biggest nothing burger edition>I'm a poor bobo incel who wants to bitch and moan about the strait of hormuz and sandwars>>>/pol/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5Gprevious smigger thread>>62135135
short oil
EARLY BAKE NIGGERS
> nows
1A is so gay, sand niggers shouldn't be allowed to have twitter accounts.
>>62135702Everyone please avoid and ignore that mentally ill anime troon bear. They are the gayest poster in /smg/ right now and you don't want to catch their super AIDS.
Buy coffee
>im too smart to get on the boat
>>62135718kek this
Agreement with Iran to be signed tonight. Load up on calls if you want ez money!
How much longer before something happens?
MICRON YOU BITCHBASTARD DO SOMETHING
Mr Bobo is on his way to see you.All of you will attend the party. He has come such a long way.I hope that you all have your party hats ready.
>>62135727earnings season is going well
>>62135726Now THIS is a bot post.
Vance never even left for Pakistan. No chance of talks. Truce ends Wednesday. But expect something as early as tonight or tomorrow. Gotta get the element of sneak in these days. Keep Shapiro and Levin happy.
>>62135702I need an advice - do you think that the space stocks still have a lot of room to go? I also think whether I should put around 20k into LUNR or should I spread it evenly between LUNR, RKLB, ASTS and PL? I sold LUNR for a 8k profit predicting that people will start cashing in after such a pump but these fucks just keep going. I'm also a bit afraid of them diluting after such a run up.
>>62135702>I need to hijack OP posts to seethe about bobos every single day of the weekIs this retard ever going to stop seething, it's embarrassing
>>62135702Just want to say that the picture of the Sun in this OP is really cute!
>>62135734>da j0000z!Seek help
>>62135721Literally fake news. Tech still can't pamp.
>>62135718explain yourself or no, i won't
>>62135735idk about LUNR, but get some RKLB
>the nasdaq streak looks to be overThe bears have won.
>>62135748HOWEVER
>>62135741Very good. 100 shekels have been routed to your account.
>>62135743You know which anime avatar troon I'm talking about. I don't need to explain further then even that on why you should avoid that gay attention seeking weirdo.
Is today a good day to exit? this shit can't go on forever
>Straight closed: oil doesn't rise>Fake opening: oil dumps>Straight now really closed: oil does nothing>Fake maybe hope that it will open: oil dumpsIf this continues we'll all get free oil eventually.
>>62135726The American delegation is already flying home.There will be no peace.
Am I the only one who thinks NASDAQ sounds very similar to nutsack?
>>62135761Well, it's been going on for quite a few decades by now.
>>62135735RKLB git. Stock is getting pricey,but they are a good fully-vertical space play.
>>62135762It's been already priced in. Did everyone forget the "priced in" meme and how the market gets "priced in?"
>>62135768shut it down
>>62135762the oil markets have been manipulated for decades. there is even a public oil cartel (OPEC). good luck to all oil traders trying to make money in that market.
>>62135760this is meant to be an autism website, not a social media popularity contesttell me why he's wrong, not why he's gay
>>62135761Consider that currently the market is pricing in iran exiting ceasefire, if things change what do you think happen
>trump signs historic Iran peace deal
>>62135777I genuinely don't know anymore, lol
>>62135782>trump signs historic Iran peace deal>iran says they don't know anything about the dealand so on
>>62135786Have you ever thought your manic TDS is why there is no peace?
>>62135782>believe it or not it's a great deal>some might say it's the best deal
>>62135788>they said it couldn't be done
lel
>>62135774I just did with the fact every avatar fag that's ever existed here is a fucking retard. Maybe you are fixated on the fact I called him a bear and there are good reasons to be bearish but everything he has said shows a very poor understanding of basic commerce, trade, and how the world works. Last thread it was clear he doesn't even understand how shipping containers operate and thinks they are just literally sitting around with their dick in their hand. He is probably just a /pol/ tourist schizo who wants attention.
>>62135777Checked. Prepare for the TACO pump
>>62135787Yes we’re part of the negotiations.
I'm losing money today, how can this be happening to me
>>62135795i'm only losing a lil bit so i'm not feeling too bad
>>62135795You made your mistakes?
>>62135791wat the fuck...>>62135792well tyhonestly if the fed is printing dey trillions again i plan to trade around that, even if it's true he's a retard
>>62135761Zoom out
>>62135785Well given the upside gaps I think the probability you will be able to buy back in lower in the future is higher than a coin toss, so hit it sell it all and chill
Short oil
>>62135770There is nothing of value in space.The moon like mars had anything of value sink to its dead core in ancient days, it is a poisonous radioactive dust ball made of carcinogenic ceramic abrasive that eats through Kevlar space suit like paper being intermittently shelled by kinetic artillery.You can put things of value up there in space if you so wish but contracts are unpredictable and volatile.Investing in space is an IQ tax on midwitted Redditors who need to believe in some sort of rational materialist eschatology in order to abstain from suicide.
