Total Bobo Domination Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
lol INTC so overvalued if you buy today you can be sure you will never retire
> futures
I am selling all of my Intel Semiconductor Corporated Incorporation common stock TODAY
Buy SBSW
Realistically speaking, how can a crash even happen? Since 2008 everyone was conditioned on line only goes up, buy every dip. If line only goes up it never makes sense to sell. What could possible force selling? Mass wagie unemployment? Credit destruction that would force all the leveraged investments to unwind? How would that happen if they just print more money?
Financial implications of being transformed into a rodent by hantavirus? Can you legally even trade as a rat?
>>62205345Nothing, numbers don't matter anymore. Just looked up Caterpillar. Did a 3x since April/May 2025. Revenue up +22% yoy.
>>62205348yes and no need to pay taxes
>>62205345literally there could be WW3 and we would be trading water futures from our bunkers
There's basically no way it won't hit 7400 today
i boughted the giant FSLY dip, i believe..
>>62205348>Can you legally even trade as a rat?Mmmmmm, perhaps.It’s like the Air Bud rule.
How the fuck is everyone ignoring the issue with the strait?!?!?! The last US shipment from the gulf just happened earlier this week.
im selling today though, i want to buy the 9th of may attack dip
HESM divvies next Thorsday bros.
>>62205345Thinking about it, only scenario I can come up with is huge inflation which results in a massive rate hike.
Transferred the money I got from selling all my tech shares to my bank account today. It's such a weird feeling. I pressed a button two years ago and tripled my money. It feels great, but I also wonder whether it's right, like, morally speaking. All I did was press a button, and I probably made more than laborers make in an entire year of back breaking work. Is it right that our economy is structured in such a way that allows people to do this kind of thing?
NOC is looking very very attractive RTX is still a bit pricey
>>62205375It’s nothing new has been the case for 400 years or so just more people in the world now and the people that are actually able to do it are therefore larger then the few 10’000’s per country that could trade back 200 years ago
>>62205375other people could also press a buttonyou made a decisionbe proud
>futures
>>62205375its not right but overthinking morals in our world will make you lose out, the world is inherently unfair and you just have to ride the wave.
>>62205365Because higher oil then at the moment was reliant on Iranian attacks on oil infrastructure and trump has shown he doesn’t not want to return to war
>>62205375>made more than laborers make in an entire year of back breaking workWhat is that in percentage of your total investment?You researched and took a chance. This is your fee payment.
>>62205375you played by the rules of capitalism, you have nothing to worry about except from your asshole getting giga taxed
>>62205385Which under any other president we would probably have resumed military operations against Iran on Monday but he doesn’t want Iran to overhang the victory day parade
>>62205366The Ukrainians won't attack the parade, they are trolling Putin. It's working too. They hit two refineries and perm pumping station again last night and currently have Neptune missiles en-route to a target in Krasnodar. Monke was foolish to pull all air defences left to Moscow. It wouldn't suprise me if nothing happened tomorrow. Being humiliated for Putin means more than being bombed.
>>62205390Victory day parade no I mean the china visit oops
>>62205375>>62205386For comparison, I pressed a button once and then again less than a minute later. Lost 35% of my capital.
>>62205375The labourer could have pressed the button. Enjoy your money. Everyone else's choices are their own.
>>62205345Probably a little after people start posting that it can never go down.
>45 degree 1%+ vertical futures rise off the open from last nightbobros...
>>62205377>RTX is still a bit priceyI think it's bottomed myself but I'm holding it so probably hoping and coping.
>>62205391This is something we have heard about as potential for years but this is the first time where there is incentive and quantified evidence of Ukrainian intention to attack the parade from both Russian and Ukrainian sources, the complete shut down of airspace over southern Russia as of today is a hint, now if they do it and blow up Kyiv I don’t see it affecting markets as it will just be rockets however, Ukrainian sources said Russia is again mulling tactical nuclear warhead usage in eastern Ukraine and this could be the justification for that (very very unlikely)
>>62205398Wasn't that a few days ago?
