Reject the evidence of your eyes and ears, The State demands it edition ->Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5GPrevious smigger thread>>62099080
>>62099821The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. I will happily be sidelined until the orange nigger invades.
‘S’ em, G?I hardly know em, G.
>>62099843basado
>>62099821>>62099821Kek Yeah I’m sure they’re missing their after work squash at the Harvard Club and dinner at Dorsia to discuss the plight of the wagie and AI.Definitely panic meeting for more price fixing to bail themselves out for the 5th time in less than two years.
>futures
>>62099808So when’s the best time to sell
>>62099850neverI’m taking it all with me
Buy into fear sell into fomo
>>62099847isn't this what project glasswing is suppose to address
/Biz/ have your experiences matched picrel?
I'm now snackmaxxing. All in on snack stocks. If amerilards are going to be fat and disgusting near me, then I'm going to profit off it.
>>62099858lol I remember this post
Today I placed a limit sell on AUD, at .7085, shortly before futures opened. Was hoping to catch some opening volatility.The order was fulfilled at .7090.Everyone on Robinhood can see my order as a red candle at 6:00 today. I think that's pretty cool.
How long will it be until they build the wall?*(*To keep us in)
I cut my food budget by 10 dollar and sucking more dick in the weekends
>>62099839I can stay irrational longer than the market can stay solvent
>market still thinks some moron will be able to vibe code alternatives to Microsoft and Adobe productskek, thanks for the generational buying opportunity, retards.
>>62099887Apache and gimp still exist and no one uses them
Andy Jassy and Mark Zuckerberg are financial terrorists
>>62099887I've been wondering for decades if programming will become an esoteric thing.
>>62099887adobe and microsoft are dead you tard. use anything of theirs and waste your time. but yeah vibe coding is just imessage texting with a programming flavor sprinkled on and not something to be taken seriously. I mean it is helpful for orienting yourself or getting a list of hotkeys. NPCs are duped by this because they are incapable of discerning falsified information.
>>62099901>adobe and microsoft are deadYeah, that's why they're making billions of dollars in profit each year. Thanks anon, I'll stop trusting my lying eyes because Anthropic announced a new version of AI sloppa, now with twice the sloppa!
>>62099904enjoy your graphite rocks in your computer. I warned you
>>62099877where would you wanna go?
Tick tock.Your time is neigh, mumu
April 10: Crude 105 USDApril 17 : Crude 115 USDApril 20: Crude 130 USDmake of that what you will
kek baggies
The Iran War has taken about 10% of Saudi oil production capacity offline according to Saudi Arabia, that's 600,000 barrels a day
2 days ago I had a shart so bad at night that I thought I shit myself.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
>>62099935incredibly bullish
>>62099847AI companies have made up bullshit too many times, I see no reason to trust them, especially when they're getting ready for their IPO
>April CPI nowcast at 3.6%>April core PCE at 3.2%How long will these corrupt fucks at the federal reserve continue to ignore their mandate to control inflation?
>>62099935The straight is open.There is no cause for alarm.We have signed a lasting peace, or we would have, had we been at war, which we never were, though we won that not war in a historic way, some are saying its the greatest military victory of the past 3000 years, or they would be, if it had been a war, which it wasn't, even though we won.The missiles, which have long been destroyed, will no longer be firing, this has been conceded by the humiliated and defeated leadership which we killed several weeks ago.Do not be hysterical. Return to your accounts and resume buying.
>>62099887Even gamers are starting to leave Windows> Linux is gaining a foothold in PC gaming. According to the March 2026 Steam hardware survey, 5.3 percent of users are on some flavor of Linux, compared to 92.3 percent on Windows and just 2.4 percent on macOS. One year ago, Linux was at just 2.3 percent.Next time, don't replace white engineers with Indian tech support
>>62099953are you the fella that thinks if people are in two different buildings they can't communicate or something like that?
>>62099923I want to go to a board where talking about crypto is banned
>>62099949They have a dual mandate to also have "maximum employment" and there's not much they can do when it's driven by external factors, the Fed has a hammer to lower inflation when the solution requires multiple tools, the high price of fuel will act as rate increases regardless and lead to less spending
Rick Rule sold all of his oil positions. Sees $65-$75 oil heading into a global recession later in the year with weaker demand for energy. For once, I feel good about having front-ran Rule.
