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Anonymous (ID: DVIE3E1H)
09/30/26(Wed)09:59:34 No.25096135

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Anonymous (ID: DVIE3E1H) 09/30/26(Wed)09:59:34 No.25096135

To quit 4chan, stage one: preparation. For this you will need: one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol. Mouthwash. Vitamins. Mineral water. Lucozade. Pornography. One mattress, one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus. One television, and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final post to soothe the feels while Valium takes effect.

Anonymous (ID: wMLvQQOC)
09/30/26(Wed)10:27:13 No.25096198

Anonymous (ID: wMLvQQOC) 09/30/26(Wed)10:27:13 No.25096198

tomato soup

Anonymous (ID: wMLvQQOC)
09/30/26(Wed)10:27:35 No.25096201

Anonymous (ID: wMLvQQOC) 09/30/26(Wed)10:27:35 No.25096201

give me tomato soup NOW

Akariman !!5NF86Q0RMOi (ID: SqZJNTKU)
09/30/26(Wed)12:02:15 No.25096834

Akariman !!5NF86Q0RMOi (ID: SqZJNTKU) 09/30/26(Wed)12:02:15 No.25096834

>>25096135
I stopped posting on 4chan for like 3 years or something. The trick is to find something better to do. This can involve exploring other hobbies and going outside.

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