best low stress jobs, waging isn't that bad editionI just got my cdl to be a school bus driver, I've been driving kids around in company cars and it is quite chill and easyliterally just driving around and dropping people off or picking them uphttps://youtu.be/U-N8gJ4HdYc
>>58415485retard caretaker. Sleeping nightshift in particular. I love it. Sometimes do dayshifts too. Made all the money I needed to gamble my way into make it territory just hanging out and being a fren to my retard bros. Love them.
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>>58415494professional asswipers assemble. best do-nothing job i'll ever have. a guy's garage gym was right next door, and i ate all the free food. worked solo some nights and made 28 an hour. two people died while i was watching golden girls reruns. shit was cash
>>58415494sometimes it makes me a little sad that the most "human" jobs pay the least, I'm an accountant and my pay is moderately good, I can even create a coin on pinksale if I want, but who the fuck cares about numbers? this shit is boring af
>>58415574>>58415726One of my bros died today. Knew him for two years. Really wish I had more time, I knew it was coming and hadn't seen him in a couple months. Love that dude. Ass wiping is kinda satisfying once you are close with your bros. Thanks for all the joy and frenship special bro. I will make it for you.
I was a waiter and bartender in college and was making between 500-600 dollars a week in tips. People hate on those jobs but they are honestly great.
>>58415485I have the same job as you. I'd argue the kids can be stressful because you're stuck babysitting them and fighting traffic at the same time. But as a whole it is surprisingly comfy, maybe even soulful because some of the smaller ones are very endearing.The trick is to work in a majority white rural/suburb area, stay the fuck away from the city slickers and districts with swarms of pocs.>get to go on all the field trips, charters, sports events >free entry everywhere, band has six flags? You get free admission and rides>if the charter is long bring my laptop and play video games for 6-10 hours, maybe even drive to a restaurant to pass the time, company doesn't care as long as they get home>weddings always tip, have gotten a few hundred dollar bills here and there >have all the same holidays the school has, just collected unemployment this week and can do the same for summer vacation, company rolls anywork done on summer as a fat check when school starts to keep it fair, basically free money for two months on top of any other work done>pay is starting to become competitive because all the old people quit during the covid scare>have had elementary kids say guinuinly nice or funny things, kinda hard to describe but it melts the heartJob's definitely not for everyone, but if you can find a good district it's the bees knees
>>58415494How much do you make?How much do you have since you've "made it" with crypto?
>>58415485Bumping this thread because I need a career change and I don't care about making a lot of money anymore.So far only 2 jobs mentioned>school bus driver>retard fren / ass wiperBoth seem appealing to me but I think I'd like wiping retard asses more.What else do you people have to share?>>58415494>>58415574Can you guys talk in more detail about this job? What are your worst days like and how bad are those? What makes it so comfy other than the enjoyment if caring for and befriending another human in need of love and support?>t. 190k tech wagie
>>58415485Concierge here. The ultimate low stress chill job. Work at luxury apartment, press the button to let people in.. And say hi. Also log some packages in that get delivered.. Get back up keys for people who get locked out of their unit and youtube or vid or whatever the fuck you want the rest of the shift.Yesterday I got a cuties number who lives there since she is moving, Italian chick with thick ass..
>>58417055This doesn't get too boring? Do you feel fulfilled? And I don't mean by work but by how you're spending your time in life in general. My job sucks and I spend 50-60hrs a week locked down by it so I feel like I'm really wasting my life away, but I always wonder if a job needs to really be fulfilling itself or if it just needs to be tolerable enough that you're ok to do it and don't feel stressed about it and can otherwise enjoy your life. I can't enjoy my life because I'm always stressed about my next day of work.
>>58415485BudtenderI sell drugs and they give me a free bag of testers every 2 weeks>>58415509Based hero
>>58415485driver, Private chauffeur. I get to drive a fancy car, do small errands, eat expensive food and it leave me enough time for my personal hobbies which is gaming (been playing shrapnel on superverse) and crypto trading. Today is my fucking day off and halving is happening, just perfect.
>>58417055I feel like security guard or front desk at a hotel is similarly basedI just got into school bus driving because they said paid cdl and it was easy to get as a job somehowsure there is all the training but the walmart distribution center had 6000 applications turned in and this place had 6-10
>>58417824I drove for uber eats for like half a year and I'd put uber up there as comfy as fuckproblem is I live an hour away from a decent sized metro so you can't make any money with it really driving 2 hours commute a day to drive for uberand it's too much time commitment, but if I could do that here I probably would have
>>58415897nice
>>58417841get one of those gay ahh alectric bikes OP those are comfy asf to drive in between traffic and crowded areas, and work properly good getting decent speeds to make deliveries faster. I thought about doing it and I did it for like a week before getting tired kek
>>58417940I mean this one btw I forgot the name for a hot minute
>>58417824glad to see theres at least one anon out there having fun with crapto everyone here is always like someone took a shit on their cereal
>>58417069That's the downside, its awesome if you have hobbies like I bring tattoo stuff and draw out my stencils at work. Then take them home and practice on fake skin. People also study at work or do whatever and yes it gets boring. No I don't feel fulfilled but it's also low stress so it's a trade off.
>>58417946I want a surron
>>58416137yea I'm in a rural area, still majority white lol
>>58416137Just triggered a memory of my old bus drivers growing up. We'd rotate between a crazy old black guy and a chill quiet younger guy. One time the black guy threatened to break a kids legs because he wouldnt sit down. Sounds like a based lifestyle anon good for you
>>58415485Sex worker for older women. It's kind of disgusting honestly but I'm getting paid $600 to have sex 4 times a day. There's worse jobs.
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>>58417069it's quiet, but if you have a phone you can just sit for hours watching memes or a movie, I even watch the jizzlord chart when no one's around nothing interesting happens and that's the best part
