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I'm that nigger that went all in TQQQ on Friday. The bounce is coming today
>>58423232i hate pajeet scammers
did everyone migrate to stocktwits?
Last thread is on 290, it's still good for a couple of days.
>>58423407Is it a financially profitable move to move to india and play le ebil whitey in bollywood films
I bought SPY puts you can all thank me.
>>58423428Thats a plan
>>58423458THANK YOU
should you only buy passively managed funds
i miss everybody >captcha KKNGR
It's simple. We buy calls.
>>58423765Isn't that what everyone does? Load on on cheap index etfs and then keep a portion for gambling money.
>>58423765absolutely fucking not. You manage your own or stay out
>>58423787Most of those who are gone weren't real to begin with.
>>58423765Yes
>>58423953well I do think a stock market thread should at least have kept the closing bell guy around
Dynamic IP anons all got banned.
>>58424058I don't have as much time to shit post all day as I usesd to or I would. Just have to continue making money while posting theories.
you bought calls right anon?
>I knew NVDA was gonna recoil back up>still didn't act
>>58424778>he didn't buy calls
>>58424550And sold puts
>>58424205No.But there are still too many genx fail trolls around
what do i buy with $520 stuck in a random IRA?
>>58423412>>58423787
>>58424947Would it be possible with all the cryptoshills and shitposting going to /bant/ to turn /biz/ into smg?
>>58425009nobody left to support anything like this.What nobody seems to get is the demographic situation on /biz/. 50% weak predators 50% grievers. 0% suckers. This civilization is dead
>>58425060Do you really want another Gamestop situation?
>>58425067That is for 2025, maybe 2024 if there is for any reason an emergency liquidity injection by whatever means. Overall the macro demographic situation in the market is like the one on /biz/, no suckers, nothing gets build, crab continuationThere is one single silver lining on the entire 2.5 years of hyper crabbing though. The right crab claw is contrary to the left one not build upon retarded over leveraging
>>58423232NO SERIOUSLY, NEXT MONTH ROBINHOOD IS GIVING A 1% MATCH ON ALL DEPOSITS. SHOULD I TAKE OUT ALL 260K I HAVE IN IT AND PUT IT BACK IN NEXT MONTH?
Tesla bottom is in? how to play ER? thinking about buying OTM calls for September or later
Are interest rates actually going to go up MORE? If so, that will be bad for stocks, right?
>>58424935dunno find a stock to gamble on.
>>58425121I bought 2 147 calls expiring Friday, lessss goooooo
Dxy likely topped.
TSLA coming for bobo's bussy
yep. topped
>>58425129hikes = less borrow money = less investment = less money in stonks, at least in theory. however good earnings seems to carry the market anyways despite this bearish signal
Reminder that Federal Reserve monetary policy lags by 12-18 monthsReminder that if the Fed were to cut interest rates today, we wouldn't see it reflected in the economy for 12-18 months.This was the report that came out today:https://www.forexlive.com/news/sp-global-services-pmi-509-vs-520-expected-20240423/>“The more challenging business environment prompted companies to cut payroll numbers at a rate not seen since the global financial crisis if the early pandemic lockdown months are excluded.>Companies responded by scaling back employment for the first time in almost four years>April saw an overall reduction in new orders for the first time in six months>However manufacturing input cost inflation hit a one-year highLet me repeat that for you..companies cut payroll numbers at a rate not seen since the global financial crisis >companies cut payroll numbers at a rate not seen since the global financial crisis companies cut payroll numbers at a rate not seen since the global financial crisis Meanwhile, input cost inflation is hitting 1 year high.This is fine. This is not an indication of stagflation.>OMG!! THE NEWS WAS BAD!! WE FIRED MORE PEOPLE THAN '08 FINANCIAL CRISIS!!>BUT DON'T YOU SEE, THAT MEANS THE FED WILL CUT RATES SOONER!!! BUY BUY BUY!!!The market will again remember that it takes 12-18 months for cuts to reflect; that the Fed will only cut when we are in economic meltdown - and that an economic meltdown is not bullish for stocks, in a debt based economy where for the first time in history debts outside of mortgages exceed mortgage payments.We are in economic meltdown.It has begun.You should be selling every and any rip that we get.>companies cut payroll numbers at a rate not seen since the global financial crisis
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>58425306this time is different
Should I... do robinhood's stock lending program?Or do covered calls? I'm desperate for any extra income.
>>58425306bullish
Stupid sexy bears need rape correction. We're going back to 520 whether you like it or not. Get ready for insane GDP growth numbers due to our kickass job market.
