WAR WITH IRAN edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious thread>>61875200
i put in an order to sell everything at open then cancelled it
>Gold is so expensive people wont even buy it anymorehttps://x.com/OhayoMybrother/status/2024729813718880759
iran war play getin getin getin
>Nvidia, $NVDA, is finalizing a $30 billion investment in OpenAI that will replace the previously announced $100 billion deal, per FTLmao the AI money already drying up?
>>61877389AI is pretty good for completely new business don't have to ever hire any of the workers ai can completely replace
>>61877405Who believed it was 100 billion in the first place?
the klarna payment method for online shopping might become the global standard
>>61877390This nigga made me a 6 figure nigger
>>61877411No it wont because you dont understand how it works.Klarna is literally a hot potato made of crushing debt. They are basically speedrunning subprime mortgages but for people who order door dash.
> futures
>>61877401Should have bought my calls instead. War with Iran (WWIII) starts on Sunday, March 8. So sayeth our Lord and Savior, PolyMarket.
Repostan hereNoob who bought NVDA with Euro through IBKR and got stuck with a bunch of LQD Forex shares he didn't order here It's been 2 days and a half and these share havn't fucked off from my transactions listingI asked the iBOT they have there and he said they my stock may have been bundled with the forex trades like some anon saidDid I fuck up? Can I even fix this shit? I noticed that if I go into the LQD shares it gives me an option to buy or sell but I didn't fuck with it.Can you unbundle them? Am I stuck forever with these LQD shares? What are the repercussions of this ''bundling''?When I went to issue a ticket it even said the stock I bought was liquifiedWhat does any of this even mean?
>>61877422Less than 1% of Klarna's total global loan volume goes unpaid (defaults), with 99% of balances successfully repaid. While over 40% of Buy Now, Pay Later (BNPL) users across the industry admit to making at least one late payment, Klarna’s actual default rate,where debts are unrecoverable, remains low, under 1%.
>>61877434Imagine believing that LMAOOOOOOOOO>noooo they can't be lying thats illegal!!KEK
>>61877378>you cant change it>it already happened>it will stay there foreverFucking really? That sucksOK then in that case are there any repercussions I will have to deal with?Will it be annoying for tax reports or some shit in the future?Can't believe this nonsenseCan you even do autoconvert(for cheaper rates below 6660 dollars) without this shit showing up?
>>61877440You’re just a right wing chud who believes poor people are using klarna irresponsibly
market seems uncertain, as though it's poised for a dump but isn't sure if it will dump.
>>61877424reminds me of that red squirrel webm where it goes OHHHH
>>61877453I don't need to "believe" it, I can see it with my eyes. This shit only tricks stupid rich people who have never met someone who actually uses klarna.
You fucking know whatI hope cheeto man goes through with itI need this fucking market to absolutely fucking tank over the next 4 weeksSo I can slurp deep and greedyI'll have another 14,000~ bucks in a month ready to goBig fat pussy sex sexy sexWhoresGuaranteed returns if only there's a giga dumparino.
>>61877422do you have any numbers to back this up?as the anon above (>>61877434) mentions, their credit losses are lower than other companies.it's a superior customer experience when online shopping as you recieve the item, try it out, then approve the 'invoice'. perhaps an insignificant formality, rearrangement of transaction order, but there's a psychological effect there giving the customer more power, more so than a 'loan' per se.also predatory lending is a good business, if sebastian starts breaking kneecaps.but this latest movement is very fucky, and the flat capital stuff.
>>61877460>rich people don’t know why the market crashed in 08
>>61877415he's working on making me a seven-figga
what do market makers do?
>>61877470make markets
>>61877470They sell you 400 0DET Calls for pennies at open knowing they will get fucked in the ass at close, but delta hedge the calls with purchased shares that they still make money, even if you hit. Its called having so much capital you can't actually lose.
