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Dell Wins Everything, edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previously on /smg/: >>60923593
>>
>Give Robinhood 100k
>Get 1 stock
Klarnachads keep winning
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>>60925115
Oh ok no cute girl then.
No problem anon but it would have been cool tho
Haha ok
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ORCL is the next big thing. This sis now ORCL general
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UAMY sisters, are we all buying jets or yachts first?
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I DON'T NEED GOLD TO BE GREEN
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>>60925130
I explained in the last thread why it is a bad idea.
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Is buying a pizza using monthly installments really worth this much?
What happens to Klarna if people just, stop with their payments? Would retards still have to pay off that $8000 loan for Pokemon cards if Klarna goes bankrupt?
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>>60925128
I got 15 after requesting 30. You're probably just flagged as a dirty FLIPPER in their system.
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I bought the Games Workshop top and the Warhammer franchise is probably going to collapse now. Just giving you a heads up.
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i want to die
damn was really looking forward to eating today too but now i can't
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Scam Kikemans Coreweave announces some bullshit VC arm and the valuation jumps 20%. Of course it is announced when their main competitor actually throws their cock on the table and shows real upcoming revenue growth.
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>NXGL
more like nigs gel, lube for getting raped by nigger jews
>>
This price action is pissing me off
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>>60925162
>Warhammer

What's going on, QRD?
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>>60925186
Infiltrated by troons
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>another violently green day in the face of overdoomed nothingburger news
yet another daily reminder that no one on /biz/ or /smg/ has any money or clue as to what the fuck they're talking about
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>>60925153
I'm wondering the same about those whites that randomly lynched blacks.
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>>60925191
1929 2.0 is coming any day now
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>>60925191
+0,3% with that inflation is actually a red day
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Klarna is going to the pennies in a month
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>>60925186
It's one of the strongest franchises in my opinion and Games Workshop still only makes very little money with franchising and online. There could be tons and tons of shows, games etc that play in the Warhammer universe.
But I bought so it's collapsing.
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>>60925159
People are retards. Look at how much those pay day loan places make.
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$open mammies, not like this plz
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casino is open, money to be made
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>>60925128
I went from 1 on bullish to 15 on Klarna maybe it has to do something with flipping like the anon said because I held it this entire way.
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>>60925115
I want to buy but most of my portfolio is green
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>>60925192
>randomly
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Dell is a $200 stock in March of 2026, yet no believes me. How can I profit from this? Oh wait I have already...lol
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>>60925166
>poor people gambling with their life savings
You shouldnt be here.
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>>60925192
It was never random. They were lynched for their crimes. Many Whites were also lynched for their crimes btw.
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I just invested $100,000 in VOO

I asked about this a month ago and people said not to do it and I lost a lot of profit potential because of them.
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>>60925244
A good idea with next weeks rate cut.
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>>60925232
What on earth makes you think Dell is a $200 dollar stock? I give it a generous projection of $140 by march based off the charts. You think it can just keep climbing like that with no significant pullback? Whats your theory based on besides hope?
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>>60924983
>>60924974
DON'T RELAX
AROUND NEGROES
YEAH
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>>60925159
Someone said in one of these threads that most klarners are upper income. If that's actually true, it's valuable debt.
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>>60925250
When have rate cuts been bullish
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>>60925214
They still suffer from being geared towards adults. If you want to sell miniatures, toys, games, and shows, you need to be at least PG-13, but that sacrifices half of what people like about 40K.
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>>60925244
>the day before jewish christmas
kek gigatop confirmed
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>NVDA inflating revenue by selling to partners and buying them back
>Large caps up 40% with double miss earnings
>Crypto treasury companies going 1000%+ after announcing crypto purchases
>Weekly IPO from mediocre companies
Surely this is the top
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>>60925253
Am I going to hell for posting things like this despite being fully aware of the context?
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>>60925192
>randomly
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 3/5ths.
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>>60925244
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>>60925251
P/E multiple and forward earnings. Not sure how you came to 140 given analyst say at least 155.
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>>60925258
Only when they exist as rumors.
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>>60925273
Also it just pulled back to 118 and I was telling everyone to buy. I couldn't cause I was all in.
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>>60925273
>analyst say
Finance bros are worse than /smg/
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Its over for peelon
Time to short tesla
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>>60925166
>not my heckin 60 dollarinos
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Is this the worst portfolio you have ever seen?
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>>60925273
>analysts say at least 155
And anal-cysts are always right, of course. Like i said, a generous 140. It very well could still be around the price its at now by march. Dont get your hopes up.
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>>60925280
Better than anons made up 140 number. But hey I think the analysts are wrong myself. Or they would say it is worth 200 a share.
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>>60925159
>>60925257
Looking into it more, it was probably an exaggeration. I still find it dubious why they couldn't just use a credit card they pay off every month. I guess I will disregard that.

