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what's happening forum
/pol/ happening: /b/ invaded the BBC>cue some retard not getting that the /b/ part's a jokehttps://x.com/BasilTheGreat/status/2118407706646380586
>>25289077A legion of anonymouses at the /b/BC?
>>25289054>>>/biz/catalog
>>25289272Tomorrow might be worse or better.
>>>/vip/142176I know that /vip/ is unmoderated but holy fuck man
>>25289272It should really wake everyone up that the threat of the law being enforced has caused such panic among our benevolent oligarchs.
>>25289329>threat of the law>lawretards banning LLMs because they unironically think that they are about to become Skynet isn't "the law", it's the unfortunate conclusion of democracy becoming populism (a real law enforcement would be them uncovering the nonsensical circular debt between nVidia and AI companies; That looks like 2008 all over again)
>>25289397how's the communist front going, Belarus?
>>25289402I don't know, you tell me
>>25289397It's too late to ban LLMs.>a real law enforcement would be them uncovering the nonsensical circular debt between nVidia and AI companies; That looks like 2008 all over againThey're going to bail them out afterwards?
>>25289459>They're going to bail them out afterwards?would be surprised if they won't do it
>>25289463there's already a bill trying to prevent them from doing it, doubt it'll go anywhere
>>25289554>there's already bill trying to prevent Congress from passing any future bills doing XYZ what?
I noticed a surge of iPhone filenames across multiple boards recently. any idea what could be the cause?
>>25289554The resolution by the progressive Democrats? Yeah, not happening.>buy the dip
>>25289397One might also consider a closer look at the private credit market. Everyone just seems to have forgotten the brief run that occurred there following the collapse of First Brands Group last year, but they shouldn't have. The consequence of regulating the shit out of the primary forms of lending following '08 is that, unsurprisingly, those in need of easier cash faster went looking elsewhere, and the market inevitably met that demand. Now we have an essentially unregulated lending market that could well be one elaborate shell game, which, if it blows up, who knows what they'll take with them.
>>25289054Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24v3C37JLwA
>>25289587>4chan being easily visible on Google searches>fake rangeban messages disappearing after the PHP maintenance (especially applies to mobile data)>anons simply reposting their images>phonefags posting more oftenMy .02 cents
>>25289847>posting a shit remix instead of the original
Anon shows up with a package for his beloved waifu>>>/v/751013135>>>/v/751013254>>>/v/751013580>>>/v/751013917>>>/v/751014265>>>/v/751014873
>>25290105Did you mean to link the random wojak or was there another update?
Ngl: I AM scared to go on /r9k/ and /pol/...I'm sure it cant be THAT bad...
>>25290315Yes, nothing else really happened.>>>/v/751016510>>25290367Check /biz/ too
mucho reply>>>/v/751011513>>>/v/751011524
how fucking old is he? Is head mod of 4chan in his fucking 40s?
>>25291383he must be 50s
Eating hybrid Mexican-Thai food. Very spicy!
>>25290367heheheheh nothing going on over at the "robot" board brochacho.>>25291888checked + lol ur toilet is going to suffer hell
fuck it, /mod xitter general/
>>25289397The skynet bullshit is retarded but I would love to see all the big AI companies get fucked over hard and hopefully more responsible local AI use prevailsAnd dems threatening to ban AI seems to be working to that end. I doubt they could get anything through since Trumps still the president but it would still be really fucking funny
love me some happenings situations and occurrences
>>25292165btw great idea to whichever faggot invented flags on 4chan don't kill yourself
>>25292155>and hopefully more responsible local AI use prevailsit's ironic, the first big open source AI came from fucking China. Meanwhile, in the Land of the Freedom, all big AIs come from big companies, who want to cripple the open source option because they are too "free".
>>>/co/156142091here's /co/'s weekly edgy twitter artist drama thread (ex-drawfag edition)
Well i'm unbanned...Yet I feel like a diet version of Renner's character at the end of The Hurt Locker(Especially after taking refuge on all the Misc. Boards)That or i'm just sleepy, night night
>>25292366WAOW that's a veryyyyyyy robotic thread. strange. i don't use /co/ so i wouldn't know if dat's Normal. art's nice though i guess.
>>>/r9k/85904908>>>/r9k/85905302
has anyone ever made a list of banned generals? it would probably be like 50% /trash/ but it sounds like it'd be an interesting read
>>25292541/mlp/ has lactation thread b& for being "NSFW bait" (judt ignore all other fetish generals in the catalog, including lolicon)there's also autosage for "tulpa" in the OP for being barely on-topic roleplay thread
>>25291383He was already a mod during the moot era,so probably
>>25292599he was a latecomer, though. Started as a /r9k/ v2 janitorI thought that he was born in late 80s/early 90s, not that he was a teenager in 1996
>>25292177It's a game of geopolitics. China's entire motivation for doing it is to weaken US AI companies. When a Chinese model is actually the best at something, like video, it goes closed source like seedance.
