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sunday thread edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://HindiPoopMusic.com
https://brokerchooser.com
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous
>>62328569
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*pop*
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booba
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My biggest flaw is that I'm an immediatist. I pretend I want to invest for the long term but always try to get rich in a big swing.
Now that I understood this I have traced a plan where I'll be able to retire in 7 years. Just need to follow the plan and ignore everything else.
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Can we add a link to the MMRI in the OP? thanks
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>>62329843
Care to elaborate? How do you manage risk in this strategy?
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My QQQ stop loss is close to getting hit

it closed at like 702 or some shit

my stop loss is at 699.98

I hope like fuck I don't get shook out monday

I didn't just set this stop loss recently. I've had it awhile. That's my break even price.

will I get wicked monday then it rockets back up?
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>futures
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Reply to me with this word:

Sneed
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>>62329862
>699
>a while
So like a month ago?
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https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-026-10644-y
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-026-10652-y
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>>62329862
>a while
>2 weeks ago
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>>62329843
kek me too
>tfw poor forever
Makes it worse looking at reddit and seeing the people with names like "nylawyer" who claim they invested 400k into the sneed and p late last year and are up 1.4 million dollars.

here are so many times where I coulda 3xed in a month, then 2 months later swung into a 4x and WALLAH the basis for actually making it.

Instead I've got the thought that I need a quarter million first before I can think about a million bucks.
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>>62329848
>How do you manage risk in this strategy?
It's very simple. If the plan doesn't work out, he kills himself.
I should probably sue him for copying my personal plan.
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fat ol saggers
>same as a bag of mozzarella cheese
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>>62329848
I'll have enough into premium income that even if the market goes through a 50% drawndown I can still generate enough income to live off. If it doesn't goes down by that much I'll have more income to reinvest into income generation which will create a buffer for me.
Everything else is split into growth and value and is there so I can beat inflation since premium income caps upside.
That's it.
Any other risk will only be mitigated after I retire such as diversifying into international and buying gold to hedge against the dollar collapse and maybe bitcoin against the fiat death.
>What if everything goes wrong
Then I'll be wrong in my prediction and retire later. That will suck but beggars can't be choosers.

>>62329892
Stop trying to get the BIG GAINS and go for the small exponential growth of the compound effect. Think hard and clear about what strategy you want to follow and then stick to that no matter what happens.
It's always obvious that something would 3x, 4x or 5x after it happens. Just ignore all that and follow whatever strategy you proposed to yourself.
If you want to keep staying in the casino then just allocate a small part to play with and treat it as entertainment and not as an investment.
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>>62329912
>if the market goes through a 50% drawndown
A lot of big enterprises that existed 50 years are not with us anymore. Your bags cab easily go to zero.
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>>62329828
>>62328743
It could be 30 for tech anon, some stuff ouside tech only has to drop 10%. The s&p still needs to trim another 4% and SpaceX is going to things up the banks are exposed


"Firm Commitment: The underwriter guarantees the sale of the offering by buying all shares from the company directly, then reselling them to the public. They absorb any financial loss if shares go unsold."

"SpaceX's IPO is targeting an implied valuation of $1.77 trillion. The landmark public offering is planning to raise approximately $75 billion through the sale of 555.6 million shares at a fixed listing price of $135 per share."

Lead / Joint Book-Running Managers:Goldman Sachs (Lead Left)Morgan StanleyBank of AmericaCitigroupJPMorgan ChaseSupporting & Syndicate Banks:Allen & Co.Banco SantanderBarclaysBTG Pactual (Brazil)Deutsche BankING Groep (Netherlands)MacquarieMizuhoNeedham & Co.Raymond JamesRoyal Bank of CanadaSociete GeneraleStifelUBSWells FargoWilliam BlairNote: Two additional syndicate banks remain undisclosed in public filings due to the size and complexity of the syndicate

"30% of the total offering specifically for retail investors"

And we are being told:
https://seekingalpha.com/news/4601213-spacex-ipo-over-two-times-oversubscribed


That's any remaining liquidity GONE.