WHY DO BLOOMBERG THUMBNAILS HAVE CUTE GIRLS SOMETIMES BUT WHEN YOU CLICK THE ARTICLE THE PICTURE IS NOWHERE IN SIGHT
>>58425381jews
Did that Anon holding shorts for 2 months ever sell?
>>58425306>2 more weeks and fiat will be worth more!
>buy growing stocks>hit stop within a couple days>bear market emerges>buy bear ETFs>bear market immediately endsIt's all so tiresome...
miners about to get wrecked, which will give me a good entry
>>58425415The entry for miners gets better every day
>>58425356>Get ready for insane GDP growth numbers due to our kickass job market.Buddy, have you not been paying attention to the news today?>>58425306>Companies responded by scaling back employment for the first time in almost four years>companies cut payroll numbers at a rate not seen since the global financial crisisAre you delusional? "KICKASS JOBS MARKET"Yeah, firing more people since '08 financial crisis, that sure is a kickass jobs market!! :^)We are literally rallying today due to the data being awful, that it will mean more dovish Fed policy --- this is foolish, cart in front of the horse thinking An economic meltdown is not bullish.
>>58425414Just inverse yourself.Also>setting a stopQuit it. Stops are for traders. If you intend to own a company, buy it and hold it for a long term.
>>58425422I'm waiting for stocks to take a final shit. I'll probably get on the sidelines prior to MSFT earnings
>>58425432I'll be chuckling when you get destroyed later. Reading news headlines does not equate to the actual statistics running this economy. Companies scale up and down all the time. Google cutting a bunch of engineers doesn't matter because those people will dissipate into the wider industry.
with the current fed polices and people saying rates are going to come down for the last two years, is it fair to say businesses that carry a lot of debt are risky now?
>>58425446>a bunch of engineers...those people will dissipate into the wider industrybuddy, this is economy widethis isn't just one firm, one tech firmthis is literally the entire US economy, it's S&P global Again...>companies cut payroll numbers at a rate not seen since the global financial crisis>Companies responded by scaling back employment for the first time in almost four yearsAre you really this delusional? You think that this means "Google cut 500 engineers, but not to worry, they'll just get a job at Apple!"Buddy, this was the entire economy - this is across the entire economy, companies across the entire economy, fired more people than during '08 financial crisisLmao it's just not one tech firm, it's not just engineersIT'S EVERYBODY
>>58425443lol
>>58425458>IT'S EVERYBODYI'm sure this'll play out in the statistics, then. Go ahead and show it if its already happening.
>>58425466>I'm sure this'll play out in the statistics, thenIt literally came out today. That was the report today, that drove this rally, this "Oh the Fed can be dovish!" rally - the news was that bad, the statistics were that bad, that the market thinks the Fed will be forced to cut interest rates sooner. That the labor market is cooling very, very rapidly, forcing the Fed to cut rates sooner.Again, this is putting the cart before the horse - Fed policy takes 12-18 months to reflect in the economyThe meltdown has already begun, and now even if the Fed were to cut right at this exact moment, it still wouldn't stop the severe recession - something everybody inherently understands - that the Fed doesn't have a magic wand that "fixes" the economy instantly https://www.forexlive.com/news/sp-global-services-pmi-509-vs-520-expected-20240423/>From Chris Williamson, Chief Business Economist at S&P Global Market Intelligence:>“The more challenging business environment prompted companies to cut payroll numbers at a rate not seen since the global financial crisis if the early pandemic lockdown months are excluded.
fake and gay pumpfake and gay market
>>58425475>That was the report today, that drove this rally, this "Oh the Fed can be dovish!" rallyAre you sure it was this and this alone, and that it had nothing to do with big companies reporting good earnings?
>>58425563yes, 100%look at the move in bond yields, look at how the 2 year auction went todayhttps://www.forexlive.com/news/us-sells-2-year-notes-at-4898-vs-4904-wi-20240423/>Earlier today it looked like these notes could sell above 5% but some strong bids arrived in the fixed income market after today's weaker US PMIs from S&P Global.Yields fell sharply -- this is of course a driver of equities moving higher>companieshttps://www.forexlive.com/news/slowing-package-delivery-numbers-highlights-middling-demand-20240423/>The company reported a 3.2% decline in average daily volumes in its domestic segment and a 5.8% drop in its international segment in the quarter. However the company said volumes “showed improvement through the quarter”.>The world's largest parcel delivery firm is a barometer of economic activity. Overall revenues at $21.7 billion were below $21.9 billion expected and $22.9 billion a year ago.
Two hours until TSLA earnings. Are poor earnings priced in already eith the dump fro. 170 to 138? Will they be worse than expected?
>>58425607priced in
>>58425607I don't see any hype for Tesla in the near future. EV sales are down and every day there's news about how China isn't buying Teslas or iPhones anymore. My guess would be low volume pump or crab.
