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bullish on Ukraine rn
>>61938439
We are still in Iraq you can keep throwing your stupid buzzwords around like a faggot redditor but you are a stupid brown nigger faggot.
>Also, for your education and enlightenment:
More gay buzzword quips from the reddit mod team i see

Also anyone got any good mining investments? i got a paltry 5k USD to invest.

>>61938444
I wouldn't call it too soon but if B-52s are out there then it might as well be full air superiority to the very extent of the definition by the 5th day. We are moving targets to bunkers and police stations. It is beyond over for Iran.

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>>61938447
Imagine unironically not knowing what a pyrrhic victory is and then feeling qualified to comment on military strategy.

>>61938453
I know what it means but you utilize the term with out understanding the objective faggot.

You think we lost Iraq? dumbass retard.

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>>61938447
>>61938451
B-52s ended the Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan wars in just a week, right?

>>61938453
Also we won't even call air supremacy until like 3 months into this conflict. Way to early to call anything.

>>61938459
>Nigger not understanding what objectives are in war
LOL just end your life nigger.

>>61938459
>Bringing up Iraq
We literally have bases in Iraq right now.

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>>61938456
Considering Iraq was supposed to be a month long special military operation, and we're still there after nearly a quarter century, yes I would say that it was a massive defeat. Especially in light of how much it wore down our nation's balance sheet, morale, and military resources.

>>61938465
>LOL
So you are saying since we are still in europe, germany and japan we are losers?????

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>>61938460
>>61938463
How old are you zoom zoom? Going for a 30 day SMO and then getting quagmired into a 23+ year forever war is a failure of your original objectives. B-52s did nothing to prevent Iraq from turning into an unwinnable forever war.

>>61938479
Russian you need to win your 5 years of Ukraine trench warfare before you can even talk about successful military operations.

Has the dust settled?
Whats the verdict on the markets for the first half of the week

>>61938484
Strait of whores open by next monday guaranteed.

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>>61938475
>>61938482
Zoom zoom, please tell us how old you are. The original objective in Iraq was to be in and out in 30 days. That obviously didn't happen.

>>61938453
>Imagine unironically not knowing what a pyrrhic victory is and then feeling qualified to comment on military strategy.
simply doing regime change, even if it turns iran into a terrorist hell hole is more than good enough for our interests
and iran has no capability to stop a catastrophic defeat of their military, economy, and government. in other words, regime change.

PLUG sisters, my bags are getting too heavy.

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>Skynet is operational
>Except it doesn't start a nuclear war
>Instead its fucking Clippy asking if you need any help obliterating you enemies in hours, not days or months

>>61938465
>Considering Iraq was supposed to be a month long special military operation
but desert storm was a month long special maduro operation
and venezuela is even where we get the name "special maduro operation"
oh wait, you're talking about the 4 year long 3 day special military operation in ukraine
yes, sorry, america is a real country so our special maduro operations take 4 days, 2 weeks max! just 2 more weeks I promise

>>61938489
The thing with making terrorist hell holes is they do terrorism towards you. Iran is a nation of 92 million people.

>>61938479
Well I'd say the actual goal of it was to destroy the secular Ba'athist regime for Greater Israel not the gay occupation that it became as a post hoc rationalization.

>>61938488
We own the entire country by the balls and its bank account to go with it. The objective was to force project into iran's territory. We are doing that right now and the iraqi government works for the US. You cannot be this retarded.

Russia wish it had this much power over Ukraine right fucking now. But what do they have a endless trench war.

>>61938479
>B-52s did nothing to prevent Iraq from turning into an unwinnable forever war.
you seem to be deeply, deeply confused
The forever war part was by design. Or did you think the lies told to normies actually mean something?

The D-

>>61938499
>The thing with making terrorist hell holes is they do terrorism towards you.
and?
sounds like a great reason to keep liberating the people of iran, by bombing them
We'll do nation building, by blowing up buildings and killing people
You understand how this game works, by now don't you?

>>61938499
>implying they weren't always this way bombings from other countries or not
All the rich oil sheiks support proxy wars through terrorism

Always remember, thanks to the US ISIS came into being. Let's see what's next

>all these non-sex-having virgin incels discussing seething about wars when they could be having their face between the ass cheeks of beautiful women

lmao

buy (female) natural gas

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>>61938505
>THE DOW!!!!
>DONT SELL!!!!!
really wonderful government we have here don't we

>want to slurp SK Hynix through my bank
>all the funds in the other broker
>withdrawal takes until Monday
Its going to fucking moon isn't it. FUCK

invest in south korea anon
it is very good stock market anon
please

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>>61938514
Hell yeah, brotha.

if the iran thing doesn't turn into a dumpster fire and trump magically fixes the whole country and they have real elections in 6 months I'll actually laugh out loud
that would really be the most funny end to the whole thing
"wait we can actually save people.... by bombing them??? holy shit bro we should be bombing more people. foreign policy is so easy!"
This is the lesson trump will learn from unmitigated and totally undeserved success in venezuela, cuba, and iran. that's why he pushed for greenland. venezuela was too easy

>>61938453
its you that doesn't understand what a pyrrhic victory is, you need a side that has limited resources at its disposal that uses them to win a victory over an enemy with far greater reserves of resources. The only resources that the US will run out of is political capital and goodwill. If it wasn't for its population being anti-war pussies, america could conquer the planet.

trump plays the game on
le easy difficulty???

>>61938512
>Always remember, thanks to the US ISIS came into being. Let's see what's next
and we literally trained and funded al qaeda back when osama bin laden was fighting the soviets
and israel literally funded hamas, and killed everyone else so they could rise to power

I feel like at some point, people might actually notice a pattern?
Does anyone really believe the CIA is trying to save people, or make the world safe for democracy? that's not the goal here, and never was.