>>61877472I thought there was no manipulation in the market
>>61877462>do you have any numbers to back this up?So you have calculations for every trade you make and that proved that all of them succeeded?You believe every number that a company publishes?Like, what are you saying here?If you want an explanation, its simple: people who use debt to fund small purchases are irresponsible. This has been known literally forever. And yes, its "good business" but probably not for the guy buying the stock of the company. The type of debt klarna have is inherently more risky.I mean, it just crashed 27%, what exactly, going forward, is going to make it go up?The reality is the people who are buying the stock are the ones paying the bad debt.
>>61877470Provide liquidity in volume.
>>61877481isn't there already enough volume?what does even more volume even help acomplish?
>>61877482Theres enough volume because they provide it. Who do you think provides the volume?
>>61877484retail investors
>>61877479i'm saying this could be the new universal standard for online payments, as it gives customers more power.a big risk would be competitors.
>>61877492I partially agree on this being a decent payment method, but its really just filling a regulatory hole in regards to credit cards.BNBL is basically no interest credit cards. Imagine if you make a purchase with a credit card and then it just automatically spread out the payment over 4 months with zero interest. The reason current credit cards dont do this is a combination of rick and regulation.Ideally wed have credit card reform.
>>61877434Missing one payment and Defaulting are not the same thing, so why would you compare the two?
>>61877499it's a digital invoice.credit cards should be illegal.
>rimming a 46 year old Latina milf buy (female) natural gas
>>61877516Anything that involves delayed payment involves risk, thus requires some sort compensation, but current credit card structuring is clearly predatory.
>>61877487
>>61877390>>61877390>LMTThe retardation of retail is actually genuinely impressive.I would really like to stop one of these retards in the street and ask them to explain themselves.>"HURR DURR 8th BOMBING RUN OF THE DECADE THEREFORE LOCKHEED AINCENT COMPANY OF DECLINING EMPIRE P/E x2!!!!"I don't think any of these retards even realize that Lockheed doesn't really make shepherd smiting equipment. They make shit to fight the Chinese and everyone on the right is in agreement spending/debt needs to get under control.These people need to be visited by Anton Chigurh as soon as possible.
>>61877534>LMT is PLTRoh no, he's retarded
>>61877434klarna will not go up because poors don't matter anymorethere is no post ai/synchronized kung fu Chinese robot renaissance future in which a nigga financing a slice of costco pizza contributes to productivity.im sorry.
>>61877542im replying to the thread fag.pltr is one of my companies customers.
>>61877546We need to seriously start figuring out how we will afford to sustain a permanent underclass.
It’s options expiry day today in SLV expect fireworks upwards or downwards in silver prices and silver miner prices
>>61877553Bro futures are alreadsy up to 80. Physical is above 90. I think the direction is known.But also this is why I just bought shares, way to volatile.
>>61877547>im replying to the thread>Iran is not a near-peer foe in 2026Do you have any non-retarded opinions?
>>61877557Yeah I think I agree. If you look at the image you can see someone just after the silver crash in January made about 60 million in bets that the Hycroft price would near double by today.
Another green day for my yuropoor stocks, I'm sure mutts will paint it red.
>>618773901/2 nigger 1/2 jew
>>61877591100% rapist
>>61877595200% mad & psychopatic
>>61877599300% gains tho
>>61877599That's the 2-3 days per year he's not on uppers,
>>61877586The way of the crab
>ram prices are stabilizingits almost time to dump MU bros
KEKFLIX
I think I'm starting to be hopeful about not only the market, but my personal life too. Likely means brutal dump is just around the corner. Do with this information what you will.
>>61877655Hope isn’t a strategy. Not in finance
>>61877623Demand destruction
>>61877623cxmt is going to pop that bubble pretty soon.
>>61877551That's the neat part. You don't.>>61877546China might actually literally win the future because they didn't import black slaves and bred them to be dumb/strong. And then imported a bunch of goblino/goblina tier latinos as replacement slave class afterwards.They just had their own local populace and then replaced them with robots as they aged.
>>61877546>poors don't matter anymore they matter less and less. BUT the jews need to control their slaves, hence why entertainment, endless debt and pain is still valued highly
how do i invest in north korea?
