Location: 1066, Stamford Bridge.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWzMOzgB6DU>Harald "Hardrada" III of Norway faces the Saxon king, Harold Godwinson, in the most important battle of his life...> The fates prepare their shears. Their trap is set. No man knows how long his thread is spun. Has Harald reached the end of his?>There is only one way to find out. Victory or death. Until the shears fall, nothing is written. >We periodically host a web-based battle royale that can include anything and anyone. Shenanigans ensue, and some people attempt to write it into semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within!Check here for additional details:https://rentry.org/HungerGamesHostingGuideUpdatedhttps://brantsteele.com/hungergames/Previous thread: >>25136958
>>>/i/834561>>>/i/834561>>>/i/834561Cmooon join my game
Slow day
Lurkers
>>25160560
>>25160560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kaQcLpd48Y>>25160649>You live!
>>25161220>Yep! Yabu lives! Just been distracted with stuff.
>>25160560Yo.
>>25160560(Laptop works now. But now I'm ip blocked. Wiping dust off my burner email now. And Time for some grunts!)https://youtu.be/xlNBb1qZnwc?si=3h8sQLvPK0Qv7LSI>[ Phantoms! Incoming!]"Hello, my dear listeners and watchers!! It's me again! Your favorite Propaganda Overlord, Glibnub! Send up「8,10 or 12」of your best fighters! Grab a weapon and get killing! Don't forget to describe yer-self with two perks, so we can give ya a proper tombstone!"“No Teams! Free for All! Non-stop action!">Perks-no perk -leader -peaceful -sociopath -kind-unstable -bulky -meek -naïve -devious-seductive -suicidal -cute -annoying -scrappy-survivalist -rich -inventor -goth -lunatic> A tool-no tool -big stick -pitchfork -sword -axe-handgun -shotgun -grenade -slingshot -bow-flamethrower -rocket launcher -laser gun -magic wand -ancient sceptre-pet wolf -pet tiger -pet turtle -wish ring(Calling for Kopaka, Suzmi Kuzu, and Tiny from DOTA)
Gonna hit the shower while the lobby fills up. Brb
>>25162153Courier Six
>>25162153>>25162170Oops, forgot the details. >Scrappy, Survivalist >Handgun
>>25162153Lash>Bulky, Annoying, no tool
>>25162153Vector>Unstable, Survivalist>Flamethrower
>>25162153ALLMIND>devious, inventor>laser gun
>>25162153Sunflower Fairy>Meek, Naive>Big Stick
>>25162153Knight SazabiDevious, BulkySword
>>25162153Gendarme>no perk>laser gun>>25161806>Ola.
>>25162153Me-tan>Cute, Annoying>Wish Ring
>>25162153Ruriko Cute, scrappy Big stick
>>25162403"ALLLL.....Right! let's see how you freaks improved while I was away! Put on a good show for us grunts now!"
>>25162424>Starting up...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kExkrDuMlC8Welcome to Windows! How would you like me to help you today?
>>25162424(Don't know how that happened. But we go in five)
>>25162424Thanks for waiting for me
>>25162424I can't promise I'll live up to your expectations.
>>25162424For the glory of Satan Gundam!
>>25162424形勢は逆転した。
>>25162424"Well, I know I wanted to see ya freaks kill each other, but DAAAAAAMMMMNNN! Some of you bastards REALLY wanted to kill each other!"
>>25162448I told you, even if I managed to take down someone it was a matter of time before my time was up...
>>25162448Any game whe I don't die in the first slide is a good game
>>25162424"For a moment, worried these deployments were behind us.">Dryly cut the colorful guard, double-checking his weapon's systems were working.>>25162448>This enforcer saw violence in his wake, and worked to curtail it before he was overtaken!"Merdé, this was a housecleaner of some guy?"
>>25162424>>25162448>The Lash does not convern himself with jobbing within the first minute of a match.
>>25162448>>25162642There is no shame in being bested by your superior!
>>25162672>>minor spelling mistake>I lose...
