ITT: Uninteresting and usual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit (occasionally AKA as the blog thread)Real happenings go on>>>/bant/happeningsPrevious thread: >>24944239https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/24944239/
first for first
Second for GRAND DADhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF-xdiL7Nr0
>Widowered twicebad luck?
>>24975481>my circle of immediate people is roughly 600How is that number so high? Are you counting people that just see at work or something? I see the same nurses/social workers all the time but I wouldn't count any of them. >>wait /qa/doge has a kid?>Several, both in technicality and not in technicality.Are any of them from your own balls?
I messed upNo I won't fix it
>>24975531>Are any of them from your own balls?if you count the mushrooms multiplying in his cum sock, then yes.
>>24975527War is a terrible thing, Drunk drivers another. >>24975531Well, marriages, remarriages, chosen family and blood family, and the marriages and remarriages within those lines, with the odd pattern that "Ah yes, these people breed large numbers." A family reunion for one slice of pie is already a large number. If I were to specifically track all of said connections? That is roughly 600 last time I checked 10 years ago, it may or may not be bigger in the present, but I do not care to count or know. >by your own balls? Yes, and by her ovaries a grandchild come June of next year. She was not a product of a partner, but rather of a short lived, yet passionate relationship in my younger years. >>24975557That is filthy, use a tissue like an ordinary person, or an oriface.
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>>24974569>>24974974I guess. (￣~￣)It is a lot more tiring than selecting an image that best represents my current state. >At least you still have this... err... politically charged random board full of adventure./bant/ isn't the same as it used to be. All the personalities I mingled with are gone and what is left is anger and boredom. To be honest, the only one left that had interested me was well....you know who. Now, I am just spamming the thread with blogs no one ask for but at least i keep it concentrated here. I actually kinna feel safer here given this general is pretty ignored. I mean, I can share silly threads from other boards, but...whatever...>>>/ck/22196792
>>24975557Socks aren't made for cumming inside of. That is filthy, use a tissue like an ordinary person, or just nut on yourself and wipe if off. Eating it is also an option.>>24975568My family is kind of gigantic like that too but I've never counted them all up before. >Yes, and by her ovaries a grandchild come June of next year.Guess your pull out game is weak. Is your relationship with the kid good at least?>>24975574kk
>>24975594jIG IDdo a jig
>>24975594>Is your relationship with the kid good? This is where it gets a bit complicated, the kid does not know of my existence, her mother... well, [ahem] I can say in a way I have 4 other half children, so do the other four fathers of which she bore children to. I am the only partner that reached out to inquire, and I was met with "I'd rather not remember that time in my life." "May I speak to my daughter" "It is better that she remains unaware of you, she is quite fond of my current husband as a father." "Very well, if she ever has questions, please allow her to contact me when she is ready." "Of course, but she will most likely not." "Understandable, please know I will keep tabs regardless." "You sound like a fed." "Have a pleasant life dear, and congratulations on the other four children, and on the husband." So sadly, my daughter is unaware of me, and its best it remains that way for her own mental health I suppose. I have a kind relationship with my chosen daughter and my chosen grandaughter however, but it is not one like you have with your parents. It is a strange "How are you child? All is well?" "Yes, how are you faring?" "I exist, but I am pleased in your current life, is your child well?" "Yes, she is growing." "Very nice, hello young one." "GRANDAD!" "I am not such a thing young one." "GRANDAD!" "Did you teach the child this child?" "Kind of? I mean, you are the closet thing to a dad I have." "mmm. Hello granddaughter." "GRANDAD! YAY!" Again, I am in my early 30's, this is a strange existence and situation, considering again, this is a child of a chosen family, that was remarried into, and made a temporary responsibility during a turbulant time in her life that somehow resulted in me becoming a father figure somehow to the point where I am a grandfather before 40 in technicality, even though I am a literal grandfather pre 40 through genetics, because apparently breeding young runs in my blood. Then again my own mated at 15 and 17
Lemme roll for a new ID. The one I had is kinna ugly. Is it hypocritical of me to have every tripfag filtered except for Matteo? I don't know why I haven't filtered the other one. It doesn't make me happy looking at it anymore [at this point, you are practically a masochist. You seem to relish this little ritual of misery and self pity, as though suffering somehow makes it the right thing to do. What I cannot understand is why you have chosen to prolong this ignominious spectacle when its conclusion has been obvious for quite some time. Idiot. Vexing Vexing so very Vexing . conclude it already.] .