>>62205391i will bet on them being retarded enough to do it, we shall see.if im wrong i lose out on a small green dildo at most, not like i pay tax in my cunt
>>62205375Working a 9-5 is how the goyim make money
soxl chads stay winning
>>62205366It's on a weekend so Monday will be green again. Or Sunday, with US futures.
REFR on GAUZ https://smartglass-ir.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/ResearchFrontiers-Q1-2025–Conference-Call-1.mp3
>>62205401Nah I think so do it’s just I feel a bit more comfy buying NOC then RTX, RTX is still a great company and if you bought it at 200 then you are just going to be down for a little while till it returns it was doing well even before Iran started and it is a company of considerable scale with 10% revenue growth it’s a great buy so don’t worry I am just a bit picky after being burned 7% on oil
>>62205411oh right in actually retarded kek, well shit there goes a potential easy dip
when i really think about it, i have a lot more respect for the bobo that lost 80% the other day than the rest of them. courage and conviction are rare today. he made a plan and acted on it, which is more than most of you do, just sit on the sidelines complaining and begging the markets to crash so you can enter without anxiety.
>>62205415You will have to buy at close or you'll miss the gap-up after the US has destroyed all bridges on power plants and Iran has destroyed every oil and gas production facility in the middle east
>>62205408how does it "feel" to have this much money? I only have like a 1/6 and even I already started looking down on everyone around me. cant imagine how it must be with that kind of money.
>>62205411Think he was referring to Ukraine not Iran
Why would SNDK be twice as expensive as MU thoughever? If the argument against these valuations is cyclicality due to the commoditized nature of storage and memory then shouldn´t SNDK be cheaper when NAND is even more commoditized than DRAM?
Keep loading up on RHM dips or is it a waste of time since it’ll just keep dropping into next week too?
>>62205402Fuck it. I typed out a proper response but defeated by the fuckwittery of the spam filter. Basically. Russia can't and won't do shit.
These are coming up in a hour lads watch out, you may be raped if unemployment spikes USD Average Hourly Earnings m/mUSD Non-Farm Employment ChangeUSD Unemployment Rate
>>62205429Agreed, at most it will be a big missile and drone attack on Kyiv with them maybe ordering the units they have set up on Belarus to skirmish the border
>>62205402>the complete shut down of airspace over southern Russia as of today is a hint,It's not. It's because of pic related.
>>62205438Thanks for the correction, my bad there
>>62205407>i will bet on them being retardedYou are going to bet money on a country that has strategically, tactically and economically outplayed the Russians being retarded?That's a losing bet.
>>62205414Aye, I'm not worried, just annoyed at the irrationality. My BAE is down hard too. They will rocket back at some point once the semi hype is over and rotation happens. They are both blue chip. They won't stay down long.
>>62205435If they try to come through Belarus again Luka will find himself out of a job very quickly. Likely with a potato peeler rammed up his arse. He has been wRned repeatedly not to get involved. Belarus wouldn't last 5m in a hot war with Ukraine.
>>62205424like anything else you get used to it. having wealth becomes the new baseline. you'll find something else that's missing in your life and you'll feel empty and start chasing it.
"something" is going on... hold on to your butts.
>>62205444>>62205407Regardless even if it does happen can’t really see it moving markets besides maybe gold and probably only making up like +0.50% of whatever daily move unless Russia really really really really chimps out then holy fuck Monday will redder then a tomato >>62205459Going to disagree on that point I do think a northern skirmish is on the table not Belarusian troops but Russians like last time
>>62205444>>62205459do you get paid to write dumb shit?