>>62135791Nothing to worry about.
/smg/ is a certified hagchad threadjust wanted to remind everyone if they forgot
>>62135801She cute. I'd spend my oil bags on her.
>>62135801>silver alert>name DJT>last wearing Powerpuff girls T and hello kitty shorts>last seen wandering the streets of telaviv
>>62135805>Investing in space is an IQ tax on midwitted Redditors who need to believe in some sort of rational materialist eschatology in order to abstain from suicide.u do sound like you're attention baiting honestlybut that could be said for most people in these threadsit's just so tiresome
>>62135808asians dong really count for hagmaxxing. half the grandmothers look better than zoomlets.
>>62135805Why are you so pessimistic?Space is cool. Even if we don’t find aliens or some new physics , at least we’ll have datacenters and future human colonies in space
>>62135770Fuck, I can't believe I'm priced out of RKLB. Is it even worth buying into anymore?
>>62135811
>>62135808>1770934344067506.jpgbullish
>>62135818>GTGODS...
I slurpded voo
>>62135815He doesn't understand that space tech isn't literally about us wanting to meet ayy lmaos. He has a childish view of what space development looks like.
>>62135818ehehsaw a cardboard cutout of that fuckin thing in an auto repair place with my dad once, left an impression on me, thing freaked me out a bit
>>62135762You can’t make money on something everyone knows about. Paper oil is not real oil and 70% of investing is about separating other people from their money, Not actually investing. Hope this helps you in your journey. Reddit spacing.
>>62135791Zoom out
>>62135815that shit is retarded but satellites are obviously extremely valuable/importantit's not some new speculative industry, a lot of it is like infrastructure at this pointthe question is more which space companies will beat out competitors & get the opportunities
>>62135805>who need to believe in some sort of rational materialist eschatology in order to abstain from suicide.i dont like redditors but this type of thinking is why religious people get genocided all the time
>>62135722I’d rather die on a boat crash than be that bobo desu
>>62135805You obviously don't know about mining the moon for helium-3
>>62135830I always thought he looked more like a marshmallow man which made me want marshmallows. Luckily my parents called me a retard and told me I'd rot my teeth out and get fat if I ate too many marshmallows so I never did. I still get marshmallow cravings from seeing it even though I never indulge.
reminder SHAITAN will FUCK the market hard in the near future
>UAL>DALWhich Airliner should I go BALLSDEEP if I'm TOP BULLISH on airliners?>pic quietly related
seems like you're all missing the point of space, which is currently satellites (critical infrastructure)
NEW TRVKE
>>62135837You had good parents. Rocker's parents let him eat all the marshmallows he wanted and look how he turned out boss.
>>62135840She is crashing japan with no survivors.
>>62135768Tastes the same too
>>62135708>>62135804>Short oilShorting should be illegal. How do you sell something you don't even own
>>62135768I for one just always call it the 'Daq.
>>62135837i seethat's based ur parents stopped you from eating retardedly, seems like a blessing these daysi had really good nutrition till like age 12, then i started eating tons of sugar till around age 16 or 17my parents gave me a sonic toothbrush & gave me good tooth brushing habits at leastmy teeth could be better, but could be worsemay be prediabetic though
>>62135842> tweets like a statesman that will made a better deal with Iran> mocks Obama for being Muslim in the very same postJust fatiguing, at this point
>>62135843Thanks Baggie, I appreciate them for setting me on the straight in life. I know if I do ever have the rare marshmallow every few years here and there then I earned it without compromising my health, teeth, or finances!
>>62135847>How do you sell something you don't even ownjewish ingenuity
>>62135842Pumping american dollars into a country to have them rely on dollars is literally the Marshal plan, Europe now cucks to the US so you can't say it didn't work.
>>62135834It's unironically why they believe in God so of course they project it on everyone else
>>62135811Whenever I make these points the response is always just cope. No one actually has a good argument for space=profit.Everything you can do in space you can do at the polls or on the seabed at a vastly lower cost.Space should be left to the cabal of geologists that took over NASA, and their continuing mission to defraud the taxpayer by selling him in “le search for life!” While simultaneously funding zero mission load outs suited directly to that purpose.