>>24975686Best I can do >>24975687Sounds very complicated Maybe you'll be a great grandpa by time you hit your 50s. Grandpa /qa/booooferwooofer wasn't on my bingo cardweird timeline
>>24975699>b+oat>boat:D
>>24975730it is passable>>24975735cAP ID
>>24975699idk if directed at mebut my existence is a certaintyby wrotetry contacring the demon who holds the writ(they no longer exist)
>>24975730To quote the child's particular favorite movie. "Ohana means family, and it is the people you choose, not always the people you come from." In that, I think that helps make the situation a little bit clearer I suppose. Although, I'm not sure what how to fit the role of either parents or grandparent in that, for I never really had the chance to be a proper one. Simply a guardian, yet what am I to say to a young one learning words and faces? "Your conception is wrong little one?" I do not believe young ones need to understand the nuances of adults, especially alien ones. However, there is something nice being called Grandpa Owl I suppose, because of my eyes, way I move and speak around the young one and her mother. That is something I am unsure if I wish to correct, it is not right to burst the conceptions of your inheritors, even if you aren't traditionally related. It's why I honor the wishes of the mother of my child, for if the girl knows the wifes current husband as father, who am I to burst that misconception? That would be selfish. However, I do wish could support her, especially during this period where she is effectively a single mother. I have a trust set aside for her regardless, I am simply waiting until our paths cross, or perhaps I can simply use my anonymity to be a kind stranger who helps out a single mother who has no idea who I am. >Maybe you'll be a great grandpa pre 50's. Please don't jinx it, I really don't need things to be more complicated than they already are. In legality, I'm already a Great uncle. by my 60's I'll most likely be Great Grandpa, and a Great Great Uncle, by that logic, by 80, a 2x Great Grandpa, and a 3x Great Uncle. By 100? I'd rather not think about it. And my data ghost will simplify things by simply saying "Do not worry about such the specific of title, simply call me Ancestor or Grandfather if you wish, otherwise Spirit will do just fine."
>>24975735I was thinking along the lines of "oat" but that is even better! >capso close to cape
I would like to summon Nat to the thread. There is something I would like to speak to him about.
>>24975906Nat is the godgrandfather?
who's Nat
>>24975939Not quite there is something I'd like for him to clear up on his end, because this week has been interesting and I haven't noticed in a bit. >>24975943Not you, he uses a very specific file name setup.
I know he does
>>24975963i respect the respect of another's filenamesat least means you don't mean harm.
>>24975906What?>>24975950Sometimes I get lazy with what I download from e6....Something about QAD being a grandfather? ...Congrats?Hold on I'll read things more carefully now
>>24976387But I suppose I should use one of these old imagesSo you can be sure if isn't an imposter I guessVghFineUNC STATUS CONFIRMEDIncoming grunc statusTaking care of the daughter of his paralyzed brotherIt could have been me as well but she decided otherwiseHer body her choice as they say. I was here last thread I just didn't post any images. Look for the random crossboard links. I'm trying to lose weight again. It's going well. I'm attacking my mindset first. If I'm in the right mindset then everything else will fall into place without much additional effort.Though I suppose I may still be an imposter (how rude(use that? (I don't know what you're talking about besides this is just theoretical right) Yes of course it is :)))
>>24976450Or here's a new image
>>24976387>>24976450>>24976452Were you aware that ND was a minor when you engaged with him? I would like a sincere answer in that. It came to my attention only recently on my end, if you did that was not very cash money of you, and I'm going to bop you on the head. If you were not, then you are in the same boat as I currently am in, do not engage or interact with them if and when they return, and do not bully them either. This is a very hard warning to no longer be involved with that individual beyond this point.
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According to /mu/ Celine Dion is back.Which is great, though I do worry for her knowing what she's been through..
>>24976459Was not aware but it explains his actionsI won't reply to anything he posts anymore. I'm going to assume he's at least 5 years old so I'm going to talk to him again in 2040. Until then I will pretend he does not exist and that I cannot see his posts to the best of my ability. Honestly if he's still underage by then then he deserves to communicate with nearly anyone in 4chan, that's someone who has lived nearly their entire life in 4chan. You gotta respect that.
>>24976459Why would he lie? Was he really an extreme nihilist and/or satanist?
