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short oil
Imagine if the Fed responded to 2008 or covid by hiking interest rates and doing QT. That's what you future homeless niggers are longing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnygT6ANLzQ
>>62141582why are nasdaq futures pumping? ON NO NEWS!
have any of you also had an existential crisis of being forced to assign beneficiaries but realizing you have no one in your life to leave your assets to? My mom doesn't really talk to me any more. In a relationship with a guy that is controlling and tells me I need to stop bugging herMy sister is a financial mess that would blow 500k dollars in 3 months. She lives by exploiting simpsI love my grandma but she doesn't have much long leftShould I be one of those losers that leaves everything to charity?
>>62141596Extended ceasefire. If the Iran thing is even accounted for anymore
>>62141582>don't want to time the market>everything is overvalued or shit>this is the gayest and fakest musical chairs gigapump yetand when i buy it'll surely finally dump, i want off this ride, mr president.
>>62141601You could leave it to me. Or at least leave it to some racist organisation, even if you’re not a racist yourself, as a final fuck yet to the modern world.
>>62141592the bigger the fud the more likely neh
>>62141596London is pumping it up so Donnie's kid can dump on you this afternoon
>>62141601If that's your case and you have no kids or nephews you like just find a best bro. It's what some people historically did.
its never going below 7k again isn't it?
It's basically just semis pumping
Intel is still a shit company, the entire recovery was caused by the US government taking a stake in August in exchange for funding that was already guaranteed through the CHIPS Acts (i.e, non dilutive). The facts on the ground haven´t changed. Clown market.
Oilies!
>>62141592fed cuts rates? bullishfed hikes rates? also bullishjust accept the clown market. Aren't you tired of losing?let go of the oil bags and come home. Nasdaq is calling. The Q's... they miss you. It's not the same since you left.We... need you. Please. Come home.pic unrelated. just felt like posting it.
>>62141618that doesn't fit at all with my headcanon babe.
if one party extends the ceasefire unilateraly, doesn't that mean that this party is the one objectively attackinganyways, ceasefire forever
>>62139670 #>Can’t have good thing in real life because jailbait.>fantasizing good thing.>make good thing into fake good thing>???>happy ending.
>>62141582Nothing will save japanese birthrates
>>62141622I mean external factors shouldn't be the main course which is what it had been until recently. Performance should be driving the market not some guy on Twitter treating about the poop in his toiled sending the dow tumbling to new lows
>>62141613Then it wouldn’t be going up and to the right. Going up and to the right is what the market does so at that point you couldn’t even call it the stock market. If that happens you’ll have bigger issues to care about other than whether the market is still the market.
>>62141633By my estimation Trump's tweets have maximum impact annually, with aftershocks getting progressively weaker over approximately two months. So to take advantage of the next Trump dump you have to predict what sector he will disrupt next. Also, it most likely won't work a second time, so tech tariffs and oil are off the table for the remainder of his term.
>>62141632Still higher than many European countries. Only reason ”people” care is because Japan isn’t also replacing themselves at the same time which is what the experts that are so concerned demand
>>62141639Normal people don't care about Japan's fertility rates. It's just the internet and places like 4chan. Full of weebs that grew up obsessed with le wholesome Japan. Internet is not the real world.
>>62141638He's going to nuke the golf sector next. I'm 100% sure of it. Get your shorts on.
>>62141632dont make me go genghis khan on the nips bro! dont make me do it bro!
>>62141601Put all of your funds into btc, make them throw a framed goatse picture with the seed phrase engraved on the back into a landfill after you die, then have the executor inform your family members about it.
>>62141641Normal people are cattle, of course they don´t care about anything outside of sloppa and cooma.
>>62141595SIX-WHAT?
>>62141643
>>62141648looks ugly
>>62141650Your mom looks ugly.
