sally struthers edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4Previously on /smg/>>62203093
he came to feed the childrens like sally struthersafter that he's goin back to /bant/ WHERE THE LOVE IT
what the fuck, bring back the coomer ops
> futures
I am still bagholding sneediskthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62203765>SNDKFUCKINGGODS
>>62203748Not that guy but I am black.
>company cuts 1000 jobs due to AIReap what you sow tech niggers
>President Trump says US strikes on Iran were "just a love tap" and that the ceasefire remains in effectWhat an absolute fucking clown this orange nigger is.
>>62203780Cope and seethe libtard
>>62203765I commend you for your choice of investments and I beg of you to put a stop loss order of some sort in place. Once again: on March 17th it was $772; on March 30th it was $572. There is no need to take a 30% loss, even temporarily.
>AI surveillance AI goon pics boring electric cars algorithm ruined internet>no flying jetboardsI really hate this realm. Why can't we have any cool tech for once? I just wanna surf the air and we just keep throwing money at the machine to make more semiconductors. We dont need more memory chips.
They fight now? They fight now.
Over reliance on Sulphur income and the looming crash of copper prices will have severe effects on China's economy this fall as their copper companies have massive liquidity issues. YOU WERE WARNED.
> “Following the exchange of fire in the past few hours, the situation on Iranian islands and coastal cities by the Strait of Hormuz is back to normal now,” said Press TV. NOTHING
>>62203780Not seen that truth but I did see this>drones came, and were incinerated while in the air. They dropped ever so beautifully down to the Ocean, very much like a butterfly dropping to its grave!
>>62203795>is gonna make your orange retard the laughing stock of the world even more than they alreadyHe already was, he knows it, its his whole style, he does not care what people think he only cares about money.
>>62203795They already have. It's about how many people he gets killed now.
>>62203806ever?
>Trump tells ABC News retaliatory strikes against Iranian targets after Iran attack are just a ‘love tap’>Trump tells ABC News: The ceasefire is underway, it's in effectHE'S COPINGHE'S SEETHINGHE CAN'T STRIKE BACKHE'S OUT OF IDEAS>US trade court rules against Trump's 10% global tariffHE'S EVEN LOSING IN COURTS>US Official: This is not a restarting of the war - FoxNo no just friendly fire
>>62203793I spent years working on hoverboard theory. Had to give up because no-one cared enough to fund me. Made me realise tha tthe reason why we don't have cities on mars is down to economics, not engineering.
>bought some oil stocks>they go up, axios fake tweet dumps them>they go up, axios fake tweet dumps them>they go up, axios fake tweet dumps them.>they go up, axios fake tweet dumps them>they go up, axios fake tweet dumps themWe are on like the 8th time the market has totally swallowed the peace narrative and moved even though zero actual changes have occurred.
>>62203807It was a phone interview on some TV news show.
>>62203820The market wants peace, why not entertain its delusion?
just use computers to mine for oilcoin. problem solved>>62203804wouldn't you think their overproduction to be a feature not a bug? they seem to be handling the real estate collapse surprisingly well so far>liquidity issuesthey've probably been saving the big guns for a reason. they can just throw capital at them or anything else IF they determine it's necessary. could be the whole reason they've been hoarding is so they can eventually ditch it for a couple years. idk
>>62203816He's lost on tarrifs AGAIN?AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!What a fucking loser.
>>62203827>LostontarriffGODS
>>62203816Firey but mostly peaceful retaliatory strikes.
my cute swing trade just became a long term baghold
>The 2020s are so bad that you're starting to have nostalgia for the 2010sAnyone know this feel? I'm listening to some red hot 2015 electro rn, feels like such a carefree time compared to now even though at the time I was actually a depressed broke incel I want to go back.
Irancucks…we are fucking useless
>>62203830*kisses you* What was it anony? Also why are you swinging in a bull market?
>>62203767all in on WEN
>>62203824Well yeah I'm just stunned that the market wants to hear something so badly its willing to ignore all proof to the contrary. Finance bros claiming to be realists are just fags.
>IRAN>IRENKEK BAGGOTS
>>62203820Oil is dead. SHEL posted profits but a shit ton of debt. They are dinosaur companies no-one is going to pay more than 20 P/E for them.
>>62203835SOUN...
> my sentiment of American financial markets
>>62203844It's overrr *holds you gently and tucks a MU share into your shirt pocket*
>>62203841Finance Gods are realists, they control what is real, they want peace so peace is real even if there is some fighting ongoing :)
>>62203842Rajesh?
i bought the dip in BROS
>>62203848>"let the goyim deal in the real world">finance gods are realists
>>62203786Reminder that this poster is literally a self-described goy-hating jew. >>62202497 >>62202648 >>62202831 Buy oil and oil accessories to profit off of this information.
>>62203820doing the "iran needs to make a deal" dance again. i have no idea if he's going to cave, seems like he has to but holy shit is he fucking stupid>>62203830>tried to hold through earnings even though it didn't go up during the weekdeserved, desu
>>62203851>you will never have hands that cutehow do you deal with this feel bros?
>demand for CPUs is exploding -arm ceo
>>62203804Don't say that, I bought a copper junior.