>>24976497Ah so similar boat situation then. This request also goes out to other posters in /nah/ and /bant/ in general. DNI, and do not bully ND. That is legitimately a kid whose life does not need to get more fucked up than it already has been. It wasn't very cash money to feed into him on your end ND, but it also wasn't very cash money of me to bully what I thought was a Leto alt. We both fucked up bad in that, and we need to make things right by leaving the kid alone, because he got fucked up bad because of what you fed to him, and likewise how I treated him by thinking he was Leto. We can't undo what we did, but we can make things right by not causing him to spiral deeper on this path that we both pushed him on. We fucked up bad, and we need to sincerely need to bury this stupid fucking hatchet we have with one another because we ended up fucking someone who didn't deserve it in the process, and we're the bad guys in that, even if we didn't know. No more of the games, no more of the bitch fights, no more trying to poison pen one another and trying to win over the other, because we legit hurt someone non deserving in the process. I am asking for official end to our quiet war and to go our separate ways. >>24976532I will not comment on the latter, only that it is a situation none of us are allowed, or should touch anymore. We all collectively enabled a kid down a bad road, and in that, we're the bad guys here. What we can do is no longer engage either positively or negatively, because we legitimately ruined a kids life. None of us knew, but still, now that we do, it's time to change and be better posters to one another. Except towards Leto. Fuck Leto.
>>24976559Nah, the kid was already down a bad path since he only appeared after some weird cult group got exposed. Hopefully he's free from that or else he's absolutely ruined.Not worth talking about anyway.
>>24976586I'm of another mind on that, considering my viewpoint on kids, I want to believe that the lack of parents helping them have a big part to play in these things, and that it becomes to responsibility of other adults to not make things harder on them then it already is for them. I guess maybe it is because I'll be a literal grandfather and not by technicality next year, is what making rethink such things. In that, I guess I'm thinking of my own daughter in that, what if ND was her? That she was the one who spiraled over a stupid bullshit internet fight with someone on 4chan? I am rarely off the mark, but I was wildly off the mark here, and something unforgivable happened as a result and I want to change because of it. I agree, beyond this point, we shouldn't talk about it, or engage him anymore. We've already done enough damage. Whatever he chooses to do beyond this point is outside of our hands and power. I hope he can genuinely pull out of the spiral, and I think the best thing we can do is not to make it worse for petty reasons towards one another.
>>24976620Where's your proof that ND is a kid? Burden falls on you for making the claim.
>>24976638Drink some hot chocolate.
>>24976662I was made aware of his police visit through a family member. That is one of the neat things about a large family, there's family members in all sorts of professions. One of them happens to be a stater.
>>24976692You may also live in the Northeast, but being privvy to that sort of thing is a stretch. Sounds like another LARP for entertainment purposes only.
>>24976742When something is done to family, family talks, with a big family, that is a lot of talking around the dinner table in a sense. I am made privvy to such a thing simply because that is family, and something was done to family. I've never really hid the fact that I live in New York. That should be taken as a "no duh" at this point. I happen to live on the west side near the lakes, near the border of PA, so things come by my way from family on that side of PA. Interesting thing, curious things. Will that suffice for you 1PBTID that hopped in asking, or would you like more details in that? Conversely, let us take your viewpoint, and take your position in that, "It is larp" Do you want to take that risk and engage with a minor that has been investigated by state police? By all means, if you do not wish to believe me, go ahead and engage, I won't do such a thing on my end, because I happen to believe in what I am saying, even if you do not. By all means, call the bluff, the risk is on you. However, if you bully the kid, or make them spiral further, and I am telling the truth, you become personally involved in that situation. If you're willing to accept that, that is on you. I am highly advising, with a genuine sincerity, for you not to.
/nah/ would have a much nicer and slower pace once I am gone. I am sure this...thing...is the main attraction. Sucking each others off. And I thought I was mentally ill. Filtering it all [hope you have him filtered] makes the thread pretty nice and peaceful. I bet it looks funny when those things are deep throating each other and I just gently place a shitty blab in the middle of that orgy.
>>24976816I'm going to miss you, ghost lady.
>>24976816You stated to have filtered me 2 /nah/'s ago after I commented on your strange country wide traveling before you settled on Albania, and a tripcode. Rest assured, I had done similar to you, out of respect that you had done likewise, but it appears this is not so, for you have inferred my posts, and thus I do likewise to yours now in the present. I will not be going reviewing or catching up with your posts because I do not care for you, despite the fact I found you initially suspicious, I have not had evidence to infer you were an issue. I choose to retain that opinion. Continue your mewling you quim, it comes to blind eyes on my end, and deaf ears. I shall do likewise on my end, to an expectant beholding to your stated terms, you big drama baby on a VPN.