>>62141648>>62141650Yeah, the facial proportions are a bit fucked
BIG AMD MONSTER DILDO IN PRE CUM MARKET
>>62141582god i love coffee
>>62141638According to my estimations we will expect oil to go up sooner than expected because I don't think Iran likes trump setting the pace. Last time they let that happen, trump took a break and then sent the jews in for massive airstrikes. If you stay on the back foot and do a ceasefire whenever trump tells you to you become the biggest cucks on the planet. Cucking to trump is dumb, it's very clear that he understands overwhelming force and aggression, he doesn't understand negotiations.Iran's performance has been improving the more negotiators trump and Israel kill. Tldr:I expect Iran to hit hard soon, completely unprovoked, probably commit some warcrimes of their own, they look like cucks when they america and israel do all the war crimes.
>>62141661Why does trump love Israel? Because they go in without asking for permission. They're aggressive, violent and take the initiative.He likes israel because they'd shoot first instead of sitting at the negotiating table. If you can't understand republicans and israeli mindsets then you are a dumb goy.
I am debating whether or not to sell my index fund and keep the savings I made, for when the inevitable crash happens
>>62141666Sell right now bro. I'm 100% sure Iran will not sit back and wait 2 more weeks for a jewish airstrike to kill a thousand civilians for no reason.
Oil is spiking again
>MLI recovery in a couple of monthsbased
>accept the ceasefire or I will bomb you into the stone age>2 weeks ceasefire, DEAL or DESTRUCTION>ok it's 15 days>I'm also gonna block your ships>use different port to bypass>guys, the ceasefire is running out and I'm militarily ready, not in the mood to extend ceasefire, I WARN YOU!>extends ceasefire one day for no reason except oil pumping $4>I SWEAR IT wAS PAKISTAN'S IDEA
>>62141664Trump and Bessent are alchemist and I say this unironically. They will maintain oil prices. Just forget about that trade. It's over
>>62141676If using a different port to bypass the strait were effective everyone would be doing it
OIL
>>62141681now that was retarded
>>62141685no you. idk why I even replied your whole post reads like a 12 year old wrote it
> futures
>>62141676If Don wanted to pump oil he could've made some threats again or start bombing.There doesn't appear to be any progress, so it looks more like stalling for an invasion/military action, otherwise they'd probably just start bombing again. Either way it's fairly bearish towards a resolution.
>>62141693did he died?
>>62141622>just accept the clown marketyou were bullied at school haven’t you bud, no one can repair that chocolate starfish of yours but you have to realise that it’s called a free market for a reason. The first step is admitting u have a problem and investing into N100>rapeseed rapes oil
>>62141698>so it looks more like stalling for an invasion/military action,Exactly and Iran are cucks if they let americans prepare for this.Iran gains zero moral ground among the power havers by letting america be the bad guy.Europeans, gcc, china, russia, asia, nobody will change their opinion on Iran if Iran waits like a sitting duck and gets warcrimed over and over. I'm expecting things to accelerate today or tomorrow.
>>62141667Iran isn't going to attack anyone unless they're actively getting bombed.The gamble now is if and when Israel starts bombing again.
>>62141687You're the retard who replied and doesn't know geography on top
So I forget... do we buy oil on Wednesday and sell on Friday or buy on Friday and sell on Monday? This shit is mind numbing.
You dumb goycattle better sell while you can still afford to put a cardboard box over yourheads.
>>62141712I don't need to know anything to know you're mentally ill
>>62141719retarded
>>62141722meds schizo
>>62141713The weekend trade is easy if you're a high IQ individual and can use hyperliquid. OIL crashes hard. Very hard. And the rest pumps. When axios and walter bloomberg stop their massive posting and the brutal movement stops. You long oil and short what cannot be mentioned. Then, you close your trades on sunday before the futures market open
>>62141723Where's Iran?
>>62141670UKMTO is reporting a attack on shipping in the straights guessing thats why
>>62141727straits*
>>62141727Thank you
>>62141726America closed all Iran ports. You need a map because you're a nutcase
Bought Equinor, Aker BP, and a broad energy ETF at the open this morning. Already pays up.This shit is not resolving anytime soon, and any additional day of closure will print me some money.