>Data indicates that buy-now, pay-later (BNPL) services, including Klarna, are being used by shoppers across all income brackets. For instance, a 2025 PYMNTS.com report notes that affluent shoppers (earning over $100,000 annually) are a significant and growing segment of BNPL users.
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Do people even remember what happened on September 11th 2001?
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>>60925270
We're all going to hell anyway
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Oracle rises 40% on guidance that it will capture cloud market to a large extent but it doesn't affect the valuation of the current dominant cloud providers at all. How niggerbrained do you have to be to believe in efficient market theory?
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>>60925307
>doesn't affect the valuation of the current dominant cloud providers
Amazon is having a pretty bad day
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>>60925307
People buy magic beans. Nothing efficient about that.
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>>60925271
>>60925229

>>60925240
Why would blacks care about whites killing each other?
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>>60925302
It has been 24 years. I care about it as much as Pearl Harbor.
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So, Who is ORCLMAXXING today?
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>>60925292
>GAMB when EVO.ST exists
ngmi
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>>60925302
Yes, I was like 4 years old. That day I was sleeping my naptime with my kindergarden gf while hugging
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oh fuck off of course SPY dumps back to yesterday’s endpoint after i panicsell all puts this morning
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>>60925298
Its not made up. Ive been following and swinging Dell for years, kid. I just did a projection and cross referenced it with chatgpt and we both came up with an average of 140 by march in a best case scenario. Youre absolutely off your nut if you think dell could be 200 by next year with no major catalysts. Most of retail doesnt even use Dell computers.
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>>60925308
Amazon has been shit for a while, but Microsoft is trucking along fine.
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>>60925324
Dell was $142 a month ago, so...
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These are weekly dividends. That sounds like scam, like ponzi scheme. What is the catch?
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>>60925312
Emmett Till was not falsely accused. His father was a rapist that was sent to war as an alternative to jail where he then proceeded to rape again. He taught his son his ideals.

Till grabbed her, that's a fact. Since you start off with that worthless falsehood, not going to bother with the rest of the garbage.

Whites are harmed and killed by blacks at a much higher rate than the opposite. Why should Whites care what blacks think about?
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>>60925302
We will never forget what (((they))) did
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>OpenAI, Oracle Sign $300 Bln Computing Deal, Among Biggest In History –
@WSJ


MSFT just dumped OpenAI for Anthropic. So.. is that some made up number like the 500 billion.. Wait.. is this the 500 billion from vidrel?

https://youtu.be/6A6ugvydgXQ?si=sWCZuPNxIudujd08
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>>60925299
>Sw*des
>Europeans
>Affluent
>>
WTF! I thought about leaving my 50% Cash in Oracle at monday...

Fuck! That would have been such s comeback
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>>60925324
I work in a gov research institute and all our computers are and will be from dell
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>>60925335
I don't care about your revisionist mumbojumbo.
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>>60925312
>12 blacks may have been unfairly lynched in the last hundred years
Oh, no, the horror. Im so shocked. How could this have happened. Racism must be stopped.