Fed did cut for no reason whatsoever>In April, health care added 37,000 jobs, in line with the average monthly gain of 32,000 overthe prior 12 months. Over the month, job gains occurred in nursing and residential carefacilities (+15,000) and home health care services (+11,000).>Transportation and warehousing employment increased by 30,000 in April, reflecting a gain incouriers and messengers (+38,000). However, employment in transportation and warehousing isdown by 105,000 since reaching a peak in February 2025.>Retail trade added 22,000 jobs in April. Employment increased in warehouse clubs,supercenters, and other general merchandise retailers (+18,000) and in building material andgarden equipment and supplies dealers (+13,000). These gains were partially offset by joblosses in department stores (-7,000) and in electronics and appliance retailers (-2,000).Retail trade employment had shown little net change over the prior 12 months.>Employment in social assistance continued to trend up in April (+17,000), reflecting a gain of24,000 jobs in individual and family services.>Federal government employment continued to decline in April (-9,000). Since reaching a peak inOctober 2024, federal government employment is down by 348,000, or 11.5 percent. Federalemployees on furlough during the partial government shutdown were counted as employed in theestablishment survey because they worked or received (or will receive) pay for the pay periodthat included the 12th of the month.>Employment in information continued to trend down in April (-13,000). Telecommunications lost3,000 jobs, while employment continued to trend down in motion picture and sound recordingindustries (-6,000) and in computing infrastructure providers, data processing, web hosting,and related services (-4,000). Information employment is down by 342,000, or 11.0 percent,since its most recent peak in November 2022.
>>62205462Yeah, the line is going up.
HOSANNAFOREVER
Carvana bros what happened....
>>62205463state officials are typically in the parade, thats what would cause a market dip, depending how many die or get injured the dip will be harder.unfortunate that its a saturday though i want to make money on this
>>62205465I will continue being correct. I don't give a fuck what you do. Jog on. Spastic.
>>62205468>UpdateUnemployment 4,3%Historically low, but cutting like retards so inflation stays above 3%
name 1 job they added. ill wait
>>62205476Your mom gave me 3 jobs just last night
>>62205463He sent the achmat special forces to try and take some villages in sumy recently because it's lightly defended. Of the 200 troops, 49 were killed, over 100 wounded and they lost over 100 vehicles in just a few days. People give Russia WAY too much credit on 4chan. They haven't been a credible fighting force for years now. They have been retreating all this year while Russia itself is in a state of full collapse and burning. I follow it very closely. Russia isn't even a regional power anymore.
>>62205471Looks like a split?
>>62205472Don’t think to many are going this year for their obvious reason and any strike ( I would hope unless Zelenskyy has Michael burry level shorts on the market) would not target the guest stand but rather the parade or maybe a vacant area nearby to show weakness as a symbolic symbol
New ath in S&P futures
>>62205487The list of impressive attendees this year. .Attendees, Global GDP Rank:- Slovakia — GDP 58th- Malaysia — GDP 34th- Laos — GDP 142nd- Abkhazia — not internationally recognized; economy is extremely small (well under $1 billion estimate)- South Ossetia — not internationally recognized; negligable economy (tiny, heavily Russian-dependent)
>>62205483I don’t doubt that at all, but I view the move as not a measured tactical one but more as a message
how come no one brought up XEamazon backed nuclearthis shit is going to 150 easy
>>62205493Time will tell. I doubt it. Luka isn't an idiot. He will play along until it gets dangerous for him and then scupper it. The troops on the border are just an attempt to draw reserves away from the front. It doesn't work. Ukraine's drone coverage is total and the border guard is heavily militarised and competent. Anyway. Time will tell. This isn't the place for this discussion so I'll leave it there.
What a coincidence the market was already up ha, the guys bet correctly
>>62205345Hyperinflation. Even the Biden inflation numbers were baby shit and he recovered fast anyways
ive awoken a eastern european, i am so sorry..
>>62205489Good job numbers is bullish because the economy is strongBad job numbers is bulliah because it implies rate cuts
So the secret to pumping the market is to just bomb Iran every few days. Why did nobody think of this before?
>>62205413>longing israeli techy'all mf would summon moloch if he promised you a measly 2x
>>62205302so when is the time to go all in on the covid bullshit companies because of the covid 2 thing? how do i long toilet paper?