It is going to be a brutal; few weeks.

You may get a green day or two next week but the line goes down for at least two more weeks. This market has just begun to sell off. It's going to capitulate and you don;t want to be holding when that happens. Friday was just the begining.

Note that spaceX has two remarkable features
1)The financials in the PIO were stated as unaudited
2)Two of the underwriters are hidden

It's an absolute clusterfuck.

This market could take two weeks to hit bottom or six months, given that the fed won't riase but hold this meeting and raise July and then probably another raise in December it may well ake the rest of the year. This is not a buy the dip moment
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>>62329912
>if the market goes through a 50% drawndown
Unlikley, between 35% and 20% but concentrated into tech and suff wih high PEs and no or sub 1% dividends.
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Should I sell everything Monday? Seems like we are about to crash for real. Now that migrants are being deported, they are defaulting on the billions of student loans, mortgages, and business loans.
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>>62329928
>migrants are being deported
lol
>defaulting on the billions of student loans, mortgages, and business loans
lmao
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>>62329931
why do you think thats not happening? Their bank accounts are already being frozen right now.
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>>62329912
>option premium will offset a 50% draw down, let alone a 10% drawdown, with losses that will be realized the next time a covered call is assigned
Best of luck with your future choosing
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>>62329917
I'm buying income ETFs that replicate VOO so I'm not worried over that.

>>62329922
I know it's unlikely but it's income to live with so it's better to overshoot it so if I get fucked I can still get out ok.

>>62329933
Thanks
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Gonna try for 10 shares of SpaceX, whats the worst that could happen i lose $500?
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ermbros you think dram is gonna drop another 10% this week?
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>>62329931
That money is alread in India and it is never getting paid back. Defaulting on bills and debts is an Indian national pastime btw
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>>62329945
More
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>>62329940
Extreemely dumb but TBTF for the banks, one minute I'm being told it is oversubscribed the next I'm being told Jamie Diamond is rining people personally begging them to buy this shit. It will dump, sell as soon as you have them, the same second.
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>>62329945
I'm not going to help you with that you are already engaging with madness trading options
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>he naively believes this dip will be bought on Monday
ngmi
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>>62329928
Post screen shots when you do. Im adding to my faggot hands collection.
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>>62329928
You might get some green crabbing midweek but by hen you might have taken a hi anwa, I don't day trade, it is going down how it does that is the magic of the markets.
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>>62329968
Well if you are holding or buing into this market you won't have any hands at all. Freiday was just the start it will be barting and dropping for a while until all the tards are broke(you) then it capitulates. The ritual of passing overvalued bags to fools.
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>>62329842
>>62329833
>>62329828

Look at the strong jaw line, the adams apple, nose job, lip filler, hair implants, broad shoulders, Large muscular hands... That's a man.
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>>62329973
Post thesis and short positions since you are so confident.
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>>62329920
Next week will be unchanged to green.
Taco's will be served.
SpaceX will be magicked to do multiples.
Why are you still applying rationale?
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bobos really think market will crash when US is in the midst of a tech war w/ china

>>62329985
this anon is right, they changed the rules just so AI tech can get even more funding for the NASDAQ inclusion, you really think they'll let market crash and miss out on tax revenue money? logic doesnt matter anymore

trump would rather the USD become venezuela status than lose against china
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$MRVL is pumpin' on Hyperliquid...
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>>62329828
>nose scrunch
Makes me want to liquidate my nw so I can give it all to her. Very powerful effect on khhv's like me
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>>62330012
must purchase minors aaaaaa
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>>62329828
Looking at her makes me angry. Even if I hit 100 million Ill never get that.
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>be frugal
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The retarded AI companies are trying to sell you that their models are now self learning... at this point you should see the fugaze....

https://x.com/AnthropicAI/status/2062568862479208923?s=20
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>>62330032
They've managed to lul at the old retards and the masses into a manic state... or at least trying to
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>>62329843
So fucking this, so fucking this. Its hard though.
>>62330019
Based
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Este hilo está lleno de individuos que no podrían ni salir de una bolsa de papel si se cagaran dentro.

