US-Iran War: Israeli victory edition>Latest developments on the warhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61924346
>AT WAR EDITION
>>61925154It's not a war. It's a one month great military operation.
everything will be fire
>>61925173Perhaps the greatest military operation we have ever seen. A GREAT operation. We have never seen anything like it.
>he gets his news from right wing xitter and third worldist polHaha sorry dumb immigrants but America is THE SUPERPOWER
trump said DO NOT SELLhe also said hes gonna make oil prices go lowerI hold OIL stocks so I hold them into lower oil prices?
>>61925154>KMB shares down 1.5% on news that diaperheads can't win a war
MUsisters we can't pump
I was down -90% on my UVXY calls last week and closed for a profit at open today
SPY is now green
>>61925183The art of the deal
>>61925201
>>61925183My oil better jump 10% like they said, assholes.
>A war starts>AVAV of all things takes the biggest dump in my entire portfolio for no good reason Fuck this gay ass nigger market
>>61925183>I hold OIL stocks so I hold them into lower oil prices?I sold all my USO calls this morning and used the money to invest in AI sluts. It's been working really well for me so far boss.
Got tankers?I wish I'd bought GLNG in January when I was thinking about it.Still early, might do it in July.
>>61925212It did when futures opened last night, but since you don't have a good goy card and aren't trading futures you only get to lock in 5% instead of 10% boss.
BRICS sisters what is going on?!
WHERE'S MY FUCKING BIG DIPPY DIP? I WANT MY BUY LIMIT TRIGGERED ALREADY.
>>61925222shitting all over the streets while americhad and israelichad bombs fall from the sky
>>61925222how is this bad for brics lmao?
Bobina sisters...
why isn't it crashing my bastards
I wish jannies were more active in curbstomping poltards>>61925219Too risky to enter now
insurers pulled war coverage and tankers are already diverting. if this doesn't end within a few days prepare to see the greatest rug pull of our time.
>>61925222Stock market?
>>61925219holding Seanergy Maritime
>>61925213its also annoying that lockheed went from 7% to 2.5%. like niggy a war just started. this shit is gonna last all year.
>>61925237>when your "allies" get bombed into oblivion, you win!
>>61925250Same for XOM, just going to hold it a bit more, there's no way it will go down at weeks end.
>>61925251kekarooBRICs are the new Canadians and Europeans
>>61925249Seanergy is not tankers.Dry is doing well too, but Seanergy does not have shareholder interests at heart.When the market is good and they make money, they will go out and buy the most expensive ships imaginable. Because the only thing they care about is growing the fleet so they can milk more management fees and commissions out of it. If you want dry exposure there are better run companies out there, I'd sleep better owning HSHP.
>>61925250>this shit is gonna last all yearMembers of the Persian Rebel Guard are already surrendering boss.
>>61925257yeah i gotta hold lmt till june to not get fucked by taxes.
>>61925263it's truethird worlders started this war by existing
>>61925250I have trouble grasping the fact that newfags are born everyday. Iran was THE boogeyman for decades until Taiwan chips. Since we didnt instantly turn into irradiated dust, a yuge fud was removed from the board. There is quite literally nothing to worry about, nothing that came close to this at least
>tfw you sell too early
>>61925246Unless you are planning to retire in a few months the stock market tanking is a good thing.
>>61925251Iran was not allies with Brazil, Russia, India, China, or South Africa you drooling retard. If someone started bombing Nigeria, would you say>LMAO EPIC LOSS FOR AMERICA!!?Someone buying your weapons does not mean you have a security commitment to them.Russia benefits from having more of a free hand in Ukraine, China from America getting bogged down in the middle east AGAIN (which obviously was not trumps intention)>BUT MUH CHINESE OILChina relies on oil for less than 1/5th of its energy, and it can make up the difference easily from Russia.You're an idiot who doesn't read.
>>61925219>>61925243>I've been waiting for a dip to get in>it's been 2 months no>no dips at allFUCK
>>61925261based, thanksf or the input
>>61925263>US Secretary of War caught on record repeatedly telling Iran to stop hitting itself as he forces the country to pummel itself with it's own fists
Sharif don't like it
>>61925251>>61925282>>>/pol/niggers
what are the chances of oil recovering to highs not seen since last week
>>61925282not reading any of that shit, go back
big wave status?
