東証株価指数 edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratespreviously on /smg/ >>62430407
MSFT n chillsimple as
someone really needs to knock these mumus the FUCK out. who the FUCK do they think they are huh?
>I was assigned 100 shares of SOXL at $9>/Smg/ told me it was going to zero>They want to buy it now at $300Just buy MSFT
buy the hate>TRLV
I am still making money off of sneedisk>microjeet bagholders coping and sneeding ITT editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Don't hide, just buy.
>>62431075>not SOXS calls
I would like to trade in my nvda shares for soxl computer shares at a fair exchange rate based on when I bought them
>>62431085Im underwater on soxs calls. they are propping SOXX up so hard its unreal.
>>62431085betting line go down is gaybuying the top is gayfollowing sheep is gaybagholding the hot retail thing is gayjust find a different line that is low and bet that it is going to go up
Another day of getting paid to surf 4chan and Vidya while getting paid $150k… how do I build empathy towards my fellow neets?
DRAMSISTERS, HOW WE FEELING??
Kevin...
>>62431088I would like to redeem all my minors at the February high before Mr. Trump started his disastrous war for Israel
>>62431051Buying RKLB last week was basically free money
>>62431082when I bought this morning my port was up by about .5%, now it's up by 2%, tomorrow it'll be down 3%!
My average is 100I bought (and am DCAing) this because cheetoman and his friends are all invested in it so I think it goes up in 2028 when bitcoin stops sucking, but it does make me a little sad when I was up 30% last month. Makes you wish to.... take profits high and swing lower. Hindsight 2020.
>>62431095weird face, looks ai
>semis defying gravityyep im sure this'll pan out well
>>62431106I'm glad this shit isn't 1:1 pegged to spacex.
>>62431123in the biz this is what we call an exit pump
>>62431095if she was born a man she would be a 4/10 that had to pay for sex. she was born a female and I want to goon just because she jiggles nice even though her face is busted.women have it so easy lmao. but sucking dick is super fucking gay imagine letting some guy cum in your mouth LMAO
>>62431102I’m buying a little. I like the complete dejection of bag holders of miners filling the board
>>62431128She's fucking beautiful, fit and cute, you'd have to pay her to fart in your general direction
SPY has no cycles. Just straight up like a God damn gay nigger
>>62431127this is genuinely the most retarded mania buying I have ever witnessed and I am fucking HEEMED
>>62431116>BTC stops suckingits going under 20,000. don't buy it until after MSTR goes bankrupt and even then it may never do the thing again. Europe is actively making crypto exchanges illegal and all the zoomers got rugged on it and are aping DRAM/SOXL now. crypto just like chip shit is a ponzi where it only works as long as there is a bigger dumbass to buy your shit.
>nasdog stopped pumping as soon as i boughedAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAget fucked you shittersyou welcomecrash incoming
I don't think S&P will break 7500 today.
i sold some naked spy calls. that was silly of me.
>>62431144what about the two below Nike, I only looked at that one?
>>62431106You basically made the same amount I lost.HEY, YOU STOLE MY MONEY
>>62431142Diamond wall of bobos at 7499.6, nice try gg
every single post here is a fucking bot.
>>62431135>I would have to pay hershe would drop her spaghetti around me and do it for free
>>62431060Great picture of Brittany, is that Japan? You know those old westerns where the outlaw makes a run to the border…Japan is my Mexico
>>62431153Fuck you, and have a nice day.
Donnie will pump the stock market like crazy right before America’s 250th, I’m ready for nonstop green the next few days!
>>62431153I'm gay
Micron gonna wake up and do something, or not really
>>62431153when I see such massive losses my brain defaults to a generic 'jak.Literally every single pico-dip is insta-hyperslurped to the moon. People cannot get enough of this shit slop fest. No price is too high. The higher the better the buy. they saw soxx run up 10% and said they want more. Who cares how much it costs
The stock market lines may only go up but WHAT IF I DIED TOMORROW DUDE I'D NEVER SEE ANY OF THAT SHIT
>>62431138>they keep trying to short Americas birthdayyou faggots are so retarded
>>62431139>even then it may never do the thing again. Europe is actively making crypto exchanges illegal and all the zoomers got rugged on it and arethey always say these things it never turns out to be true
>>62431153nu uh
>>62431164>jewish goylem puppet state daywow!
>>62431161reminder it's not normal for a stock to go +10% each day when it has a marketcap of 1 trillion.>>62431157The rally usually happens after the 4th, last year it was around mid-july where shit started popping
sneedisk to 10.69% up on the day, place your bets gentlemoids
The next war will be the AI war. USA will lose to South Korea and China. Americans will be employed by South Koreans and Chinese, the nearest restrooms at their workplaces will be used by South Koreans and Chinese, and Americans will only be able to use the furthest restrooms.USA lost the war to Korea. USA is a colony of Korea. Without Korea, they can't even make television. The cause of this war is South Korea. South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop. Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons. South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syriahttps://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/Days before Anthropic took its most advanced AI models offline, the White House ordered the company to revoke SK Telecom’s access to Claude Mythos over claims of alleged ties to China.https://www.wired.com/story/sk-telecom-anthropic-mythos-export-controls/
HERE IT COMES
>WOAH DID IT JUST GO DOWN 80 CENTS? HOLY FUUUUUUUCKK BUY BUY BUY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW THIS IS THE BIG ONE HYPER SLUPPERINO DIPS
>>62431170Seethe at the fact that the biggest money market in the world is located in a country you hate.Seethe!