>>61877695short south korea
>>61877405Jensen literally just doesn't trust Sam Altman specifically him For good reason
Stocks to buy before retard strikes iran?
can someone explaint what the fuck is going on is this crabbing before dump or crabbing before pump?? I'm scared to buy. >>61877707defense stocks ofc.
>>61877712RTX?Boeing no, Lockheed maybe, GD no, Grumman no, Redditlab is pumped to the tits already
>>61877715KTOS?
Gold above 5 kSilver above 80$ I think we are back
>>61877724These guys focus on UAV and drone swarms which I think are gonna be useful against the Chinese but unsure about against Iranians who can hide in caves. Potentially house to house drone patrols though could be a buy.Personally considering RTX because they make the Patriot and there’s gonna be a shit ton of tomahawk missiles fired
>>61877546> there is no post ai/synchronized kung fu Chinese robot renaissance future in which a nigga financing a slice of costco pizza contributes to productivity.
>JDI know its a chink stock but why nobody cares about it? Numbers don't look that bad
woke up too early again
>>61877737I'll go 1/3 KTOS and 2/3 RTXMaybe strike drones aren't going to be so widely used but reconnaisance missions are going to be plenty, they also make military radicommunication equipment, so there's going to be some money there as wellBut yeah, their drones will carry RTX missiles
>>61877744Chart looks not that good
>>61877756>dron reconnaisance missionsthat's noc territory for now.
>>61877777Checked
>>61877744Lol JD was the number 1 most shilled Chinese stock on Reddit and fintwit.So glad I put all my money into GRRR & GAMB instead :DIf I am not redeemed by end of MarchI will beheemed myself in April.
>>61877715HII
Bring back the FAANG acronym
>>61877748u and me both brotha
Will mining companies be fine if the jewmutts strike Iran and stock markets crash?
what the FUCK just happened to futures?
>>61877748>>61877824gm
TRIPSANDTHEMARKETSNIPSSNABSFUCKINGCRABS
>>61877889frig you crabs!
>>61877889Covered calls bros... We are printing in this crab market.>BTCI keeps paying annualized 24% divvies, 2% every month>QQQI 11% annualized, around 1% every monthI'll be buying IAUI as well.>inb4 the underlying is better broNot in a crab market, especially a volatile one!
>>61877901BRVTAL
Yeah, it's over.
>>61877936They should really put up a handrail and some grip tape on the stair treads or something
>>61877731Just wait until Wallstreet wakes up, they will crash the plane with no survivors.Next week is going to be better though.
>>61877936wtf is their problem
>>61877816This is interesting. They are up but what would the price do if the Lincoln or Ford are sunk? Up because they’ll make more or down because they made a shit boat
>>61877953AI Slop
>>61877936absolute state of americans
>>61877715I bough AVAV mondayshit soared off like an eagle and I ain't even sure they are making any profits LMAO
>>61877959>>61877953>>61877960lol, it's drunk Russians struggling with stairs
>>61877971Idk about that chart chief but actually looks ok. I’m not good enough to pick random companies so I stick to the big ones.Also I don’t really have enough money to play around with. Ideally I’d need six figures for a 10% upswing to be worth it and I don’t have that bc I bought a goybox Also not an American and don’t understand how options work or I’d do more of those. I would ideally like to do them without losing my entire bank account ir I leveraged but good luck finding a place to do that
>>61877623Semi production expansion plans in the hundreds of billions barely stopped that obscene pricing so I'm not worried about demand.
these hedge funds aren't that big, just a couple of billion dollars
>>61877707Swiss ETF
tgif
happy varandredisounds like a great day to slurp oil if it dips, and also start calling everyone in the thread babe
>>61877981>billions of dollars into producing new factory fabs that will be built in 2-3 years when the AI bubble will pop next month
>>61877623>my overpriced RAM sticks just arrivedIt is
>>61878013Two more weeks right?
What the fuck did you yurotards do? Futures were green when I went to bed
damn bro these niggas luv securities fraud
Are you ready to place your orders gentlemen??
>>61877978man I just read stock ratingsJP gave them overweight with 320 and that was enough for me to get interestedchart looked buyable short term, trumpy waved his dick at Iran again so it was a really really good time to buy a stock of military drone company
HGRAF. Should test the ATH at $4.47 CAD / $3.25 USD today. If you're lucky, we'll get a pull back after that and back test into next week, last opportunity to add.