El ticker EWP

Motherland call
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>>62330032
Realmente eres un maricón sabio.

: • )
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>>62330032
>>62330034
excuse me,
but...
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Hitting the road Monaday morning and don't have a smartphone, so anything I do will have to be on autopilot. Buy a bunch of SOXS and hang a 10% trailing stop loss on it: yea or nay?
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>>62330046
you know what to do
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>>62329992
Woah wait a sec what's that Bobo gonna do with the donuts
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>>62329940
good summary because you never read the IPO filing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHD8BDFYyGI
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>>62329992>>62330054

I know it will you're a fool.
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>>62329928
Gigabobo here.
This is not the big one.

The war is essentially a nuthingburger at this point, as you can see via picrel, regardless of how much FUD Bloomberg posts.
(For retards: This is Credit Default Swaps on the two regions most reliant on oil through the Humus Str8, default risk has returned to prewar levels despite clash news)

>>62329992
Crash comes when dems flip the other branches, and the SEC ends its current nu-policy of cutting prosecution recommendations by 90% for all except crypto scammers.

Extreme accounting bullshitery is effectively state sanctioned rn.
Wish I had that sheet Mr. Bobo schizo had posted in the past, with all the different search terms for quasi legal GAAP practices going through the roof since January.

It'll be an Enron style crash, when it comes, but certainly after midterms.
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>>62330060
>listening to youtube bugmen
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20th anniversary of Falador massacre
fuck i'm old
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>>62330064
>midterms
If there was ever polling showing Dems take both houses you can guarantee trump will issue a $10k stimmy check for real to every american
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>>62330037
Very hard. Reminds me of a saying I heard among investors "the buying is easy, the trouble is with the holding part"
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>>62330052
internet and personal computers?
1999 epic market crash.The ultimate worth if the echnology is not what's in play here, the total market valuation including costco and wallmart is and it is way past value and it is correcting. It took intel and cisco 20 years to get back to their ATHs and CPUs and routers were great. The fact that they wree great still meant you got finanically fistfucked for 20 years if you held them at the top.
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>>62329828
Very pretty girl. Wish she was my gf and would touch my penor. But anyways, today is Saturday not Sunday you stupid fuck.
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>>62330066
>listening to elon.
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>>62330064
This is neat, I have the exact opposite opinion. 17% dip for Nov, than Im leveraging up (dip or not) after the midterms. Always intresting to see someone smart with the exact opposite view. Look forward to seeing who wins.
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>>62330075
I don't, and I'm not playing SpaceX at all.
You however an ironically watch YouTube bugmen
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>>62330076
There should be two downlegs and you can't time them, could take until year end. You should nbe more focused on what the bottom looks like not when.
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>>62330071
The best accounts are inactive.

That's why I just hold GRRR and shitpost here 24/7
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>>62330078
Fair enough. Go read the IPO filing and have a laugh. Enjoy the muktiple full page AI generated images of 'space and stuff'
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>>62329882
>LLMs
>discoveries
>muh novel hypotheses
why the fuck do people still not understand how LLMs work? at least the Google people calls it what it is, an assistant... at most
also, wtf is "FutureHouse"? some startup from San Francisco?
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>>62330075
This is an argument to listen to Elon. No other man could generate a trillion dollar 382 PE stock.
You remind me of younger me. I was a midwit explaining to my friends how smaller crypto units wasn't as important as marketcap, and somebody smarter than me pointed out thats true but as long as the plebs think it is thats where the money is.
I know its stupid as fuck but if the cults keep printing why fight it.
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>>62329992
The US can't stop the market from crashing. Investors are already pulling out of the market. Look at how quantum popped off when Trump announced that the gubmint would be investing in it. Then look how hard it tanked yesterday.