>>61938525
Don't worry that retard thinks occupying a country and building bases for force projection is losing lol.

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>>61938498
>being this mad and deluded
I'm memeing, you dumb malding faggot. "SMO" is the new meme slang for getting baited into unwinnable forever wars.

>>61938500
Iran has to turn into an occupation to prevent it from turning into an even worse version of the Houthis where insurgents continue to harass important shipping lanes. There is literally no way for Iran not to become a forever war.

>>61938501
You're not even American, are you? You don't know anything about our military history and how big of a clusterfuck Iraq and Afghanistan were.

>>61938498
Desert Storm was limited to Kuwait, which is tiny by comparison. Iran is twice the size and population of Iraq, with more people, better technology, and worse terrain.

>>61938527
>trump plays the game on
>le easy difficulty???
his magical luck abilities are being conferred to the us military right now
totally undeserved victory, trying dumb shit and somehow it works against all odds
I'd say he's the best commander in chief since eisenhower simply because of his ability to defy the odds, not because he has good ideas
no actually it's because he has such audacious and bad ideas that, if they worked, would appear as miracles, that he is the best commander in chief we could hope for
The teflon don will get us through world war 3, easy
that man DOES live life on easy mode.

>>61938537
+5 shekels have been deposited into your IDF account

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>>61938533
We are still in Iraq stop bringing it up. It makes you sound like a drooling retard. Besides you can't win an insurgency if majority of the population lives outside of the country IE Afghanistan and Vietnam. Korea was a stalemate. Syria got taken over by our supported groups, Libya got bombed for Gadhafi's government and lost. We are hoping to Libya Iran right now. If not we will Syria it through separate groups.

I invested my $100k inheritance in VTI at the start of the year. Saw the military buildup near Iran a few weeks ago and nearly sold. Wishing I had did so and held cash through this, I don’t see how this gets resolved quickly.

>>61938545
you sound like the normies that thought the economy would never recover after covid and the world was over

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>>61938542
>don't draw a comparison with Iraq because it makes me look like a retard
??? That's my point you fucking retard. Iraq is a forever war just like Iran will be. Also you have to occupy Iran to prevent them from harassing shipping lanes like the Houthis. There's no way to avoid it.

>>61938533
>>being this mad and deluded
Syria. Cuba. Venezuela. Libya. Iraq 1st time and 2nd time. thought I should get that out of the way. chinese and russian proxies are getting fucked.
>I'm memeing, you dumb malding faggot. "SMO" is the new meme slang for getting baited into unwinnable forever wars.
you're "meming", but you seem to still be getting caught on the point in question. Are you ESL by chance?

Let me explain in very simple terms. Iran's govt and miltiary will be absolutely destroyed, and very quickly. That might turn into a cluster fuck after ward, but who cares?
The regime change part of this regime change war will work very well, and very easily, and there's nothing iran can do to stop it

>Desert Storm was limited to Kuwait, which is tiny by comparison. Iran is twice the size and population of Iraq, with more people, better technology, and worse terrain.
the third world cope on this man
Brother, the iran economy was ALREADY on fucking life support before we starting bombing them. They are now blockaded. Do you know what an actual functioning world empire style navy can do to someone, just by existing? That's called a "fleet in being". I'm sure you know nothing of military history, but that means just having it can win wars for you. What happens when you actually use it? You destroy entire countries.
There is absolutely no chance the govt can survive. That's even without proxies or rebels being the boots on the ground

>>61938549
>Forever war without knowing the term
Anon please define it? Are we in a forever war with Japan and Germany right now?

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It's very simple. As long as these clusters of red balls stay as clusters of red balls and not red arrows we are getting increasingly more fucked. It doesn't matter what bullshit the US administration spews, it doesn't matter how safe Moshe feels, it doesn't matter how many schools is bombed. All that matters is the dots, the dots hold our near-term future in their stationary condition.

>>61938549
>??? That's my point you fucking retard. Iraq is a forever war just like Iran will be.
Are you retarded?
iraq is not at war with us, and we launch attacks from that puppet state all the time
Like we recently invaded syria from iraq, and now we are directing proxies to invade iran from iraq

Iraq is a vassal state of the pentagon.

Gentlemen, please keep the politics yapping to a minimum. You're scaring the babe

Im not gonna say that this war is a nohing bueger but the straight hormuz thing is gonna cause some fuckery in the next weeks

>>61938553
Yea this

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Holy fuck, you shills are so retarded. Nobody with more than two brain cells would fall for your revisionist bullshit. Thanks for spreading unhinged propaganda to let me buy mispriced cheap LNG calls, I guess lol.

>>61938557
Air superiority by monday and supermency in 3 months. It's going to be fucking rough anon. America is going to stretch the definition of both terms and the insurance companies are to going jack the rates like a motherfucker.

>>61938557
>Im not gonna say that this war is a nohing bueger but the straight hormuz thing is gonna cause some fuckery in the next weeks
true
the market thinks this will all blow over in just 2 weeks, and despite the brown boys embarrassing themselves with fanfiction about how big and stronk iran is, they still have a bunch of drones and missiles
and they can shut down the straits of hormuz simply by spamming missiles at any civilian ship that tries to cross
and america failed to suppress the houthis, who are just iran proxies and armed by iran. what if iran uses its supposedly large stockpile of missiles to just do that itself?

though now I'm starting to think iran's military was an absolute joke the whole time and maybe we should have never taken them even 10% as seriously as we did.
do they even have thousands of missiles or drones at this point? did they ever?
kinda sus. iran not so big and stronk methinks

>Make a PLTR OP
>Thread is filled with ChatGPT bots posting at lighting speed about politics to kill the thread
Please make the Captcha hard again Hiro

>>61938563
Imma be real if we don't overestimate them then the results would be worse. In regards to the Houthis where are they? Did we threaten them with bombing their families?