>>62203826>wouldn't you think their overproduction to be a feature not a bug? they seem to be handling the real estate collapse surprisingly well so farNo, it doesn't feel that way. They were attempting deliberate overproduction but got carried away, prices got too depressed and even before Iran they were using Sulphur byproducts for 1/3rd of their income due to prewar agricultural prices. Now it is nearly 50% in some cases, once the gulf reopens the Saudi's will crash Sulphur prices and Chinese Copper will be in a bad place. They will recover but they will have a rough quarter or two. Both commodities will remain profitable but the margins for a few of the bigger companies will be extremely tight.
>>62203786Cooked that pig
>>62203857Another wall of text. 'pleaase sign a deal?'
>>62203866Don't worry, it is just china and just a few big companies.>juniorWhere and how if i may ask? Robinhood hates OTC penny stocks.
>giving back yesterday’s gainsSon of a
>>62203878calm down, CALM DOOOWWWN...we need to cool down and reset the RSI
>>62203816>just a ‘love tap’
Im guessing a lasting Iran ceasefire would be a buy the rumor, sell the news type deal? Ive been slurping since February and Im nervous to keep buying now, but im thinking we'll keep pumping until a real ceasefire happens, and then we'll have to count on some other bullish rumor or else face a correction
>>62203857All you have to ask yourself is, "Why would Iran want to make a deal?" They've already survived decades of sanctions and isolation without one. And if they hold out long enough to turn the strait into a toll booth they become a regional power.
>>62203879>He didn't buy the oil dip.
>>62203875He's too demented to even write his own posts anymore. Look at all the em dashes. He's been posting Trump-styled AI slop for the last few weeks. Buy every oil dip.
>>62203830*glomps anon, pressing my boobs into your back* don’t worry girl, everything will be fire
>>62203875Did Trump take a community college creative writing class?
>>62203875Kek I love this man
>>62203890He's a busy guy and uses the best AIgents to help him fine tune his posts!
If you have less than 1 million dollars you are broke. You are fucking poor.
>>62203893It's literally AI slop. All of his walls of text are.
Tomorrow is not looking good! I should have sold today… Futures want to take back all my gains ;<(
>>62203834>>62203869>>62203894Do you even own any stocks, Vile Shlomo?
>>62203899Which side....are you on?...
>>62203896Jealous of that meal right now. I should eat something like it for dinner.
rip in pieces
>>62203877IBKR. Not sure what you're even doing with a stock broker which doesn't do PINK OTC or have access to TSXV.
>>62203893Kek
>>62203896luckily i just found exactly 1 million dollarinos in a spare pair of pants i forgot about!
>>62203899Tomorrow's looking great. Hopefully that's the 'phony war' over with and we can get back to rational markets again. Which is what I'm positioned for.
>>62203856Deal with the real world. I’m here to make money.
Uhhh what the fuck, this is all zoomers or some shit? I thought they and alot of millenials are poor?!?!?
>>62203896I've been deliberately trying to eat medieval peasant food in an attempt to make life less complicated and expensive. This is not even peasant food, who could afford chicken in medieval times? AFAIK they mostly ate cheese with bread.
>>62203911Good buy time
>>62203904Are you still dealing in the real world?
>>62203890I'll have you know he's *ACED* this exam *THREE TIMES*
>>62203868overproduction to suppress prices is kind of chyna's schtick. it's honestly admirable how efficient their capital targeting is. personally i'd reckon somebody saw a prolonged starit of hormuz issue coming from a mile away. you've looked into it more than i have though and 50% is pretty wild>>62203888exactly, trips confirm. pressure from chyna is the confounder but they seem like they're setup to holdout for quite awhile too.
>>62203911New Rule: Mathew Prince? How about he's Mathew Peasant from now on.
>>62203922Poor people are more likely to order doordash.
>>62203911>Be Cloudflare>Click here to prove you're not an AIYOU click here to prove you're not an AI!
>>62203919No you're not, you haven't posted a single thing about stocks, business, or finance in the entire time that you've been raiding /smg/. You're just another unabashedly evil amoral jew trying to trick the goyim with your shilling.
>>62203922They proclaim themselves poor because they don't have a lot of left over money after doordashing all the time. Whenever you point this out to them they screech 'boomer!'.Invest in their wasteful consumption and perma-renter mentality.
>>62203906My own>>62203918You’re positioned with cash or what?
>>62203910>>62203896>>62203924I made this just last night. The trick to making chicken moist is to soak it in salt water for about 2 hours
>>62203934Careful. I just got a warning for responding to him. He's a grass.
>>62203780George Orwell only wrote non fiction
>>62203934showed up after the war. tremendous faggot
>>62203890Its a theory that Stephen Miller writes his extremely racist posts His account is no doubt shared by his cabinet
>>62203936Defence, oil, oil accessories and producers.And a 3x oil long for good measure. Now we can get back to death and oil shortages instead of these chips that people are only using for creating slop and AI girlfriends. You know, the real world.
>>62203939>peasant>affording salt
>>62203949Let the goyim deal in the real world. For now this is the fakest and gayest market possible.
>>62203924>who could afford chicken in medieval times?Most people kept chickens back then. They are cheap and easy to rear.
I lost a whole £18 on some bad timing. I've learned my lesson, I just dumped what I recouped (£82) into Lac and DNN and some vanguard etf for long retirement. I'm still relatively young so I figure might as well do what I can to build up something to fall back on later down n the line
>>62203949I use my chippers for work doe
>>62203957Indeed it is. Luckily axios seems to have lost their credibility today so hopefully we can get back to rational acts.