>>25292541Here's a handful:https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/hiatus/capcode/mod/
>>25293538https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/20256741/#q20260661Found a thread with a lot of mod posts in it, and holy shit there used to be so many tripfags back then
oh hey, an actual answer on the /ai/ question
...for one second ot two I felt like an agnostic ;_;...
>>25293569>IP not redactedayyyy
>>25293569frogs get banned on /a/
>>25293552>hiro doesn't want to add any more porn boardscan we get a blue board for ANY new topic, then?blue /b/ would be nice
>>25293576>blue /b/That was what /qa/ ended up being, and we all know how that turned out.
>>25293575And jaks too
>>25293544Yeah, /a/ used to have tons of them Anyone remember some /a/ tripfag called S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
>>25293569>>25293575And /ck/
>>25293678Eh...mods?This dude is a ban evading pedophile
>>25293575yet shitposting generals and shitposters that repost the same shit memes over and over again are left alone
>>25293743How much of that shitposting is anime related?
>>25293678>>25293716>organic memes>wojak
>>25293575you can say something completely "normal" but if you use a frog alongside it, they freak out. i've seen it happen in regular conversations. been that way for a loooong time.
>>25293797>new idi forgot my ip is dynamic and switches frequently.
>>25293538i didn't realise that message was a modpasta but that's pretty funny, especially because it's like 90% /co/. homestuck and its consequences>you can actually track when mods stopped wanting to be friendly and just treat modding like a jobella mayo
>>25293544damn, found some real effort posting in therehttps://desuarchive.org/a/thread/20256741/#20261119
>>25293585ehhhh
>>25293819it doesn't help that MODERATORS have a DIFFERENT DEFINITION of PORN for EACH BOARD lole.
>>25293819is this nigga serious? YOU are supposed to make sure that doesn't happen
>>25293814
>>25293814majority of the original ones were made by some guy who was fucking PAID to make them, it's incredible how forced of a meme it is
>>25293819>>25293827that does prove that going to his twitter works to get actual responses to things like that
>>25293552>>25293819is this really the first proper comment on potential new boards in over five fucking years?
>>25293544>>25293815he got fired for sending femanons his skype handle through warnings. as if anyone besides moot and snacks [fakespoiler]and mrspooky[/fakespoiler] were getting pussi for being 4chan mods
Irritating jewbots who keep telling others to follow their passions they never even gave a realistic shit about be likehttps://youtu.be/aFA1N2VKJF0?si=My4HE3Mie0CEiJ1pNot counterintuitive at all
>>25293884Nigger,how many dutch proxys do you have?
>>25293884
>>25292113I think less of mvb now. Yuck.
/hbg/ on /vr/ is getting shat up by some schizophrenic retard dumping walls of text with Sonic pictures.>>>/vr/12893375
>>25293987>last post says RMSthat's MikeeUSA
>>25293987>>25293990>scroll through thread properlyyeah that's him lol
>>25293819How about blue /r9k/, or why not open up /vip/ to replies from the general population?
>>25293996>How about blue /r9k/might actually be an improvement desu>or why not open up /vip/ to replies from the general population?what's the point of /vip/ if it's not for 4chan gold users?
>>25293990>>25293994Is he a known Sonic autist?
>>25294014I think the Sonic stuff is mostly new and it's because he wants to fuck Tails now.
>>25294014what >>25294018 saidI think he also raided /co/ with AI sloppa Tails? I think we've had him in /hap/ one time actually, hold on
>>25293552>not even entertaining the idea that it could have been a blue boardAll they had to do was evict all the AI generals from /g/ into its own board. People were asking for that right from when it started taking off.Unfortunately, the influx of AI shitters from offsite has dragged down the intelligence of /g/ so terribly that I doubt it would matter much anymore. It's an irredeemable husk of what it used to be now.
>>25294025pretty sure /aicg/ right now is just 1 guy controlling a dozen or so llm bots
>>25294020nvm just checked the archives, he came to a meta thread on /mlp/ instead and I just reported it herehttps://arch.b4k.dev/mlp/thread/43543823
>>25294025the most simple way i can describe it is that it's a /v/ colony. very grim!!!!
>>25293993>1pbtid>same flag>posting identicallyyou aren't fooling anyone
>>25294043brah don't respond to it.
Queen of /v/ in T-minus 3 hours
btw i noticed more applesauce (david grooming victim) appearances on /g/ lately. still posting about roblox and "hacking".