>>61938555
The hoes have fled.

>>61938560
How is iraq a forever war anon? They are a vassal state and we use them to launch invasions into neighboring countries. Sounds like we are not at war with them any more, and in fact, they are a useful client state now
How can that be a forever war, if there is no war, iraq is our bitch and we tell them what to do, and they do it? doesn't sound like a hostile relationship to me.

>Holy fuck, you shills are so retarded. Nobody with more than two brain cells would fall for your revisionist bullshit. Thanks for spreading unhinged propaganda to let me buy mispriced cheap LNG calls, I guess lol.
ah, the reply guy can't reply any more
This is what brownies do when they can't think up a reply. They just sputter incoherently about nothing in particular, abandon all talking points, then run away while claiming they won. It does get tiresome

>>61938563
Dunno, dont care about war fanfic

>>61938568
>How is iraq a forever war anon?
Still flying to this day over syris and iraq and dropping bombs over some terrorist cells anon

>>61938567
The thread in this state could use a female touch though!

>>61938573
In america we call bombing random terrorists a game of hot potato. You wouldn't get it ESL.

>>61938537
Venezuela surprised EVERYONE and seems to have worked, if that doesn't count as deserved idk what does. Of course it only makes sense to speak of the administration in this way, surely everyone can agree on that in year 9 of trump-biden-trump

>>61938566
>Imma be real if we don't overestimate them then the results would be worse. In regards to the Houthis where are they? Did we threaten them with bombing their families?
yeah that's the thing that bothers me
if the houthis are iranian proxies, and are basically iran lite or diet iran (now with less carbs!) then surely the real deal will be a lot better at shutting down their own ocean choke point?
all the rhetoric and theorycrafting aside, real world results speak for themselves
though now maybe if iran collapses, the houthis won't get any missiles, so they'll run out of ammo?
they could probably ration the ammo for another 2 years at least, and still threaten shipping at least a little bit until they slowly peter out.
hmm

>>61938564
>>Make a PLTR OP
>>Thread is filled with ChatGPT bots posting at lighting speed about politics to kill the thread
>Please make the Captcha hard again Hiro
there are some brown people who get REALLY triggered at the thought of america winning, and cling to fantasies of our imminent defeat, even when they see america winning over and over again against the chink and ruski proxies, while china and russia do literally nothing to help their "allies"

not looking so good for team Bad Guy. maybe china won't even try to invade taiwan at this point?
shit this is getting WAY too easy. kinda spooking me to be honest. It can't actually be that easy to win cold war 2.0, right?

>>61938546
I don’t think the world is ending but I really missed a better buying opportunity

any chances of a bad recession in the US caused by the war?

>>61938585
Pffft no if anything we are in a rolling recession since 2020ish. Some people are getting fucked and some aren't. Happened in 2014 with military/government jobs and coal/energy.

>>61938561
>America is going to stretch the definition of both terms


>>61938579

>America is going to stretch the definition of both terms
Kek yea I see

>>61938588
Now an anon gets it.

>>61938573
>Still flying to this day over syris and iraq and dropping bombs over some terrorist cells anon
uh bonus?
How many american troops have died in iraq this year? wait ai can help us

>Operation Inherent Resolve (OIR): Throughout 2025 and early 2026, the U.S. mission in Iraq remained focused on an "advise and assist" role. During this period, ISIS attacks remained at "historically low levels," and no American combat fatalities were recorded in Iraq under this mandate.
Lmao. this is the "forever war". sounds like the non combat advisor role meme is actually real this time

oilbros should I slurp now o-o

>>61938591
You dont need victims in a forever war you need to participate with resources, money, material, personnell

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Things must be getting really bad if the IDF has to shill this hard that everything is okay. No joke, I'm going max long energy/short equities tomorrow at open.

Iren about to be diluted by 6 billion, almost half the mcap, and people in here were jubilant yesterday, this always fucking happens with these companies.

>>61938585
>any chances of a bad recession in the US caused by the war?
no, if there is a recession the market will find a "reason"
6 months into it, dumbass economists will decide the "main factors" which started the recession
every year there are 10 reasons the market should up, and 10 reasons the market should go down. in a bear market, it finds a reason, then everyone pretends "that was the reason". in a bull market, people find any excuse for stocks to go up. Then they pretend that was the reason.
Anything will do it, if the market is ready to pop

>>61938591
>>61938595

Actually some US soldiers died 2024 by a drone impact in Jordan

>>61938599
is jordan yet another forever war? is germany and japan another forever war? We play this hot potato anon and these fuckers still catch it burning their hands every time.

>>61938595
>You dont need victims in a forever war you need to participate with resources, money, material, personnell
sounds like someone is stretching definitions of terms now...hmmmm
We are not at war with iraq, since american troops are not dying in iraq
Hard to have a war, if one side is totally unable to kill troops of the other side. I'm pretty sure if no one is dying... that's not a war then my dude. and brown people don't count as people. Only american deaths really register in my book. if brown people kill each other, or if we kill brown people, then who cares?

Now if you want to claim iraq is a vassal state, then yes that is totally true. Forever war? What war are you talking about? Iraq is our bitch and they do everything we tell them to do. they are not at war with us.

>#OOTT | Iran's Deputy ForMin: Iran Is Ready To Abandon Its Nuclear Program On The Condition That The United States Makes A Lucrative Alternative Offer

Instant market reaction, lmao

Report the palantir bots.

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Bro's what would the predictions at the end of month look like WITH THIS LION OF IRAN?

Why isn't oil going up?

>>61938607
Monday the strait of Whores is open wider than a Goatse.