Weak ass pump kek
>>61925222>>61925182
>>61925298You go back idiot. Neocon faggotry is peak reddit and not what Trump got popular on 4chan for.
>>61925282>which obviously was not trumps intentionHe can go home any time he wants.He is not bogged down in the middle east. That's why everything is so extremely bullish.
How 2 invest directly in the Israeli stonk market? Drop a ticker
Did you know:- The Gulf is responsible for a larger share of fertilizer exports than any other cargo type, more than oil and LNG- Making fertilizer relies on LNG and is affected by its pricing- Israel has turned off the tap that supplies LNG to Egypt, shutting down its urea productionDid you know:- European LNG storage levels are currently critically low, and might run out by the end of the month. - As storage levels dip, withdrawing LNG from them becomes more difficultDid you know:- While Japan currently has oil stockpiles to last 254 days, they only have LNG stockpiles to last 20 days- India has oil stockpiles to last less than 2 weeks
>>61925309Except heggseth just abandoned the 4 week, wait 5 week, wait now unlimited timeline and said we may put boots on the ground.As soon as Trump abandons the war he will be back in goodbooks.Until then he's being a faggot.
>>61925310DJT
>>61925312Did you know:- The Gulf is not just about exports. They rely on grain imports to survive. There is not enough food locally.
>ww3 starts>my portfolio pumps to back ATHbabe
>>61925310ZIM
I have never invested in my life but I think watching CNBC and doing the opposite of what they are saying to do (within reason) seems like a good strategy. I turned it on so I didn't need to listen to Trump's boomer babble. Most of what they're saying sounds like cope. Advice not to buy the dip also seems counterintuitive.
MUggers, we are green. we bounced hugely off the 7 day
>>61925312that sound pretty bad for anyone that doesn't live in the Americas
Okay folks, I know some of you guys have the IQ of a woman with with downs syndrome, but can we figure out who's going to enter the boogey man position and become the new pariah now that Kahmeni's dead? Or wait, maybe that's just it, there will be no new boogey man for a while and that is what our Leader was talking about when he said "Golden Age" boss.
>>61925310soxl
hey grokshould I buy some kpop etf called ewy?
>>61925331I have given an irresponsible share of my portfolio to Tom lee
>>61925336Thank you for your service>MUUGODSYou know I thought about it over the weekend and realized this pullback has just been like Novembers crash, so I am not deterred
>>61925339I was kind of wondering something similar myself for a new long term thesis for my ROTH. where will collective Jewish paranoia and schizophrenia drift to now that Iran is defeated? I would like to get in early before group consensus.
why does baggot talk like an emancipated slave now? what did you guys do to him?
>>61925339>you guys have the IQ of a woman with with downs syndromea hot one or a regular one?
>>61925352buckbroke
>>61925352Jerry Seinfeld was just killed in a Tel Aviv bunker
>>61925339Throw a dart in a list of EU leaders
>>61925351>>61925339back to china and AI war boss
>>61925331if you arent buying on pullbacks right now you are retardedus markets go up on war every single time as soon as combat starts EVERY TIME
>>61925338I asked Gemini for a US-based fertilizer producer and exporter and it gave me this. It has moved but not dramatically. Maybe something to think about.Venture Global (US LNG producer) jumped like 20% today.Anything that isn't based in the Arabian Gulf is good now I guess. Russia is the big one. Huge on LNG and fertilizers.
>>61925310EISJust goggle isreal etf bought some UAE
>>61925339IF U DON'T GNOWHO THA NEW BOOGAY MAN ISU R THANEW BOOGAY MAN
>>61925362I though Jews were pro China?
>>61925359it will porbably be spainthey have been the only eu country to be firmly anti israelli warand the also just kicked all the us air force out of their country just a few hours agoputs on spain! i am sure they will be punished by the "invisible hand". if i had any money not commited i would.
>>61925371haha ok but seriously source on that pic
Any reason not to put a thousand into NVAX and collect x15 to x30 every few years?
>>61925336trying to give me nightmares with this one
>>61925382Past performance is not indicative of future results.
oh. LMTs divvys were handed out today. thats a tasteless coincidence.