>>62203959Yeah the only thing you need to keep chickens alive is some grain over the winter. And during the summer months if you have space for them to graze they can feed themselves.
>>62203914Laziness honestly, had the Robinhood account for so long i never noticed they don't do pinksheets until recently. My research ability and knowledge has increased alot lately so i need dem pinksheets.
>>62203962Sounds like you've got it covered then. If you're already working then you won't need more.
>>62203961GRRR & chill you poverty stricken Yorkshire dale bumpkin
>>62203972Grrrrr
How do I compete with this?
>>62203952Salt was probably expensive back then, but nowadays it's essential
>>62203961What the fuck is LAC and DNN? Get into AEP and BGEO, nigger.
axios don't forsake us
>>62203924Costco rotisserie chickens are cheap.
>>62203863Risc-V needs to bury these rent seeking britniggers. Every day the chinks rip off their IP I stand up and clap.
>>62203896$7 COST deluxe right there.
>>62203961You Brits with you three or four figure accounts. Man, you're fucking poor.
>Airbnb reported mixed first-quarter results after the bell on Thursday and warned of regional weakness spurred by the war in Iran.>Here’s how the company did versus the LSEG estimates:>Earnings per share: 26 cents vs. 29 cents expected>Revenue: $2.68 billion vs. $2.62 billion expected>Revenue grew 18% during the quarter from $2.27 billion last year. Net income increased to $160 million, or 26 cents per share, from $154 million, or 24 cents per share, last year.
Will this cause our semis to pump next week? Because aliens?
>>62203934I talk about SPY all the time. Stop hallucinating
>>62203983>AEPI keep adding on dips. Luv me AEP. Did you see they bought out a nursery plantation? Will cut the cost of replants/expansion massively.
TTD down 15% on weak earnings >Chief Strategy Officer Samantha Jacobson, a five-year executive, is leaving for OpenAI
>>62203990I am poor. I'm just doing like 100 a month to try and build up a small portfolio. The rest is going to saving up for a house deposit. I have enough but I want more so I can maybe go for a slightly nicer house
>>62203990A young lad already investing for retirement and you are taking the piss? Fuck off back to /pol/ you spastic.He's FAR ahead of the game already. I'm guessing further than you.
>>62203997Bullish
>>62204000>UKGODS looking out for one another
>>62203995You literally have not discussed stocks since you showed up here. You just make low effort political shill posts for your zogslave manchurian candidate and barely respond to the thread, because you have multiple tabs open and are shilling all over 4chan. And then one day for no reason at all, the holocaust happened. Buy oil and oil accessories.
>>62203990Americans don't even know how poor the UK is. The average salary is like 40k USD.
>>62203998>>62204000You misunderstand. I pity.
>>62203996Did they? Good. I am mostly in for the Indonesian biodiesel mandates.
Did wheathons earnings do well? Should i just keep sitting on these or is it time to sell off, I'm just break even currently.
Fuck, I can't decide what car to get. I'm not a car guy, I really don't want anything fancy, just something reliable to get to work. I wanted an electric car to save on gas. Maybe I should just stick with gas though. This is stock related, becasue I'm selling stocks to get it. Or just getting a 5% loan
>>62204000>>62203990As long as he doesn't have any interest-bearing debt
>>62204015>I don't know what chick to bang>this is vidya related because I'm selling my Series X to pay for it
>>62204017Anon, please just spoon feed me. This is a big decision and no one in my life is fucking helping me.
>>62204015>selling stocks to buy a depreciating asset
>>62204018I don't like electric cars, sorry
>>62204019Yes, it's either that or the loan. Even if cars are a depreciating asset, I have to have one
>only thing in my portfolio that might end up doing well tomorrow is BerkshireRecession is upon us. Should have bought more Berkshire! It’s all over
>>62204015they say your new car loses 25% its value the moment the wheels leave the dealership lotso wait outside the lot for someone driving out and hunt for deals. if you can get one that way I say.. take it!
When do I put all my money in UUUU
>>62204008Yeah that's what I have. Not great but it's enough to live off considering I spend a good chunk of my shifts just sat there doing fuck all.
>>62204021Why does anyone still own a car in The Year Of Our Lord 2026?
>>622040152006 or 2007 volvo xc70corolla before 2010pontiac vibe/corolla matrix2000-2006 hyundai elantraaccords and camrys (4cyl) before ~2015whatever you find just check it on carcomplaints.com
>>62203922People are living paycheck to paycheck because they spend all their income every month on useless shit
>>62204030Literally me
The game in the market atm seems to be to identify the chokepoints in AI supply chains. The most obvious were NVDA, TSMC, etc. The memory chokepoint caught a lot of people by surprise. Flash memory even moreso. Every time the market identifies a chokepoint the relevant companies pop as we have seen. So what will be the next chokepoint? We had GPUs, CPUs bottlenecking GPUs, RAM bottlenecking CPUs and GPUs, and flash bottlenecking RAM. What bottlenecks flash? Is it network hardware? After that will be power? Also looking upstream, when do the companies supplying materials for fabrication/packaging of chips, fibre optic cabling etc. start bottlenecking data centre construction or the deployment of compute clusters?What's the play?