>>62135857>the cabal of geologists that took over NASAo_o>Whenever I make these points the response is always just cope. No one actually has a good argument for space=profit.look i don't fucking know mani think you and everyone else talking about space is a retard, i can't explain why
>>62135842literally nobody gives a shit about Iran getting nukes other than Israel
>>62135857There’s infinite gold in space so we’ll all be rich.
>>621358631 trillion space niggers
>>62135857>Everything you can do in space you can do at the polls or on the seabed at a vastly lower cost.Go on then. Set up a ground based GPS system.
>>62135842>Still going on about the whole Hussein Obama thingFucking lol
>>62135836I don’t know anything about mining fuel for the technology which has also been just two more weeks away for 75 years and which can be scraped from seawater at a far lower cost?Or perhaps building and AI data center that you could build in Siberia or the arctic for 1/100000000th the cost?I think I do.When shiki relli talks about what baggies buy, he uses rocket lab as an example. If even he knows it’s junk you should probably keep your hands to yourself.
I STILL CAN'T FUCKING BUY SPY CALLS UNTIL MY DEPOSITS CLEARPROBABLY BY WEDNESDAYI DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'D WANT TO BUY THEM AT THAT POINT;-;
>>62135863Also there are no niggers in space so it's one of the few places the whites and asians can go and not get bothered by them.
>>62135869Vote for a clown. Enjoy the circus.
I'm depressed suddenly.
>>62135808post more hags
>>62135878Quick. Stick something up your bum.
raise the rates jerome
>>62135842Far better, for whom, you might ask?
>>62135857Man, shitposting aside, one of my coworkers believes in the flat earth / firmament, and another thinks we've never left the planet because of the radiation belts
>>62135874this would maybe be true if there weren't jews regulating white people into a fucking gay hole in the groundwe can't just build our rockets in peace, u got the FAA and shit
>>62135884At least the flat earth snow globe thing is fun
>>62135881No.
>>62135842Zognald what about my DOGE stimmy checkAnd my tariff stimmy check
MRVL +5%CRDO +4%
>>62135847That's not what shorting is, Elon.
V bros, we're almost there.
>>62135890Wtf? I thought everyone here was gay except me.
Just remember when you hit 'Sell' your whole shares are split into fractionals and distributed to trannies and jeets
>>62135893We're not getting any deal tonight. Trump's going to chicken out from negotiations and proceed with bombing the fuck out of the bridges and power plants.#ScreenCapThis #TacoTuesday #Boss
>>62135893hmm weird why would he make the whole thing political like that
>>62135892>MRVLFUCKINGODS
>>62135899I'm a virgin.
>>62135893I started laughing uncontrollably when he began listing off the war lengths over and over
Another day contemplating my bad decisions of not buying the august 2024 dip, the april 2025 dip and the march 2026 dip and instead parking most of my money and salary into 4% MMFs.
>>62135891>Trump declares force majeure on stimmies, stating 'no refunds' according to Axios sources.
>>62135902I await his next communication with trepidation.
Believe all baggies
war status?
>>62135908never forget you are running out of time since your life on this earth is limited. also missing out on dips like that might cost you literal millions later. think about it for a second
>>62135922NIGGER-RAPING TRUTH NUKE
>>62135908DCA average in if you are bullish of equities
>>62135922>Implying we'll even be allowed to have money in 30 years. We are dealing in the real world after all.
>>62135873You’ll probably be glad you have cash sitting around by then.
>>62135893He’s wavering. Expect Israel to force Zugzwang on him. He’s terrible at strategy. Always reacting never acting. Always being led. Never leading. Embarrassed I even enjoyed the 2016 lulz with him.
>>62135932>vaguepostare you implying there will be opportunities at that time, things will be expensive by that time, or that i would've lost money?
>>62135922Yeah but I didn't waste my time watching Fr*eren so I did something right.
>>62135935Don't worry anony, we can enjoy the 2028 lulz with him too
>>62135893he's doing it isn't he. this is going to go for the next 3 years.
>>62135906I used to be. Women are very overrated. Believe me. And I’ve been dealing with them before woke drove them all completely crazy. There’s other shit.
>>62135908C'mon anon
I am officially revising my eoy spx target down to 8000 from 9000
>>62135936I’m implying experience tells me. Patience and gains go hand in hand. It’s vague in the same way great wisdom is often ambiguous. But if you’re stung enough you ponder on these things. Then you master them.
>>62135942Thank you.