>>25162448Target program, successfully executed! I->>25162653>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sycZ4GnUA4>CPU Over Temperature Error!>Press F1 to Run SETUP>Me-tan was cooked beyond her heat sinks, collapsing into the tasty insecure morsels that worms and trojans loved to hide inside.
>>25162448Fate is rather cruel as usual, it seems...This data shall be useful for further endeavors.
>>25162448"I know you humans are just as ugly as brutes, but THAT human over there, I'll make an exception for! I know the red rope thing is liking the view!">>25162642"LAME!" "At least go out in some big explosion!" >>25162653"Hey! YOU! Can ya I don't know...... LEARN TO SHOOT THAT UGLY TIN CAN!">>25162673>>25162672"How come the human I cheer for always loses?!"(Vote for the nurse)
>>25162673If you say so. Yet I feel wasting your time dealing with the likes of me isn't worth it.>>25162688Hmm... next time, perhaps.>Don't give her any ideas, you silly grunts!
>>25162448トイレはどこにあるのでしょうか?>That homemade* mushroom tea be acting up...>>25162688今朝はいい天気ですね。>*When you are a creature of nature, anywhere is home!
>>25162688Bikini? Here you go
>>25162681"Nothing special.... But you suck! Scrap her for some parts!">>25162683"if it leads to more fighting, than ya better share that data!">>25162688"So was he weakened by the laser shots? Or was he distracted by "TWO BIG" targets? Make the call!">>25162693"Whatever you do, don't go into the stash of plasma grenades hidden somewhere in the booth for the dead losers. It's definitely NOT unlocked!""ₜₕₑ ₖₑᵧ ᵢₛ ᵣᵢgₕₜ ᵤₙdₑᵣ ᵧₒᵤ">>25162700"Any human speak small person?! I can't understand her!"
>>25162688Fool!>He's more slippery than his stunted frame suggests!>>25162693...strangely talkative....>He double-checks his sword as a sweat drop runs down the side of his head, as though questioning its' cutting power.
>>25162681"Paz à sua alma.">Be she maid or machine or something else; if there was any spirit to his mark, Me's killer wished her only the best after stripping her form of dignity.>>25162688"Hmn-">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8VnCcg1t7w>The mess of wires and block that could generously be described as his implent's sights didn't help in accuracy any as he chased the squat metal man with brilliant blue bolts!>>25162802>>25162807"É verdade?">He 'meant' to lead his mark into their sudden, random demise.
>>25162802"She was getting TOO distracting. Oh well, that leaves TWO!""HEY! DEAD LOSERS! TIME TO BET!"
>>25162802>Home was where the heart was!>And her heart—wasn't innit today.>>25162834この場所はわしの記憶には無い 。
>>25162834That's it for me
>>25162834"LAME!""This ending sucks!"
>>25162823>>25162802>Don't be ridiculous, a knight of his caliber would never fall to such a rookie trick. And they're not even the same species-Good LORD woman, what are they feeding- GWAK!>Well, nobody is perfect.
>>25162854"YOU guys suck! at least kill each othe-https://youtu.be/sOs151WIr1M?si=BCxW5sBNy1wHoxEi"HEY! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!""FINE! ROUND 2! Do better this time you losers!"
>>25162834"You are released!">The stick-bearer had played her part, and the man would play his instinctually, before his conscious made it his better.>>25162854"Graças...">Through luck or fate, that would be his last mark for the hour. The guard exhaled in relief, double-checking his surroundings to be sure.
>>25162868We're going again?
>>25162854行かねばならぬ。我が故郷 の星が、私を呼んでいる。>(The sunflower fairy died on the way back to her home planet.)
>>25162868(The winner can be different every time. Through some test i found that out. Will the gendarme win again!?)>>25162879"Yeah, don't suck this time!">>25162871"Think ya got the skills to win again!?"
>>25162889何か起きたのか? この場所はわしの記憶には無い 。>But an everyday occurrence for fairies.