>>62204015You shouldn't buy an EV if you live in an apartment. You shouldn't buy an EV unless you have cheap electricity. You shouldn't buy an EV unless your work has a plugin charger available and it's subsidized or cheap.Otherwise you're always better off just buying the cheapest NEW Honda/Toyota/Subaru econo shit box with a warranty you can afford. If any of them have 0% APR financing deals then just do that.
>>62204031>ElectricNot a real bike. Use your legs, batterigger.
Any minute now... SNDK will drop back below $1300 and finally break to $1295, rewarding us for selling... Any minute...
>>62204023Why is the recession here? Did something happen?
LIGHTSWEET &CRUDE
>>62204030It's eye-opening watching Americans complaining that $80k salaries and six-figure portfolios are not enough to live on. They don't know how good they have it.
>>62204037I used to be this way but I realised that sometimes you just want to get to work.
>>62204031Because fuck you, that's why
>>62204008This is Honeslty how I cope as an architect making 60k with peers doing braindead jobs making over 100k. Atleast it won’t be as bad as this guy I met in London who is a project architect for 11 years only making 50k
>>62204012Same. It spent £192m on a plantation that specialises in propagation so they now have a solid supply of young trees as well as their established croppers. It's a savvy move. If it was just palm oil it would be great but the rubber side of the business gives them some diversity. Especially during a petrochemical product shortage as synthetic rubbers are scarce. It's slowly raising natural rubber prices. I think they will blow through analyst top estimates of £20.70 by next week desu. It's a dark horse and a very easy hold. Dividends were announced too at 43.7p per. On July 30nd. Which is nice.
>>62204035if CPU is a true bottleneck its still in the early innings. all those things you mentioned have gone up CRDO, ALAB, TSM, SANM, DELL CEG, VST, KLA, AMATmaybe they all just continue to be buys?
>>62204038What makes you...think that...
>>62203935They don’t scream boomer, when you point it out they bitch and mown and shit their diapers and demand higher taxes so that the nanny state can pay for more dem po-grams.
>>62204031>Why does anyone still own a car in The Year Of Our Lord 2026?Rain, niggers, wind, retards......
>>62203949Never bet against tech. You will lose. Kek oil baggies never learn.
>>62204053No way investors would look up actual memory prices and realize they haven't gone down and the experts were just improvising.
>>62204035
>>62204059*eyes widen*
>>62204035Cabling. There are thousands of miles of specialist link cables in a data centre. I was looking at it before the war broke out and put it aside just as I was identifying tickers. Didn't get any further and now forgot.
Bomb, bomb, bombBomb, bomb, IranBomb, bomb, bombBomb, bomb, Iran
>>62204036Better a second hand but relatively new with some warranty left that can be extended. Let someone else pay the 30% premium for the new smell.
>>62204051I'm glad that someone agrees with me on this. Means a lot to me anon. Most times I suggest a stock I just get ridiculed or ignored because it's not le tech. What about BGEO though? I know peopel are wary of banks during these times but they've ripped even harder than AEP. I'm convinced it's the best stock on the FTSE.
>>62204063Will there be shortage of cables? See now you're getting too far removed from just AI data centers. RAM worked so well because so much of it's production is dedicated just for AI
>>62204052>all those things you mentioned have gone up CRDO, ALAB, TSM, SANM, DELL CEG, VST, KLA, AMAT I'm talking about the guys who feed these guys. Did you know Ajinomoto (you maybe bought their MSG) has a near monopoly on insulating films used in CPUs?
>>62204042Ix rather have a £40k salary with stable healthcare, a social safety net and a house not built of cardboard than an $80k salary where you end up on the street if you break your arm. But maybe that's just me.
Did you slurp the generational -0.1% dip smigger?
At least shit is up mildly after hours.
How come all the rich anons barely sell but all the five/four figure ports do?
>>6220405090% of London professionals rent a room and share a kitchen, it's grim af.
>>62203750I bought calls one minute before close and then we dump.
>>62204057I haven't bet against tech. I have merely ignored the exuberance and done my own thing which is working out just fine.
>>62204084
>>62204085That better be a rhetorical question, the answer is in the question. Rich don't sell as assets appreciate, poors trade valuable assets for worthless cash trash and spend it on dumb retarded shit with no return.
>>62204085Heyyy I have a five fig port and I'm holding...
/v/ - Video Games
>>62204077How often are you europoors going to the doctor? The way you retards talk about it, I'd think the average european weekend is going to the doctor, eating a baguette, having a bottle of wine, and then going to bed without taking a shower.
>>62204076i didnt mean it as a bad thing that they went up. all those things should continue to work. i own a lot of them and even work at CEG lol. i think shortages to a degree have helped these companies. if there is a CPU shortage i think its barely started and explains some of the move in INTC, AMD, and ARM.
>>62204065imagine having this and the strait is closed
>>62204096I love /v/. They are only slightly worse than us
>>62204072>BGEOHaven't looked at it. NGL, I'm wary of banks in general. Probably a hangover from 2007/8 and then later mortgage kerfuffles during divorce. As a horticulture hobbyist stocks like AEP suit me as I understand the processes and risks better. Banks are so complex as are related regulations and need a lot of monitoring.Too much effort for my liking. Not saying it's bad or anything. I'm just a bit too lazy to DD really.