>>62141731lmao https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/iran-evades-trump-naval-blockade-165743676.html
>>62141730ok they just attacked another two https://xcancel.com/Osinttechnical/status/2046863666922783097#m
>>62141734>routinely getting your ships, crew and everything on board taken as spoils of warThis will end well for them
>>62141724Thanks anon
David Axios and David Bloomberg know they still need to work this morning right? Futes are green but we aren't punching past ATH yet. not good
>>62141665>Why does trump love Israel?They have trump grabbed by the pussy
>>62141639> Still higher than many European countriesI expected it to be completely false, but it's somewhat true:The only European countries with lower birthrates are Ukraine, Andorra, Malta, Italy, Spain and Lithuania
Axios news runs out of Virginia, most obvious glownigger company lol
>>62141743He's not being blackmailed.
Don't care still green (dcsg)
Seriously, I swear 2 years ago you basically never hard of David Axios. I know they were funded way before, but basically they were a non-factor. And now somehow they're fucking everywhere.
>>62141724Are you saying my boy Waltuh has any impact on the market except for just posting the news very fast?
>>62141700NOis right
>>62141670Wouldn't call a ~1,5% increase in crude a spike
wheat
>>62141754I just know that when I see that guy mass posting, oil goes down and the rest goes up.
>>62141709Well, for Iran it's kind of damned if you do, damned if you don't. I'm not sure about the efficacy of military action, since if invasion were to happen, it's going to happen regardless of whether Iran starts to bomb again. In this scenario it would make absolute sense to continue the ceasefire for US as it's pretty much a win-win. Either they get to prepare in peace or they get to play the good guy that didn't want to escalate. While the strait of Hormuz may be the focal point and main leverage, I'm not sure that Iran will have that much leg to stand on, at least long term. I don't think that the idea of a long-term control with tolls is gonna fly internationally either way, so I wouldn't consider it a reasonable goal for Iran, so I think that the goal here is for Israel and USA to take enriched Uranium and to neuter Iran's overall capacity to create nuclear weapons, which is going to be pretty tough to force out either way, but I don't see Israel backing out without that being achieved.Currently everyone's been pretty much been waiting for USA to resolve the strait situation, especially since no one was informed about Epstein's Fury beforehand, so it's a needlesly tough situation nations were put into, but I suspect that one of the likely outcomes is for everyone to see that USA&Israel fucked up and have no way of opening the strait, so they'll start meddling in to make Iran&USA open the strait, to which I have no clue how it'll develop. My idea was for non-USA and Israel nations to be free to use the strait, but that would pretty much make Iran lose all leverage.Either way it looks like Don got conned by Israel to get into something he wasn't ready for.
futes
>>62141763>they get to play the good guy that didn't want to escalate. Will that work on europe? Or on getting more allies? Nope
>bears pretending something is gonna happen again
>>62141767No one gives a shit about Europe and I say this as a European. We've had chances to become relevant and wasted every single one.
>>62141772europe literally ruled the world a century ago
>>62141773we wuz empires and shiet
>>62141773Keyword there being "ruled"(past tense)
I need oil to pump. Can someone do something?
>>62141779Be patient. They'll do every trick in the book to let it stay at 90, but that won't matter in the long run.https://www.hfir.com/p/wctw-the-oil-market-breaking-point-eab
>>62141779ask another boat to try to sneak through the hormussy
>>62141781*Ahem*
Oil and stocks are up. It's a miracle
>le Iran can't export oil anymore, they'll run out of moneyI think a bit of education is needed. Contrarily to popular beliefs and fake assessments, Iran is actually a quite diversified economy. One might say they're a service economy, even. Oil exports being blocked barely makes a dent to them.They can —and will— enjoy this comfy blockade while not being bombed in the meantime. They'll also crack up the popcorn while watching the Gulf state economies doing worse than them and the G20 economies closing store like it's Covid again.They have zero incentive to change the situation. They somehow achieved the ideal position. So from now, it's either the world closing store, or US starting back the war. There's zero in-between.
hehnothing happened huhyou thought there was a war? guess not boss
>>62141801Don't forget about the bitcoin benchod
>>62141805Aaaaaand we dump