>>61925382past results do not indicate future performance
>tel aviv stock exchangekek wtf kill yourselves everyone
RIP Canada>Should trade negotiations prove fruitful (and depending on the exact terms of each trade agreement), the Canadian government has signaled that it will look to facilitate easier temporary access to businesspeople to Canada>The Government of Canada has also consistently signaled its interest in addressing barriers to getting work authorization on a temporary basis for professionals Looks like the Indian migration to canada and the outsourcing of jobs to India will continue
>>61925400Europe did the same thingIndia keeps pushing for immigration in every trade deal they sign
>>61925400jeeted
>>61925400It's fucking over
now that the US has shown its powerthe markets will shift back to where it belongspraise be by April we will see new ATHs
>>61925263I was wondering how they would try to justify the war. Turns out it was the old; "Uhh, they had already been waging war against us so technically just defending ourselves :^)".
PSIX has a low PEG, 39% ROIC, buy recommendations, and a disturbing amount of insider sellingIs it a short or long to you homos? They build power units like generators
>>61925379Spain are idiots.Why get America out of your country?Now if something bad happens, we aren't saving you, dumbasses.
HGRAF just got added to the Tel Aviv stock exchange!
>>61925379Instead of Americans refueling their bombers in Rota Spain they're refueling them in Lajes Portugalnothing really changes
>>61925412Reminds me of the "repent sinner" image
is this the end for bricks? the usd is mooning against the euro. most of my gains is pretty much just from that.
>>61925371Thanks fren
>>61925418Yeah, something is gonna happen to them in the infamously unstable region of western europe.
how do I profit from oil crashing by friday
so now im sidelined with cash waiting for a dump... what do?
>>61925432you buy puts
>>61925404>>61925405>>61925408I don't understand why. It's not even like its working. The cost savings from Indian workers backfires hard with quality issues
>>61925400canada couldve been the northern half of the usainstead they are now india2 electric poopaloo
>>61925432are we crashing back to last week or to 60$ (Brent) you think?
>>61925426It will reverse on Wednesday.
>>61925432Get some #DRIP
>>61925412Well yeah, they declared open war on us effectively almost 50 years ago now. If you total it all up they’ve killed tens of thousands of Americans.
>>61925400Pooperpower by 2030
>>61925442Countries don't want to be stuck with a lot of unemployed young men, Turkey did the same thing a few decades agounemployed young men cause revolutions like the arab spring
>>61925400On the plus side he negotiated a sweet deal for us Cameco and uranium wtf holders.
>>61925400>All done under the guise of boosting productivity>Has opposite effect
>>61925263>Launches the war the same day the carriers reach east cyprus Pottery
>>61925459Import the 3rd world....
>>61925418Would be a real shame for Spain if some oppressed Catalonian people were recognized as independent and sovereign. If anybody were to hinder their autonomy there could be some repercussions, and of course I am talking about utilizing the full strength of the US military to protect their democracy boss.
I CAPITULATED AND BOUGHT CALLS
>>61925468IT'S OVER
>>61925312I could care less if poo runs out of gas
>>61925466realistically all it takes for Catalonia to become independent is a recession, the last one (the euro crisis) almost got them their independence
>>61925475Lmao at how americans write that
>>61925484I'm western europeanThe same is true for Quebec and Scotland btw
>EWYimagine seeing korean girls posted all over your stock market general and not being invested
>>61925488top signaldump your shares while you can
>sell my UI shares to cover margin>it finally goes up by 3%I hate this market.
>>61925257This. Just keep holding, oil companies will continue going up.
>When war happens, markets go up not because of some expected increase in earnings, but because the currency is worth even less under such conditions.Who wrote this?
>>61925380enjoyhttps://exhentai.org/g/583593/914e447007/
The Fed has done it. They cut so much that whatever inflation may now come, 3.0, 3.5, 4.0 maybe even 4.5, it's gonna be>We just have to wait til it comes down
>>61925502stocks go down in war because of uncertaintyIn this war there is 0 uncertainty about the outcome, the US and Israel won overwhelmingly
>>61925488I completely agree, just dont let "Boss" guy know or he will have a mental breakdown
Zirs we are green
>>61925488This it's still underperoming the SPY at 5 years and has room to grow
every time i go to buy something i think "/biz/ said I should have bought sooner" so I dont buy it and then the price goes upthis is where the saying "better late than never" comes in
>>61925510What's going to happen when the ayatollah goes before the UN to condemn the US aggression, oh wait he can't because he's dead, lmao boss.
