This thread is dedicated to guys named Andrea.
is that alright
My name is Andrew Olsen
>>25123281Well, you're here, so use this thread as you will.I'll probably be away most of the day while at work.
I wish I was just like this
I need attention.
I need to replay Omori to finally platinize the game. I've never platinized any game.
>>25123611i never playedwhat does that mean?
>>25123664>platinizeIt's a LATAM way to say you've got all the rewards in the game and you've received a platinum trophy.
>>25123673im dyslexic and read it 'plaent'ize like some sort of space analogylike wtf is he talking about??loool
>>25123694I wish I was Aether. Unfortunately, I chose Lumine
baw
>>25123312Don't feel bad about how you look. Believe in yourself.True Story: One time, back in 2022, I went to an anime convention and I was cosplaying as Joe Kido from Digimon. There, I met a woman who was cosplaying as Kari from Digimon. She was overjoyed to see me and she took a pic of herself with me ... though I didn't pursue her sexually because I had my eye on a different woman at the time.I guess my message here is that you shouldn't give up. When I was younger, a lot of people told me "No woman will want you if you are an AUTISTIC MANCHILD NERD." ... and ... well ... a lot of people think that Digimon is an "autistic manchild nerd" thing ... except that some women like Digimon actually.You may think "No woman will ever like me because I'm not a blonde Aryan." ... but that's a load of shit. Lots of people think that all women hate Digimon but that's also wrong.
I also want to point out that the YouTube user "Rev Says Desu" has a wife and a kid. A lot of people insist that Rev is an incel because he's a weeb and a gamer with right-leaning political views (In other words, he conforms to autistic incel stereotypes almost utterly.) but he's a married father actually.I guess the message here is that men should find the right kind of woman instead of bowing before the sort of women who are most loud-mouthed. You know the ones I'm talking about. The LOUDEST women in the world today are the ones who say "I HATE WEEBS AND GAMERS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL FAGGOT AUTISTIC PEDOPHILE NAZI MANCHILDREN!!!" but I guess we shouldn't judge all women based on the ones who scream loudest or the ones who spend the most time flooding the entire fucking internet with troll posts.
I've never had a gf. i'm so unlucky.
volcel life...when everyone judges you because of how you lookits not as nice as you would imagine>>25123751agreed, he's quite the amazing specimenand lumie...can you imagine being that perfect?only downside is that she's femalebut what if you could alternate between them?
>>25123965Again, don't feel too bad. First of all, there's a lot of guys who are married despite the fact that they resemble incel stereotypes almost exactly. Second of all, you might not even really want women anyways. I spent a large portion of my childhood as the only guy in the house because my mom divorced my biological father when I was 8 years old and she didn't marry my stepfather until I was 16. During my years as the "man of the house" my mom and sister used to watch godawful SHIT movies like The Princess Diaries, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Beauty Shop and so on and so forth. Lesson Learned: A lot of women are into movies that are pure, unadulterated SHIT. Your inability to attract a woman might not even be a big deal.
>>25124030I meant I play with lumine for some reason.
>>25124164>I meant I play with lumine for some reason.Kinda like how I play as Peach, Daisy or Rosalina in any Mario game that allows me to do so?It's because video game women are cute.
>>25124164OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHsee being pretty isnt everythingthere is a severe lack of intelligence that comes with the territoryi've never played the games but love the characters which kinda does make me want to playgorou also a cutehow long have u been playing for?
... kinda like how guys who play Overwatch love to play as Widowmaker, Tracer or D.Va.
>>25124194>i've never played the games but love the characters which kinda does make me want to playGenshin is basically Zelda: Breath of the Wild except free-to-play and not as good. It's a poor man's substitute. I suppose Genshin is good for some people but if you already own Breath of the Wild then there's no point to playing Genshin.
>>25124194I've been playing for 4 years, but Idon't usually play a lot.
>>25124191i chose her just because i thought it would be funny playing as a girl but i regret.
>>25124231Don't regret it. Lots of guys play as girls in games.