How do I profit from uber eats delivery drivers stealing deliveries
>>58425672dig up some healthy bugs in your garden to eat instead
test
>>58425672Make a pretentious documentary with that theme and make 50k off youtube ad revenue.
nicenews:>CCJ earnings report on 30th april for q1>CCJ shareholder meeting 9th may (board recommends vote "for" on all)>GEV earnings report on 25th april for q1 >UUUU acquires Base Resources (australian REE mining company)nuclear/uranium play for wagmi:>spot uranium prices new bottom is around 70$/lb>taxonomy change in eu to classify uranium as green energy alongside wind&solar etc.>more future funding if it happens>china expanding into nuclear to meet domestic energy demand>kazatomprom (largest U producer, accounts for almost 50% of worldwide production) announced lower production capacity until around 2025 (constricting supply on already scarce uranium stockpile, with slowly rising demand)>west looking to boost domestic energy production (due to geopolitics) with nuclear as possible baseload >france example state where ~60% of energy supply is nuclear>many mines dormant and can be restarted at any time to resume productionrelevant tickers for the long term (at least 2030):>CCJ (US/canada) - second largest producer in the world, contracts with china, good financials>KAP (Kazakhstan) - largest world producer, facing headwinds, national state company>UUUU (US) - large uranium stockpile with rare earth mining and refining ops, big potential manufacturer>UEC (US) - bought uranium for a long time at low spot prices, possibly (re)starting mines (big risk, dyor)>GEV (US) - GE energy spin-off, not pure play, has vertical exposure to uranium and nuclear >NXE (canada) - finalizing authorization of mining license to start extracting huge U deposit (extreme financials, big risk, dyor)bonus: Boss Energy and Paladin Energy in Australia, Curtis-Wright and BWXT (small exposure to nuclear, dyor)notable risks:>spot price volatility>aging nuclear fleet>long time to set up a mine or new NPP (double edged sword)>regulatory risk>"climate activist" protestshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkO2hzXluU dyor, not advice, you know the drill
>>58425631what about FSB, isnt this a massive first mover advantage? i always wanted a TSLA bag, glad I didnt FOMO in tho.
oh boy, here it comes
i bought a bit of tsla and ba
woo baby, I might have enough to be a big boy day trader now
now only not be heemed by BA
I sold my 7x TSLA 170p 5/24 for a cool 100% profit and bought 20x 116p 4/26 as a fun gamble.
>>58425788>+6% after marketI'm glad that I did.
Elon better not fuck up this call
>>58425803Where can I watch it?
>>58425816idk, I'm not listening. Looking at the chart and scrolling X
>>58425816https://livestream.tesla.com/
I bought TSLS before close. How fucked am I?
It's up
>Elon Musk single handedly saved the marketPRAISE BE TO ELON AND FUCK THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT
>>58425829why did it pump
>>58425827God reached down his hand and pulled the company into the heavens.
>>58425835Probably because the market expected way worse.
>>58425838>Holy shit those calls
>>58425842I assumed you mistyped the ticker name. Otherwise I might have gotten your hopes up.
>>58425838both my TSLA calls have "ITM" next to them. I've never seen this before
>>58425432>economic meltdown is not bullishFalse, see:>>58425401Never forget that almost all gains since '71 have just been debasement
>>58425706First mover? hard to quantify in tech, short term yes but the fact is they have big eyeballs on them from regulators. Long term is less certain that the same regulators would let them keep operating and for other things such as big freight trucks. Optimus is the same though not quite first mover, its still very early. The market seems far more bullish on industrial humanoids than on robo-taxis simply because the regulatory environment is far friendlier for the foreseeable future.
>>58426032they have a ton of cars collecting data for the ai models, who else is doing this?
>>58426121Everyone does that. Waymo has all the traffic data that runs google maps. Uber/lyft collects driving data on its gig workers. Each and every car manufacturer has a data logger on their cars from 15-20 years years ago and they save the logs every time it goes to a dealer for warranty repairs.
How the fuck does TSLA run 15% aftermarket from that massive earnings miss?
>>58426294Good forward guidance and them saying they're actively working on getting a cheaper model made for the 25k market.
>>58426294>tfw I closed my x10 leverage short position when the pre market was up 0.5% and giving me bad vibes
TSLA 10/18 $280 call volume and open interest15 of those were me btw xd
>futuresWe're back bullbros.
>OT has dried up at work>lent my car to a family member and they end up crashing>insurance isn't covering shit because member was at fault>car is totaled and not worth fixing nor picking up from impound>trying dating apps again and being reminded that these 3d women don't want someone like me>somehow not able to save money despite cutting back even more on my own spending>stocks are green thoughplease buy JEPI
>>58426294Its part meme stock on top of everything else.