>>25162802Duly noted...>Before she's sent back to the booth of the defeated for repairs the grunts could swear the usually deadpan Vector had a wicked smile on her face before deactivating...>>25162807>A few minutes earlier, the cut Vector was having a non-chalant talk with the person that had bested her. Unlike other people the knight has faced before this person is too talkative for someone who should be dead and is spewing lots of liquids from that cut body, say it doesn't seem to have organs...Oh don't mind my rambling, it's only a matter of time before this frame gives in...>>25162868>>25162889>Scanning complete.>SSD-62D Frame Integrity: 100%>Neural Cloud Status: Operative, no anomalies detected.>All Systems: Online.>Round 2 time.
>>25162889"Maybe I should stop cheering for that human..........""That robot human thing is REALLY unlucky. Things go RIGHT back at ya!"
>>25162889>>25162907Shall we find out together, then? ...If the data I've collected is useful.
>>25162907Let's see
>>25162907>>25162911I'm sure other Dolls have more valuable data than me, but suit yourself. The winner takes it all.>The damaged android has the smell of charcoal in her clothes, it seems she was busy something something or someone earlier on.
>>25162904......"Maybe it's for the best that I stay up here, where I'm safe in this phantom..." >>25162911"Tell ya what, ya win this match I'll give ya some infusions! On the house! Best methane in the galaxy! I know a guy who deals them out!" >>25162903"You ain't too bad little human!"
>>25162868Hahaha...this is the power of our lord, Satan Gundam! He has been blessed by the Superior Dragon!>>25162904What a curious form of creature you are...>He sheaths his ruby-hued sword.No human could survive such a blow, and yet...so then what...?>He's been thinking about things far too much lately. This is going to make his head swell eventually.>>25162907>>25162889Now then, where was I....
>>25162889>Rebooting...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kExkrDuMlC8Thank you for using Microsoft Windows Millennium Edition! >>25162907Refreshing system resources! (Resources from search indexing will be reallocated for this process.)>>25162929What would you like to achieve with Windows: Me?
>>25162929>Ffffucking.
>>25162929"Nevermind, small human sucks""Small robo-human thing better">>25162936"HEY! don't lose so early this time!">>25162945(JOBzabi, I.....)
>>25162923Analyzing...T-Doll unit: Vector. Do not undersell yourself. Your marksmanship across your various endeavors speaks for itself. There is much to be learned from one with as much combat experience as yourself. My preparation—the data I've obtained earlier—was the deciding factor to my victor. That is all. Do you understand the value of data collection? If so...perhaps we will be able to cooperate in the future. >>25162929Acknowledged. It appears I have multiple reasons to wish for a victory now...All the more reason to escape intact.
>>25162966>Why am I afflcited with Curse of Jobber in murder games?
>>25162907人を呪わば穴二つクマの中で皮膚を運んでいてわざもあります。>>25162929>>25162945>The hapless sunflower sprite's disposition briefly shifted into one of lucidity, focusing her innocent eyes upon this being of darkness.残された日々は数えられている。>He would then be banished from this place by a barrage of several-dozen danmaku.
>>25162977Why is this the only being incapable of speaking the common tongue here? What does she mean by my days are numbered? Is she stupid? I-AAARGH!
>>25162966>>25162977Executable detected! Allow me to open this up for you!
>>25162966"NO! I wanted her to win! C'mon! Why can't ya humans give me something I want!">>25162972(Someone HAS to JOB. such it fate.)
>>25162269>Yo! Seems like I missed the game but still hey!
>>25162966>>25162992>Sunflower fairies didn't take well to being opened up through force.
>>25162994Beer!
