^>>>/mlp/43376394(yes, I'm reposting from the last thread. It's first non-anni sticky on /mlp/ in five years)
>>24725456>G&^might as well wait for G7 at this point lol
>>24725456its been a while since i've seen that much real horsepussy on mulptoo bad the new gen is gonna suck
>>24725456>>>/mlp/43377777Digits in sticky
oh and also GRANITE Act aka the 4chan bill is still active lol
>>>/g/109334518>>>/mu/130976055draw threads
>>24725533>the deleted posts in the /g/ thread
>>247255101776USA USA USAother countries joining in the protection of online free speech when?
>>24725565>other countries joining in the protection of online free speech when?when they get proper free speech lolso never
>>24725568never say never
Not a brony, but that's impressive. Good for them.
>>24725716yeah look at that ppm damnit's DO4E all over again
>>24725456>sloppa leak was true
>>24725568justwouldn't be the first time we were the revolutionary spark, who knows, maybe a pheonix happening in our lifetime.one can only hope.
>>24725721Trips
i don't keep up with 4chan's payment processing, when did they remove the ability to pay with crypto? i can't see it on the Pass page, but the pass faq still says it's an option.also not to jinx it but why isn't 4chan blacklisted from payment processors again? did stripe just change their mind or what?
>>24725904>also not to jinx it but why isn't 4chan blacklisted from payment processors again?dude we are hackers known as 4chan
>>24725510>>24725565>>24725652>>24725787Bread and circuses for miggers, digital ID is on the horizon
>>24725904i'm so very sorrybut the meme is overeveryone is over crypto and buisnesses want to be paid in actual money.
>>24725456It's overall leaks were trueepisodes gotta be shortened crap straight-to-youtubeTWO main characters were cutand /mlp/ couldn't beat /v/ in PPMit's so over...
>>24725977fat chance govt. cuck
>>24725904Both coinbase and stripe ban "controversial" things and websites, so 4chan getting banned is inevitable. Even RapeApe tried kowtowing to Stripe and failed. https://x.com/GrapeApe9k/status/1947458566224548106I hope hiro copies Null's bank check strategy so we get picrel irl.
>>24725981Damn even the meme pastel horse show is disappointing its fans nowadays
>>24726031>nowadaysG4 ended like absolute garbage, G% was cancelled when the show was still on airfuck hasjew
>>24725463>that much real horsepussy on mulpuh, that's... interestng>>24725981>episodes gotta be shortened crap straight-to-youtubeheh, /mlp/ chronicles
/vg/: after a week i can confirm that one of the four yugioh generals has died. now there're just three
>>24726009>coinbasemaybe i should be asking this on /g/ but there's seriously only the one service for crypto? maybe >>24725978 is right>and failedbut.but they still use stripe?
>>24726245>maybe i should be asking this on /g/ but there's seriously only the one service for crypto?it's "only the one service" because it's only used by cuckpliance losers real man use BTCPay or make their own entire systems
>>24726245RapeApe swapped over to some random website that Stripe hasn't caught yet. IIRC before 4chan first got banned from Stripe it was explicitly labeled 4chan pass and used the 4chan domain, but now RapeApe has to stealth it.
>>24726245stripe is an actual banking buisness.handled with stringent gloves so you know it's good, even removes possibility of giving your money to scammers.
>>24726009early in trump's second term he went hard against deplatforming and put pressure on payment companies to reinstate a lot of controversial stuff
>>24726252interesting, i'll have to look into this more then. i still don't know why they haven't changed this segment though, literally only one of these is correct>>24726290>4chan outsmarts stripe with a digital Groucho maskphenomenal
Happenings
>>24726386>>4chan outsmarts stripe with a digital Groucho mask>phenomenalI think they actually had two front companies for that lolremember owo.to?
>>24726393>owooh yeah, that was a couple years ago huh. this feels like the kind of thing someone like hiro shouldn't have to deal with lmao. surely a millionaire celebrity can figure out something better than this
>>24725463>too bad the new gen is gonna suckvindicated again.>>24725904>>>/vip/140878 apparently it's part of the stripe widget now. or you could try getting a prepaid credit card with crypto/cash if they aren't b& in uk yet and you're extra schizo
>>24726072elaborate green of doc
>>24726443that requires him to actually care, and we all know he doesn't give a shit
>>24726608>elaborate green of docreeeeee. finefor the last years, more or less, yugioh had four generals1. /dng/ which was the general for online simulators. it's now a glorified yugioh news and watch along yugioh tournament general. the diaper schizo doesn't help the matter>/dlg/ which is for the duel links mobile game split from /dng/. this general split into the speed and rush duel generals when rush duels were introduced into the game. /dlg/ now stands for Deadlock General.2. /dlsg/ is speed duel general3. /rdg/ is rush duel general4. /mdg/ is for master duel. a mobile format similar to tcg/ocgmaster duel killed /dlg/ because DKayed, a duel links celeb that hosted dl tournaments, moved onto master duel and his followers went with him leaving /dlg/ with few anonsfor the last months duel links has been dominated by one deck at a time which caused many players to leave /dlsg/finally after many weeks of fighting page 10, nobody has baked a new thread in a week
/dlg/ is the general that made kaiba's va say SNEED and turn that konami event into a sneed pun circus btwnow it's fucking dead
>>24727521>finally after many weeks of fighting page 10, nobody has baked a new thread in a weekFor the best. /vg/ is full of zombie generals that only survive off of page 10 bumps or ones that get less than 10 posts about the actual game per thread.