>“They don't have a navy anymore, but they bring out these little Boston Whaler fishing boats, and they try to swarm you. We're going to blow those boats up if they're coming toward our boats”Why are they trying to make it sound as if they are doing suicide missions? Could the US at least post some videos so that we can see how they are swarming large ships with small boats?Why would you do that when you have drones? lmao
>>62205512The secret is to get attacked and not fight back despite threatening it. It means you are not willing to actually attack, so all threats are meaningless. Iran is attacking exactly to find out if the US will retaliate. And the US doesn't.>The ceasefire still holding (Hegseth)>Strikes are outside of Operation Epic Fury (Rubio)
stocks always go up, forever
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
sooo why are we back to pumping? i thought the ceasefire broke?
>>62205519Iran has got smacked every time it has tried something though.
>>62205508If I was eastern European you would know from my incorrect use of articles. The fact you can't capitalize nor punctuate leads me to believe you are a nigger.
>>62205516Ridiculing your opponent is just another method of keeping the smoke and mirrors up. Can't ever let the masses know that your opponent is capable.
>>62205528iran is a done deal. just move on with your life. its a closed book. the money makers are already on other issues, no one cares about iran anymore.
KEK OIL BAGGOTS
>>62205530Uhm, who scrapped Operation Freedom in two days?
gm /smg/gm mumusgm bobos (lol)
>>62205537Who just got bombed yesterday?
are bears seriously still talking about hormussy like it matters? lmao
>bulls waking up at normal, well-adjusted hours>bobos literally up all night writing paranoid fantasiesi really like where this is going
And we're backHope you bought the Iran fud dip
yesterday was the last generational dip
GM /smg/ and happy casual friday.
You ARE going to spend today reading the UFO file releases, right? Hundreds of pages of slop for you goyim piggies to feast on.
Is it right for you guys to make so much money, when alot of people do back breaking work for so little? Seems like the value is completely different. My boomer parents said hard work should be rewarded.
>>62205561I worked hard for the money and now it works for me. Sucks to suck.
>>62205303And sandisk isnt?!
>>62205560Ufo? More like ufc at the white house baby. 250 years!
Friendly reminder it took 6 months for markets to crash during the 70s oil embargo. And by the time markets crashed, the embargo was lifted already.If Iran survives the 6 month threshold (end of August) with hostilities still active, we are returning to the stone age.
>>62205560Got anything /smg/ related to say today or will it just be your usual pish?
>>62205564>And sandisk isntyes it isn'tit shares the same marketcap as the other hdd/ssd guys like wdc, stx
>>62205560I love conspiraslop
I don't sleep I am up 30% on $REA I slurp on that iced latte this is all just a game to me
>>62205564They make money thoughbeit.
>>62205567I hope so. I should have my savings rebuilt by then so I can buy the dip.
im currently fighting for my life on the toilet right now.
We’re all buying the ARM dip, right?
>>62205583No thank you sir, I'm buying GRRR.
>>62205577No fucker!They were fucking $40 last year up til Oct, then UH OH WE BOUGHT ALL THE RAMMMMM! And their price never lowered again and fucking since April jumped massively. Fuck this shit, no one ELSE is jumping $1450 in one year.
>Samsung chip workers reject $340,000 one-time bonus, demand annual payouts like SK hynix's $900,000 — workers want share of AI windfall, impending 18-day strike could cost Samsung up to $11.7 billion
>>62205583Balls deep in MUU, no money left
>>62205589Sounds like a tasty dip
>>62205583I'm keeping everything to buy any AEP dips but the fucker just keeps slowly rising.
>>62205589south koreans are the jews of east asia
>>62205468>The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for February was revised down by 23,000, from -133,000 to -156,000, and the change for March was revised up by 7,000, from +178,000 to +185,000. With these revisions, employment in February and March combined is 16,000 lower than previously reported.Can a labour market be propped up by health and social services for boomers and retards/illegals backed by government spending? We'll find out I guess
>>62205569Maybe. Maybe not.