Chang won. They have already been building robots and unleashing them upon small children for testing porpoises. You're going to get roundhouse kicked in the dick by midget-sized terminator.
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https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1181412/000162828026036936/spaceexplorationtechnologi.htm

"During the years ended December 31, 2025 and 2024, the Company purchased $506 million and $191 million of Megapack products, respectively, from Tesla, Inc. (“Tesla”) recorded in Property, plant, and equipment, net in the consolidated balance sheets. The Company also obtained $131 million of Cybertrucks at manufacturer’s suggested retail price from Tesla recorded in Property, plant, and equipment, net in the consolidated balance sheets during the year ended December 31, 2025. "

"During the years ended December 31, 2025 and 2024, the Company purchased $506 million and $191 million of Megapack products, respectively, from Tesla, Inc. (“Tesla”) recorded in Property, plant, and equipment, net in the consolidated balance sheets. The Company also obtained $131 million of Cybertrucks at manufacturer’s suggested retail price from Tesla recorded in Property, plant, and equipment, net in the consolidated balance sheets during the year ended December 31, 2025. "
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>>62330076
I don't really see why it should go down now.

War isn't over so all the pumping must continue.

Friday was just gamma dragging when a few players all decided to crowd into massive amounts of SPY 740 PUTs right when we were close to a flip and gravity taking its course.
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>>62330086
>Chang won
lmao
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>>62330087
how the fuck is this shit legal
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who /ballbustingbobos/ next week?
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>>62330082
Its crazy to me. The whole thing is good enough to be a tool for people to use to potentially learn new things or get them to create things they otherwise wouldn't have the capacity to do. But instead the entire thing is being sold as AGI sci-fi tech that is about to do all work for all humans LMFAO
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>>62330079
That is my plan, I'll slowly move 25% of my stack into 3x at 10%, 15%, 20%, and 30%. Keep 5 years spending and a 400k emergency pile in case we 2001.
That said if we don't dip I'll probably go straight SSO in Nov. Im long term bullish and the usual midterm bump has me extra so.
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>>62329843
Just invest 600 dollars per month for 40 years and you'll be a millionaire at 65.
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>>62330093
Sick, can you link me where he said that?

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump
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>>62330040
I can guarantee you gobble more cock than anyone else in this thread
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>>62330092
No discount full retail.

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1181412/000162828026036936/spaceexplorationtechnologi.htm

"•Manufacturing capabilities on the Moon and Mars. We plan to build manufacturing infrastructure on the Moon and Mars that utilizes local resources to produce fuel, construction materials, and other essential resources, reducing dependence on Earth resupply and enabling sustainable long-term presence.•Asteroid mining. We plan to pursue asteroid mining operations to extract metals and other critical resources from near-Earth and main-belt asteroids, providing abundant raw materials for space-based industries and reducing the need to launch mass from Earth."

Yeah.
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>>62330027
Have you ever interacted with women? They won't make you happy. Even if you do land someone who looks like her, you'll realize that she comes with an impossible set of expectations. You'll be struggling to just survive at work while she makes more and more demands of you and manipulates you emotionally. The more attractive she is, the more likely she is to fuck with you because nobody has ever told her "no."

You don't need $100 million to land a good woman. However, you're more like to obtain $100 million than to find a woman who won't completely ruin you.
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There's one rule of the market. Well two.

The people screamng crash or bubble get left behind. The bobos that put their money where their mouth is get liquidated.
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@bobo
The recovery starts on Monday. Stocks only go up
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>>62330092
"On January 13, 2026, our board approved the grant of 1 billion performance-based restricted shares of Class B common stock to Mr. Musk. The restricted shares vest upon (i) our achievement of specified market capitalization milestones across 15 equal tranches and (ii) the Company’s establishment of a permanent human colony on Mars with at least one million inhabitants, in each case, subject to Mr. Musk’s continued employment with us through the date on which achievement is certified by our board. "