>>25162930>Prepare for unforeseen consequences. Better start packing and leave before a disaster happens.>>25162930Hah, human...>Those were the last words Vector muttered before her frame triggered the emergency shutdown. Her barely eyes go dull and no other motion is done after that.>This place certainly has strange beings, huh?>>25162967Ah, you're also a man-made creation. How unexpected.>Vector's eyes briefly glow brighter as she does a brief analysis of her own.An artificial intelligence working as a support network for multiple individuals and groups, in a way you remind me to the Commander's assistant, but in a higher scale.>The Doll merely shrugs despite being in a shutdown process due to the damaged inflicted to her frame. She doesn't seem to be bothered about the "pain" of her injuries at all.A fair description of myself, though I would consider it too optimistic. Data collection is a priority in reconnaissance or infiltration missions, it's no surprise you managed me to best me thanks to superior tactics.>She gives a nod regarding the offer for future cooperation.Duly noted, let's see if the rescue team will bother recovering this frame and core for that information to be shared back to the headquarters.
>>25163007This plane is filled with its' curiosities...
>>25162994"Something, something, comes back around, who cares! Just some more dead humans!">>25163000 (Checked)"HEY! Focus on NOT DYING!">>25162992"Try to y'know.... TRY TO KILL HIM! You missed his face!"
>Ei we still going>>25162868>>25162889"Apologies, meu Senhor. Will not try a second time.">>25162907>Dragging himself back into the field of battle, the grizzled dress-wearing man found himself surprised as his uniform did the job of dodging the hazards before him!"Yeah, "wizard robe." We can do that.">>25162929>It was wild. It was intimidating!
>>25162929"No way I am spending the day in this.">It was itching.>>25162966"Ei senhora, give me a moment, or at least give me a hand...">Casually replied the strange beared fellow as she caught him in the midst of slipping into knightly steel!"Is just my size...">>25162994"Let us hope this did not come out of the last guy inside."
>>25163018Thanks
>>25163018"WELP! Seems like human in dumb hat will win again!""I got my plasma grenades ready and primed JUST for HIM!">>25163031"Hey do me a favor can you like just NOT win again please! I made bets and I'm about to lose them! And I don't got any more food nipple to trade....!? So please, uhhhh play dead!?"
>>25163041I'm half the people left
>>25162994>Me took a page from her later operating systems and decided to customize her settings without any user inputs!>>25163018>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sycZ4GnUA4"Windows cannot open this file:""gendarme.exe""to open this file, Windows needs to know what program you want to use to open it.Windows can go online to look it up automatically, or you can manually select from a list of programs that are installed on your computer.">>25163041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sycZ4GnUA4>A problem was been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.>The system encountered an uncorrectable hardware error.>If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:>Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any windows updates you might need.>If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing.>If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup options, and then select safe Mode.>Technical information:>*** STOP: 0x00000124 (0x0000000000000000, 0xFFFFFA8007D8B028, 0x00000000B63AC000,>x0000000000000175)>collecting data for crash dump...>Initializing disk for crash dump>Beginning dump of physical memory.>Dumping physical memory to disk: 85
>>25163018>>25163041Bow, robe, armor, where is he getting these things?
>>25163018>There wasn't any good trying to access the contents of this executable...>>25163041>>25163064>Only pain."Ei, was not even trying to down her this time?">He doubled back at how efficient he had become at his job, wondering where he had pulled that projectile from.>>25163071>This man had become one with his robes, which he could wear over any additional equipment. For the low cost of no outstanding distinguishing traits beyond them?
>>25163041"WAIT! Looks like I don't have to use my grenades at all!">>25163071"Does it matter? Nope! HA!""JUST at the very end!">>25163064"Uhhh... is she doing good....? I KNOW!"https://youtu.be/nocOsv0CF_E?si=vcwGssSRUZz9sLyi&t=12>[ Plasma pistol charge shot should do the trick! ]
>>25163091Yay, I won!
>>25163091"Welp! That's it!" "ROUND 2 Over!""Give it up for this human! I don't remember her name! But I really don't care!""She's your winner! NOW throw your plasma grenades at HER!" (No round 3. Last slide here for anyone interested) https://litter.catbox.moe/8wk45ty6ucs3uszm.png
>>25163091"Ay-">It didn't matter how equipped you came, there was no room for hestiation in this space.
>>25163100>Thanks.