>daily reminder we offered free boat rides to let them go the fuck back home and they all refused
So I could care less.
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>>60925346
Ironically, your screenshot is entirely revisionist garbage.
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13 years to break even
Just imagine
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>>60925334
the catch is that the etf price goes down a lot as it pays you divs
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>>60925344
At this Point i go all in xrp...
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>>60925345
I said retail. As in the average consumer. Not mega corporations. And imagine if a competitor came in with better and cheaper computers than dell for the workplace? Your little projection of 200 would be off by... 200.
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UVIX wont go up.
Does it have terrible NAV errosion and contango?
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>>60925337
what's even the point of building such a tall ugly tower, let alone two?
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What do we think about AMD at this price?
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>>60925361
So now it is going to zero? Making $7 a share earnings, right now? You just trolling kid.
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>>60925329
And then gapped down massively. Thats not a good thing.
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>>60925337
you do realise that there was an attempted terrorist attack on the wtc in the early 90's, right?
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WTF WERE ALMOPST NEGATIVE. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BULLISH DAY
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Is there any reason an ELN ETF should preform differently from a covered call ETF? Both will probably look similar right, high income with principal eroding slowly
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>>60925337
My favorite anecdote about Silvertein is that he doubled the insurance payout some months before the attack to those 3.5b, then tried to double the amount again but the insurance companies thought it was ridiculous and after the attacks he sued the insurance company saying that every plane counted as a different attack and therefore he deserved to be paid twice.
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>>60925370
Overpriced. And don’t have pricing power as NVDA, and pair trade should be long NVDA/short AMD.
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>>60925354
>13 years
not really. most people dca
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>>60925378
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'VE HAD 3 YEARS OF BULLISH DAYS
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>>60925352
Yeah, I don't think so.

>>60925350
If you read, it says there were also 300 other blacks killed in riots etc. So, no it was more people. Add to that slavery prior to that. Segregation etc.

You offering them ships back is no freecard
>Go back to where we brought you from or we'll treat you bad after treating you bad
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>>60925371
You can put your life savings in Dell if you want kid, Im just telling you that 200 by march is massively unrealistic. But go ahead and buy some calls bud.
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Can't believe the world's richest man is the founder of Oracle. This is the worst timeline. I work in IT and despise Oracle with a deep passion.
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>>60925361
There are definitely better and cheaper computers than dell’s already. Most of them come with the equipment we purchase so we don’t have control over it. But yeah we are not retail sorry for that
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>>60925370
there's no reason for AMD to be above 100
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>>60925391
I read the second garbage for you.
>ummm... well... he confessed... but that doesn't mean he did it!!!!
Revisionist DEI garbage.
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>>60925366
All leveraged etns naturally go to zero over time. And the vix also always goes down. Going short on long leveraged vix etns is literally free money over time. Just don't hold short term puts and/or have margin heavy shorts in case it spikes randomly and you will never ever lose
T. Tvix bag holder for years until I chose to make money
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>>60925398
>intelectually disabled
>coerced
Did you read past that or are you and him more alike than previously thought?
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>>60925392
>You can put your life savings in Dell if you want kid
I have done that already.
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oh my god i panic sold a 9/11 $651p this morning and now SPY has the audacity to dump to $651. fucking christ i hate this god damn market. should’ve been retarded and bought multiple $594p around noon
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>>60925391
>its revisionist garbage
>>nuh uh
Shut up, you idiot. Blacks are indefensible. We've spent trillions on the black community in the last 100 years and theyve only gotten worse since their population has continued to climb. People are getting tired of them, and its only a matter of time before the lynchings start up again.
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>>60925405
>coerced
No evidence of coercion.
>intellectually disabled
I don't care. Kill that murder rapist.
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>>60925406
Enjoy your +13% gains by march. Not too bad.
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>>60925409
You see, that's why I also don't care that you kill each other.
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>>60925396
It's gonna go to 1000 THO, chud.
>>
THE URGE TO GO ALL CASH
IS RISING
>>
Reminder that the S&P is still at 5900 if you take into account currency debasement.
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>>60925115
>Dell Wins Everything, edition
what?? i sold my dell for google shares, they were slowly dumping when i bought, the fuck are they doing now?
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>>60925419
I'm playing call options. Already made more than that last week.
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>>60925438
Well they peaked at $127. Hoping $129 by Friday.
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>>60925435
Gold futures are up 38% YTD, that's insane.
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What is happening to ORCL? What was that whick?
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>>60925367
So they could complete their Freemasonic ritual and implement new world order security measures in a post 2001 world - Joachim & Boaz