Just a scam
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1181412/000162828026036936/spaceexplorationtechnologi.htm
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>>62330100
This is all very cool and I also want to ship materials from space to the earth and from the earth to space but the issue is that those metals already exist here you can get them in greenland and Australia and canada and shit.
There needs to be a real reason to go to space, mining is not a real reason.
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>>62330089
Shit IPOs are historically a top signal, Oil and Helium fuckery, new Trump tarrifs, Nafta up for renewal, very expensive PEs, inflation pressure, rate increase pressure, AI profitability pressure, and the fact 6/6 midterms dipped.
Thats not even taking into account black swans like Hanta virus or Canadian CIA saying Canada alone thinks Iran has 700 spys waiting to be activated.
Im not a bear, I still own a shit ton of SSO and Im only expecting a quick 20% at best with 51% confidence. I really do see a path to a 20% dip.
Ive been a gay bear 3 times in 9 years, Im batting 1/3 though so I know in the end who the fuck knows.
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llms are just the foundation. they'll be interfaced with neuromorphic and quantum computers and do things that are even more amazing and unbelievable. and that's just what we can see on the horizon.
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>>62330104
>The bobos that put their money where their mouth is get liquidated.
I'm up since liduidating all assets through may including stoks and gold and moving to money market funds. What's happening to you now is darwinian necessity. You are a tumor in the system and your stupid is causing ineffeciency. Your poverty is for the good of us all..Thank you for your sacrifice.
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>>62329828
>futures
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>>62330111
Read the IPO document. No share have noting rights other tha n those held by musk, it's basically a scam company roling up his loss making AI business and it is a financial disaster.
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>>62330117
Based
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>>62330075
>listening to elon
sry are you trying to imply something retarded?
>p/e matters
lol
lmao!
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>>62330117
Why would an Israeli company like Intel have a chinese ceo? Bearish
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>>62330027
They are a pain in the ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SjGf9FNzb0
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>>62330118
Tell me when you're ready to go long so I have a sell signal
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>>62330127
>>p/e matters
>lol
>lmao!
(you)
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>>62329912
lol
I'm just going to keep swing trading SOXL until it either makes me rich or destroys me, while working two jobberinos.

Recently driving by a highschool made me realize I'm not a teen or a college freshman anymore, just a "returning student" doing online and evening classes to fill time. I don't feel happy from acquiring material stuff. Finishing my yugioh collection would be cool but I don't get the same euphoria I did a few years ago pulling out my old stuff and adding the new stuff in. I don't want it that bad anymore. I don't get pleasure or joy and will never have teen love. Talking to a 30yo chick who was hot at 18 but now fat and wants to settle down and how it's 'normal' for womento basically scam men like thsi made me realize how I'm not going to get literally anything I wanted 5 years ago when doombull covidvesting.

Win or die, though I probably already lost by not going all in on the dip last september.
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>>62330132
You won't have any money. It is what it is.
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>>62329992
>bobos really think market will crash when US is in the midst of a tech war w/ china
'bobos' on here are either mindbroken or newfags. Posting SCAWY news and pushing the market down to make their shorts is the bread and butter of hedge funds. There's no meaningful reason why the market should crash because HEADLINES.
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>>62330123
back in the 2000's me and some friends piled into a car and drove to stanford to hear ray kurzweill speak about the singularity. was an exciting time. been a believer since then.
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>>62330138
>Finishing my yugioh collection
You're actually retarded. I see.
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>>62330142
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>>62330136
lol okay retard, go short it. post your loss porn.
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>>62330142
>There's no meaningful reason why the market should crash because HEADLINES.
No it's crashing because is approaching he point where it's future retruns are less than a bond and with massive risk.
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I’m still dcaing a nigger amount into bitcoin every week and it feels more and more retarded all the time. I’m honestly considering stopping but feel like it’s the worst possible time to stop.
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>Yesterdays
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>>62330148
Of ourse you will short, trade options, being retarded, trade on margin because you are stupid and poor. That's obvious.
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>movie night
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>>62330138
>I'm just going to keep swing trading SOXL until it either makes me rich or destroys me,