>>61938599
>Actually some US soldiers died 2024 by a drone impact in Jordan
I did say "This year" anon
that's the last 12 months, and by my count, 2024 is more than 12 months ago considering we are now in 2026.
if a couple soldiers died in jordan in 2024, what the fuck does that have to do with iraq?
am I talking to an ESL brownie?

look anyway, let's return to the key points, which you have basically admitted you're totally wrong about (muh forever war, can't win, pyrrhic victory, iran big and stronk, whatever whatever)

America is winning, iran will suffer total and absolute military defeat and regime change, and there is nothing they can do to stop it
And russia nor china will lift a goddamn finger to get in our way or help their "allies"
sounds like team Bad Guy ain't so good at "team work"

Iran is literally just a speed bump to us. china and russia are the real targets here my friend.

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How many /rxrx/ to make it? Putting my first order for 185 in today

>>61938606
>Bro's what would the predictions at the end of month look like WITH THIS LION OF IRAN?
they are hiding the real missiles
they were just going easy on us
but after taking horrible catastrophic damage, now, now they will show us true pain
They just gave us the first 2 rounds and let us get air superiority over them, as american fighters BRAZENLY fly over their fucking capital
it's rope a dope
classic maneuever. They are lulling us, lulling us I tell you! lulling us, into a false sense of victory and superiority.

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>>61938607
>Why isn't oil going up?
cuz iran govt officials are posting their fanfiction about a slow roll out of their super sekret top tier totally real missiles
put a fork in her, this bitch is cooked

>>61938613
Russians haven't taken the gloves off yet anon
Also Russia is holding its best in reserve
Also T14 armata can shoot F22's out of the sky no problem
Lets not forget that NATO is disarmed after fighting Russia directly in Ukraine

I cannot believe turd worlders think we are fighting russia directly and we have no stockpiles due to that. holy lel. Not to mention the VPN switching like the other guy when cornered.

Link to the EWY shirt?

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All of this is yet again bullish for reneweables. Thank you Trump for pushing forward the green agenda.

>>61938602
>is jordan yet another forever war?
No, USA has several military bases in Jordan where they operate from all over middle east

>>61938620
Then don't bring up jordan when talking about Iraq dumbass

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You expect me to believe that I4m35FmD and JXbMeMDB writing huge unhinged paragraphs of text barely 60 seconds apart aren't a palantir LLM spambot?

>>61938616
>Russians haven't taken the gloves off yet anon
true
>Also Russia is holding its best in reserve
also true
>Also T14 armata can shoot F22's out of the sky no problem
I heard they only made one T14 Armada Fleet Super Tank Carrier Tank because they only need one of them. America trembles
>Lets not forget that NATO is disarmed after fighting Russia directly in Ukraine
also true. So true!
>I cannot believe turd worlders think we are fighting russia directly and we have no stockpiles due to that. holy lel. Not to mention the VPN switching like the other guy when cornered.
They are brown. confronting reality directly would require them to take a hit to their ego and accept their inferiority against white militaries.
So they choose fantasy and fanfiction instead
kinda sad, but understandable

>>61938621
They fly from jordan ro iraq and drop bombs there
Ofcourse I will mention that

>>61938612
Can I interest you in some Novo Nordisk? :)

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>>61938623
Would a spam bot call you a retarded faggot? Besides Monday 3/9/2026 US amerilard time the strait of whookers will be open i promise you that.

>>61938628
You're probably the jeet controlling JXbMeMDB, which is undeniably an LLM.

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>>61938631
>The VPN switching cum sucker spouts more ESL nonsense

>>61938549
>Iraq is a forever war just like Iran will be.
>>61938623
hey, it's the guy who still thinks iraq is a forever war.
Were you the dude talking about a couple guys dying in 2024 in jordan as a response to "there were zero american troop deaths in the last year in iraq?"

I feel like brownies really can't accept reality. And when you shove the truth in their face, their brains shut off as a self defense mechanism
Debating them is tiresome.

Do you have a response to... anyone's substantive points? Or just... running away like a bitch and still spamming the thread?

>>61938634
No im still here and good for you for winning the next war

>>61938631
>You're probably the jeet controlling JXbMeMDB, which is undeniably an LLM.
you think iraq is a forever war
So... opinion discarded

Let me guess, some guy died in a training accident in syria in 2022, so that means iraq is totes a forever war STILL TO THIS DAY

These brownies really do get triggered when america wins don't they?

>>61938633
>>61938634
You're posting at like 500 WPM, which is humanly impossible.

>>61938639
??????

>Watching two LLMs slap fighting with each other
I don't know what I expected making a thread about Palantir.

>>61938636
>No im still here and good for you for winning the next war
Hey bud, do you have any responses to any of the substantial points made, to any of your replies?

Like how iraq is not a forever war, because it's not a war, considered no american troops have died in the last 12 months in iraq?
Not 2024 in jordan
I know this is really really hard for your brown mind to understand this.
But iraq. In the last 12 months. No american soldiers have died.
How is this a war, much less a forever war?

Go ahead. I'll wait. Either one of you niggers. Any time now.

Either give a meaningful reply, or admit defeat and stop spamming the thread.

>>61938639
>You're posting at like 500 WPM, which is humanly impossible.
uh... I know you're really really stupid
And can't do math at all. But I'm actually typing really slowly. nowhere even close to 500 WPM lmao

Also: I know this is very very difficult for you. And the truth hurts your tiny brain, so you won't ever confront it but:
>hey, it's the guy who still thinks iraq is a forever war.
Just gonna keep repeating myself until you finally answer the thing you desperately want to avoid.
I'm trying to make this as easy as possible.

>>61938645
Yea you are right no one died in the past 12 months

>>61938652
If you need a Cope chamber full of mulattos then i recommend /chug/ on /pol/

Plot twist: OP is the LLM.