>>58426254but where are the auto driving cars? i have only seen fsb on teslas as impresive real life demoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNDDm3Txuawhow the fuck isnt this impressive? imagine in 5, 10 years, cars that autodrive and can generate you income acting as taxis. why not buy at current prices?
>>58426569>"Meme" stocksNo. Its a heavily advertised piece of shit paper. "Meme" implies self replicating, toy car shit scam papers have to be heavily advertised. The word "meme" from advertisement has cost the word "meme" all relevancy. Using the word "meme" in the context identifies the speaker either as a bag holder or a dirty advertiser
>>58426555hope that family member is your slave now till they paid you back.
>>58423232IONQ is on I always come back to when it dips.
natgas and oil are such teaser. The La Niña year was confirmed. Cold summer, dry cold winter leads to wheat, corn, onions, meat going to rise in price while seafood prices are going to dump
does line go up
>>58426555>please by jepiwhy, so you can crash my portfolio too? no thanks.
i opened another position. the one who performs better i will buy more.
i closed my ba on open and opened again, i believe they will have good earnigs call
META, uh oh, stinky. TSLA too
>>58427412huh?
>>58427416female natural gas investor
Go back to /bant/ Aaron and post filtered macro images there. Nobody cares for stocks, when you can get daily 5% up and down on natgas
market is feeling a little sus.
>>58427468agreed
Cocoa
Buddy. Check ODFLReminder that Dow Transportation Average is forward looking on the state of the economy>DJT -2.76%>ODFL -11%The economy is fucked
>>58427530https://finance.yahoo.com/video/dow-jones-transportation-average-200813301.html>The average is seen as a barometer of the health of the economy.>Now, some investors stand by the Dow theory. This theory states that if the Dow rises while the Transport Average falls, that may mean weakness in the economy ahead. Now, when the indices diverge, the market may be anticipating weaker demand for the transportation of goods and services, as would be the case in a global recession.
Im seeing a massive bull flag
>>58427538BUDDY LOOK AT META COMPUTER
crab markets
>>58427468Bro's sus detector was on point
glad opening red was slurped to way smaller red on positions
closed my META short, now short TLT
I am flabbergasted and vehemently upset at the inaction of cannabis legislation. My money is down the drain because Demonrats cannot be held accountable, responsible, and proves it is the party of the mentally ill.
look at vix computer
>>58427742no
>>58427742its been switching between contango and backwardation all day. Some toxic liquidity is playing on vix - its staying away for now until that liquidity dried up and pissed off
game
stop
>>58423232Henlo, hope (you) are sticking to your trading plan anon
>>58427967My trading plan is to get Dorothy pregnant.
>>58424778This post aged poorly
>>58428075nvda got redeemed for gamestop's pump
oh baby, TLT wicked down
>tsla miss estimate by a lot >pumps>meta beats estimate by a lot>dumpsclown world
>>58428092Its weird. Honk Kong Dollar signals bottom for correction, and that indicator has worked like a charm forever
>>58428099companies that miss earnings should receive large forgivable 0% interest rate loans from the fed so we can all make money permanently and never lose money
>>58427718damn
Thoughts on LLY?Sounds like overhyped fat people / diabetes drugs with a >100 p/e. Should I sell credit spreads? Anyone else shorting? Other consideraions are Nvidia and SMCI call credit spreads.
How many of you fans caught the knife?
>>58428099Meta dumping is moronic if they're going to be the next tiktok through Instagram or whatever replacement app they make. Slurping some cheapies tomorrow.
>>58428099>tsla>hey we're going to make a cheaper electric car now. Opening more production lines for a cheaper alternative will earn us money. >cheap electric car market already saturated to fuck with Chinese shit.
>>58423232CANCEL ALL ORDERS>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI
>>58427585Feels good. Let's keep it like this until May 3rd.t. sold covered calls, BB $3
surely i make some money back
>>58428328EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
>>58426685Mercedes-Benz started delivering their Drive Pilot system to customers late last year. Technically this is more advanced than FSD, because FSD is still SAE J3016 level 2. Anyone who likes modding cars can get this feature https://www.comma.ai/shop/comma-3x.You're trying to hype Tesla as a tech startup, that is no longer the case. What Tesla is now, is an auto manufacturer, it's basically replaced Chrysler in the USA. That means its no longer about advancing tech, it means it has to sell cars, at a price people want. FSD is now a value feature; a feature to push add-on sales like color-changing floor lighting, not a cutting edge tech for first-adopters looking to be on the cutting edge of tech.
>futures
damn Nucor got rekt. basically all the steel stocks did. might be a nice buying opportunity.