exactly the type of hysterical all or nothing mentality that will cause you to fuck things up whether you hit a home run or not
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>>62330155
>ESL detected
Read it again, you retard.
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Markets are going to pump so hard on monday it will be disgusting.
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Buttfucker thread. SpaceX has you cucks buck broken. Just ignore it. Tesla has already been polluting the indexes for years.
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>>62330172
This. We're going to get an imminent peace deal w/ Iran, and US government purchase of AI stocks this Sunday night.
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>>62330177
And Ukraine will declare victory soon. This is not priced in.
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>>62330172
hope so
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>oil tanking
>stocks tanking
>bonds tanking
>crapto tanking
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> futures
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>>62330187
but are the tanks tanking?
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>>62330172
>t. being this delusional
They dumped for a reason buddy. Get ready for your bags to get a little heavier.
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>>62330201
yet when they pump on monday you'll be the first to say "there's no reason for this!"
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>>62330172
calling for red or yellow.
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Have to wait to see >futures tomorrow
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>>62329992
are we gonna gloss over the fact that a bobo plush exists? where do i buy this.
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>>62330172
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DUDE...
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>>62330199
>tanks
Of natural gas also tanking!
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>>62330151
Good luck
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Oops...
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>>62330177
>we need US gov to bailout retards so that the markets can pump
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Nobody wants to work anymore.

They don't even want to work for free or for a hot pocket. The Janitor applications are still open.
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so spacex just filed at a fixed $135 a share, 555 million shares, $75B raised which is the biggest ipo in history bigger than aramco. but heres the part nobody talking about… they didnt even give a price range. usually you get like $120-140 and the bankers "build a book." they skipped that entirely which basically means the whole thing was already spoken for by sovereign funds (qatar abu dhabi norway etc) before retail even heard about it and get this the allocation meetings happened in MAY… which might be why tech got absolutely smoked last week. PMs dont sell winners to fund an ipo they sell their 2nd best ideas. so the nasdaq dump might literally be ppl raising cash for this.
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>>62330214
>97.39% accurate
will it hit, though?
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Do we know how many SPCX shares insiders own and could sell on IPO day? I was just consulting an expert (me) and realized it's pretty much impossible for it to go down on IPO day except for insiders unloading their bags.
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>>62330172
Imagine being this delusional.
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>>62330284
>these are the type of people who post on this board
Bleak
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>>62330172
Nah but they probably won't rip down like friday
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>>62330172
Monday is a coin flip
And that coin flip will determine the rest of the week.
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>>62330299
Full pic
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>>62330284
only 4.2% of the float will be traded for 14 days until they get admitted to the nasdaq 100, its going to be an orchestrated short squeeze right off the bat
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>>62329862
I never set a stop loss that failed to fire eventually. I am convinced they are some kind of sucker trap set by the brokerage firms. The minute you feel like you need to set a stop to protect gains is the same minute you should be just closing your position out. Learned that the hard way many times. That thing in your gut that says "this is going too well, I should hedge" is the thing telling you to sell.
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I know this is a retard question to ask here and I'm gonna get dunked on or ignored, but i just opened up a new investment account through my tfsa. If you were me and were also not trying to self sabotage, what would you buy?
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>>62330312
Ok that's still a significant amount. I would imagine there are many paper millionaires working at SPCX
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>>62330316
All in Marvell
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>>62330316
All in GRRR like me
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Is it time to holdem or foldem as far as semis and memory go? Say I want to hold at least a month, will it go back to where it was before Monday? Only 100% guaranteed answers please.
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>>62330316
All in MU until 2000
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>>62330353
memory is literally priced to perfection right now, AVGO posted record breaking profits this quarter, increase EPS, revenue, everything green as fuck but when they forecasted lower than expected growth their stock tanked, along with every single other stock in the memory sector
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>>62330353
The memory bull case has not changed at all. Do what you will with that info
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With all this talk of increasing market volatility, what does this mean for letfs?