He’s going to strike Iran after markets close and before Monday, so pile up on puts now
Why is everyone assuming that a strike will crash the markets? Last time it didn't.
I just like that the US is going back to its god given roots and bombing brown people in the Middle East again, it’s been too long
>>61878054Why would he do that? Strike where? For what result?I literally have no idea where all this hype has come from the last week... so what? he literally moved over two more ships to intimidate Iran. Nothingburger extraordinaire!
>>61878029Agreed, and I'm ready to throw the last of my shekels in it at this point. I won't be happy if people catch wind of EPA news before another dip.
>>6187806813 months?
>>61878029>>61878079literally the most mediocre middle aged woman in existanceplease stop with the simping - women are bad for your portfolio
Morning frens and Happy FrydayPeriodic reminder that nothing ever happens so trade accordingly
>>61878060Iran will retaliate by placing mines in the straight of Hormuz. This is their ace up the sleeve, not the Houthis or Hezbollah, or even bombarding Israel>minors
>That GDP missHoly fuck
miss on PCE and core PCE
> 1.4%
>GDP missed by over 2%>PCE worse than expectedUHHHHHH DRUMPFBROS????
>>61878104There will be management and board changes going into the NASDAQ uplisting. She may take a step back.
>US Core PCE Price Index (M/M) Dec: 0.4% (est 0.3%; prev 0.2%)- Core PCE Price Index (Y/Y): 3.0% (est 2.9%; prev 2.8%)- PCE Price Index (M/M): 0.4% (est 0.3%; prev 0.2%)- PCE Price Index (Y/Y): 2.9% (est 2.8%; prev 2.8%)>US Personal Income (M/M) Dec: 0.3% (est 0.3%; prev 0.3%; prevR 0.4%)- Personal Spending (M/M): 0.4% (est 0.3%; prev 0.5%; prevR 0.4%)- Real Personal Spending (M/M): 0.1% (est 0.1%; prev 0.3%; prevR 0.2%)>US Personal Income (M/M) Dec: 0.3% (est 0.3%; prev 0.3%; prevR 0.4%)- Personal Spending (M/M): 0.4% (est 0.3%; prev 0.5%; prevR 0.4%)- Real Personal Spending (M/M): 0.1% (est 0.1%; prev 0.3%; prevR 0.2%)
>>61878146ffs>US GDP Annualized (Q/Q) Q4 A: 1.4% (est 2.8%; prev 4.4%)- GDP Price Index: 3.6% (est 2.8%; prev 3.8%)- Personal Consumption: 2.4% (est 2.4%; prev 3.5%)- Core PCE Price Index(Q/Q): 2.7% (est 2.6%; prev 2.9%)
Is the SCOTUS tariff (non)decision also today?
>>61878146what do these number mean babe? Can you explain it to me please?
nvidia stock price guesses for post earnings?
>>61878104She cute, I'd buy her dinner and take her to a movie before driving her home and wishing her a good night before leaving boss.
THE HOUSE IS ON FIREPANIC AND FREAK THE FUCK OUT SELL EVERYTHINGRUN FOR THE DOOR Because some figure was 1% lower than expected?
>>61878146Got gold?
Hey maybe those $600 QQQ Ps will actually print. That'd be fucking sweet boss.
>>61878157$200+ and it never goes under $200 ever again (hopefully)
locksneed lookin good pm
Another leg down I reckon
sometimes I look at my portfolio and im wondering if my stocks are any good lol
>>61878178I reckon we break support and fall into the unknown boss.
Yeah but how does this affect my minors?
you voted for this
is Nvidia gonna cause the big one?
>GDP missshort SPY? buy VIX?
With that GDP Trump will have to attack Iran so people forget about it
Should I buy more CDE calls today?
>>61878208I voted for Peter Sonski, don't pin this shit on me.
Nothing ever happens, we will grab or end the day green. Cope and seethe
BIG RALLY! BUY!