>>58428538i agree with you about tesla, but i work for a car collector and all these mercedes are fucking trash. I have not tried FSD, but all these newer Mercedes are a electrical nightmare. Tesla's main advantage was always using the cameras rather than lidar, perhaps Mercedes has made the change but haven't experienced it yet. The problem with the Mercedes for the normals is that they are just getting too expensive, Tesla is being aggressive with their pricing... they just better keep some margin
BUDDY LOOK AT META AND TELL ME ABOUT THE LONG NOSE TRIBES.
>>58428869AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>im buying calls
>>58425588>https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-sells-2-year-notes-at-4898-vs-4904-wi-20240423/>Earlier today it looked like these notes could sell above 5% but some strong bids arrived in the fixed income market after today's weaker US PMIs from S&P Global.Bid to cover at 2.66 vs 2.62 priorPrior sale was 4.595%The 2 year treasury from 5% to 4.5% and is coming down will normalize the inverted yield curve (longest ever). Things get recessionary After the curve normalizes.
>>58423232Which broker should I use for options trading? I've read the pastebin in the sticky, and I'm considering TastyWorks.
Reminder that the coming crisis is not a bear market and will have disastrous consequences for American society and business. Being a bear will not save you from the shitstorm and general harsh times ahead if you are a US citizen or live in a nation dependent upon stable, economically healthy American markets.
>>58426303no one wants a cheap tesla when they can buy a corolla hybrid. the rest of the market has already passed tesla with EVs and hybrids are all the rage right now. all tesla has left is self driving and its not happening.
>Nikkei -2.16
>>58428999Yeah I think local bottom is hit
>>58428999What does the stock market have to do with reality? Why does every schizo not realise the market operates on a time horizon months ahead and yet are still able to find every corner of the internet?
Holy shit does nothing ever happen.
Well INTC bros, this is it. Quite frankly, I’m torn. Do I buy more more shares before earnings or sell everything and buy back in a few months? On the one hand, I just bought about 30 more shares to DCA down this past week. On the other hand, I’m tempted to snag some more this morning and just close my eyes a few years. It’s gotta work out, r-right? Only 2k of my 18k Roth, then have about another 1000 in Robinhood brokerage. Any other intchads in here? How y’all feeling
>>58428999Would you recommend precious metals sir?
I SOLD (keyword: SOLD) VIX puts
>>58429316We're in a bull market anon. Everyone knows this.
>>58429396i bought 30$ puts desu
the last time bond yields were this high was just before the 2008 recession
The stock market going up for another 6 months was the last shred of hope I had for buying a house. I'll just fucking rent for the rest of my life I guess.
i will laugh my ass off if meta now pump 8%
>>58429432Everything is already going back up.
>>58429409no, your chart shows the last time they were that high was in 2023
We warned you.You didn't listen.>>58425306>You should be selling every and any rip that we get.>You should be selling every and any rip that we get.You never listen.
I've never been more sure of trump winning in november. will that be good or bad for the stock market? I'm not talking long term, I'm talking immediate reaction and maybe a couple of months after
>>58429473Stocks bottom before he is sworn in, then we pump. That's if they don't blatantly rig it more obviously than last time, which I think is a real possibility. I have no clue what's going to happen if they do that
>>58429473>>58429473I have never been more sure of America going to civil war over this election.>Arizona is not even hiding they are attempting to manipulate the ballot. >Arizona voted trump in 2020>Arizona is saying votes were stolen from biden through 'election claims'This is the current world we live in. I am glad I live in a state that isn't bat shit insane.
>>58425698GEV reports earnings (missed by some, beat by others. go figure)>increase in nuclear related infrastructure and equipment orders>wind segment still operating at a loss>most growth seen in electrification and power segments (nuclear&gas)>rise in orders accros all segments >eps still at a loss, but reduced significantly >ignore ebitda and fcf (non-gaap, adjusted. accounting is hiding something)>reaffirmed guidance to keep steady growth across all segmentsalso this happened:>kazatomprom appoints new cco>declares divvy payment >if it passes vote on agm ex-div will be 16th/17th july>another proposal to expedite ex-div date to 28th may>agm set to be held on 25th maycouldnt find board recommendations for what to vote for/against
>>58429480>General electricThat is a BIG nope
I just stepped out for some coffee, what the fuck happened?