The increased whiplashing would wreck the value of letfs because they're best when everything is lopsided to going UP not updownupdownupdown and chopchopchopping away.
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>>62330381
The trick is shorting inverse LETFs
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>>62330367
Ya but.. but... stonks very often tank on good earnings then almost always climb higher
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>>62330143
So fucking jealous. That would have been awesome.
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>>62330158
doesn't matter I'd rather live lumfag's swinging dream and lose it all than never have it
Plus this general being like 60% bears at all times has me convinced we're going higher since /smg/ is wrong about everything.
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will be redeeming a frozen pizza investment tonight
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>>62330316
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>Intel stock is at $100
I knew I had to buy this shit when it was $20... and then it went to $30 when the US govt. bought shares.
I really need to learn to trust my gut sometimes, esp. when it comes to tech.
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I was kicking myself for not buying into IBM stock with my employee discount.
Now I feel a bit better. Jeeeezus fucking Christ this is a nasty story if its all as the article says.
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>>62330495
ESOP is a pain in the ass for taxes
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>>62330470
How's your weight doing?
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Nigger
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>>62330526
It's been stable around 170 for a couple years
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>>62330314
Fuck ya. I can't wait until I actually start listening to that git feeling.
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>>62330177
>>62330172
It gets better:
>Trump announces 100% adquistion of Strategy. The US now owns 1,000,000+ BTC for the Strategic Reserve
>Saylor becomes the world's first quadrillonaire
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>>62330461
it was pretty cool. i was 15 or 16 and didn't even ask my parents, we decided to go the very afternoon after smoking a bunch of weed. we were the youngest people there. and now that i think of it it might not have been ray, i asked ai who was talking at that and that was the first name it spit out, i don't actually remember who we saw, it was the first singularity summit though and we watched a couple lectures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw3p8oa390Y
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>>62330532
What the fuck? What are you like 5'5"? I'm 6'2" and a healthy BMI is like 195 or something.
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>>62330536
Why aren't you using disparity index like a normal person?
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>>62330536
stop trying to get me to buy before octobers mumu
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>>62330538
Huh? Are you retarded?
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>>62330550
>I'm 5'11"
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>>62330554
Did I talk to you? No? Then fuck off
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>>62330563
You just have no clue what you're talking about if you think 170lb at 5'5" is equal to a healthy BMI. Why are you so dumb?
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>>62330568
Because I don't give a shit and I base all of what I say on a hip shot. Same question though, was I talking to you? If not then fuck off you stupid fucking nigger
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>>62330572
Retards don't get to tell me what to do. lmao
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>>62330577
This one did, and if you're too stupid to take even the basic Council that a retard can provide what does that say about you?
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>>62330462
C'mon you know the phrase. Even a broke smigger is right twice in their life.
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>>62330526
177 at 6'4, down 8 lbs from december but i mean to gain it back. Janny throws a fit whenever i post body because he looks like a human pudding snack
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>>62329828
He's right you know.
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>>62330599
Bulk up string bean, and don't go in on Monday shit is going to be crabbing down
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>>62330599
lmao
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>>62330604
Green line go up.
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>>62330604
AI hype is going to seem to insane in hindsight when everyone comes to term with the fact that its basically just a secretary who can also cobble together some basic code.
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>>62330604
Imagine being so pathetic that you are in a cope shack of a subreddit
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>>62330599
hello mr schizo skeleton
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>>62330470
>will be redeeming a frozen pizza investment tonight

what flavor
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Movie night starting soon
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This 2026 edition of the Hormuz Speedboat Grand Prix is really good, they've outdone themselves. Way better than the 2025 and 2024 editions.
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>faggot tranny jannie banned me for an off topic post
>jeet shit, porn shit, off topic threads all over the catalog

You’re about to clean it up you fucken faggot. Here’s your one and only warning.
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heres scarey beary post woooo
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The nothingburger seething about SpaceX convinced me to buy
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I'm gonna buy (and hold) spacex
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>>62329828
>Monday markets
>https://youtu.be/8CwS83JVdqg?si=gkV_tTIrVWJJWeri
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>>62330121
LUMBER
WY, WFG, BCC
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>>62330087
bottom signal
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Buy Monday for the gigapump on Tuesday.