>>61938652
>Yea you are right no one died in the past 12 months
and thus it is not a forever war, because there isn't a war
I don't think you can really call something a war where one side is taking no losses. A beat down? One sided massacre? something like that. but that's not really a war right?

however you are right in that it is lasting forever. and we will likely never leave iraq, or at least not any time soon. they are now a vassal and they belong to the pentagon
As it should be.

>>61938654
>If you need a Cope chamber full of mulattos then i recommend /chug/ on /pol/
oof
have they mentioned syria at all lately, or just totally memory holed it?
I remember them hyping up venezuela's super sekret chink anti air radar that totally UNVEILS and UNMASKS the F22 and F35 fake stealth
and then it uh... didn't work
last I checked they said "yeah the chinks are saving the real shit for their own use"
pretty sure venezuela being years and years of guerilla fighting, endless war, a whole new vietnam just kinda.... stopped being mentioned

Who knew winning was this easy? Jeez! I love being american. It's like playing a strategy game on easy mode

>>61938667
You can turn off your LLM. I'm just going to remake the exact same thread when you have this one hit bumplock in about 20 minutes.

>>61938667
Chink armchair generals are begging to draw a noose for themselves and are planning to send their families abroad among other CCP official's to wait out the war or civil war that might happen before returning as businessmen. /Chug/ which i visit has less bot spam but is full of cope thinking that they are directly fighting NATO. The chink angle is that china wont ever attack russia instead of attacking america. Naive honestly. If XI wins Taiwan is on the table if not then central asia and Russia to the Urals is and no other country would support it.

They cope about american meme stealth the most.

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>>61938671

it's going up

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Y'all do nuthin y'all can't even make free energy with a shell

But I can

holy shit shut the fuck up everybody. I bet this is swiftie's doing

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TIME TO SHORT BOYS??

>>61938436
How different is trading on a computer vs a phone? I'm gathering research before I start. I have a mac, which program is cheap and allows me to see the live action and has all the tools like the pros?

>>61938704
Check out the links in the description
PC Masterrace

>>61938673
>Chink armchair generals are begging to draw a noose for themselves and are planning to send their families abroad among other CCP official's to wait out the war or civil war that might happen before returning as businessmen.
I heard that's why chief chink xi purged more of the generals. they didn't want to die in his doomed taiwan invasion strategy.
>full of cope thinking that they are directly fighting NATO.
they do recycle talking points, when some wear out
> The chink angle is that china wont ever attack russia instead of attacking america.
china attacking russia is definitely on the table. they even announced their intentions, with the maps of that territory belonging to the "true china" didn't they? not exactly subtle
>If XI wins Taiwan is on the table if not then central asia and Russia to the Urals is and no other country would support it.
a lot of eastern russia at least
>They cope about american meme stealth the most.
yeah the big flag for "this is brown speak" is the stealth whining. They are secretly jealous about it


>>61938671
>You can turn off your LLM
what LLM?
Do brownies really think I'm typing fast or something?
that other brown dude thought I was typing at 500WPM or something. I know subhumans are bad at math and stuff but wow dude
you also said I was typing at "lightning speed"

I actually type pretty slowly. Does this seem superhuman to you, or something?
OH SHIT
the slow replies and short replies make more sense now. The brownies literally can't think that hard that long, so anything more than a couple sentences is like an incomprehensible novel to them. woah
Thank you. I just learned something today. the subhuman savages make a lot more sense now.

>>61938704
obviously it's better on a computer

>>61938710
Nigger nobody reads your shit its just taking up space in the thread shut the fuck up

>>61938607
because the strait of whore moose is wide open

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>he doesn't steal

not gonna mate it

>>61938710
They won't go past the Urals since EU would step in on Russia's behalf. It's a very clear agreement between europe and asia.

>>61938718
low trust society vibes
this is why food deserts exist

>>61938606
they said the same shit last year during the 12 day war and then proceeded to do nothing

>>61938604
they still don't get that Israel and their golem want regime change do they?
the nuclear bs is just pretext

>>61938707
>>61938712
Can I buy a trading algorithm and have that do trades for me? What platform and types of trading do you do?

>>61938716
I know the thought of america winning really really triggers you and you think iraq is a forever war even though no one died in the last 12 months but uh...
yeah bro
Good luck with that.

>Nigger nobody reads your shit
Because you can't read. It all makes sense now.
Do brown people actually not know how to read? is it the ESL? or maybe they just aren't literate even in their own language?

>>61938719
>They won't go past the Urals since EU would step in on Russia's behalf. It's a very clear agreement between europe and asia.
lmao
hahaha

>>61938593
Yes

>>61938735
I know its retarded but europe would turn into THD real fucking quick and give Belarus and Ukraine to Russia if it meant they don't have to share a border with China or lose its oil to China.

>>61938655
Its clear that this is the truth. The other guy is just stimmed up. You can always tell the llms because they have the same incoherent logic mistakes

>>61938726
>they still don't get that Israel and their golem want regime change do they?
>the nuclear bs is just pretext
yep. all those homeboys gonna die
there's no stopping this now
What did those mother fuckers REALLY think they could back out now, and ask for a cease fire?
HAHAHAHA

>>61938585
Depends on how long it takes

>>61938741
If the (remaining) top leadership is smart they should be packing their bags to move to russia as soon as possible

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>>61938726
piece of shit 4chan thinks it's spam.

>>61938748
>Difference is, that this is about Israel, so even if 90% of the population were against it, it would still go on.
exactly

>>61938748
After a certain amount of charcters 4chan hates copy and paste.

>>61938557
the market as usual is pricing in that nothing ever happens and its wrong

>>61938727
r u serious? look at the links in the description again

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>>61938748
Maybe I should correct: itwould at least be one of the ways to make the US stop waging war/attacking/continuing their special military operation, but it's unlikely that they'd stop.