>>62099953Kek
>>62099954the problem is that mac and windows were always a psyop. their "profits" are corn syrup blood money.
>>62099945Didnt realize Anthropic was also planning to IPO too. Shoot, I might actually save up some cash for that one. Of the big meme companies IPOing in the near future they seem least likely to shit the bed long run imo
How we looking?>>62099960He's such a smart egg head
>>62099960>rick rule>dick druledon't care
>>62099965Yes they clearly are the one I believe in the mostBut I still don't trust their "our new project is going to change society forever guys, you'll see it right after our IPO"
how to invest into sushi?I feel like there is a big demand for good sushiJapan is big super soft power and all that y'know
>>62099959Inflation never dipped under 2%. We've had sustained high inflation for half a decade now, and keeping rates low is just feeding the AI capital misallocation cancer that's hurting the employment market. They need to grow some balls and hike.
>>62099955>strawman strawman strawmanThe level of mumu mental illness is off the charts. The only argument left is line go up line must go up the government will continue to price collude and pump my bags.
>>62099971buy a boat and put some japs on it in?
>>62099963I still think there is a reason to own a mac, but windows is clearly inferior to Linux nowadays
>>62099839>The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent
>>62099974>Opportunity costIf you are more risk-averse, that's ok. Maybe you have a bigger play ready down the road. I disagree with you.
>>62099977it was always inferior. you were just distracted by corn syrup and sawdust.
>>62099972The labour market has also been weak, in March 2025 the BLS revised job numbers downward by 911.000 for the previous year, in March 2024 it was revised downward by 818,000
>>62099839I'm so retarded. Mean to reply to this one.
Hello, I professo Jiang. We have a stlait, okay? And this stlait is closed, okay? This means oil will be thee hunda dorra, okay?
>>62099988HUBRIS
>>62099988>he can't pronounce R so he uses L>he also can't pronounce L so he uses RAt least be consistent with the racist stereotypes, nigger.
>>62099972>Hiking rates>To save the employment marketLmao. Face it dude, it's over. Gemma4:26b running on a 4090, an almost 4 year old consumer graphics card that cost $1600 at launch, is smarter than 90% of white collar workers. You can't save the employment market with that. Learn2pick cotton.
>>62099981I've been using Linux since 2013 though, I wouldn't have recommended it for Normie's until ~2020
>>62099980I just believe in capitalism freindo.I know that when my president is using Soviet style double speak, meeting with bankers and fund managers to fix prices, engaging in trade protectionism, debasing the currency, and so on and so fourth, that none of these things will work and will cause massive long term damage to financial markets.As to why this is the case, perhaps you should read the book. It was written a long time ago, but it still holds up pretty well.
>>62099988How is he wrong?
>>62099988the american EMPIRE, OK? Now, any questions?
Herro, I am-u Takashi-san, straito preasu openJapan disrike war! war baddo! shakai peacu!!!
>>62099988Deh oyle is going to hurt data centurs forcing the tech bubbre to pop, causing recession.
>>62099988herro i drink BEEG beer
>Carlyle said the CTAC fund also was exposed to redemption requests from investors looking for liquidity after being unable to fully redeem shares from other private-credit funds.Jesus Christ private credit equity shitshow is legit scaring me now
>>62100018Jerome said that private credit is not a systemic risk so I wouldn't worry about it.
>>62099998>>62100001>no quints for /SMG/You niggas suck
almost bought oil calls yesterday right before it crashedbut this ceasefire is kinda going poorly so feeling that urge again
>>62099993jiang is chinese, whom can pronunce r
>Ai bubble and private credit both shit the bed this year>Iran shitshow escalates to ww3>Markets for 2027>https://youtu.be/8kjY9sKdHlY?si=0ecwL4FZH24Lcq-_
>>62099994I fucking wish anon. There is so much fucking busy admin work the best models can't even do. I need a stupid fucking admin to handle my busy work so I can focus on important things
I'm Brown
>>62100064We get it, you're israeli.