>>61925527True
>>61925519Is that babeBecause then I understand the pajeet schizo babe spammer
>>61925519is it just or can I can tell that this is an asian woman? cant tell how or why but I can tell.
>>61925529lmaoalso>UNkek
Micronsisters, we're green
>>61925541We crabban now though....standby for now...
>>61925527Darling you buy first and then watch it like a hawk.
So this is the iran means nothing actually euphoria
>>61925538wat
>>61925154>s&p closing greenThis is why /biz/ should not be trusted with anything related to finances or investments
>>61925548yes iran and the third world mean literally nothing
Bears raped, can someone check on the guy that wanted to buy 0DTE puts on open?
>>61925537I don't like short haired women, something about when you're running your fingers through their hair while your fucking them, and then the hair just runs out is just a super disappointing feeling boss.
>>61925538Congrats you have a pair of functioning eyeballs
>>61925173>GMOnot in my vegan antiglobohomo slop bowl.
>>61925572>PLTRGODS
>>61925173SPECIAL MUTT OPERATION5 MORE WEEKS
>>61925572aislopnails
>>61925577Why couldn't Russia kill zelensky on day 1?
>weeks of record breaking earnings>red>one day of bombing sandniggers>green
>>61925577idgaf if we're there for the next 30 years to help with the transition. This was 100% necessary and anybody who disagrees is one of Iran's useful idiots boss.
>>61925537>then I understand the pajeet schizo babe spammerno no you don'tit's not about money for him it's about "love".real human connection and shared interests and values... he's a very special boi
>>61925581Why would you kill the guy making all the mistakes?
>>61925582the gods of gains like third worlders getting vaporised
>>61925582I'm still red from international exposure
>>61925581They didn't think they would need to boss.
>retardbuy in the morning>retardshort in the afternoonevery fucking day same soup reheatedhow can you even lose money in this market?
>>61925595Tel Aviv's index is up 6% today
anyone else getting their biscuits absolutely buttered today?
>>61925604HGRAFgod?
>>61925604>>61925607I've been jizzing my pants the whole last week and today tooi'm running out of spare pants
China just released its final FINAL warning.
>>61925614and Iran just raised the rainbow flag of double fisting
>>61925577>2 Ayatollahs in 2 days>Markets recovered before lunchIt's not too late change your turd world worshipping ways anon. There's still time to learn to make money.
>S&P 500 up>all my stocks down>S&P 500 down>all my stocks upWhat is the professional name for this?
Im selling everything today. Will hold the cash and then jump in when drumpf ends his war.
Should I do the CFP?My company will pay for it, but a year of studying sounds like fucking hell
hgraf has 0 revenue what are you guys "investing" into?hopes and dreams?
I just panic sold my NVDA calls. That scam wick scared the shit out of me, so I'll just take todays winnings and save them for a rainy day boss.
>>61925629Thanks boss congrats on today
>>61925627She's our young queen
I sold my oil for 1.8k profits and now it's going back up and going up higher than what I sold forfuck you baggie
>>61925445And when we close the northern boarders, they will be forced to slowly drown on the wave of brown they foolishly let in.
today I buyeded another 5 MU @ $402
>>61925336Saving this rare Pepis>>61925371Gonna need you to sauce this one big dawg. It is required.
>>61925638Congrats anon>MUGODSMarch is the green month after all
Looks like the only thing we're missing is the adult diaper discussion. Chances are that poster was the ayatollah all along, and now he's dead boss.
>>61925638>not leveraged
>>61925647it wasn't me but I don't like your car either
>>61925627In the same time (last week) my novo stocks went -30% despite being a solid company with top numbers- you see, it doesn't matter, as long as the chart goes upupup i'm happy
>>61925653well not one of you checked my quads, so you can all go fuck yourselves. I'm out of here!
>>61925654my investing motto is ride the waveif something goes up it means market likes itsomething that goes insanely down will almost never recover
>>61925555checked
>>61925660The problem with that approach is for it to work for you you have to know how much "insanely" is. And when to jump off the wave.