>>25124308it's really gay playing as a girl as your main character, why not choosing a main male character instead.
>>25124333>it's really gay playing as a girl as your main characterlol Pic related.>why not choosing a main male character instead.Holy fuck man. What you do in a game is your own business. Don't worry about it.Here's your real problem. You are so full of social anxiety that you can't even truly enjoy your own free time.
>>25124362i just want to marry a woman and have children through an artificial womb.
>>25124214looks aesthetic though and constantly has updatesseems like it would be good>>25124215ohhh okay nicedid u spend money on it or just the free stuff?>>25124333im always play as the girl when given an optionthey are pretty
>>25124399>ohhh okay nice>did u spend money on it or just the free stuff?yes 4 free on my ps5.
>>25124396>artificial wombThose don't exist.
>>25124672one they will
>>25124806one day
whites rule the world. being white is better. living in the first world is better. i'm so unlucky.
>>25124826>one dayHow old do you think you will be when that day comes?For the foreseeable future, the female body is the only thing that can keep a fetus alive.The male body can do awesome things too though. That's why separate sports leagues exist for women.
>>25124880>whites rule the world.I'm white and I don't rule anything beyond my own home ... and my own home only barely counts because it's a rental apartment ... so I don't truly own anything except for my food and most of my electronics. I had to say "most of my electronics" instead of just "my electronics" because my laptop is borrowed.Whenever I go out in public, I have to follow social rules that non-autistic normies created. Also, my country (like most countries) is capitalist and so pretty much everything is run by wealthy capitalists. Whenever there is an election, you can either vote for Capitalist A or Capitalist B. The conservatives are old-fashioned Christian capitalists. The liberals are basically capitalists who pretend to give a shit about minorities. The capitalists decide how much everything costs, they decide your wage, they decide if you get hired and they decide who gets fired.I'm white and this system is NOT under my control. At all.>living in the first world is better.What are the women in your country like? The women in my country will call you a "sexist incel manchild" if you enjoy a video game that has big, jiggling boobies in it. Are you allowed to openly enjoy sexy video games in your country?
Brown eyes are disgusting, only blue or green eyes are beautiful, I wish I was born in a blue eye majority country just like Canada, U.S., UK, Germany, Australia,
>>25124968We all go through hard times dude. Yes, life is unfair and it's impossible to make life fair. Luckily, I can watch funny videos to help me feel better ... like this one.https://youtu.be/AHoZUakE5Tc?si=FF1fkOI-VIN02uVd
>>25124995i was born so unlucky. i'm not white and i was born in a third world country. being white is just the minimum
BEING LIKE THIS IS THE MINIMUM TO BE ACCEPTED
>>25123279>Mercy Dogs (Sanitätsnhunde): These "sanitary dogs" were deployed into No Man's Land to seek out wounded soldiers, bringing them medical supplies carried in their packs or offering vital comfort in their final moments.
>>25123965>>25125006>unlucky*lucky>>25124968>disgusting*beautiful
>>25125299nobody thinks brown eyes are beautiful
>>25125419People like brown-eyed, black haired men.
>>25123281That's not your name.>>25123312>>25123751That's not what you wish for.>>25123361You don't need attention.>>25123611You don't need to replay anything.
>>25124880That is false.>>25124968>>25125162That is not what you actually believe.
everyone needs attention
testing
>>25125659>People like brown-eyed, black haired men.black hair okay but brown eyes are disgusting and it means you're not white.
Pan flute mania
>>25125864Have you noticed so far I've completely given up on having a rational discussion with you?I'm not trying to be "right". I just want to contradict you for the sake of contradicting you.
I wish I lucky.
i don't know what i'm feeling. i feel like i lost the game when i was born. i'm not white and i was born in a shithole country. i lost.
>>25126216You're not the only person who struggles dude.I just woke up from a dream. In my dream, Chris was back and I was talking to him about everything that happened since he left ... and then I woke up. I'm now back in the waking world in which Chris isn't coming back.We all have our agony kid. We all have things that we can't control.