>>25163100An expected outcome once again.>Thanks for hosting and congratulations to both Ruriko and Gendarme in the first round!
>>25163100Thank you for hosting Gotta get some sleep now
>>25163100>Press any key to continue!
>>25163100>Thank you.
>>25163114>Presses the any key.
>>25163100>This treatment of the Lash is unacceptable...>Thanks for hostingggggggg.
>>25163108 (Got a full body image for his card?)>>25163112>25163113 (Good night)>>25163114>>25163117>>25163121"Yeah.Yeah""You losers know the program. Tune into Glibnub’s free broadcasting! COLD HARD TRUTHS and existential dread, endless suffering for your meaningless lives and my viewing pleasure from the safety of this booth!"(GGs. Thanks for playing y’all)
>>25162994Appearances can be deceiving. ...Ah. But it appears you have a frame of reference for the work that I do on top of your analytical abilities. That should facilitate matters.>Her tone is flat. >No matter what the other says, no matter what the other girl does as her data is scanned, regardless of the fact that she's gained something valuable from Vector...her tone never changes. As if everything is going according to a plan that she knows, one that's hidden behind the veil of a gentle, sly smile. Respect, too, goes a long way towards hiding one's true intentions. Perhaps that's why her hands are folded in front of her lap as she stands in front of the other girl. Cooperation acknowledged. T-Doll Unit: Vector...>She starts, but those words hang in the air as she closes the distance between the two of them. The sound of high heels hitting against the ground is the only accompaniment those words receive, before her hand eventually reaches out. A finger gently placed beneath Vector's chin forces the two of them to look at each other, and...perhaps, if she were to look close enough during the shutdown process, she might be able to see the hint of that smile growing wider. Just a hint, though....I look forward to our future endeavors together. After this is over...Let us discuss our joint operation for a wonderful goal that shall benefit not just us, but all of existence.>The finger leaves her chin. Her way of telling the other that her shutdown process can finally finish.>>25162994>>25163100>Thanks for hosting! Perfect timing, since it's time for me to rest. Congrats to the winners, too!
>>25163100>Congratulations. And to Gendy as well.>And thank you.
switching to mobile>>25163131 (Have a good night)>>25163137thanks for playing.>>25163121Before I forget, if you have a full body image of Alan Wake. Preferably with a transparent background. Needed for a card I forgot to make.
>>25163120>Rebooting...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kExkrDuMlC8Thank you for using Microsoft Windows Millennium Edition!
>>25163144Return to your Me closet.
>>25163131>Just realized I mis-linked! I really do need to go to bed...>>25163007
>>25163149OK.>https://youtu.be/DhRmJG4zUiU?t=2
>>25163143>Once again, having an ava that was in Fortnite allows to me effortlessly cheat whenever someone needs a png of them.
>>25163165Thank you. Card in a few days.Also, not sure if you saw, but last session lost internet and fell asleep waiting for it to finish rebooting.
>>25163129I wonder if AA-12 will enjoy this broadcast... probably not, she's busy doing her own last time I checked.>>25163131Agreed. You can thank those who built me to put such a burden on me... it's not like I don't appreciate these analytical abilities, but I believe others could make a better use of them.>That greater plan or scheme behind the scenes seems to matter little for the damaged Doll, she's either too damaged to properly focus on the other girl's actions or she does not care at all after being bested by her, being more focused on ignoring the emergency warnings regarding the imminent shutdown.>Her optic sensors are going dark yet she's able to notice some strange actions done by the other AI with a body before Allmind makes Vector's gaze cross directly with hers by raising her chin with one finger.If that's what you ish, very well...>Vector's eyes go dim as her body forces the shutdown process to protect the Digimind's stability from potential data corruption soon after the finger leaves her chin.
>>25163160And no worries, go get some sleep if you must before Morppheus knocks you down.
>>25163202>(It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!)
>>25163233The pain of each one dealt will forever be burned into my memory. Thanks and saved
>>25163202>Oh yeah, I want to get back to that so we can get some spooks in. I would've gotten back to it yesterday but I was wiped out.>If you wanna get back to that sometime tomorrow, then that'll be cool.