>>58429473IF things play out the way they are looking to play out..we will be in a severe recession, hundreds of banks will have blown up (and been bailed out / bought out / restructured)we will be in a similar situation as we were in '08 - housing affected, credit affected [due to the massive surge in delinquencies / defaults]there is a 0% chance the current administration would remain in power IF this does play out as it's looking like it already began see >>58425306>companies cut payroll numbers at a rate not seen since the global financial crisisIf companies keep laying people off, while at the same time prices keep moving higher >Manufacturing input cost inflation hit a one-year highIt is 100% guaranteed to happen --- so you better hope that suddenly layoffs stop (they won't, they only accelerate / it becomes a feedback loop) or you better hope that oil prices come down to make inflation go downOtherwise, 100%, we are going into severe financial crisisNo incumbent wins when a financial crisis happens on their watch --- it's the entire reason why we have seen government spending exploding higher, trying to prolong the inevitable, trying to kick the can and stimulate GDP (as GDP included government spending!!) Trying to prevent it from blowing up on their watch - a game of hot potatoIf this all continues, Trump wins without a doubtThe market of course believes that Trump is better for growth & gains than BidenSo there will of course be a positive reaction in the marketBut with that said.. this financial crisis has been inflated, built up for more than 10 years, so no new president, not even the Federal Reserve emergency cutting rates & bailing out banks, will be enough to turn the markets aroundWe will likely to see a similar bleed out for years, not months, just like '08, or just like '01tldr; Immediate reaction bullish, but not enough to turn the tide of severe financial crisis
>>58429485America is pushing for WW3 and they are rigging the election again to do it. Also META tanked and rebounded. I dare anyone to tell me the long nose tribe doesn't exist
>>58429489>Also META tanked and rebounded.thanks anon
>>58425306This. This is the post of the week. This is why the purge was good and the dipshits leaving made it worth while. the quality of this thread has exponentially improved.
>AI IS BAD AGAIN>AI KEPT THE MARKET PROPPED UP DURING MARCH>AI TANKED THE MARKET IN APRILI fucking hate this fake and faggot driven world.
>>58425306>You should be selling every and any rip that we get.And buying long bonds + index funds imo
>>58429498TLT about to take a doo doo
>>58429501another reason anons should never buy an etf
WTF!!!!!
>YELLEN: THERE WILL BE A REVISION TO GDP DATA
i have not seen a bigger clownfiesta than todays day in a long time
>>58429506nah sluuerp up TLT
>>58429543I don't understand bonds, but no cuts is bad for TLT right?
GDX looking good for a short
listen i'm just not gonna post in /bant/ haha
>>58429518Buy shares in firearms manufacturers
What the fuck is the email bullshit???>ACMR quarterlies tomorrowI'm sweating bullets for my chink shitstock. Either this email change outs me as a biggest retard ever who just rode the semi rush or a genius
>>58429641agreed
>>58429668Too much loli
META is a garbage stock
reminder, we are approaching the 'danger zone' in yields, where the closer we approach 5%, in either the 2 year, the 10 year, the more things will 'break' where unwinds will be forced to occur, where there will be forced selling reminder, we will continue to get inflationary data, which will force yields higherreminder, they tried to initiate a conflict in order to create a bid for bonds, failing to realize that it would make oil prices rise higher forcing inflation higher (forcing bond prices lower)
>>58429771just dont be in bonds, have some dry powder and dont get shaken out
>none of this affects MO
buy calls
>>58429801Decided to do a bit of slurping
my positions dump on open and then get slurped back up. not sure is it good or bad thing.
WHEN WILL BOOMERS ALL START DYINGI WANT A HOUSEI WANT AN ECONOMY BOOSTI WANT THEM TO STOP TAKING MY SOCIAL SECURITYSERIOUSLY HOW MANY MORE YEARS?
>>58429849just start squatting bro
>>58429861if the israeli's can do it, so can you!
>>58429874most are darkies in the videos on social media
>>58429891they squat professionally
i need a bull market so my positions go up
>>58429434nothing ever happens, im going to blast my face with a shotgun, im a retard that gets sidelined forever waiting for that crash but nothing ever happens unless mega black swan like covid, fucking dogshit trash faking fofkuf fukin fikan fakun fkafaokfakfiafkioakfikoifkiokfioaefokafoaeifiiiiiiiipop
>>58429771>that it would make oil prices rise higher forcing inflation higher (forcing bond prices lower)if inflation goes up, they need to raise the bond yields, which makes the bond prices go lowit the inflation starts lowering, they can lower bond yields, but this can make inflation go back up if they didn't keep rates high enoughif they keep rates high enough for too long, people cant pay mortgages, businesses cant pay debtso what the fuck is the outcome? how do we profit from this?so far theres no recesion at allmy theisis was pic related. just wait for shit to hit the fan, which would be confirmed by they being forced to lower rates, and capitulate into a hard landing, however, if no hard landing, then you will miss on mega gains as QE starts with no recesion, but this may strike back harder with higher inflationholy fuck wtf are you supposed todo. so far is just me lossing on gains sidelined. fuck probably when i go all in i will get dumped on by a confirmed recesoin. ufufckucfukc
oil is gonna pump like a fucking madman tomorrow. hope you're in
>>58430061commodities are too spooky4me.