>>62203765I bought two shares on Tuesday and held them for a whole seven (7) hours, then panic sold them for a tidy $30 dollar profit. Looks like I made the right decision.I am a trading GOD.
>>62204082with gusto!
>>62204077an 80k job 100% has health insurance here. many states have state programs for those without. google Connecticut Husky Health as an example.
What junior miners are we speculating on
>>62204073If there's a house building boom you buy copper cause they need it. There's a data centre boom I figured the same applies but even more specialised and harder to manufacture. If everything else needed to build them is booming it just makes sense to me that has to as well.
>>62204063This is what I was thinking. Corning is the major manufacturer of fibre optic cables.I'm also interested in network hardware (switches, optical transceivers) but AVGO, CSCO, Lumentum, etc. already popped. I wonder who makes the network chips in mesh CPUs like Arm's new 192 core mesh. They use routers and switches internally.>>62204104>i think shortages to a degree have helped these companies. Yeah because when they can't meet the demand for their products, they can charge more and that means more profit so the stock goes up. But that only works if their own capacity is the bottleneck - if they can't meet demand because they can't get the materials then it means they're paying more for materials and it's the guy selling to them who gets the profit.>if there is a CPU shortage i think its barely started and explains some of the move in INTC, AMD, and ARM.I haven't heard about a CPU shortage but I do know Arm has a big list of buyers for their new chip. Meta and OpenAI for example. I wouldn't be surprised if the same situation as RAM ends up happening with CPUs.
It tires me out so fucking much for 1.5 years straight, but especially since the Iran shit, we can’t have a simple bullish month, there is always a fire that needs to be put out due to p*liticians.
I was about to ask when we last had two red days in a row. Apparently it was 4/20 + 4/21
>>62204085Once your portfolio is big enough you can ride out the dips a lot easier and invest longer term. When portfolio is small you are chasing bigger wins on shorter timeframes and can't afford to take the bits of prolonged dippening. People with larger portfolios are probably in a better position in housing, car, income etc too so life is just generally easier.
>>62204117yeah CPU could get interesting. i agree.
>>62204122Oh wait. That's for QQQ. For SPY, it was apparently 4/28 + 4/29. Though 4/29 went down by 11 cents
>>62204117yeah cpus are the dark horse
>>62204015Most of the car advice on here is horrid, especially /o/.Hell even just the internet in general.My advice is don’t buy under pressure.Look at depreciation and then go see where you can test drive them.If you have the ability to install a home charger it’s a pretty useful way to save money.
>>62204098>How often are you europoors going to the doctor?When you are older kiddo, you'll understand.
>>62204111CheckedHealth insurance sounds great, until they decide you're not covered.
>>62203760first post best post
holy fuck its over for iran https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IWyPMJjaxUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IWyPMJjaxUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IWyPMJjaxU
>>62204107Reading posts from other boards talk about business really makes my brain hurt. But it reminds me that I was uneducated and ignorant to the financial system before /biz/. I’m probably more retarded after reading some of the obvious FUD here though.
>>62204137im just saying dont convince yourself 40k is better than 80k because you think no one here has healthcare and are homeless due to a broken arm. its not true.
>>62204127What happens though with this massive tech growth and shortages when the capex pushes onto pricing and causes spikes that make it all unaffordable? Realistically these massive expansion costs and getting passed on to the end user at some point. What happens when it's cheaper to pay an indian to write emails than it is to pay an AI sub?
>>62204146Does Iran even have tanks with reactive armour ?This is clearly to knock out t-72s covered with Relikt
>>62204148It's more than that. America is a cut throat, win or lose culture with very little culture other than work. European countries have much more time to partake in pleasurable things like holidays, spending time with their children (maternity/paternity) hobbies etc and have much better infrastructure, amenities and social programs. America is brutal.
>>62204125Does y being poor make trading more dangerous? One bad trade and your small portfolio is wiped. Plus poor people know next to nothing about trading and financial markets because they're just starting
>>62204157Tanks are pretty much obsolete no matter what you put on them. Drone spam will disabled it before it gets to a firing position. The drones are a fraction of the price and can be built much quicker too.
CAR bag holders status?
>>62204159I've never met anyone who was handed money that knows shit about much of anything. Why would they?Poor people who went out there and made it themselves are a wealth of knowledge because they had to learn from their mistakes. Education isn't cheap.
>>62204164No. Tanks still are needed for mobile warfare and breakthroughs . Drones are an advance in anti tank tech but they don't make them obsolete
>>62204056>rainwear a coat>niggersride faster>wind drop bars>retardshelmet cam
>futures
>>62204077True but the NHS is going downhill and unemployment and disability is constantly attacked and cut.
>>62203851>Drive-thru goyslop featuring overly sweet sugary coffee water with fake flavors and brightly colored energy drinks plus tip.>The shit they sell in bottles at the grocery store is bad. Good luck anon
>>62204174I was handed 50k and 6x ed it the last 2 years, does that count?
Fuck all babe schizos
>>62203767This was an exciting week but tomorrow looks kind of lame. Except for Wendy's. Anyone who isn't going all in on WEN tonight is going to cry more than all of the people who missed out on MU AMD, and SNEEDICK before they took off.