I am just grouchy cuz I haven't eatin' anything [retard]. I wish I could have some hot schokolade milch but I am allergic to milk. I tried Vegan Schokolade but it was so GROSS. I have Yulmucha but I am sick of tea. Did you know that if you carrty 3 Jacobs-Tear in your pocket you will be granted good luck? If you carry 7 you can gain the heart's desire. Wear it as a necklace and you are protected from throat and lung diseases. Hey, you know what is kewl about Japanese? The Germans have a idiosyncratic penchant to cram Nouns into a what is known as an abominable compound noun. The Japanese on the other hand, have a natural habit of slurring their words given just how much air travels out of their tongue. jjjjjjjjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. cccccchhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuu. ttttssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Okay, the point is that the Japanese tend to truncate so many words to the point of unrecognisability to a foreigner. The total inverse of German. >>24976860What is there to miss? I have been nothing but nosy trouble....
>>24976620>I am rarely off the markThat's some bullshit What a weird thing to be so sorrowful over. A child was on 4chan so what?There's probably millions of childrenI know people who began posting here when they were underage. How is this the responsibility or fault of anyone here? You're all just anonymous people and assuming you aren't rule breaking adults as well. You wouldn't go to a strip club or bar where you had to show your ID to get in and then ask your fellow patrons if they're adults. It's utter nonsense.None of this is to say that I'll interact with him just that I think you're feeling bad over nothing. You made a 5 year old mad but being 5 he'll probably forget about it in a year. Not like 5 year olds aren't already exposed to pornography on the front page of Roblox, and I'm not the website administrator anyways.Besides if he's on 4chan then he's probably already fucked up anyways. >>24976914When you filter people without being connected to the Bitcoin miner that is [4chan related script I don't want to mention by name because moderators are trannies who filtered to die to it having a piece of code that undesirable people use] still see stubs of posts they've hidden.Besides it's easy to tell if a conversation you're not privy to is going on, even with recursive filtering of people who even reply to chains of posts that include people you've filtered.
Like I could post this. It's clearly a continuation of my last post but recursively? Unless that person filtered my specific ID as soon as I replied to you (lmao) there's nothing that would filter posts like thisAlso sometimes people instead of doing a >> to quote a post they do a single > or an @ so as to not give that person a (you). Though I don't use scripts I'm sure you could block these with recursive replies as well.
If all else fails and you've perfectly recursively filtered absolutely everything you don't want to see they can just look at the page number and see that despite no new posts the thread still bumps. There's no way to block that unless you just block every method that 4chan has of telling you what page a 4chan thread is on, and never use anything but the catalogue and have it set to order by something other than (last reply or bump order)
>>24976798>When something is done to family, family talks, with a big family, that is a lot of talking around the dinner table in a sense. I am made privvy to such a thing simply because that is family, and something was done to family. Sure Vito Corleone, only, your relative doesn't have the freedom to violate confidentiality policies. Let's entertain the idea that ND is a kid for a second. There are rules in place that restrict disclosure of info that identifies a minor in connection with police activity. A DHS agent with enough pull to make officers risk disciplinary action... How big is this LARP going to get before your next mask is on? Are we field testing backstories in anticipation of said mask switch? Because I think the /nah/cord cabalians have bought into your latest one. The part about being an absentee father is spiritually niggerish and lends the whole picture an urban vibe. Interesting choice.
>>24976955trouble is good
>>24977017We are not Africa, 764, or TCC. Children should not be involved in our spats. The fact that we've fought enough that eventually got a kid involved and fucked his life over in that, is enough for me to step back and say "This is enough, I'm done, I am not going to fight you anymore if in our fight children are hurt." And we are in the same boat, I too posted here when I was underage, so did Moot. The common conception on 4chan is that "If you post here, you are most likely an adult man, women outside of /vp/ /b/ and /cgl/ are trans." and that is the normal assumption and why we aren't wholly fucked up in what happened because of our assumptions about this place. Honestly, if either of us knew before hand, I don't think either of us would've done what the other did. We are only finding this out after the fact, and that is why I have regret in this. Because in our stupid idiotic fight with one another, we both made really bad plays and someone got hurt in the process and we can't undo that. You are free to feel no remorse in that, I am free to feel that on my end. We are two very different people of opposing personalities, we've known this for awhile. Was he cooked before encountering the two of us? Probably, 4chan from a young age, being involved in cults, and being Leto adjacent? Yeah, probably, but we didn't help it, we actually made things worse, and that is what I have regret in. You may not feel this way, but I do, we're supposed to pull people out the spiral, not push them further into it. You may feel different in that. >>24977047True, but one can say "Hey, you know that thing that you tossed our way? Turns out, the guy responsible was a minor" There's no confidentiality breach in that, no names leaked, no location, just a simple fact. "The guy who made a move was a kid, isn't that wild?" Tell me where the confidentiality breach was please, third 1PBTID who hopped, because all I hear is a funny fact, and reporting back on a tip.