>>60925377
Oy vey goyim it’s just a minor correlation that all the airlines were shorted by hedge funds, beepers were sent to Israelis working at WTC prior to the attacks, Israeli “art students” had full access to the floors that were supposed to be under renovation, an “E-Team” lit up the floors right near where the planes hit, dancing Israelis were found all over NYC celebrating the attacks - all a minor coincidence goy
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>Bloomberg and CNBC stacys laughing at klarnigger's soft IPO candle
It's joever...
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>>60925393
Elon needs to release the Xitter kraken to get it back, people can cry about it. Preferably buy 50 million Vine coin then give us both Vine Archives and called AI Video Vine and I can make a 100x on my bags…
>>
step aside, genius passing through
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>>60925460
Sorry to clarify this I mean he should make Twitter a stock. His shares would be worth like 50 billion dollars right there.
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tesla sisters it's so over
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>>60925453
unfortunately there's no way to find out
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>>60925393
Curious as to why oracle is so deeply evil in IT and big data
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>>60925453
Profit taking before we get sour hour and all 3 indexes turn red before close just to pump after a cooked CPI tomorrow morning
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>>60925449
Line go up!
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>Oracle stock just increased by 100$
Huh
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>>60925460
Nah, xitter only has the valuation it does because it's private. Much easier to manipulate the valuation that way. Could probably get more retail hype with SpaceX.
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>>60925470
How about this for one?

https://youtu.be/oC_iBlj3me4?si=P8QuhoN0mbcbOaBV
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>>60925334
Go to the dividend channel calculator and compare them against indexes. Then consider whether current income (or in an investment environment, the flexibility to buy other shares instead of selling current shares) is a better choice. Xdte/qdte/kgld as a base payment for DCAing into more traditional assets could make sense for you, especially if you're worried about losing other income in the near to mid future
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>>60925424
You see, that's why I also don't care that blacks kill each other. I also don't care what they think. Because they kill Whites at massively higher rates and for arbitrary reasons. Because they stand up in support for their murderrapists. They donate $600k to them for murder.
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>>60925337
Sorry you don’t understand social game, you’re probably one of those big brother fans who only respects *throw up in mouth a bit* challenge wins. He took the risks, paid the right people and did the patriotic thing for his country killing only the scum of the earth to do it. You couldn’t even in your wildest dreams do what Silverstein did.
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>>60925313
Honestly Building WTC 7 being announced as being destroyed half an hour before it happened should be enough evidence for people
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>>60925408
what do you get, when you feed a million starving africans?
4 million starving africans.

>>60925449
gold is always a good investment to hold cash when you dont know what to invest in.
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I got some dollarydoos to play with

Whats the next stock to gigapump?
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Anyone playing KR earnings? They're getting beat down but it'll pop.
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>>60925498
But you're happily using the statistics
>that's why I also don't care that blacks kill each other.
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Where did oracle succeed where palantir failed
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>>60925545
They just made up a claim that they're going to get all of the extra market, bro, trust me
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the aggravating thing about losing money on puts is if I were to have bought them today instead of yesterday, I would be in profit :/
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>mfw Elon has his next inevitable public mental breakdown
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Crawl to flat is the most annoying trading session pattern ever.
I'd rather be dumped on from the first hour.
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>>60925525
I was until i sold this morning cuz it was going down
fuckin things going back up now great
grok isnt too hot on it
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, GO UP YOU SLUT
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I bought it
This time tomorrow I'm either rich or hang myself
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Anyone else tried scalping options? Is it a good strategy?
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>>60925518
synopsys xx
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>>60925556
i cant wait, he's getting red pilled on every subject at mach speed these days. He's addicted to his own platform lol.
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>>60925573
good strategy to go fucking broke
mad I sold puts at a loss this morning only for SPY to dump two hours before close
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>monday
green day
>tuesday
green day
>wednesday (wtih an hour to go)
green day

so is tomorrow going to be horrifyingly red?
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>>60925583
ORCL still has at least x6 gains from here
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>>60925215
>hurr durr my unsecured loans
Nothing has convinced me of how retarded biz is as the hate klarna is getting. You may hate what the existence of such a company represents, and I share that sentiment, but they are going to make money hand over fist.
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>>60925573
lol no
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>>60925232
>weekly candles can only be green
in clown world perhaps
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if tomorrow is green im fucking self liquidating and removing myself from the stock market

t. brokeass bear
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>>60925578
Why did you even buy puts though? Did you do TA to reach that conclusion?
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The monkeys in the forest. Why are they quiet? Why are the monkeys not fapping? Why are the monkeys not flinging poo? Where is the tiger?
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son of a bitch, I was eyeballing TSLA 9/12 $350p but didn’t buy because i lose every time forever on tesla options
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>>60925604
SPY was near all time highs by close.
bought puts thinking the goddamn ppi report would tank the market for at least a little bit on open. i was very wrong
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>>60925302
I do.
Saw most of it live on CNN international.
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>>60925518