End of day spy pump was nice.
>>58430197The entire April move until now has been one medium bear trap. Look at put call ratios. week is going to close with a green rocket
man i keep buying things that are looking decent i think and still get fucked. I know intels in a bad spot but the call really wasn't that bad and it fucking DRILLED. I really wasn't expecting such a massive drop. I've got EOY calls that were alreadylike 40% down and now it's gonna be even worse. fuck man
>>58426555>car is totaled and not worth fixing nor picking up from impoundThat sucks. Sell the car for scrap. At least then you'll have some liquid cash at the end of it all.>somehow not able to save money despite cutting back even more on my own spendingSounds like you need to re-balance your budget.>trying dating apps again and being reminded that these 3d women don't want someone like me.Dating apps are a wasteland and aren't worth the time imo. They fuck up a person's brain and distort both sexes view of reality.You gotta get off the phone and get out and socialize. Go out to bars, social events, whatever.At least those are my thoughts on your situation. I hope things get better for you anon. May God bless you and your stocks.
>>58428290>cheap electric car market already saturated to fuck with Chinese shit.Time to lobby for more Chinese tarrifs.
>>58429670>I'm sweating bullets for my chink shitstock.>Look over at /cmmg/ and /pmg/ and see gold soaring because of Chinese panic buyers.Anon...I'm sorry.
>META ai is bad and tanks the stock>GOOG ai is good and increases stock>ai is useful but the wool over the retail eyes
>>58430331>just go to the bar and bee yourself dudeyou people havent been in public in 10 years if youre giving this advice lmao
>>58430450get gud at woman or shut the fuck up. its not bad advice. have you not had sex in 10 years?
>>58430334Doesn't even matter, Chinese EVs aren't selling in the US anyway. Their target is the international market which Tesla is effectively priced out of.
Which one of you was this?!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBxLafuzaYo
>>58430471if i had a fulfilling sex life, or any life for that matter, i wouldnt be posting here, same as (you)
>The report showed that American consumers are still strong after years of hiring and wage growth. Spending on healthcare, insurance and other services continued to grow, the Commerce Department said. Spending is still strong on things people are forced to spend on. They don't really have an option. Not sure how this could be interpreted as a good thing.
>all i have is ranjeet-ransacked inflated tech stocksit is over for me...please help me niggas i dont want to die like this.
>>58430516>Our latest research finds that...>Inelastic demand is inelastic!>people are buying food so the market is booming!
Who here started reading SEED economics and is now a complete doomer like me?
>>58430523pdf link?
>>58430450>He can't be himself in public.Lmao at this man. Maybe if you didn't spend so much time shitposting so much on /biz/ and wallowing in your own self pity you'd actually get some bitches.>>58430474I've heard rumblings that the EU is considering Tariffs as well to protect their own domestic EVs. >>58430518Diversify your assets anon.>tfw a healthy mixture of Tech, Aerospace, and Industrials in my portfolioFeels good man.
>>58430538>aerospace and industrialsAerospace is self explanatory and easy to get into I guess since a lot of companies come to mind but what would you recommend for industries?
>>58430527>pdfhttps://surplusenergyeconomics.wordpress.com/
>>58423232Is it wise to keep money in sp500 or should one stay away from indices because of their heavy reliance on Mag 7. Also, today's PCE is going to be bad you know it. What puts are y'all putting.
>>58430670Global Indeces are less tech-heavy.
>>58430685>Global Indeces are less tech-heavy.Which do you recommend?
>>58430688ones fucking on essentials to life and not discretionary sectors
>>58430539Defense.The DoD and the US Government are trying to restart the US Arms industrial base.A large part of that Aid packages that just went through Congress was funding for US manufacturers to bring the US defense industry and supply chains away from one built for fighting the War on Terror to one that can go toe to toe with China as well as supply weapons for our overseas allies.It's going to require a large build out and the DoD is going to everyone and anyone large and small on US soil that can get them the shit they both need and will need.
when will the bullrun commence?
If I want to buy a house within a year, should I just liquidate almost all of my stocks just to be safe? Or could I at least throw it in SPHD or something like that "low volatility/high dividend"Or should I just leave it in robinhood and collect on the 5% interest?
IONQ going to double digits by the end of next week
>>58430945earnings play? chart looks bad
also have it on my watch list from first AI hype.