>>62100060>>Markets for 2027>mumus already writing off 2026 as a losslol, its only the beginning
>>62099971weak yen hurts US seafood exports to japan and you'd have to have a niche market as cheap farmed fish has flooded the market. It's sort of a SYSCO situation
fuck taxes
Hormussy status?
>it's WTI going over 100$ episode againI feel like I'm watching a rerun.
>>62100090BUSSYENT!WAKE UP!GRAB THE SHORTS
Why aren't oil futures spiking? There is actual physical shortage, correct? Am I crazy?
>>62100088wide open for anyone that can make it through without getting blown upExactly the same as it ever was, stop asking
>>62100096Murica released 30m strategic yesterday
>>62100097
>>62100100uhm, I wanted to sell today, guess not
>>62099971
>>62100090Groundhog day for oil>https://youtu.be/LYOcO4kLbVw?si=dHC-wbQsbsFn7XiN
>>62100100Market is supposed to be forward-looking tho. Everyone knows reserves are gonna run dry, and when.
To get in on the market manipulation all I have to do is buy the opposite position of what the market did all day right before the close or how does this work?
>>62100116Just be a part of the White House staff and know when the orange [REDACTED] will send out a TRVTH NVKE
>>62100116You hand your ass over to a Jewish man on certain islands, and maybe, if they like you, they’ll tell you when they’re going to crash the market.
In the last 24 hours 7 ships have crossed the strait under Iranian guard, the day before it was 5 ships, most have been cargo ships, only one oil tanker which is registered in Gabon and headed for India passed the strait today
be careful out there ausbros theres a rapist on the loose
>>62100124how is there iranian guard? trump said their navy was at the bottom of the ocean
>>62100124This is just foreplay.
>>62100126He was being escorted by private security guards who work at a nearby immigration detention centre, he was previously convicted of gang raping a 14-year-old girl for which he served two years, he also had numerous other convictions for sexual assault/rape relating to girls 16 and under, he was under deportation orders but because his home country of South Sudan is "not safe" he has remained an an immigration detention centre since 2017
>>62100127They have speed boats, they store them in their underground facilities at sites on Qeshm
>>62100129in an*
>>62100116THE VIX IS DOWNOIL IS BACK AT 100AND WHAT DID THE MARKET DO YESTERDAY?PUMPED LIKE A GODDAMN SHITCOINSEARCH YOUR HEART ANON YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>62100135My heart withered away years ago. Only a hallow lump of spite for the world is left. There is nothing to search for there.
>>62100138why so edgy?
>>62100138ngmi
>>62100132Iran is BatcaveMaxxing
Dumb markets will ignore this
>>62100101Where do I get these Keks, the look so tasty
Can I short SOXL now, or will it rape me again?
>>62100146They're transporting interceptor missiles to replenish the depleted stockpiles
>>62100142I wish I had a batcave
>>62100157The waters there look nice
>>62100151Buy more shorts every day until you profit. Ez
>>62100159Fug
Anons I wanted to start investing but the war is scaring me. I have 2k wanted to put 1.6k into VWCE, 200 in NVIDIA 100 AMD and 100 MRVL.Do I just fuck it and send it or do I wait for more war updates
>>62100158Damn, it looks like the entrance to the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time, nice
>>62100106But they produce less and less women...
I drunkpost so savagely retarded, I love Hitler
>>62100168Hitler would had not aproved of my Black gf :^(
>>62100168I'd put my local minima into your sister's global minima ifykwim
You're an oil tanker laden with refined petroleum going through the Strait of Hormuz when a bunch of Iranians on pic related show up and tell you the hormussy is closed, what do?
mountain snipers take out the drone operators
>>62100181You just run em over with your boat
>>62100181open up my BTC wallet as wide as it will go
>Shortly ahead the ceasefire announcement earlier this week, a new group of accounts on prediction market platform Polymarket made highly specific, well-timed trades betting there’d be an announcement about a halt in fighting for 7 April. >Some quickly pocketed awards, which amounted to hundreds of thousands of dollars in profits combined.>Exchange data and Reuters calculations also showed an unidentified trader or traders bet $500m on Brent and WTI crude futures in a one-minute period shortly before Trump called a five-day delay on 23 March attacks on Iran’s energy infrastructure, after which oil prices fell 15%.What a coincidence, again. Out of nowhere, to the surprise of everyone, in the next fortune ranking you'll see Barron over Musk.