It'll be down by the end of the week though.
Cap this
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guess there was another senseless public shooting or something whatever LOL
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>>62330599
/fit/ here, I'm sorry for your gyno. They do offer surgery for that though.
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>>62330681

>Heffernan said it appeared that at least two people fired weapons and they were “probably shooting at each other.”
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>>62330316
Why dont you just buy 10 random things
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>>62330630
whoa bro this is a blue board
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>>62330251
I would hate being a janny and having to talk to even more indian coworkers.
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>>62330683
You dont post on fit otherwise you would recognize me
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>turning 30 soon
>260k
I’m a failure and a loser.
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>>62330697
I went to snap city a while back and quit 4chan around the same time.
I realized I had all the exercise advice I needed. No need to go back.
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>/biz/ is broken
cool fuck this board I'm out
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>>62330713
>29
>250k
I mog
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>>62330604
An LLM wrote this
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>>62330599
>>62330697
also this the type of bum giving smiggers investment advice
figures
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>>62330599

Get a haircut faggot.

WAGMI
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>>62330738
?
down 100k in the last month btw
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>>62330738
Weekend /smg/ brings out all the degenerates. Yesterday we had the titty autist, now we have a homosexual
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someone PLEASE make a remark about my dick i am waiting...
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>>62330769
ok post it and I'll review it
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>>62330697
trim your beard you fucking weirdo
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>>62330772
i will in a few weeks when i hit the road, i was only joking.
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>>62330765
Its going to get a lot worse once the kikes are free from shabbat.
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>>62330316
and as you can see, you do not ask these clowns for advice ever. that is the worst thing you can do. you give advice and whatever makes them the angriest is your best route.
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>>62330316
If you want safe then buy VOO and forget
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>>62330755
Semis top
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MY GOD
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING
TURNED AWAY KEPT RUNNING
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN
THE WARNING SIGNS

https://youtu.be/11IQAN1E0Ok
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SpaceX IPO will be the end of this bull run
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Every fuckin' weekend the same shit. It doesn't matter if Friday closed at record highs or huge lows, every weekend the same 3 bears spamming about how the end is nigh. Paragraphs of "analysis", balding youtubers fud, chink propaganda, /pig/ faggotry, but you barely even see them post their shorts.
Then, come Monday, all of them are magically gone.
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>>62330853
no, spacex and other raises are turning huge lumps of unproductive capital into highly productive capital. it's rocket fuel for the bull run. you'll know it's over when ai weed delivery companies come to market
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>>62330735
Of course you do. I said I’m a loser. I had 318k on Monday but fate took it from me. Doesn’t matter it’s all lame. 2.5 million or nothing
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How much SpaceX yall getting? Trying to get at least 1000 shares
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>>62330588
/smg/ is only right about a downtrend after the market has already bottomed.
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>>62330638
I don't understand what they're even supposed to have in common though
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What ai model let's me be racist? It's so annoying having to play word games with Google and Twitter to make it have images of people throwing romans or black people eating kfc etc
Any non cucked ai companies? Those are the ones worth investing into.
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>>62330316
>TFSA
Buy (or consider buying)
XIU ZFL SPY (or VFV/VOO) GLD QQQ FXI ETHA IBIT
(last two are risk on)
Open a FHSA, as well. You'll want to buy a home eventually, and the tax deductions are great.
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Im trapped in baggie hell
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>>62330896
Too volatile for me.
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>>62330935
>typical META baggie profile
Mark Zuckerberg is a financial terrorist
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>>62330945
Even worse. I bought ulty like a fucking retard
The recovery was from tqqq
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>>62330948
>he yieldmaxxxed



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