>gf says "our Bitcoin"
Too bad my dad owns the seedphrase and he lives overseas out of reach of the local government :)
>>58427971Read only wallet on my phone of course.
>>58427969>gfStop capping
>dad asks how're them bitcorns doing
>having a gfGive her to me
>>58427969>gf>yousure cuck stop the fucking cap retard, no way your ass pulled a baddieplus bitcoin? ONLY bitcoin? bro did your mother give birth to you standing up so your head plastered against the concrete and gave you 5 types of mental retardation? YOU NEED TO HAVE VARIETY. A bit of BTC is ok, but also memecoins, alts, AI coins like AGRS$. no wonder not a single one of you tards never make itthats literally the solution i made a 40% profit this month doing that and discarding what didn't workUSE YOUR BRAIN
>>58428809Aren't you being a bit too mean?
>>58428811I'M NOT BEING MEAN ENOUGH.
>>58427969gf said my MUMU is my MUMU and her salary is her salary, so it's a win/win situation
Jokes on you, bitcoin is my wife
>>58427969>mom asks if i can sell some satoshisync's BRC20s to do grocery
>>58427969I get the feeling but that wont ever happen cuz I have no gf and not much on btc, but I would be scared shitless if grandma came and said "our $lrds"
>>58428987lol, literally my wife yesterday, "can you sell some bitcoinz to go shopping, just one coin dont be greedy" I'm seriously thinking bout divorce
>>58429678your grandma talking about blocklords would be the biggest normie redflag ever
>>58429678>>58429685normie granda talks about gamingweb3 gamingcryptogranda is one of the horsemen of the cryptoapocalypse
>>58429678>that wont ever happenyou jinxed yourself bro
>>58427969>he told his gf about his bitcoin
>>58427975Getting a girl nowadays is not really hard or anything only the incels that are 2/10's looking to hook up with 9/10 instagram super models say girls don't want to be serious anymore.Look out for chubby nerdy girls with glasses, idiots.
>>58427969>letting them know about your investment choices
>>58428956Bitcoin is such a broad. Owned by everyone and traded around. Whore!
>>58427979>are you winning son?
>>58428809>>58428811He's trying too hard to fit in. That's why it feels corny.No feedback btw.
>>58427971a real shame no one in my """family""" is chill like this and living overseas. being born in a trashy family truly is the biggest fuck you god could ever provide.
>>58428809poorfags always give the %, never the $.
>>58427969considering how dating is nowadays I think I would leave all my savings to my mom, or even my dog. sharing profits with the person you love sounds nice but not so much in the long run, plus I don't want that person to make fun of me because I have a retardio bag lmao