>>62100129dont fucking put him back in cirulation. you deport him and hell come right back or head to another euro country. keep him in prison or dig a hole and be done with it
>>62100181I ask to join the IRGC so I can also get a cool speed boat to blast tankers with so my OIL goes up
>>62100190This is the modern way to finance your war. The government, or one of your allies, uses it's insider knowledge to rake in the cash to buy weapons and sponsor revolutionaries.
>>62100188>>62100172My dad liked Hitler and now he’s dead He was an insane boss I can’t even explain. Im a sperg but I’d walk into bar with him and I’d literally have girls asking to suck me off in the bathroom and giving me footies under the table. Cuz he was such a fucking boss. He got arrested by a swat team. He’d sell cars and roll back the odometers. Grama said if there was an illegal way to do something he’d do it. He’d do backflips off fences as a 36 year old man who I’d never even seen jump. I saw him fist fight someone when we were fishing and it ended with him stretching his jaw open and forcibly drowning him. He was the number dealer in the state of Arizona, eclipsed the cartel. I fucking miss bros I’m sobbing constantly since he passed for real
>>62100190Should've been born into the Presidential family, cuck
>>62100190That's nothing, they made nearly a billion dollars from shorting oil just hours before the ceasefire
>>62100196Are you sure he's your biological father? It's hard to believe such a boss can produce such a bitch
this motherfucker would ride a dirt bike up a vertical wall like an impossible climb and flex on top of it. Loved his momma. Loved his sons. I miss him so much bros I can’t fucking take it
>>62100200I look exactly like him and if you name some coordinates I’ll go there and push your fucking shit in retard
>>62100206On your bike son.
>100$ WTI brokenI call upon thee, Orange man, to save us once again.
>>62100211Bussyent will wake up in 2 hours, do not fear.>>62100206Based and meet-me-and-scrap pilledMeet me here, when can you make it?47.31942751898715, -122.42693813922727
>>62100209What bike? He had the blue flame version of the original twin Titan, the owner has the red flame version. We had tons of bikes
Mr Bussyant war is over why oil go up?
>>62100216Meet at the bubble gum wall and I’ll stick you there eternally. I don’t know why you’re being such a fucking nigger let a man grieve and shitpost. It’s truly niggerish behavior and for that you’ll get beat down
should i buy tsla puts
so, there will never be a dippity properly again?kinda sad honestly missing out and not going full in when the markets bottomed out end of march
>>62100223You're right, we're all family here, my bad>>62100234Yes
>>62100237The dip will only come if the financial magic breaks down. The real world doesn't matter any more.
>>62100237Line will go down, but it might not go down much, but it may also go down a lot, but then it may also go up a lot. It's a doggy dog world, my friend
>>62100181>Phone US Navy>watch shitskins take the express flight to a meeting with Muhammad minutes later
>>62100190So lets assume for a second that Barron did this using his own account, is this grounds for investigation by the SEC (if they werent all staffed with Trump puppets)?
The thing I don’t understand is that one of the first photos my dad saved on his phone was this picture of moot. He was not a 4channer or even aware of the internet, and this picture was saved before I was even going on 4chan and in his photo library it’s surrounded by pics of naked ladies. I know this sounds like a troll but it was super weird to find this on his phone, he has no memes or anything.