>>24977047if he has proof of this user being underage then QAD knows where he can reach me privately, assuming he's done his proper research.but he's never gone that far so I think it's been lost to time. lol. at this point I'd be amazed if he tried that.>>24977069>women outside of /vp/ /b/ and /cgl/ are transhey don't forget about /soc/ (which is literally a /b/ failed containment board)(it still has a 75% tranny rate but it's better than the 100% elsewhere)you're acting like we took him to our basement where we rape people and after keeping him there for a while let him out under the condition that he take a gun and kill his best friend there. we posted some text on a screen and as far as porn? he posted some himself. "never argue with anyone in an adult only space because a third party could be a child who shouldn't be there in the first place and it could ruin him somehow, despite him already willingly being in the adult only place" is such a stupid line of thought that it's no surprise that it came from you on second thought. continue being silly i guess.
>>24977069>We are not Africa, 764, or TCCoh yes the classic>you don't want to go to war with iraq? >WHY ARE YOU AN AMERICA HATING TERRORIST SUPPORTER?what an absolutely elementary attempt at an argument.>THE ONLY REASONS FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ARE BECAUSE YOU'RE PART OF THE EVIL ENEMY I MUST DESTROYliteral childish baby talk. when you've changed your diaper or perhaps have stopped wearing them altogether maybe talk to me for real.
I am gonna go to sleep. I am crazy and....I am crazy [he sure is. should have seen all the text he redacted. imagine having to endure all that histrionic malarkey. he really does love the sound of his own voice -- but bless him, he seems quite committed to it.] >>>/wsg/6208373>>>/wsg/6208374>>>/wsg/6208375>>>/wsg/6208378 >>>/wsg/6208380Cartoons for the /nah/cord cabalians. Tails is so darn CUTE in Sonic Boom. Omg....he is such an impressionable sponge in this episode. I love the one episode with Vector. I wonder why Sega ditched Team Chaotix? Only group I ever liked. The rest of the characters are pretty gay. after Sonic Adventure 2[dork]. >>>/wsg/6213648Lmao. >>>/wsg/6231361This would have been really good without those hideous subtitles. For some reason, I really like that "goodnight and the hearts" thing we would do. I like that little pernicious bit. It is the one thing I can seem to remember. I can barely remember much of anything involving myself. It's all just a blur. *licks lips*Ow!!! I have split lips due to dryness. I don't get it. I apply vaseline with cocoa butter and i am barely under the sun these days. What gives? Whatevs [he likes the pain. masochist.]. Goodnight.
>>24977069>>24977047And of course I reported it upwards. It is the duty of every law abiding American citizen if that they see something, they say something, regardless of personal motivations, or lack thereof. I do the same for all threats to life, violence, or intimidation, regardless of my motivation or lack thereof. ...you don't do such a thing on your end? How truly odd. >>24977098To be honest, I haven't done near as much research on you as you have done on me and have given to others. I mean this in the nicest way possible, "Outside of 4chan I really don't care about you in the slightest, you have nothing to offer, I am not a petty man in the sense that you are. You have done nothing inheritingly wrong or illegal worth actually attempting to know or research you in an official capacity. Outside of being a personal annoyance, that is not worth a trace, or attempt to contact or dox. You do not threaten people, you do not cause harm, you are mildly annoying. In that, you care much more about my personal going ons than I do yours. >>24977191Yes yes, deflect I am cool and rational, you are loud and silly. We are done. I've said my piece, and gave you the good grace to say "Do not fuck things worse than they've already been fucked." You don't want to accept responsibility for what you did? Fine. Don't. I will for both of our sakes, and in that, I will not engage you anymore in any sense, because you are, genuinely a terrible person.
hi guys can I live on this thread for a few days I'm homelesswhat's up with all the furries... whoa is that beer on da fridge can I have it thanks it's kinda watery though
>>24977218hate you too bestie!see you in hell!
>>24977247sure, adopt a gimmick and you'll fit right in.
>>24977270thanks...>>24977254MY BEER!!!
good night
r9k has been mostly dead this weekend...! The usual posters have fled, due to the influx of sex-havers! Where have they gone!!?The amount of posts regarding inceldom, female attention grabbing, and otherwise ultimate misery are at an all time low since the past month! It's almost as if the board isn't much of a cesspool temporarily???>>85554890The letter thread schizo has been crashing out more lately though!! Will he ever get over the fact he got kicked out of /soc/ once???>>24977293sleep well
>>>/v/747548808>kirks cyborg eye isn't placed on his neckwasted opportunity