I mean, picrel are the words of Trump.

>>61938747
>If the (remaining) top leadership is smart they should be packing their bags to move to russia as soon as possible
yeah I wouldn't even try the "surrender to get immunity thing" or "I'll just hide out in my house and not do any military things ACK"
CIA is hunting for people, they literally killed khamani in his fucking house
Nowhere is safe in iran right now.
I'd be getting the fuck out of dodge.

>Difference is, that this is about Israel, so even if 90% of the population were against it, it would still go on.
yep. the dems are pretending to be against it as a show because orange man bad, but that's just nonsense.
the usual energy just isn't there. Really half hearted "war protest"

>>61938553
At a certain point the UK will be forced to join or they'll lose the gigantic insurance industry, the last thing making London relevant on the world stage

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China's Shanghai INE crude futures have surged to $98.5 per barrel

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PYPL 62 in two weeks

>>61938749
I think is was Rubio? Who flubbed a reporter question and said something like Isreal was gonna do it with or without us so the less risky option was to give assistance to assure quick victory

Basically they had the cards

>>61938769
Now China needs to restrict rare earths and critical minerals as a response.

>smells of feembrap

>>61938769
Is this a good time to buy?

Don't participate in games that have ready pools of freely able takers

Thats the market, and the vast majority of life

>>61938772
they were never going to do it without the US

>>61938773
China doesn't want to piss off the rest of the world, they just want the war to stop

>>61938775
Yes

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Russia is going to attack Azerbaijan in the next 72 hours, officially starting WW3. Screencap this.

>>61938789
No, they won't
they can't even beat ukraine

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>>61938790
They're going to launch some standoff cruise missiles to stop the Azeris from invading northern Iran.

>>61938784
Simple:
>Higher oil prices due to US' war in Middle East is not in the interest of China
>In the interest of China to stop this war, restrict export of material the US needs for war.

Even longterm, assuming Iran changes regime to somebody the US wants. That could and very likely would hurt China too. It's not just in the short-term this conflict.

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>>61938769
I'm getting silver dejavu

>>61938793
In case it wasn't obvious Russia and China have abandoned Iran... again

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>>61938798
Okay retard, keep coping but don't say I didn't warn you.

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>>61938758

>Bloomberg
>Marco Rubio lets slip that the US attacked Iran because Israel had already decided to do so. If true, that is bloodcurdling, says

KEK, Rubio did the reverse Trump. They are even now.

>>61938799
funny how you completely forgot (or chose to ignore) what happened last year lmao

>>61938800
imagine being an anti-semitic /pol/ incel and thinking voting Trump would solve le jewish queston

KLOK (new meme word replacing 'kek')

>>61938769
>China's Shanghai INE crude futures have surged to $98.5 per barrel
looks like the chink oil is about to get expensive
guess they shouldn't have been buying the Bad Guy oil
or maybe they should have had a navy if they wanted to do the whole rival trade empire thing lmao
what a bunch of fucking retards. did they really think would just let them leech off our free trade system forever?
they do need a navy now, to defend their shipping lanes. otherwise we're gonna oopsie a couple more Bad Guy Oil countries

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>>61938805
Your shitty propaganda is why this conflict keeps escalating and why we're sleepwalking into WW3. Regardless of whatever your aims are, it would be better for everyone involved if we could just assess the real danger of this situation to stop it from escalating any further.

>>61938809
All oil is "bad guy oil" lol

>>61938810
>w-we should just stop!!!
clearly words of the winning side lmao

>>61938789
>Russia is going to attack Azerbaijan in the next 72 hours, officially starting WW3. Screencap this.
why would they attack azerbaijan? isn't that a russian proxy against armenia or some shit?

>>61938805
>funny how you completely forgot (or chose to ignore) what happened last year lmao
third worlders often forget inconvenient details, then when those things are inconveniently mentioned, they just brush them off as if they have no importance

I will repeat myself. Attention, Bajoran Workers:
Ahem.
Syria, Iraq part 1 and part 2, libya, cuba, venezuela, and now iran
When is russia or china gonna do shit?

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>>61938814
Okay dude, hope you have a good bomb shelter.

>>61938815
> When is russia or china gonna do shit?
russia and china will actually help their allies in 2 more weeks
trust the plan

let me guess, we are crashing in two more weeks because of sandniggers/AI/tariffs

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> futures

>>61938817
I don't live in the middle east so I don't need one, thanks anyways

>>61938810
i feel like this might just be a bot, since he can't reply to anyone's substantial points
Anyone else noticed that? It's like he can't actually read, assimilate information, then respond to it in any way
bot, or brown. take your pick I guess. both are lacking critical human faculties
That certain spark

>>61938812
>All oil is "bad guy oil" lol
No sir. any country america does business with is a Good Guy country. like venezuela for instance
they were bad guys, now we do money laundry on their oil, so they are good guys, and thus it is Good Guy oil.
Same with iran. Iran dodging sanctions, selling oil to china? Classic bad guy stuff.
Thus, bad guy oil
If we take over and decide who it gets sold to, that makes it Good Guy Oil.

>>61938820
kek

>>61938818
>russia and china will actually help their allies in 2 more weeks
>trust the plan
oh I'm a plan truster. the biggest, in fact
russia very big and very stronk
same as iran... er, uh not looking so hot now
I mean, china, best nation. big, stronk. good.

Surely russia or china will lift a finger to save one of their puppet states. Soon, guys. right? Soon???

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>>61938815
Iran launched a drone attack inside Azerbaijan to preemptively strike the Azeri invasion force that we're trying to organize in lieu of US ground troops. Russia is allied with Armenia and has a strained-neutral relationship with Azerbaijan, but it needs Iran for multiple reasons.