>>61925660I've held some stocks for 3 years till they've recovered, but with novo im not so sure. it has to do a +50% for me to break even, which probably would take years. maybe i have to learn to let go and stop hoping, and just ride the wave like you
>>61925664You can just scalp momentum for a couple percent desu
>>61925664I just flip a coinit serves me well >>61925672always have stoploss if it is a very big positiononly time I dont have stoploss is I really believe in the company to do well 10+ years or it is some memeshit to magically buy me a lambo i.e HGRAF if a company doesn't have large moat they basically are very volatile with the smallest bad news
>>61925555>when you're running your fingers through their hair while your fucking themdo you smell the hair as well? what does a girl's hair smell like from up close? i can only smell girl's hair from a distance of about 20cm when riding public transportation since i don't wanna be a creep
>>61925627Im pretty sure it's a pump and dump group. Just look how they acted on reddit, just look how they shill that woman ceo to rope in simps
>>61925674Yeah, until you buy the peak and months worth of gains gets nuked in an afternoon.>>61925679If you wanna gamble, then that's fine. That's what every smigger is doing. Nobody here actually does any research of positions any way. And no, buying oil after orange nigger starts bombing isn't "dd", this was priced in before thanksgiving.
>>61925664This is why you sell options. It's much easier to say it will stay above X or stay blow X, you can then short the volatility as news dies down
>>61925679HGRAF can buy me a brand new 2026 Temerario right now. No joke..
>>61925680it's literally everything you've ever dreamed of and more
SHORT MSFT
>>61925627We're investing in the product that has won 100% of application tests and is 4x more efficient than the current grapheneslop on the market.>but they aren't as big as google yet!This is why you'll stay poor.
>>61925183Nigga, he and his (((insiders))) are rugging you.Meanwhile Tesla is popping on Euro markets.I was right. The EV play was the one they had overlooked. God i love how stupid they are.
What will happen tomorrow during the blood moon?
>>61925627A dilution machine that takes money out of their pockets and hands it to HGRAF executives.
>>61925697Lithium miners are flat but lithium carbonate is up 20% wtf.
>>61925689Have you sold? Congrats. If not, then no you can't. You will hold until it implodes and you will finally sell while you can still afford a -99 Corolla.
>>61925627blonde ceo's fartbox
>>61925695>We're investinglol
>>61925709No point selling until NASDAQ with all of the catalysts they have.
hymc
>>61925654Novo new ATH in 2 years
>>61925581stingers and javelins
>>61925708it was up 20% on friday
>>61925717i've screencapped this post for future reference
>nasdaq listing >retail becomes exit liquidity
>>61925733You also have to consider that if you could trade prior to the listing, everybody else who is interested in this can. It's a pretty weak catalyst
>>61925733After we rerate higher. Yes.
>>61925737All of the HOODrats can't trade it yet.
>>61925698we summon old Nick
>>61925590this. they literally waited until he got into power
>>61925756t.
>>61925756Jimmy no!
>>61925604Is that a good thing? If so then yeah. I guess you could say I'm the one doing the butterin'
>>61925756\m/ SIX SIX SIX THA NOOMBA OF THA BEAST \m/
I bought some CRDO 140 calls for earnings
>>61925685>and months worth of gains gets nuked in an afternoon.And this is why men are bobos.Only women and trannys buy and hold.A man wants battle.He wants his fortune made in a single afternoon, even if not very often. The woman of the spirit want to sit around and watch xer child grow up.
SNDK has a negative p/e ratio?
>>61925783F
>>61925154Why aren't gas ETFs and gas companies surging if Qatar is shutting down production?
>>61925793the same reason spy shot up and then crabbed all day.ppt.eveything is fine. keep calm. carry on.
>>61925789b-but they preannounced... and it was good...
>>61925793THE JEWS like to keep THE NIGGERS guessing and confused.
>>61925538Koreans and chinese all get the same jaw shave, so it becomes pretty easy to identify by jaw alone
>>61925773buttering your own biscuits? shame on you
putin fought a young man when the war started but I think now they are both old while macron didn't age at all
>>61925808Macron is syphoning his aging into his husband.
>>61925808I reckon it gots to be that Macron gets his bussy filled by his wife boss.
>>61925818you're only as old as the trannies you get topped by
wasn't expecting to wake up in the green let alone up 5%, WTF i love jews and israel now
>/smg/ OPs have been nothing but shilling buying in with not so subtle zionist overtones.Bear flag if I’ve ever seen one.Don’t let yourself be the exit liquidity bros.
>>61925304Wtf am I looking at