>>62100244This was him on his wedding day, literally more handsome than clavicular or those looks maxing faggots and he was just a dirt bike bro
>>62100244>>62100196oh wow, you're so proud of your dad that abandoned you and threw his life away.But did your dad actually deserve any respect for you? I bet he left you with nothing. Other people's parents are helping them out financially, giving them businesses, or giving them a house, and giving them jumpstarts in life to get ahead of people with parents like yours. I know this because my dad is just like your dad. My dad was even arrested just like your dad in the largest drug bust that happened in my state at the time, 20 years ago. When I was a young adult, he'd be hooking up with girls my age, and I wouldn't even bring a girl around him.I don't hate my dad, but I also have no respect for him. I know exactly what you're dealing with. I used to look up to my dad when I was young and naive. As I got older, I lost all respect for him.Your dad didn't give a fuck about you, and had no respect for you. You should face that reality and stop admiring him.
I’m literally gonna flay and deep fry those beaners hanging around your moms place and FUCK those scientologist clogging the space up too, Bandit knows how to mediate the hells angels and cartel shit going on and yeah they’re definitely pimping GILFs at the Shitty Titty on Thunderbird. My calls are finna fucking PRINT
>>62100251I have known that reality my entire life, it’s nothing new. Doesn’t mean I can’t respect a niggas hustle and game. This guy could pull tail like no one ever seen, I’m not kidding it was just straight comical. I feel like we get each other here. I don’t respect him because it’s not what I wanna do, but I can’t walk into a bar and do a backflip and have six different bitches begging to suck my cock either. Pros and cons! LmaoI respect him for the nigga he was and his funeral/celebration was a blast, tons of tight homies and having a great time.
Now that mutts are sleeping, why are you even trading in this kiked market? This is an absolute shit show. If you are not an insider, there is 0 possibilities of making money. You can get lucky once or twice, but eventually they are going to steal all your money.
>>62100257>>62100246My dad sent me the same jail art shit as well. Did he send you crucifixes made out of trashbags as well? One thing my dad was good as was drawing, and he's still alive. He's in prison right now, though, in his 50s.
>>62100258Has always been like this
>>62100258>euro >muttsMaybe get your own market then retard? Ever think about that?Oh you can’t? Yeah that’s what I thought
>>62100263To some degree. But it was never that bad. Now it's all AI algos.
>>62100266The whole world is trading with AI algos and insider crap now. But you validated my point. Mutts are the worst posters to discuss stuff. Negative IQ.
>>62100258dunno bro, I need to make some money somehow if I wanna escape working hell
>>62100260Mine died at 54 a few months ago. It wasn’t jail art I just asked Gemini to turn his wedding pic into a sketch because it felt less weird than posting his pic. But he sent me the boring doodles cuz I was kind enough to make contact while he was in jail. I loved him for who he was even if he wasn’t part of my life. Not everyone gets a cool badass sperm donor even if that’s all he was. I reserve most my hatred for my mother, lmao.
>>62100270>waaah robots Americans are dumbLmao we invented IQ nigger. And robots. Get your own measurements. Everything cool is American. You just have old vintage shit over there lmao. Castles and whatnot. We have nukes. AI and GDP. get bent
>>62100275I haven't talked to my mom in 15 years. I was raised by my grandparents. They were my dad's parents. So I would see my dad regularly. I would have never saw him again, like all the other half siblings I have if it weren't for being raised by his parents. The people I admire are my grandparents and they're both dead now. I miss them every day.
>>62100281Shalom. Grandparents were probably the last principles and great gen
So, what Axios fake news made oil dump this time?Incredible how it ALWAYS work at the 100 threshold. Every.fucking.time.
>>62100291even worse, i dodn't even think there was any news kek
>>62100291AXIOS breaking - Rubio: Talks going well.
>>62100304as they say, talk is cheap
tsm going to be 410+ the moment war shit is fully over kek
>>62100322>the moment war shit is fully over kekUhhh... Is anyone gonna tell him?
>>62100322The candle on SOXL is gonna melt fuckin faces!
> futures
Good morning, smigger frens. I hope you all make it today
How do I get a Refund from RobinHood?
>>62100322>the war shit is fully over>fully overThe war hasn't even started, summer child.
Why is my Palantir / Robinhood / Cloudflare stock doing badly?People aren't going to outsource their cyber security to Claude jeet code... right?
I will buy pltr once it hits 100$. Its a good company but not at that price.
>Futures
If SOXL doesn't dump on CPI I will be officially financially ruined and quit trading