>>62205561Work is for the employimThey slave away to support the lives of their neet masters and are happy to do so
I hold 40 siri jan15 35c avg price 0.85. Why? Some autistic girl told me satellite infrastructure or something. Didn't question it.
Peace announcement today, oil baggots get the rope it'll be $70's EOD.
Nobody gives a fucking shit about your gay ass fucking oil anymore.>THE CRASH WILL SAVE ME AND SHOW THOSE RICH JERKS WHAT FOR!!! HEIL HITLER!!!!!!!!You will be priced out of all hobbies except for watching AI generated short form videos and gambling.You will own nothing, and you will be happy.
>>62205610Maybe brokies like you
Got a cool 580€ to spend today, what do you guys think?
>>62205615it is all overpriced anonlegit nothing to buy
What miners do you like?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
and were off, time for 6,5 hours of looking at charrts and shitposting
How? Nothing happened
>>62205610You shorted oil yesterday, didn't you?
>>62205619LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62205610>THE CRASH WILL SAVE ME AND SHOW THOSE RICH JERKS WHAT FOR!!! HEIL HITLER!!!!!!!!Wow the guy you´re quoting sounds pretty based.
>>62205589>Samsung chip workers reject $340,000 one-time bonus, demand annual payouts like SK hynix's $900,000 — workers want share of AI windfall I wonder if those workers would be willing to sell their homes if Samsung was on the verge of bankruptcy.
>>62205619
muAHAHAH MU at 700 wtf are you doing the RSI is over 9000 fucking stop
>explosions heard close to strait>oil dumpsok
tsm bros? what just happened?
>>62205619Based and OOOoooOOOOooOO
this is literally a vertical takeoff
>>62205625cute
Why is intel pumping, they made a 3x in one month. This is bullshit.
GO TESLA GOOOOOOOOOOOTO THE STARS AND BEYOND AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CRWNhahahaha
Nonstop gigapamping every day!
TESLA HAS HIT 420!!!
>>62205617Ok, I'll just build up my cash reserves and slurp when the time is right.
Sheeeeeit
TEEEESSSSSSLAAAAAAAAAA
>>62205648The most Reddit thing I will read today.
>>62205648top signal
>>62205635looks like consolidation to me. it's still got a lot more steam in it. the amd sync is cool though
How can anyone look at this shit and claim we're not in a bubble?
>>62205648>62205648▶>>62205656 >>62205659IT WILL MAKE A NEW ATH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OK, what do i tiuch today to make it die?Every stock i out money in dies, apparently.
my god SOXL calls are ADDICTIVE, i need to stop before i become a junkie
I'm shorting INTL
>>62205621Because NVDA announced it is buying up to $2.1 billion worth of IREN common stock valued at $70 each, NVDA only does that of course after IREN spends billions of dollars on NVDA equipment, same deal NVDA has done with CRWV and NEBIS, they've done similar deals with private companies like Lambda Labs, it's the definition of circular financing
>>62205661nobody is claiming we aren't, lots of money to be made with bubbles though
>>62205668how do you know which one to get?
>>62205667I want an AEP dip. Please feel free.
>>62205641Intel makes the least sense out of anything.
>>62205675atm 0dte
>>62205561start doing this. also whats up with nvda and amd?
>AAOI mixed earnings>green I don't understand. Hope it stays that way thoughever
>>62205675>>62205678thisi need to go cold turkey though i think
>>62205678i cant buy that shit as eurocuck
GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. YOU WIN OK MUMU, YOU FUCKING WIN. I JUST FOMO'D INTO SANDISK ALRIGHT
>>62205679See >>62205670More circular financing pumping NVDAhttps://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-and-iren-announce-strategic-partnership-to-accelerate-deployment-of-up-to-5-gigawatts-of-ai-infrastructure
>>62205670So more circular financing
>They sold sndk
>>62205661It's an inflating air pocket
>>62205691Yes, it pumps the market, wait until the private companies NVDA has done this with do an IPO like Lambda Labs which is has signaled plans for an IPO in the second quarter of this year