GRRR & GAMB are high risk high reward potential short term doubles
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jesus fucking christ a liberal just assassinated charlie kirk while he was talking about gang violence
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>>60925619
WEW
E
W
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>>60925619
Is his forehead okay?
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>>60925619
Did he miss his forehead?
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>>60925619
How is this relevant news for /smg/?
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>WARNING
CHARLIE KIRK SHOT AT SPEECH
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>>60925619
>>60925623
Holy fuck look at the vids
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1757530371950271.webm
https://x.com/Non_user87/status/1965845782671798684
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>>60925612
It's ok Michael
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I DONT KNOW, who the fuck is CHARLIE KIRK but apparently, he's beeen shot deader than dead???
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>>60925628
>>60925632
>>60925633
>>>/pol/515342939
I think political instability in America is very fucking relevant to the stock market holy fuck
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>>60925619
>A fucking old boomer shot him

LMAO
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South Park did this.
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>KLARNIGGER CHARGES STAGE AND SHOOTS CHARLIE KIRK
ITS HAPPENING
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>>60925619
Neither maga nor liberals liked him
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>>60925644
>>60925637
I guess now he knows how it feels like to be snipered by IDF.
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>>60925644
>>60925637
Grifters are scum of the earth
They are annoying whiny niggers who are literally paid to astroturf thought by big shadow money
No simpy for a waste of oxygen who contributed nothing to society
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>>60925619

He got shot AT not killed
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Right on cue liberals are on Twatter saying "errrm maybe he shouldn't have been a hateful fascist then"
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>crab into red
reeeeeeeeeee
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>>60925619
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>>60925665
I don't think he's gonna make it bro, unless they had some flex tape and gallons of blood right there and then.
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>Charlie Kirk gets shot
>TSLA craters immediately
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>>60925665
He got shot in his neck
You have like 8 to 10 seconds to secure the wound or else you die from blood loss
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>>60925667
kill me, I should have kept my 9/11 $651p SPY
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>>60925619
Also got dam that blood splurt from his neck, wew lad
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>>60925619
not to be callous and RIP to the lad
will this make weapons stocks soar as republicans get all scared and stuff?

happened during the george floyd riots
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>>60925644
>>60925619
>>60925633
>How is this relevant news for /smg/?
THE MARKET IS DUMPING
>but huuuuur duuuuur this is off topic
GET FUCKED
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>>60925674
What are you gonna do, eat gold and silver? If that was the case, why is there cutlery made of silver and gold? Eat silver with silver?
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>>60925619
SELL SELL SELL
GET OUT OF THE MARKET
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>>60925691
Well actually POWW's pumping a little
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Are we gonna get a civil war?
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>>60925691
Republicans are anti 2nd amendment since the church shootingW
which is now turning things on it's head as the NRA now steps in the defend trans people

You cant say
>Well lets take away a bill of rights for 1 super minority cause uhhh
You either allow all or none
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>>60925691
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>>60925674
I bought an otm call on CPER
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>>60925691
SWBI also
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>>60925699
Good luck eating those stocks, faggot. At least I can carry my metals with me during the breakdown of civil order.
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>>60925709
And actually, trannies are the most militant. And the 2nd amendment speaks of a militia. So they should have special rights. At least they look like they'd use it for its purpose.
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the one fucking time i decide not to TSLA put the stock fucking dumps
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>>60925717
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>>60925716
I have 1million contracts of wheat and livestocks, with physical delivery.
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TIME TO FUCKING ARM YOURSELVES AND BUY SMITH AND WESSON SWBI ASAP!!!
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I can't even feel exultant at how much money I made today. I still feel a bit puzzled. How can the stock be through the roof but neither their P/E or their PE/G have budged at all?
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>>60925619
lol
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I just sold UVIX for break even because this God damn gay nigger market never goes down.
Probably new highs again tomorrow.
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>>60925731
Go back
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>>60925728
Yahoo says 75, so not uptodate? I saw it at 55 yesterday preopen today.
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would be cool to have a thread like /smg/ but without all the pol-tards
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>random shooting just saved my puts
This is why I fucking love this casino.
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>>60925754
/pol/ rapefugees compulsively rape every thread on every board
they can't help it
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>>60925707
>>60925711
>>60925714
damn
you americans are evil fr fr
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wish it was real money
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We've edged these bears enough, time to put them back in their cages. Pump final 30min
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>>60925754
>>60925761
/biz/ is, has always been, and always will be the financial of arm of /pol/. If you don't like it, you can fuck off back to plebbit where you belong.
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>Buy 100k worth of VOO
>Market immediately dumps