>>61878218I'm considering selling my $20 and $30 2027 calls, great last report, 0 movement
>>61878216they were literally waiting for this. GDP, Epstein, ICE, no arrests. now they have a huge list of stuff they can memory hole making the attack worth it. a giant normies forget button is about to be smashed tonight.
>>618782111 more week
The GDP doesn't even fucking matter, its literally just a big scam boss.
My fucking HGRAF order won't fill
>>61878237But aliens bro. UFOs
>>61878237ALIENS! BULLISH FOR SPACE AI!BITCOIN IS CHEAP! SLURP! NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!
>>61878237>epsteinTake your meds, schizo
>>61878237>let's memoryhole the bad situation by starting an unpopular war that spikes the price of oil and gets a bunch of American soldiers killed12th Dimensional Mouse Trap
Is this good for the economy?
>>61878257>by starting an unpopular warThis war has the support of everyone who's opinion matters goy.
>>61878258why are they all so fat?
>>61878236China comes back into the gold/silver market on Monday.
>>61878263no parks
>>61878263systemic racism
>>61878263I reckon it has something to do with the amount of food they consume being higher in calories than the calories they burn going about their lives boss.
I'm dumping my MU on open, it is ogre.
GAUZ
>>61878265KEKI don't think parks will help though they have no sidewalks in the US, they haven't discovered walking yet
>>61878258A data center would bring in more jobs and taxes than some random park>all those brownsOk maybe a park is more their skill level
>>61878265It’s New Brunswick, NJ. Most residents are third world minorities. College kids aren’t residents.
>>61878079Early EPA news is materializing...https://x.com/BambroughKevin/status/2024842542638907666
>>61878258good for them but overall bad for me. I wouldnt like to live near a data center myself. having said I dont care about these random people. also spy 600 eom but whatever. I am so glad I shifted more towards eu.
>>61878258now they will have a park to fill with homeless people, then siphon money from the state for programs. big win for the local economy.
BASED
I’m gonna need some energy experts to advise me on good energy sector growth stocks for the inevitable energy grid restructuring
>>61878258Aside from the initial bump in construction jobs, living near a datacenter just mean higher electricity bills.
>>61878244Probably have to wait until market open, maybe your broker doesn't allow premarket trading on OTC tickers.
>>61878285You missed the move by years. Slowpoke.
>>61878284so humanity just gave up on fighting climate change?grim
>>61878284based on what?
>>61878285Why would you invest in energy when it’s already way up and we’re past peak AI?
>HGRAFi really didn't think it could get dumber than QUBT or WKEY
shorted SPY for the first time in my life don't know why i'm so nervous. with this GDP miss there is zero logic for it to pump, but there's always tomfoolery.
>>61878276This is where they want to build it. This is where multiple train lines run, including the Acela. The people living there are broke and don’t mind noise (minorities don’t mind noise) so I don’t why people care about a data center.
>>61878295I mean more the actual physical restructuring of the archaic energy grid. Eventually this will have to happen
If we open at the low, it means the selling continues boss. Don't get caught buying the dip at the open, wait until a bottom has formed, and the dust to settle in Tehran boss.
>>61878284I heard he set up a department for that
>>61878276Yes goy let the tech fags build the computer warehouse next to your homes. You should not ally with your countrymen because they are fat. Oy vey dont you want heckin jobs and taxes for Israel I mean road repair?
>>61878297What's dumb about it? The thesis is playing out.
>>61878288Literally only a few people actually work in a data center. It's almost all just construction work
Some of you are ok. Don’t look at Nasdaq computer today.
>>61878288Every data center will soon have micro or small modular reactors thanks to Trump’s DoE.
stock bros we're going to make so much fucking money it's literally insane
>>61878305they lie to retards. that is their business model. you are the product
>>61878302We’re about to bleed out for months on no news
>>61878311My portfolio seems to have missed the memo
OH LAWDY!!! ITS HAPOONING!!!! THE QQQ PUT OPTIONS HAVE GONE FROM OTM TO ITM!!! I AM GOING TO HAVE A GREAT DAY TODAY WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE HAS A SHITTY DAY! #I'MLOVIN'IT #BOSS
>>61878304>don’t compete with China because DA J00000Z!!You are stupid and deranged
>>61878313You clearly don't know anything.