>>>/pol/ related happeningtrump is running for a 3rd/4th term:https://www.theage.com.au/world/trump-announces-2028-presidential-bid-20260725-p60iho.htmlhttps://www.nine.com.au/world-news/usa/trump-announces-re-election-bid-in-rambling-address-to-washington-media-20260725-p60ihj.html
>>24728421some threads about it:>>>/pol/539572522>>>/pol/539574500>>>/pol/539572133I expect there will be more later
A /b/ meta thread>>>/b/951821525A unusual schizo /gif/ thread?>>>/gif/30948887>>>/gif/30949164
>>24728421>>24728487Explains why he's so eager to rig votes for Repubs this time around
>>24728421>>24728487lol happenings thread is how I found out. thanx
>>24728487wasn't he shitposting about this before?
>>24726386>i still don't know why they haven't changed this segment thoughThey still haven't remembered to remove the giant red "janitor acceptance emails" message, so it will be quite a while before they get around to that one
>>24729242haha! Small indie company. Please understand.
>>24702330>>24711046>message chinese>away>message fun and wait>no reply>message faust and wait>awaynow what?/pol/ and /co/ sperg out over Pearl's VA following MAGA accounts on Instagram, aka Twitter-imported drama.>>>/co/154762013>>>/co/154759020>>>/pol/539567575
>>24729693when i tried it took a couple days of waiting too lol, you gotta just camp out in irc and hope for the best i think.>pearl VAi don't like people going through social media follows to find things to be mad at but that's pretty fucking funny. first nicki (voiced sugilite), now pearl. can we get a hat trick?
>>24729693>/pol/ and /co/ sperg out over Pearl's VA following MAGA accounts on Instagram, aka Twitter-imported drama.who gives a shit about that?
>>24728992It was the vein of> aha ha, just kidding.. unless..?It was a shitpost that he obviously wanted to do. He was testing the waters
happenings?>>24729741me
this isn't a happening but kind of a funny time waster: i saw this wiktionary article about the term "goymobile", something i've never heard anyone say before, and its sources are just a bunch of tweets and reddit postshttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/goymobile#Englishi assumed it was going to be part of the 4chan terms, but it isn't, even though desu shows posts from as early as 2014 using the (albeit not very popular) term, and for no real reason i wanted to see the edits of the page creator, and i've been loling at some of the other pages they've made>feetjobs>thighjobs>kikeshit>megakike>pronoun person >promised 3,000 years ago
/polgbt/ happening: Truck decides to parade during as part of LGBT>>>/pol/539612952>>24731184>>>/bant/nah
>>24731841>duringa pride parade
collaboration opportunity for a /bant/ bingo card>>24732135
>>24732223i cannot partcipate in this because i do not ever venture into this accursed board except to find this thread
>>24732236things you see too oftenmanipulating an image for the funniesthings you see every time you look
>>24731841>>>>/bant/nahhey, slow news day
>>24731841Religion of peace btw.
if any of you ever make an archive, you should do a feature where you just grab the catalog at semi-random intervals so that people can get a feel for what an average day on the board looked like
Shout out to our retarded Jew moderators
Hey mods try dilating your skull instead of neovagina
He wants control of [s4s] so fucking bad
>>24733238it's a sad story
>>24733238>>24733259You're just praying nobody actually goes to >>>/s4s/ and clicks on the threads I've highlighted, because the moment they do the problem is apparent and your trannyFUD is useless
>>24733259Not enough sauce to take over a board people actually like like /vrpg/ being under the grip of that Mother 3 spammer for yearsToo much bravery to not demand control over a directionless shitposting boardToo brainless to comprehend "spam the board right back" like he's been told five times already
>>24733266Are you the same cunt who was whining about an e-thot being underageb& a couple months ago?
>>24733271Nay a morally principled user on 4chan.com it cannot be so!
>>24733351So it is you.NYPA. Go and stay go.
Nothing makes the ma'ammafia seethe more than to see one of their own called out ITT, there is no behaviour they won't defend (child prostitution / niggerbumpery / trannybotting / et al. / etc. / and so on) because being an ethicless beast is their membership criterium number one
>>24733271Congrats on getting him to change his personality back to an older firmware
>>24733355Hey look everyone a ruthlessly dilating trannybeast is trying and failing to control the 4chan Happenings Thread!
>>24733370Ma'am I would like to congratulate you on correctly gendering me. Let's just stack the small wins up for now
Xir's neckbeard is positively wobbling with rage! Cheeto crumbs are flying everywhere! Anime figurines have been knocked down! Uh oh neovagina spasms!
>>24733370I wanted him to fuck off and leave us alone, but I'll take low-level mindbreak.
Hop in, dude!
>>24733427Help the cisgoyim are oppressing us with their functioning moral compasses! Someone ping Sister Sarah and wake her up from her post-dilation nap so she can (ab)use her (un)moderation privileges!
>>24733497>>>/pol/
>>24733032Especially for events like April Fools or when a mod embeds pics/videos/music./v/ meta thread, very sappy>>>/v/744046572>>>/v/744053498