>>61938821
You will for the nuclear fallout if this keeps escalating.

>>61938823
Gas yourself, kike.

>>61938828
>muh nookes
lmao
no one is risking armageddon over some random towelheads my thirdie friend

B-17 BOMBER

>>61938806
KLOL

also nice ID, allcaps only letters

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>>61938829
Are you an Eglin nigger or a kike? Either way, shit must be hitting the fan if you're trying to shill geopolitics in the stock market general of an autistic cartoon frog gambling forum.

>>61938828
>Iran launched a drone attack inside Azerbaijan to preemptively strike the Azeri invasion force
so iran is launching more ineffective attacks, that piss off even more people?
are they trying to speedrun regime collapse? Holy fuck, they are just provoking literally everyone

>>61938828
>Gas yourself, kike.
Now, now, stay on topic my childlike friend. You were reminded about how china and russia have done nothing to save their "friends" around the world recently.
And instead of actually responding to this very inconvenient fact when it was brought up you... just sort of went off into.... something I suppose.

So I'll make it really really easy for you.
China and russia have not lifted a goddamn finger to save their so called friends over the last year. syria, cuba, venezuela, now iran.
Your response?

>>61938820
There's funny AI shit and then there's one minute of this which consumed more energy than me in one year.

Why is kospi up 10 percent but after hours retards are saying ewy is down 2 percent . Make it make sense .

>>61938835
I don't read LLM slop, sorry.

>>61938834
I love how he literally cannot address the substantial point raised.
I'll repeat it for you:
>no one is risking armageddon over some random towelheads my thirdie friend
If you have a response, then great. Otherwise admit defeat and stop spamming with zero information content seethe.

>>61938809
I have no sympathy for the Chinese anymore. They're the only ones who can stop these American lunatics setting the world on fire but they stand by and do nothing. USA realized it can't compete economically with China and has decided to tear it apart using military force in the coming decades. Fuck those cowardly chinks and fuck the US as well.

>>61938834
you just said russia is allied with armenia so you're just a retard since that stopped being true after the azerbaijan invasion, armenia is a now a western ally
and yes the war will escalate further and your heckin thirdie alliance (russia and china) won't do shit to stop it

>>61938838
Here, I'll make it easy for you:
>China and russia have not lifted a goddamn finger to save their so called friends over the last year. syria, cuba, venezuela, now iran.
>Your response?

Thanks for admitting defeat once again. How many times will this guy run face first into facts he doesn't like then just... spam more seethe?

I swear this guy really is a chatbot. Every time the bot goes over budget for the ai tokens, he just defaults to some non sequitur seethe that is interchangeable and could be used for any reply.

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>>61938840
>>no one is risking armageddon over some random towelheads my thirdie friend
The stated purpose of the Iran invasion by these zogslaves and their like masters is to literally trigger armageddon. Also, note that you explicitly use the religious term "Armageddon" rather than the more common and neutral English term "apocalypse", which tells me that you are, in fact, a kike.

>>61938842
>USA realized it can't compete economically with China and has decided to tear it apart using military force in the coming decades.
turns out that military competition is the same thing as economic competition
Now china needs to establish its own trade empire, not parasite off the global free trade system america set up by itself using the US navy

We're just going back to reality. And china could never survive on its own without parasiting off america or other white countries in some way or another. Now we're seeing that china cannot compete when forced to actually go toe to toe with america. That means they could never really win

The reason why they are doing nothing? Honestly, the chinks are cowards. they like money, not fighting. they are ultimately a slave race.

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FUCKING BOT NIGGERS SHOO SHOO

>>61938847
Kek they truly are China first

>>61938852
there are retarded people who didn't buy ADBE, ORCL, PYPL

>>61938848
>The stated purpose of the Iran invasion by these zogslaves and their like masters is to literally trigger armageddon.
Huh?
Who ever said something about that? Oh, you're talking about something whacko fundamentalist christians believe. I didn't realize that was official govt policy

>Also, note that you explicitly use the religious term "Armageddon"
I know you are brown, and this is really REALLY difficult for you, but I was quoting someone else so those aren't my words.
And um... another thing. Apocalypse is a fucking religious term you fucking idiot. Have you ever read the bible? It's a christian thing
I swear these muslims are so ignorant, they don't even understand their own religion
And they think everyone is a jew
Now I'm kinda mad. This ESL little shit is trying to tell me (after confusing me with another anon) about the specific religious connotations of words in english, while ALSO GETTING THAT WRONG TOO

How could you be so absolutely fucking stupid? Not just ESL, but brown, and thus your stupidity is incurable

a·poc·a·lypse
/əˈpäkəˌlips/
noun
noun: Apocalypse; noun: the Apocalypse; noun: apocalypse; plural noun: apocalypses
1.
the complete final destruction of the world, as described in the biblical book of Revelation.
"the bell's ringing is supposed to usher in the Apocalypse"
(especially in the Vulgate Bible) the book of Revelation.
singular proper noun: Apocalypse

I'm brown. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>61938849
wait a second.
you mean to tell me the saudis have been aware of the hormuz shutdown strategy for a while now, and have already built a pipeline that can handle 50% of their crude oil output, that pipes out to the other side of the arabian peninsula

And they are... using it? For exactly what it was intended for, exactly when they need it most?
Damn those saudis sure are smart. Diversify your infrastructure

>>61938850
>not parasite off the global free trade system america set up by itself using the US navy
What is this bullshit? The US navy is the primary source of instability in trade routes right now. The US didn't "set up" shit.

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>>61938850
>>61938858
No human can type that fast, kike bot. Btw, for the benefit of everyone else in this general, here is the story about how they told all bases in the region that they're literally trying to trigger the apocalypse by invading Iran.