>>58430961To be honest, it's just my feminine intuition
>>58430923hard to say. maybe wait for a clear down turn before selling.
bang bang bang
made two buys but trying to get a good price so not filled yet.
my country blue chip stocks are such a joke
>>58431153yeah i dont even play mines market. too crabby
We are healing
Every time I enter a trade the market whipsaws me. What is this retarded shit?
NVDA will be all gas no brakes today
>>58431239Happens to me too. Must be a volatile time.
>8 posts since 9:30dead
>>58431254Channel 5 worldwide.>FUCK THE AUTHORITIES>WE DON'T FUCK WITH CUSTERS>5 IS THE BEST NUMBER
>>58431285I, for one, like this new comfy /biz/.
>>58431285>1pbtidkeep lurking. you may learn something! This is how a real stock market general makes decisions
>>58431117What are you trying to buy?
>Google up 10%AHAHAHAHA FINALLY!!
>>58431254some guy called for NVDA 880 eod and he called TSLA to 170 by friday on monday. Fuck it yolo otde calls
i need someone to talk me out of buying this juicy INTEL dipSOMEONE PLEASE TALK ME OUT OF IT AHHHHHHHHHH
thoughts on tesla? did he fire enough people to make this stock jump enough?
>>58431335It is baffling. AI saves GOOG but AI tanks META.
>>58431381why would you buy a piece of shit company? Join the NVDA wave into close today
>>58431400No one under 50 uses META, ai won't help
>>58431381Why do you think it's a good time to buy besides the boomer rationale that it's a brand that you recognize.
>>58429629I think this was a bad call. Exited short and bought calls to play a move into resistance at 36
>>58423232I doubled down on my intel calls
>>58431297>muh 1pbtidnice cope, your general dedicated to the entire stock market is slower than a general dedicated to FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>58431595
>>58431598>This is how a real stock market general makes decisions
>use rest of powder to go all in on my two picks>one goes up like 5% today
Honestly I'm buying the meta dipThere's a reason multiple congressmen put literal millions into it just before the tiktok ban
>>58431621Yup. The financials are superior and the shakeout was specifically so wall street could re enter at a good price. I am curious as to when GOOG will rug pull after the AI hype dies down for them. Their 10Q was miserable
>>58431598When is the MO buyback and what is the projected EV of the stock in the 4th quarter?
NVDA
>>58431746big ol green candle into close, come on
im up near 4% today and all im thinking is the imminent rug either by the closing bell or on monday.
>Been away from /biz/ past month >Board is actually usable nowFuck, this email shit actually did some good but I wish it lasted more than 24 hrs
God, I love the military industrial complex.
why are so many retards bearish on TSLA? this is some sci fi shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZbVlhTQMwwshow me any other brand doing this? you cant dumbassim buying 100 shares this monday, im not getting fudded again
>>58432279I think the issue is the face of the brand. Australia wants the man dead and the current administration would rather work with china than the guy who bought twitter to expose the deep state
>>58431832INTERNET IS NO LONGER FREE
>4 posts in 12 hoursdead fuck board
>>58432279self driving hinges on progress in machine vision and its been slowly going on for like a decade and there is still like a decade to go before its big and there is already competition in that space and tons of still unresolved legal and regulatory challenges so your returns after that wait will be mid. tesla as an auto manufacturer is not great.
>>58431639>GOOG will rug pull after the AI hype dies down for themi really wish i started investing last year when AI was just coming out. everything already doubled and now i have to worry about how much farther we can make it before investors start to realize that generative AI was way overhyped. nvda seems like its probably solid for a while since so many companies are going to be buying AI chips for a while, but as we get closer to realizing actual generative AI applications these companies at the end of the stream are going to stop being so valuable.
>>58432707you sound like typical naysayer. i was hearing it years ago when musk was doing reusable boosters. >there is still like a decade to goon regulatory, PR perspective maybe, but tech was already better than human drivers 3 years ago, not by much, but still. >generative AI was way overhypedno. as semi-layman I can see so many areas where AI can crawl itself into by simply smashing together what currently exists and it doesn't seem like the tech progress is stopping anytime soon. It's hamstringed by lack of actual data scientists who can create efficient code. Though, I will agree I'm not sure if there is market place for stricte AI companies. So many solutions are open-sourced, maybe corpos will settle on their own R&D instead of outsourcing to the specialized firms.
good friday.
loaded a big fat bag of intel on friday, they didn't do anything ai related yet, once they announce or do something big it's an easy $50 stock.
>>58429480>UUUU announces earnings report date to be 3rd may
i boughted more after open and the market pumped nicely to close. if line keeps going up ill be a happy wolf of wall street.
someone bake this bread is getting stale
>>58432888auto sage is 310, you should be able to get 15 posts in about 3 days
fresh bread: >>58432982