okay
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Holy shit I cant believe Kirk got merc'd. He may have been a pro-zionist kike shill but at least he was staunchly conservative. Cant wait to see if it was a tranny or some other deranged liberal
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>>60925708
>Are we gonna get a civil war?
No we too fat.
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>>60925779
i've been here longer than you, tourist
i lost money gambling on VIX during the 2016 election
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>>60925782
Same. Every single time without fail
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>>60925708
I sure hope so. I have $28K more to bulk-buy ammo that I didn't have yesterday.
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Finally a happening but it's not enough to knock this gay nigger market down.
Wall Street doesn't give a fuck about Charlie Kirk.
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SNPS slurpable? Is this co a piece of shit?
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>>60925788
I was on /biz/ since day 1 when Moot created it in 2013, and I've been on 4chan since 2012. Fuck off, poser. /biz/ is the financial arm of /pol/
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>>60925128
$KLAR is still cheap.
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>>60925828
>I've been on 4chan since 2012
newfag lmao
i've been here since 2009
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>>60925842
Okay
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>>60925843
You're not a /biz/ originalfag, though.
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I've been on 4chan since 2006 and was here at /biz/'s inception. I was in the original /smg/ Discord before leaving for whatever reason.

I really should have more money by this point.
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Triple bearish engulfing candle on COST.
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I have been on 4chan since 2007
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tell myself 10m ago to buy an SPX 6525c
holy shit
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should have bought RGR and SWBI
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wtfwt?!
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I held my calls too long, went deep red, they got auto-liquidated at 3:30, and then they started going back up.
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uuraf?
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fucking shit n piss follow the god damn trend why the fuck are you pumping and killing my puts fuck off
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>>60925861
I've been on 4chin since 2007 but instead of getting better at finance and investing, or getting in on crypto early, I spent the majority of my time until 2020 just shitposting
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>>60925637
Is he okay?!
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>>60925866
>I have been on 4chan since 2007
I swear half the site was banned for just talking about Boxxy back in the day!
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>>60925893
I intended to buy ETH when it was $10 but forgot.
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>>60925900
People used to make fake porn of this random girl
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>>60925803
>GAMB down 2% doday
>GRRR down 4%

not a great day for you lad, aye?
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What cmpany will now pump 50% after close on made up projections?
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
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>>60925872
you can buy puts for when they dump later
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>>60925893
It's really only this year that I got my shit together. I don't have as much as some people here, but I have a house and a nice car and 0 debt. I live pretty well, considering.
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>>60925908
Crabbed 0.03% up today, Bobo btfo again but could take his revenge tomorrow
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>>60925908
raped by puts. -10%. may sell off UVIX tomorrow if there’s another pump. fuck this gay market.
t. bear
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>he fell for the charlie kirk dump and pump
NGMI
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>buy NVDA at 180
>Sell at 168
>it immediately jumps back up

J U S T
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>>60925902
When I first heard about Bitcoin in 2010 or however long ago it was I wrote it off as an internet funny money scam (and maybe it is, but one you can profit from)
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>>60925908
Today: +1.38%
This Week: +2.43%
This Month: +3.01%
This Year: -32.08%

alright i guess
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>>60925908
-.58%
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>>60925908
good day, +3.4%
9/19 180 short nigvidia calls in danger, 190 are safe tho
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>>60925908
+1.7%
I woke up before market closed for a change so I market sold some bags.
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>>60925908
+1.9%
Week: +2.75%
Full on metal miners so far but today I added SNPS, KR, RBRK
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what if there was a giga crash like 50% or more like there has been in the past? would they pull jewish tricks on people that made insane money with leverage shorting or would they just let the wealth redistribution happen
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On a scale of some hostess on a CNN morning show to Joe Rogan, how relevant is that guy who got shot supposed to be?
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>>60925619
is this bullish or bearish for PLTR?
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>>60925936
this literally already happened THIS YEAR you dumb gay bear
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>>60925904

It never is sir :)

Also bought GCT & MDA which are now down 4% & 7% respectively.