>>25294081I wonder why he deleted the links to his other websites on his nigger instances. What's he got to hide? Good thing archive.md exists.
>>25294081>applesauce (david grooming victim)oh yeah he's been frogposting on /mlp/ too mods delete all frogs on sight, so it's barely visible on the board lol
>>25294081so that's who applesauce is, had some schizo accusing me of being them
I kek'd
>still crying about sperm.uskwab
>sony schizo is seething in the fatmisu thread and in his bait threadsjust so you don't link that shit here
>>25294565Get off of Roblox bro
>>25294565>Belarusian proxyaren't they a bit expensive?
>>25294700it's a botnet
>>25294709still harder to get than American IP, no? literal billions of IoT crap to hack vs. a country with barely any population and purchasing power to get devices that can be hacked in the first place like what's the likely number of BY IPs in his pool?
>>25293821For a long time it was ridiculously easy to get banned for 'furry porn' for completely innocent images.
>>25294719most routers in 3rd world countries have outdated firmware and are therefore easy to hack
>>25294719i was gonna say this >>25294805. it's outdated infrastructure.
>>25294078And we're off>>>/v/751089728
Can't they just make /ai/ a blue board?
The reason they don't want to make blue boards is that they require more active moderation which means more work.
>>25295037And with how incestuous the current mod circle is leading to a possibility of no new mods ever again, due to the high janny turnover rate and subsequent low talent pool for new mods, there's a high probability of no new boards ever again
/v/hap - Vidya Game Awards 2026 trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNCvI7qrgms/nah/RapeApe criticizing Twitterhttps://x.com/GrapeApe9k/status/2118847345999929705
New ad. Not quite sure what the point of this is.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)
>>25296254Is he complaining about his blue checkmark? He's going to lose some Xpoints for that...
>>25296318uh ohstinky
>>25293821speaking of which; caught a warning for a wee bit of trolling in a thread with a nsfw image in the op lole.
>>25296807i got a warning for shitposting too hard on /pol/ during the midtermsi was mostly surprised that they have mods
>>>/e/314717616 days
>>25297708>pony slaves>look inside>nohooves
>>25297722maybe i should risk the false report ban and report it as GR15 lol
>>25293576That's just /v/, tho.
>>25296254Kek, even though I'm not much of a /v/irgin any more, /v/ga content is so good I keep coming back.
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME MY CAPTCHAAAAAA
>>>/mlp/catalogfrog spamjanny clean it up
>>25298265where?
>>25298307already cleaned up Thanks, /j/
>>25292113Sad.
>>25293552>>25293819Greedy bastard.Bring back textboards. I miss /vip/. Also create an East Asian idol board already. Would save both /mu/ and /jp/.
>>25298380>Bring back textboardsgood luck writing a custom backend or turning Yotsuba into a textboard engine when site's only dev is focused on GR1 proxy spam
>>25298388>Claude, create a textboard engine using a modern framework but make the UI/UX 100% identical to shiichan, make no mistakes
>>25298396>vibecoding imageboard softwarethis just feels wrong whole point of -chans is thtat they are as primitive as possible, having a LLM write code for something as primitive as this format doesn't feel right IMO
>>25298471>imageboard*textboard, although this applies to all types of anonymous forums
>>25298471I agree with you (I made my own fork of a fork of a fork of Futaba to get some experience with PHP) but I doubt the blue palm trees are going to bother hand-writing code for this place outside minor changes when an LLM can do it much better and faster
>>25298519dsw never tried to replace native extension with 4chan-x, sometimes even writing his own updates to 4chan-JS when -X had themI think he might have some quality standards for the site(oh who am I kidding? This place used outdated PHP for a whole decade...)
i dont know why other imageboards never clone 4chanX. it's pretty much the best UI.
>>25298564isn't -X supposed to support other IBs too?
>>25298567In theory but it's super broken on every other site I've tried to use it with. I think it only supports ancient versions of vichan/meguca that no IB uses anymore
>>25298556never forget the big site hack happened because of a PDF file upload exploit that was reported and warned about years before it happened
New Mario 4chan collab hack coming up. The organizer made his own level editor.>>>/vr/12919726
>>25298519>blue palm treesHas there ever been a post by a/the 4chan dev?
>>25298814anon...https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/capcode/dev/
>>25298814the last posts with blue palm were in this thread
>>25298815>Yeah. To keep my contribution sustainable I have a strict program of not reading the site very often. Whenever I come back I'm amazed how good all the posts are!>2016ow
>>25298815>>25298847Pardon my retardation
>>25298814I got a (You) from one once