How drunk is (((baggler))) this morning?
>>61878289No I'm locked out of after hours trading on OTC. With that being said, the market is open right now according to my brokerage. Order has been sat there for nearly 20 minutes and still not filled. Trying to buy about 3k shares.
>>61878245>>61878247demo I mean aliens will be used to end the war and usher in a global government.
>>61877889nah, its dumping
>>61878313i took my winnings 2 times already, 20% each time because i wasn't convinced. Now i'm already 30% up, i'm starting to believe in this scam babe.
>>61878322yeah nobody has figured out how to burn acetylene. totally new paradigm. look at all those customers just lining the fuck up. if you manage to get a mass of even bigger retards to pile in after you, you'll think it's just the beginning LMAO.
>>61878258probably. data centers will probably be the new Amazon warehouse or Walmart before that. they leave massive economic dead zones.
>>61878332why no seat belt? I know the video and I know they are crashing in it but why dont they wear their seat belt? is this an american/freedom thing that I am not understanding here?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Good Morning, Im back top of the morning lets all have a good day!
>>61878340they have seatbelts around the waist
>>61878320>oy vey goy dont you want to live in China? You better compete with the bugmen or else something bad might happen!Is that all you got kike?
>>61878343based
>>61878343NIGGER FRIDAY
>>61878340look closer babe>>61878345wish you the best babe
Boots in Tehran will make oil go down
>>61878343I wake up to this now
>>61878343BasedLMAO @ UR LIFE at the retard who dumped Micron this morning
>>61878348>>61878356I dont believe a seatbelt around your waist will help with a dashboard or wheel piercing your upper torso but whatever. maybe it does? who knows at this point
>>61878343LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tech is green already
>>61878104>mfw not attracted to holesSure buddy>>61878280O-oh no, I don't have enough sooty bois yet
Micron and Sandisk are still good value.
I've managed to turn 600 dollars into 200 dollars by just longing Klarna.
>>61878271I shouldn't have been a panician...
>>61878343Not today, gains frog, not today
I should've boughted more FLKR
>>61878343Based
>>61878389I turned 100 dollars into 200 just by ignoring common sense and listening to people here who said to buy hgraf.
Buy whatever
>>61878279>NJI promise to use my /biz/gains to clean up my shithole state to the best of my ability. Or at least make a whites-only conservation area.
>>61878389What will you do with your 200$?Anyone else here who's not even going to bother to look at their port today. The cpe and gdp is going to dump the market. This is just stagflation. I'm going to buy some tendies and watch anime instead. You guys sort the market out for me.
>>61878414Based
>>61878414Super based.
>>61878372cuteG_DDAMN IT FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!! ITS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN NOT UP!!!! WHAT THE FUCK BOSS!!!!
Ok let’s discuss space mining because this is obviously the next bull run market and this is the year. Do you wait for the market to shake out? Do you jump in now? What’s the play?
The nasdaq has jumped up at least 300 points every single day this week. And its still flatter than a pancake. Fuck this nigger market
>Trumpstein says he is considering nuking Iran>Market V recovers'Someone' is happy
>>61878437Gimme a deeper V
what even happenedgoogl is pumping
>>61878430Get the fuck out of here! How the fuck are we going to mine asteroids when we can't even build data centers boss?
>>61878437let me guessda joos control financial markets is that what you're saying?
>>61878437>>61878442Taco Friday
Rejoice!Another green day for miner bros!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPiEbYSF9kE
>>61878446Are you pretending otherwise rabbi?
>>61878444Theyre the next mooning stocks man, don’t know what to tell you. Space infrastructure is next. It’s already happening.
>>61878437ask yourself: would the world be in a better place right now WITH or WITHOUT iran in it. I mean I dont want to sound like a chud but if you really break it down to that its not surprising the market reacts the way it does.