>>62204148Everyone I know who has visited America commented on how much homeless there are. I think Americans are just desensitised to it.
>Artificially flavoredOH NO NO NO
>>62204150>What happens when it's cheaper to pay an indian to write emails than it is to pay an AI sub?That will never happen.AI is just going to get better and cheaper unironically.AI right now is like the Benz motorwagen.A one-cylinder glorified tricycle with 2/3rds of a horsepower and a top speed of 9mph.A thorough bred horse could run laps around it (30mph).But if you were a person in the 1800s who thought ze motorwagenz would never beat the thoroughbred horses, you’d be wrong.Add a few more cylinders, a little bit more efficiency, iterations, and the balance of power changes.This is basically what AI companies are racing towards. They want to build the V8, memory capacity is their engine displacement. Whether this all works out financially is another story that remains to be seen.
>>62203804What are the odds that you think that DNN tanks next week? I think that they have an upcoming earnings report and supposedly they're expected to announce another consecutive year of a decline in revenue.After doing some more research, I think that they do have a good outlook further down the line and I'm thinking of buying in but I don't want to if they're going to dip next week. On the other hand, I'm gonna be a little pissed if they pump.
>>62203750I’m shorting Microsoft. Am I going to be okay? This pump today has me shook. It feels Satanic.
Phew... I'm still a millionaire after todayBut only by $740.21
BUT SOMETIMES I WONDER AS I LOOK AT THESE HEADLINESMAYBE THE WORLD’S THINKING OF SOME OTHER SIDEBUT I KNOW, YES I KNOW, HOW TO TREAT IT RIGHTTHAT’S WHY YOU (AXIOS) CALL ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHTYOU SAY IT’S URGENTSO URGENT, SO OH-OH URGENTJUST WAIT AND SEEHOW GREEN MY CANDLE CAN BEIT’S URGENT (URGENT)
>>62204182The term "goyslop" actually helped me lose weight. "junk" didnt quite encompass how disgusting the food is. But "slop" does. It's animal feed-tier. The "goy" part makes it clar that it's designed to be so in order to keep me poor and sick. Noiw everty time I think about eating takeaway I say to myself "that's goyslop" and the urges go away.
>>62204177Great, so now I'm hot, tired, have a sore back and a video of my terrible bone crushing accident. I'll stick to a car.
>>62204191Fast food is booming because of dumb kids who think it's the cheap way to eat, but are you really sure it's going to boom harder than AMD?>>62204208Congrats on staying in the club. Sounds like you know what we do to people who drop out of it.
>>62204222I have a feeling tomorrow it's over for me, but oh wellIt was already over for me back in fifth grade, so whatever
>>62204185Can you give a quick rundown on how you did this?
i remember a long time ago, before ai, bofa did a similar study and found that lamb wesson was most correlated to technology capex spend. obviously much has changed. what were they buying back then? same stuff as now? what do electrical engineers like to eat?
>>62204216I think I’m just gonna continue becoming a millionaire then pay for Ozempic.
Time for SNXX or SNDQ
>>62204227Basically quite a bit of math. I’d advice against it if you either don’t already can or don’t trust yourself to learn a) vibe coding and b) college tier math.
>>62204221>I'm hot, tired, have a sore backWhat part of "electric" didn't you understand?
>>62204228Industrials will surprise people this year.
>>62204222I was being facetious. I hope that nobody is actually betting more than lunch money on WEN. I actually think that they're all right as far as fast food goes but I can't remember the last time that I even saw one in the wild.Best case scenario, they get bought out by Yum or something and then The Burger King makes Wendy a concubine while going toe to toe with McDunk's (which didn't do too hot today anyway).
>>62204227Sorry I accidentally hit post too early. I meant to add that basically it involved detecting which OTM calls on certain sector specific ETFs might be 10x baggers and under what assumptions and probabilities. I only do tech.
>>62204175>Tanks still are needed for mobile warfare and breakthroughsYou realise there are already ground based drones doing these jobs? They are holding front line positions, advancing on enemy fortifications, they're even taking prisoners. (First was a few months ago)They are heavily armed, light, don't require armour as cheap and easily replaced with no humans inside to protect, manouverable and getting more autonomous by the day. Linked to observation drones flying above you've got a killing machine at a fraction of the cost without the risk to actual humans. The Ukrainians aim to replace 35% of all frontline troops with these by eoy and are making great progress. With drones easily covering 70km now the tank is dead in the water. It can't even get near a breakthrough in the line. They are finished.
>>62204105Trump is so gay. He should have kept bombing and taken the islands iran claims in the strait. If he’d done that those pedos in iran would actually feel some pressure and have less leverage. Like cool, you killed a bunch of them and their leader, any normal nation would have surrender but you’re dealing with muslim inbreds whose whole shtick is hating the US, probably should do a little more
>>62204224I've found that having a death wish doesn't actually translate to taking the risks that you should as a last Hail Mary. I should be putting my entire life savings into MU or whatever with my kind of mental state but I think part of me worries that I'll be too chicken to pull the trigger if all goes south and I end up homeless. Then I'll not only have a death wish but even worse - I'll be broke.
>>62204230Ozempic helped me lose weight as well but not by taking it. Fear of Big Pharma due to covid made me try even harder at losing weight through diet and exercise because the alternative is injecting Safe & Effective (TM) Ozempic.