>>25126216Anyways, I'm going to keep giving you the same advice that I've always given you. Think about the good things.I mean, think about your childhood. Did you watch TV shows when you were a kid? I did. One of my favorite TV shows was The Crocodile Hunter.https://youtu.be/1j5dAZGUzDU?si=xHa_vGpXa1jgIAG8
If you don't know anything about Steve Irwin then I suggest learning about him. He was a cool guy with a cool animal show. Also, PETA (a vegan extremist organization) got mad at Steve Irwin and that makes me like Steve Irwin even more because I hate PETA.
>>25126670>PETAHey Peta
I hate /pol/ just as much as any /bant/dditor, but I feel like at some point you just gotta admit /pol/ is full of mentally retarded coomer-gooners. Just look at all the coomer-themed impshit we get.>>25128138Coomer thread #1>>25127882Coomer thread #2>>25127970Coomer thread #3Would you really choose to commit suicide just based on the opinions of room-temperature IQ coomer-gooners?>Oh no, a guy insulted me while wearing latex in the middle of his sissy-hypno fetish session.
good morning my 6th favorite thread on bant!>>25128826>gotta admit /pol/ is full of mentally retarded coomer-goonersthats kinda just 4ch but yeahi stopped using pol because it just got repetitive and boring with all the weird shills and lack of real discussionsome alright anons are there still but its meh
hi
>>25128826Yeah, there are lots of bots and trolls and other absurdist and the like poisoning the well too, though. It's become a gay thing to do in 4chan. You pretend to be a fag and then you take screenshots of yourself pretending to be a fag and claim the fag said them and then bandy about its all a lot of effort to go to for no real reason but people do iThere are a lot of idiots there, and there are a lot of misguided people who have been led astray, there are some pretty smart folk there though. I just find the ideological inconsistency to be too much for me.
>>25128951Which one of the 4/5 Brazilian posters are you? You can call me Paquisco.>>25128959Occasionally I feel like 4chan's /pol/ is just there to make right-wing, conservative movements look like a bunch of retards. I remember that not even /leftypol/ and most of the literal communist subreddits I used to go to were this full of jarring, incoherent an demoralizing bullshit.Sometimes I really wonder who's got all the real redpills, but then I think about the fact that what is true and right today shall always be true and right, just as the Perennialists preached, so I think back about the Pre-Socratic thinkers like Heraclitus, Xenophanes, Parmenides, and Empedocles instead of all these contemporary hylic grifters.All things change, and nothing is permanent except for the One.
>>25128909>thats kinda just 4ch but yeahThe only boards I've noticed that don't have lots of off-topic posting and shilling are the ones that are exclusively dedicated to pornography, like /aco/, /d/, /e/, /h/, and /s/.Even the ones that are about interests or hobbies, like /ic/ and /diy/, have quite a bit of screeching about stuff like AI, China, and da Joos.It's kinda sad how it is, but that's the price people pay for anonymity and lax moderation.
I don't mind gay people, even gay men. They can do whatever they want in private.Unlike what Andrea (formerly Theodore) thinks, I don't think he'll actually get laughed at or mocked for being gay. He's already said he wants to be a eunuch and that he'd be willing to suck a blond man's cock. He's even admitted he gets off "like a femboy" (imagining himself getting railed) instead of like a straight man (imagining himself as a man dominating a woman), and that is fine.Being a bottom is fine. Not having confidence in being a bottom is what makes him so easy to tease. Same thing with his skin color and all.He knows he'll never be a blond Nordic man and that he's not a natural top, but it's only because he's not actively unironically embracing it and displaying confidence in it that he's easily offended by it.It's not wrong to be gay just as it's not wrong to be Brazilian, but he makes it too easy for him to be pushed back for it.Call me a groomer with gay fantasies if you will. I've already tried making him like women in a sexual way and told him to accept his country of birth, but so far he's never accepted that. I've also told him to be volcel and ignore the world of the senses, but he's not accepted that either.So I can only tell him to simply accept what he is and to explore his own fantasies and desires. If that is grooming, then any kind of positive encouragement is grooming.
i wish I was lucky.