>risk on asset>bicoin is pampinglmao print me coinbase print like the little bitch you are
>>62135953ambiguous things can be thought-provoking in a useful way, but i don't think great wisdom is normally "ambiguous", just very generalizeablei think i get ur point though, tyi would be more patient if i had a higher net worth to start with xDmaybe i'll lose it, we'll see
>>62135922>just baghold for longer than you’ve been alive to break even lil bro
Also I'll have you know that not buying those dips since 2024 has already cost me approximating 894,000 in gains.
>>62135942Women aren't overrated it's just that they're only worth it when they're young, hot and thing 100 dollars on movie night is a good date because they haven't been ruined by turning 18 and becoming a thot taking loads from their professor for grades while going to jewish frat parties where one guy's dad owns a dealership and he keeps telling everyone about it.
I just bought a 5 month call spread on Marvell for 1000 bucks. Did I fuck up?
>>62135963>Comparing the spee5hundy to the goyim price indexI don't even know what you're trying to say. That I should have invested in opening up a grocery store a hundred years ago?
>>62135961Just thinking about it. Means you’re deeper than most. Maybe ambiguous just means many layers of learning to be extracted. If you don’t have much yet. Your are at a point of immense danger and opportunity (volatility). Impatience and greed quite frankly might be something worth reflecting on. I don’t mean this as criticism. Greed in a bull market is the right tactic. But is that where we are now? We will see.
>>62135969I’m not underrating them. I just know. Mentally. When you’re a virgin. You can put waaaaaaaaaay to much emphasis on it mentally and it can topple you over. So it’s useful for men who’s ben round the houses as we say. To remind younger men as to the reality. It’s not that big a deal. And it’s just 1 of 10 important things a man should seek in like for peace.
>>62135980THANK YOU MISTER PRESIDENT
>>62135950look like an accountant after reading your 1099
Yeah that ain’t workinThat’s the way ya do itYa put some money on the S and P
>>62135980I'M WINNING YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHITS
Boost my Poorfolio Mr.President
>>62135995I trust
I told you yesterday, nerds.Money printer go BRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>62135996GoodALL TRVE PATRIOTS CHECK IN
OWL vs GRAB?
>>62135874>there are no niggers in spaceThat's not what I've heard.
>>62135969>>62135982Over rated or under rated, one thing is for certain with women and that's that they are fucking silly retards who should not be taken seriously. Unironically, not caring what women think and focusing on making myself happy has gotten me laid more. If a chick ever makes anything an issue or asks me a question like how much I spend on a house, I just flip the question on her instead of explaining myself. "Oh you don't own a house? I guess I'll just throw your opinion in the trash." Works everytime.
>>621359802 more weeks
henlo mister jeromemaster negotiatorplease stop all the fightingand lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
>>62136001Right here, brother
>>62136001TrustThePlan
>>62136004i own OWL.
>>62135908i just ape every dip since 2016 and im a millionaire. would've been even better if i was aping everything since 2012/2013 instead.
what delegation are /smg/ sending to the next round of peace talks?
>>62136022*kisses you*
>>62135995doveriai, no proveriai
>>62135973It is very funny seeing self hating goys run around calling everyone goy while simultaneously thinking they know what the Jews who they believe orchestrate all global events are doing and that they are somehow going to win by means of Uncle Tom-ismOur resident Hebrew Baggot is bearish on these insane prices as is Israel, who are dumping dollars.
>>62136017How are you liking it?
We're reaching levels of fakeness and gayness I didn't think were possible.
Bears hype up mondays like the sky is falling and then get a -0.3%
Why is MRVL up so much? New rivals season?
>>62136027HOW HAVE YOU SEEN THROUGH MY LIES!!! I SAID I WAS IN CALLS!!!!
>>62136028im glad i bought BX and ARES also. no need to go all in on one.
>>62136041Redditbros aping
>have $9.50 in roth ira>cannot add to it>cannot use it for anythingshill me your most degenerate stock that costs .00001 a share so I can have thousand sof shares of a shitstock
>>62136041>Marvell Technology (MRVL) gained more than 6% in premarket trading on Monday after it was reported that the specialty semiconductor company may work with Google (GOOG) (GOOGL) on developing future artificial intelligence chips.
>>62136001Reporting
>>62136047kek rothtard
Fuck all the stocks I want to buy are trading above their yearly target price. I'm literally priced out of my own picks. Feels bad man.
Look at the Russell
>>62136060The quality on that Apu is a little tooooo high, it makes me suspicious
>>62136067You're right to be skeptical, its AI enhanced
portfolio went from -0.25 to now +0.85, all based on social media warfare. What a world we live in.
TDD CEO about to break-even on his $150MM buy-in soon shoulda bought at $20 thought this was dead in the water