If I'm not profitable by Jan I'm going to kms.
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hey what the fuck is going on with MCTR? it’s up 38% on the week
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>>60925938
Grifter who had Trump's ear
Only difference between him is he could draw a crowd from a college campus cause he was a real person in the US and not an indian or a paki on twitter
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>>60925843
Been here since Mai HiME was airing. You're all newfags to me.
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>>60925917
Should be up 2.1% since Friday's close, not quite sure since fidelity shows divvies in a kinda funny way
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>>60925950
I kneel...
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>>60925950
being an adult woman fetishist is worse than being a newfag
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>>60925941
but that was nothing compared to the great historic wipeouts
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>>60925950
I been here so long I remember how much suffering it was loading up all the pictures on this site with dial up, so I stuck mostly with totse.
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>>60925944
what possessed you to jump on GAMB in the first place?
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Why does Gen Z have so many losers like this? My niggah literally has a lottery ticket and is gonna fuck it all up.
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>>60925968
>10k in the bank
retard, that’s nowhere near enough money
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>>60925968
He could daytrade from Thailand and live like a king.
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>>60925950
>My-Hime
I love Carol-Anne Day so much
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>>60925972
You’ll literally be sleep deprived and hr has too little capital.
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>>60925968
There was a YouTube I was watching that said you need like 300k, but I can't remember what Asian country that was.
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>>60925908
Oh forgot. +4.8% and up like 2.6% for the week thanks to AVGO recovering from yesterday
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>>60925978
You're right that he doesn't really have enough capital but I don't think the time would be an issue, if he had more capital. I can make $100 in 5 minutes with very little capital, I just get fucked because I get greedy.
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The old guy they detained might not have been the shooter.
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>>60925968
The US is dogshit, I'd also not switch places. At best I'd go to Australia.

t. EU
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>the old guy with mormon underwear isnt the shooter
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>>60925978
NASDAQ is going 24/5. we're all going to be sleep deprived, no matter which time zone
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>>60925162
Maybe consider that you should have shorted, instead of letting hype and dopamine influence your purchase, unless you saw this top as a breakthrough into a new stable market for the option
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>>60925261
What are you talking about? 40k's main demographic is teenage boys. Most of their sales are middle-aged women (buying for their sons).
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glowie sniper that got away.
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So wtf do I do with this one share of KLAR?
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>>60926001
use it as collateral to finance a mcdouble
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>>60926001
Why did you buy KLAR? We told you it was a shit company. The fact it barely pumped on day 1 is a huge red flag. Sell while you can still get your money back.
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I used to follow pre and post market trading like crazy, now just ignore, much more healthy to ignore
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>>60925986
Thailand dog shit too, the only good thing there are the whores. My dude is literally gonna sack his earning potential for nothing. I know a fair bid of expats who regretted teaching english lmao.
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>>60926004
kek
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>>60925128
And what happens if you sell that 1 share? Banned from IPO's? Kek what a terrible trade.
>here's your 1 share goy, no selling for a whole month
Bruh 1 share? Why would I even keep it? I'd rather just sell it at that point.

Is there any point if their lotto just gives 1 share to everyone? See:
>>60923638
>requested 115, got 1
>>60923771
request 100+, got 1

>>60924882
>>60924984
Kek, congrats.
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I just opened by internet and WTF larry ellison earned 70 billio today? Why did oracle skyrocket?
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>>60926001
Sell it at $50 or wait when it goes below $40 after lock up expires.
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All this talk of prayers made wonder. Do you guys ever pray for the market to move a certain way?
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>>60926012
cloud AI deals.
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>>60925583
Any news on why palantir raised so high, did they maybe release a product or something, that dip doesn't imply collapse, that's from people who bought low, selling as it reached this large high, so it's maybe still worth it to watch to consider investing
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>>60926007
I just check pre-market for stocks gapping up, if there's anything interesting
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>>60926020
>why palantir raised so high
it's the new TSLA
like TSLA, it doesn't need a reason to pump
there was a guy in here a couple weeks ago saying anyone who doesn't buy PLTR at the all time high is a retard who hates making money
that's the type of person making a stock at 500+ P/E pump
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>>60926016
You are supposed to pray for others, not yourself.
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>>60926016
the market gods seek only to inflict max pain, not grant wishes
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>>60926025
Maybe we can set up a discord where the bulls pray for the bears and vice versa.
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>>60926027
There has to people out there that made money for just dumb luck. Oh it's 1989, I should but this Microsoft thing...lol
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>>60926033
There's that guy from Wallstreetbets who was about to start a hedge fund and then lost all his gains because he wasn't actually a genius trader but instead a degenerate gambler who got lucky.
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>>60926020
it's an AI company with no competitors. how much is that worth?
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>>60926040
3.5 (trillion) dollars
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>>60925968
haha who the hell even hires these rapist "english teachers"
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>>60925936
My speculation is that of their is going to be a crash, it'll maybe be in October around the 6th, just an fyi, if you were asking
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>>60926020
it's a new paradigm.
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>>60925941
Not a bear but does SPY bottoming out at -19% from its top in a historically bad month count as a crash?
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>>60925908
I made 63$ today :DDD
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>>60926040
They probably have like a dozen competitors