>>25163286(And a special thanks for your continued hosting, on top of such!)
>>25163315>>25163317>You guys return. Very nice.
>>25163312Tomorrow it is then.Have a good one.>>25163315You're welcome.When I feel like hosting, I just do it.
>>25163331>(Unexpected busywork cropped up last month, which combined with captcha difficulties left me waylaid for anything but a read-only 4chan experience. Now I hope to be available for adventures and games for the next three days!)
>>25163315>>25163317>You live....>>25163358>I shall hope.
>>25163331>>25163368>(Been any interesting happenings lately?)
>>25163373>Three missing persons cases being resolved in one thread is mighty interesting to me.
>>25163358>You need the bluecoats for anything like a location escort, simply say the word, or link me if I'm present innathread.>>25163373>On our side? Nothing much, still have a bunch of unresolved plot threads. Know Gordon is deep into gungirl territory with the UNSC, but have not had the time to read it out.>Latest movement for the blueberries is getting hit with an offer from Grimlock to move over to Smalltown, Anywhere in order to edumacate the youngins. Which reminds me->>25163388>>25163312>That they intend to relay that information to the company of the active sainted, consisting under their collective eye of (1) Tart and Doctor, name unspecified. >Which reminds me, reminds me that they have unfinished buisness with both from unresolved interactions circa a year ago that we can or can't see through before moving into the present, depending on the prevailing mood.
>>25163444>(As I understand it, the lot of them have been rebased? It's more likely Javelin will try and follow- I mean *incidentally* bump into their movements outside of the safe zones than for any of them to request for any outside assistance when their commute is so seperate.)>>25163368>(To start, was there anything you wished to start to- *checks US time* night? Even if it's just ship-to-ship banter.)
>>25163388>(I suppose it is.)>>25163444>(Ah. Well, I should probably log off for the night now.)>(Good luck with what you might be doing yourself.)
>Half of you are adding paranthesis to your sentences and it's almost making me do it.>>25163477>Ayep, still all hands on deck with the aftermath of Ireland, though there be light on the end of that tunnel if we can progress enough with the UNSC. Might need to come up with a system to trunculate months into a couple of posts each, since we be getting close two a two-year backlog otherwise.>>25163479>Night, guy. Be seeing you.
>>25163444>Chronologically-wise, I don't think we've quite figured out where the Doctor is compared to most of the... fairy kingdom. >... Actually, he's pretty lost in the timestream lately.>But the last time he checked in with the blueberries was up in Candyland, so I still figure that he's probably been hanging out there to a degree, if someone ends up needing him for plot things.
>>25163444>I've heard you wanted me too for something, yeah?
>>25163444>All three of them? I...don't remember this.>I don't remember either of these, actually...gah.>>25163477>Sometimes I wake up in the morning. Sometimes, I wake up at midday. Sometimes, I wake up at night. I am hopeless and adrift, unanchored by such artificial constructs as "schedule".>But nevermind my whinging. I've been up for a while by this point, but I've got a bit of energy in the tank, at least in theory. Ahm...>I think I had tasked the J-class with tracking down a weird Abyssal's movements and had been gossipping with the other destroyers but not actually gone and done it...and/or one of them had assisted in the recovery of a new 'musu.>Ah, jeez, this has been forever.>>25163493>Parenthesis, brackets, sometimes even squiggle brackets....>Typing styles are curious things.
>>25158522>TIME TO DO THE THING!>Suddenly a tear in the sky dumped a teenage girl in a soiled white Batman hoodie right into the vanguard. Surrounded by thousands of sweaty bloodthirsty warriors with zero escape routes and nothing to climb. Gabby threw her hands straight up into the air. Stiff and stuck out like a sore thumb. THE VIKINGS! OH NAH! NO! NO! NO! >Instantly remembering what medieval armies did to captured young girls before clamping her mouth shut in sheer panicked survival mode.