>>61878451thank god
>>61878426Good Morning Boss
>>61878444just build the data centres in space on the asteroids
Slurped more Iren and BMNR
>>61878273Based thanks
>>61878455Ok cathy wood thing is I dont take financial advice from women is all. Sorry.
SNXX IS PUMPING HOLY FOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>>61878460It was a good morning, until the cock sucking Nasdaq Composite decided it wanted to be a fucking nigger and fuck me out of my g_ddamn money boss.
>>61878478I thought you said yesterday you had a win-win situation going on?
>>61878389Once upon a time, I stumbled upon $100,000 in a park. It was just left there. I took it for my own and used it to invest. Through my sheer will and investment acumen, I managed to turn that $100,000 into $16,000.
crab day
tariffs here to stay
>>61878483I just need to find that faggot who rolled dubz and call him a nigger to make everything better boss.
>>61878478I remember when you said not to buy the Liberation Day dipAlways inverse Faggler
Wtf
WTFWT
WEN will it be her turn
holy shit
>>61878488Based I want my goddamn stimmy
>>61878493insider trading most likely
>2.2%WE'RE SO BACK
oh dear god...
>>61878459We weathered the storm and are now back in smooth green waters wagmi
WE GAAN
HOLY FUK
Did Iran just nuke DC or something?
What's the news? Fundamentals suddenly got better?
Quick, sell everything before the dump.
>tarriffs illegalLET'S GOOO
>>61878514BANG DING OW
>>61878516>What's the news? Fundamentals suddenly got better?SCotUS issued the tariff decision.
>>61878517Too late, already dumped back down
>>61878519>that thing that made the US the majority of its money up till ww1 is illegal
how the fuck you can pump the market like that? with how much money?
>Trump’s global tariffs struck down by the US Supreme Court.>Trump’s global tariffs struck down by the US Supreme Court.>Trump’s global tariffs struck down by the US Supreme Court.OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH BUY BUY BUY
>>61878519Well there goes our tax cuts boss.
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>>61878529ever heard of bots?
>>61878528>U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES TRUMP’S GLOBAL EMERGENCY-LAW TARIFFS UNLAWFUL, STRIKING DOWN DUTIES IMPOSED UNDER IEEPA (INTERNATIONAL EMERGENCY ECONOMIC POWERS ACT)
>>61878516Pentagon just confirmed Openai got 3 trillions in investment from aliens. The aliens were exited to be a part of the biggest ai boom of the galaxy. They also stated that they were not related to Zuckerberg
>>61878530Lying fag
fuck yeahfree trade bros, we're winning bigly
>>61878519Honestly did not expect that.Get fucked, you orange retard.
>US Officials: US military is planning on Iran, highly advanced with options ranging from targeting individuals to pursuing regime change.
SC struck down tariffs. expect iran to be nuked and an alien corpse to be trotted out this weekend.
>>61878535The lawsuits are gonna be insane
Time for plan B
>aaaand it's goneokay it's abvious big money emptying it's pocket sell everything
finally America will pay their FAIR SHARE
WTFWT I'M STILL CRABBING
Anyone here holding $TSLA. Reddit hates it, so it must be 4chan's favourite!
>>61878537Check literally any major news site m8.
>>61878551>>61878551>>61878551
looks like the market doesnt know what to do. spy behaves like a literal shitcoin
>>61878541Time for faggots to dump their international gay pride ETFs and come back to America right bros?
Very nice.
>>61878530why would you buy? the market has gone straight up for almost a year with tariffs oni would expect this ruling to have the opposite effect on markets
>>61878519My stimmy check ;_; I was going to gamble with that money
wait so I can finally send stuff to the US ??
>>61878577hopefully that money will be paid back to the countries that it got stolen from. maybe a tax hike is in order.
>>61878588tariffs don't steal money from countries retard, they steal from US consumers
WHAT A SPIKE WOOOOO
Retard algos bought the top. We crash now
>>61878588By countries you mean Americans right
>>61878593No they dont nigger they steal from people buying cheap lead covered shit from china.
ypepo still selling? retarded?
>>61878297>AAAH A STOCK WITH NEXT-GEN UTILITY I'M GOING INSAAAANE