Chatgpt and open.ai
Grok and x
Gemini and google

So theirs got to be a reason, like maybe a product, or a contract with the military, like I saw a couple of months ago
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>>60926056
>going to be a crash
why? evything is chugging along and AI is still booming.
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>>60926070
none of them compete with Palantir. it's not a chat bot
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>>60925908
+1.06%
Feels goodman
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MSTR long term yes or no?
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>>60925908
+9.93% with calls
>He doesn't know how to scalp contrarian moves to the trend of the day
NGMI senpai
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>>60926084
>60926084
I guess AI can't understand when it is supposed to use wet hair.
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>>60925861
Are you rich at least?
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>>60925681

My bad, I thought the bullet just scraped his dome.
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>>60926076
Open.ai isn't the chatbot itself, it's the company that produces the chatbot, they may have nonpublic sponsorships, contracts, or partnerships, that you wouldn't know about, unless you were an insider
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>>60925681
>8 to 10 seconds to secure the wound
it blew a hole in his juglar and there was no way to save that, did you not see the blood pouring out? They delayed the death announcement until they could notify his wife.
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>>60926072
From my economic analysis, gold is at a high(think "actual money", and not something like the us dollar), and oil, though its in a valley(which may be a signaler of economic downturn), is still to high to say that it's survivable for the average American, with prices at the pump being at 4.12 on average, and highs at like $5.00
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>futures
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>>60925754

Theres a lot of topics that are politically aligned. Youre just crying because people disagree with you.
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>>60925991
It wasn't a hype decision. I was aware that GW had a stock for a long time now but never bought. Now I thought I'd finally start accumulating because as I said I think it has huge potential. Also I hold the stock not an option.
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>>60926131
no I'm not, the constant crying about various ethnicities that you don't like is tiresome and doesn't help us to trade better, there is a whole board dedicated for those discussions
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Short Amerisharts. Long Chinachads.
America is going into a civil war.
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>>60926109
I'm one of the wealthier people I know, but at the same time compared to people on the Internet I'm poor.
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>>60926156
america civil war
china and yurop collapsing
go long on india sarr
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>>60926164
India is such a shithole that more than half of their population doesn't want to be indian
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markets are saying civil war
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>>60926113
if they had contracts to provide business intelligence, data analysis, counter-intelligence, everyone would know about it.
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>>60926181
>civil war
very profitable
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Dude got glowied by a marksman
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>>60926210
mossad didnt like his recent turn away from blind support
bullish for intel and other israeli corps
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buy the dip?
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>>60926220
too soon
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>>60926220
>2%
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>>60926238
We can rebuild him...
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>>60926238
They're gonna get an AI Charlie to run
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Not even making this shit up oracle somwhow occured to me in a dream a few days ago. Shit i shouldve taken the clue. If i get a company in a dream ill let you guys know.
Also do you guys remember Super Micro computer. Wtf happenedwith those guys? It seemed like they had trillion dollar potential
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This was supposed to be Larry Ellison's big day.
You've got to feel for him.
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>>60925803
Turns out that was the wrong guy
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>>60926246
You mean Kirks death usurped what would be breaking news?
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every day they are stealing my shekels
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>>60926246
There was a school shooting going on the same time this guy got glowied
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>>60926274
>>60926274
>>60926274
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>>60926256
its your fault for being a bobo
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>>60926260
Another Republican white flag to try and take our guns away. Disgusting really. Buy spy
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>>60926220
My speculations for this charts are that it won't return to it's previous high, and that it's maybe a mistake to consider buying into this market movement, instead consider watching, and looking for further loss, and maybe even a shorting opportunity



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