>>62204185>50kI meant real money. £50k is a new car. No offence. I was talking trust fund types.
>>62204239Not my work
>>62203792I was supposed to buy on march 30th.....anyway going to hold my small position and never selling because if it violently sharts down to 1100, it will run to 1800 in july after MU posts 30 EPS. When I saw SNDK in december it was the easiest trade of my life, but I didn't realize it. Same in february, and march at the lows. In June at the lows it will, once again, be a no-brainer trade. I only hope the bubble goes all the way to the openai IPO next year.
>>62203818>create hoverboards>niggas get their hands on them>apes in the sky just slamming into each other and flying cars>ayo nigga land yo car and gimme yo wallet o im gonna cap yo ass fr fr no cap ong>1000000 tiny 9/11s
>>62204207probably they are heading towards an intel tier disaster. dos was always a scam since the day it was bought. although it might not be time yet.
>>62204255Wendy noooo. She's flat out giving the king a stroke there. Both kings. Grimace definitely hit that in the champagne room later on. Truthfully though, OF might really be Wendy's only way out of this shit.
>>62204236>What part of "electric" didn't you understand?Call me weird but I'll never own an electric car, nor an electric bike. (I do own a bike for riding in to mountains I want to climb) I find batteries abhorrent. The damage they do to the environment is appalling.
>>62204251I don't particularly have a death wish. I just want to be left alone. Need money to do that (i.e., not have to go to a job with other people). I'm trying to find and switch to a career that involves minimal contact with other people.
>>62203818No one probably funded you because your idea sucked and looked unrealistic/impossible. No offense, but if the US military industrial complex can’t unlock hover tech then some guy from 4chan certainly isn’t
>>62204270I'm in the same boat. I'm not doing this to get rich. I'm doing this to get out of my job. If I have to work, my goal is to pick something where I don't have to interact with anyone. Somehow, I ended up in a career that probably involves the most amount of interacting with other people.
In the Permian Basin, water production significantly outpaces hydrocarbon volumes, with the basin currently producing roughly 3 to 4 barrels of water for every 1 barrel of oil.As of early 2026, the Permian generates approximately 24 million barrels of produced water per day (BWPD), a volume that has more than doubled since 2017.
>>62204273Being rich *is* not needing to work. You're doing this to get rich.
remember to laugh at reddit and bears
How to get rid of someone. Surprisingly straight-up telling them you aren't interested doesn't work. What works is a) asking them for money, every time they tray talking to you just pester them for money because you're "broke" or b) unload on them emotionally. Just go on and on about how shit your life is and how miserable you are, you will never hear from them again.t. Autist.
>futuresI was right not to give a shit about the news today
>>62204282Nothing ever happens chuds win again
>>62204282what a pro
>>62204279WSB is even more retarded than SMG somehow
>>62204272The tech worked fine, it was just giant fans and lots of batteries. The US military already did it 40 years ago with gas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLsqyphVERA
>>62203875>They dropped ever so beautifully down to the ocean, very much like a butterfly dropping to its grave!We’ll never get anything else like the Trump era. Sometimes it feels like I’ve been having a fever dream since 2015
>>62204186based
>>62204023>only thing that didn't go down is berkshirefirst time ever posting a win for myself but i bought FMTM at the bottom today and it shot up right at the end leaving me with FMTM and the tiny amount i have in Walmart being the only things in green for meplease congratulate me i am new and want to fit in!
>>62204301Boi ur ideas sucks. I was right. Ur shit ain’t hover tech, it’s just blowing at the ground really hard. You really thought you had something baka
Kek, the day I learned about SOXL and considered buying it's down 8%. Sorry guys.
>>62203875>They dropped ever so beautifully down to the Ocean, very much like a butterfly dropping to its graveThank you Mr President. I haven't read such beautiful prose in ages.
>>62204320And real AI isn't Cortana from Halo, what's your point?
>>62204326Sorry your meme idea never took off
>>62204235>>62204241I’m willing to learn. I’ve gotten my poorfolio to 125k from 0 in about 6 years so you’re clearly doing something better than me. If you don’t wanna spoon feed me at least direct me to what to research. Can vibe code some and have been fucking around with options without getting wrecked for about a year now. Also I’m a STEM grad so math doesn’t scare me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
AKAM +29% after hours
GUYS, WAR?SHOTS FIRED APPARENTLY?DEAD?!ACTUAL WAR AND NOT FAKE ASS WAR?
>>62203866>>62203804Any copper refining/finished product tickers? I don't want to get involved in a scandal with miners.
>>62204329>spend ages researching aerodynamic theory and making prototype>some reddit asshole laughs at the whole thingI'm over it really. Literally why I now focus my numerical skills on stock investing instead now. Oh you think my cash flow analysis is bullshit? Who cares? The stock is printing.
What gold or silver miners do you like
>>62204235Just tell me what to doI have like $200, make me 5x it tomorrow
>>62204326She’ll be real soon, sooner than your hoverboard (with fans)
>>62204350Fresnillo was cool but they became way overvalued. Rio Tinto etc are too big to expect much growth.
>>62204350>pickill yourself
>>62204350you are a subhuman
>>62204356>>62204358don't be nasty
When is the market gonna crash :3
>>62204353My point is that AI believers get attacked with the same "hurr duur it's not star trek magic so it doesn't count!". It's asinine and detracts from the peple putting in serious work to make a viable product. And I say this as someone who hates AI.