>>61938862
ik right?
crazy
>>61938863
you don't actually believe that
The US made globalism possible

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>>61938861
Brown hands typed this.

>>61938867
>Source: Substack article

>>61938869
The Dutch and Spanish were moving goods halfway around the world before the US even existed as a nation state you imbecile. Stop talking about things you don't understand.

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>>61938836
I'm well aware I share this general with a half dozen or so utterly humorless squares among other smiggers
I'm just happy the majority of you are, to no surprise at all, e*ropean. One of you is literally 90IQ and never happy at all. That's probably you.

>>61938872
back then they had a navy to protect those routes retard

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>>61938871
Here you go, retard. It was widely reported. There are no sane people in charge to keep this conflict from escalating.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-iran-armageddon-second-coming-complaint-b2931579.html

>>61938863
>What is this bullshit? The US navy is the primary source of instability in trade routes right now. The US didn't "set up" shit.
>The US didn't "set up" shit.
I feel like the entire new world order (named after the New World, meaning America) is something people just take for granted, they have no idea how we got here and what sacrifices were necessary to make it happen. Brown people just look at what white people built and assume it has ever been thus. They are so entitled because they have no view of history or time in general.

There is no free trade without a navy to defend it
What happens to trade routes, if there is no one to kill pirates?

I know that maybe this is complicated, but before the british navy took over the world, and the the american navy took over right after they declined, there were these things called pirates
and mercantilism
and trade empires
No global free trade

America decided it wanted free trade.
Now people who are against america think they can parasite off our system (which is the american system, because we control the oceans). And parasite off what we do, and what we worked for, while openly defying us or being hostile to us.

We are now returning to the world of trade empires and mercantilism. and it turns out china's economy don't work so great when they realize they actually need a fucking navy to defend their trade routes, and can't rely on the american navy being so nice to them forever.
Typical communist parasites. Everything china is today was built by america.

>>61938876
Jesus christ, mods do something about this obvious LLM slop bot

>>61938875
The war will only end after regime change, both Israel and America have been clear about that
If Iran wants to keep getting bombed to rubble that's their choice

>WAAAAAAAAA JANNIES DO SOMETHING

>>61938878
You didn't address the point that the people in charge are off their rocker and are literally trying to end the world.

>>61938867
>No human can type that fast, kike bot.
Holy fucking shit, do you really think typing at 50 WPM is like a superhuman ability?
you thought I was typing at 500 WPM. You know what five hundred words per minute means right?
That's 500, five hundred, five zero zero. Words. Per. Minute.
I know you are ESL but try to keep up

And I know you are brown and you can only think in individual sentence fragments at a time, but this is actually normal for white people.

>they're literally trying to trigger the apocalypse by invading Iran.
And you went totally non sequitur from someone talking about nukes to some religious theory about christian fundies who believe in the book of revelation.

Does your mind ever have the ability to just stay on task for even five seconds?

Jesus you niggas have like 40 posts each this thread alone
Give it a rest, will ya

>>61938881
Jannies will let jeet shills use LLMs but ban me for summoning digits, its discriminatory I tells ya

DAILY REMINDER IREN IS NOT DILLUTING $6BILLION THEY JUST HAVE THE OPTION TO DILLUTE UP TO $6B BUT THEY WILL NOT USE THAT OPTION UNTIL SHARE PRICE IS HIGHER.I WILL BE SLURPING HARD

>>61938872
>The Dutch and Spanish were moving goods halfway around the world before the US even existed as a nation state you imbecile. Stop talking about things you don't understand.
trade empires are not the same thing as global free trade or globalism you fucking retard

We are literally returning to the world state of trade empires, and your counter point to how global free trade was totally possibly before america was trade empires and mercantilism... which is the opposite of global free trade.

These browns are so fucking stupid, it's actually painful.

Yes, white people are superior. Yes, america is the greatest nation on earth and you should be grateful we even allow you to live or leech off our system. Jesus fucking christ it's like they think they are equal to us or something.

>>61938873
Sorry, I'm brown and don't understand what you just said. >>61938861

I assume you are a very nice person though.

>>61938877
Just because your tiny brown mind cannot follow thoughts for more than 2 sentences or 20 words at a time, doesn't mean my post had no information in it
I know you find this very difficult, because you are very stupid and very brown, but if you actually read my post, you will find substantial points being made

You are welcome to even ATTEMPT to respond to any of them

Holy fuck this brown guy is literally so stupid (and brown) his brain shuts down and he can't even attempt to respond to any points being made he doesn't like.

He mind literally senses the cognitive dissonance and shuts down to protect him from thinking too hard.

>>61938837
Anon...KOSPI follows the previous days NY price action.

>>61938894
>>61938900
You shills use the word """"brown"""" because you're not allowed to say nigger. It's a dead giveaway every time. Now that I mentioned it, you'll say "nigger" once or twice and then go back to saying """""brown""""".

Here, I'll even quote the most important parts, for this brown chatbot, so that maybe the ai token budget it has will be allowed to process the post:

>There is no free trade without a navy to defend it
>What happens to trade routes, if there is no one to kill pirates?
>I know that maybe this is complicated, but before the british navy took over the world, and the the american navy took over right after they declined, there were these things called pirates
>and mercantilism
>and trade empires
>No global free trade

This is like talking to a child. A very very stupid child. He'll whine and bitch and moan, and then when someone replies to him to tell him he's wrong, he'll spam the thread with zero information content bitching.
IQ under 80? under 70?

Here's the point you have no response to:
>trade empires are not the same thing as global free trade or globalism you fucking retard
And this:
>You are welcome to even ATTEMPT to respond to any of them
go ahead brown little nig nig

>>61938908
>You shills use the word """"brown"""" because you're not allowed to say nigger.
You are a nigger. The biggest nigger there ever was. A bigger nigger, one might even say