>>62204350SIL
>>62204352Roulette.
>>62204339It's actual war but trump says ceasefire wasn't broken. Which is retarded. Not sure if markets will accept that but given what they've been accepting recently they probably will.Until they don't. It's not going away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uZRTr2HgFMour boy Dan Niles talking about CPU demand
>>62204362Tomorrow
This reminds me of arguing on Reddit in 2019. On one hand you had the boomers who thought any design beyond a regular helicopter was stupid and on the other you had the obese sci-fi basement dwellers who shit on any tech that uses conventional physics. Then there was me in the middle. Kind of like right now where the options and LETF crowd think stock picking is for boomers while the VOO and chill crowd think stock picking is gambling. I'm always le enlightened centrist
>>62204379>This reminds me of arguing on Redditfuck off nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ5keFXQpPcLisa Su talking about CPU demand
>>62204313How is that le magic tricke even possible??
>>62204379You’re so right. You’re a very special little boy with so much unrecognized potential. Everybody around you is either an idiot or deluded.
>>62204166i left twenty grand on the table closing those puts early, man
>>62204352I said it below, Jesus fuck
>Nintendo announces Starfox remake slop>graphics on par with a WII U>zero innovation from this zombie companyDoes anyone hold Nintendo stock? Should we be shorting this?
>>62204397>reformisn't that farage? so basically the exact same thing you already have just + a couple more years so it's worse?
>>62204401Should I drive by their US HQ and do some recon?
>>62204392It's true though. 99% of debates are people arguing extremes and no-one is taking a rational middle-ground.
>>62204401Yes, short it. Their next batch of Switch 2s has a sky high price due to memory, #shreking their profits.
>>62204404That would be a fun drunk adventure
>>62204407by design
>>62204401Name a single art form released in the 2020s that isn't a remake.
>>62204417Jackie Chan?
>>62204419
Coinbase just isn't working at all on laptop or mobile
I'm new to stocks, where to start learning? I found an old IKBR account that I made back in 2020 that has $40 in it.
>>62204424i just checked on my cbeth and it's doing ok. but it was laggy and they did have a notification that they were having problems.
>>62204417I filmed a porno with your mom
>>62204423Holy fuck
>>62204424Pretty common.
is Canva publicly traded?their entire everything just got breached by blackhat hackers
>>62204429I have a few oil futures contract that I can't close and its been crossing my SL and wont trigger. I spoke with thier concierge who assured me " i wont lose money bc of a problem on thier end"I made sure to screenshot that
>>62204201Tanking is not going to happen, they are expanding so revenue is a bit down but they have a huge stockpile ($750 mil) and no debt. They crab with the market but the 5 year chart speaks for itself. I like them because of the simple financials and if i want do muddle around with dips and bumps they are fine for that but you can just hold it for a while if a 48 hour swing doesn't happen.
>Bernstein upgraded Advanced Micro Devices to Outperform from Market Perform on May 6, raising its price target to $525 from $265. >On earnings power, Bernstein now sees AMD delivering more than $14 in EPS in 2027 and said approaching $20 in 2028
>>62204434that's bad. let us know how this plays out.
>>62204201>>62204435We all read the 100+ page annual reports for all our investments right?https://denisonmines.com/site/assets/files/7313/2025-12-dmc-annual-report-web.pdf
>quad 4'smy bad -_-
Well Mr. Mumu this is the point at which you get to pat yourself on the back that I was wrong.I was wrong and did lose money.Unfortunately, while it is tempting to give up and call it all fake and gay, everyone retarded, become a Hawaiian shirt guy, and so on and so fourth... I cannot.The more the market beats me the more I love her.In my professional life I can predict everything.Who will go up, who is on the way down, what people will do, who will team up with who at the office.But the market, she steps on me. She surprises me with pain. She outplays me. Every time I have her figured out and start feeling confident, she's standing around a corner with a baseball bat and whaw.There is no other as far as my heart is concerned.I cannot become a buy and hold fag. I cant become just a shorter. Or a astrology for men lines worshiping day scalper.I will only accept total comprehension of the gestalt.I have time. And I will learn to time her. Even if I finally achieve my goal sitting in medical bed at the retirement facility at 80 years old.I am prepared to lose money for decades. But this is a loss, a humiliating defeat of which there will be, I am sure, many more.
>>62204401I have about 20% allocation to it on a small portfolio. I figure it's the Disney of Japan. Hasbro may also be nice long term.>>62204417It's true though. Everything is a remake of a remake of a remake now. And now that games are 30 years old, we're just rehashing nostalgia now
>>62204437Yeah, shit like this makes me think we’re at the top. This is bubble talk.
>>62204453ok, that's a good rundown of your emotional state, but i'm more interested in your finances at the moment
>>62204461im sorry your brain works that way
>>62204461So put in a degenerate long, set your stop losses and let it ride
>>62204463-80%
looks like global yields could just blow out>>62204474based
>>62204476i made a new smg if anyone wants it
>>62204479Thanks pal that's a good smg :3
>>62204453How much $$$ did you lose lmao?
>>62204474that makes me feel so much better about my sneedisk bags, my condolences anon