>>62431166this time is different. don't hold that shit to 20k
>AMD
>>62431150>S&P fallingI think we'll take another run at 7500, honestly.
Fit Chud behind that hot chick!
>>62431178kike
>>624311732100 final answer
>>62431179it's not different though
>>62431181I was just joking, it's almost certainly going to hit it unless we're hitting a small pullback to get ready for the next two days
>62431177>it's this guy again>>62431174>USA will lose to South Korea and China. Americans will be employed by South Koreans and Chinese, the nearest restrooms at their workplaces will be used by South Koreans and Chinese, and Americans will only be able to use the furthest restrooms.what
>>62431189I'm trying to time the pico bottom before the run back up, but my usual signal of dogs going nuts at something outside to distract me isn't happening.
AMD getting close to a 1T market cap
The 2030s will be to South Korea what the 1990s were to Japan. Until then, enjoy it.
>>62431195Half of crypto market cap.
>That one reliable stock that supports your gambling problem.What’s her name?
>>62431199SPY 0DTE
>>62431088Kekd irlNearly a year of crabbing.
>>62431138kekthanks for playing
>>62431199shorting $mest
>>62431102Our Leader didn't start anything, but he's definitely putting an end to something that should have ended a long time ago boss.
>>62431199BMPS
>>62431101Motherfucker… lmao
>>62431191you will have to ask your boss if you are allowed to use the restroom just like in school. any more questions?
>they wrote that semis have peaked>they wrote that AI bubble is popping>they wrote that black Monday is comingWhere are they now?
>>62431095Why cant I have this? Is it really too much? I just want a petite housewife whomst is my loyal subservient woman whomst I can throw around like a sexdoll. How big must my portfolio be to get such a woman?>>62431196Explain. Will it be huge pumping on my south korea related stocks?
>>62431210They pull the same type of shit every weekend. This one's gonna be even worse with 3 whole days off.
>>62431199I think I've made more money on swing trading CCL than any other ticker.>hantavirusbuy>covidbuy>ahhh some nigger fell off the boat/got too drunkbuythen you just sell when the fud goes away
I.R. not smart. Help me understand this L2 data. More lines = more pressure? If there's longer sell lines, there's pressure to push the price down? I'm triyng to eyeball this, but it moves so quickly, I can't really keep up to test my hypothesis.
>>62431222not trading but aren't these placed sell/buy orders, so you can see a plateau/ceiling and play accordingly, also to see resistance before hitting itScroll them look how there are more on whole numbers than digits
What the fuck are these guys smoking
>>62431199SOXL unironically. I go gamble on some random meme and get burned. I go gamble on a bluechip and get burned. I come home and gamble on SOXL and make it all back plus more. It's really the only industry in the stock market I truly understand.>>62431101Someone post the pic of when I accidentally slip it in her butthole but keep ramming it and unbeknowst to myself that her screams are no longer of pleasure but of agony....
>>62431075>>62431093Oh look, it's the know nothing retard who thought he called the top on semis and memory. Everybody say hi to the retard.
>>62431210I was the MU fudder who said to buy MSFT>MU: 1250 -> 1150>MSFT: 350 -> 370I was spot on so far. I didn't tell anyone to buy SOXS. I didn't tell anyone to short. I just said to rotate. Its weird they are just trying to buy other chip shit though right now. A lot of people are "HODL TIL EARNINGS" coping still
Things are going my way lately
>>62431232probably picrelated, they're also redditors so they're destined to be the cattle that think they're smart
>>62431237But why exit semis and memory?
>>62431237Another fellow DG enjoyer
>>62431116>buying CRCL instead of just buying bitcoinwhyalso why you keep dcaing into fucking CRCLsomething something sunken cost fallacy
OOPS I GOT MARGIN CALLED AGAIN
>TRLV
>>62431240Can you faggots go 5 minutes without posting something gay as fuck? Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>62431246there are black YouTubers telling people to buy MU at 1250. if you need any more top signals you are NGMI
>>62431139More retardation from the retard
>>62431237I'd probably say to rotate into AMD&INTC instead to be up much more bigly, but you do you I guess.
>>62431251Because USDC is completely different from bitcoin, CRCL is not a bitcoin play but a mass USDC adoption play, Coinbase is invested in CRCL and Bessent is invested in Coinbase and Trump always pumps stuff he personally wants to win, like INTC.This is like /smg/ fudding memory chips all over again, you guys don't even understand the beginning of the argument.
>>62431237>I was the MU fudder who said to buy MSFT>MSFT: 350 -> 370>I was spot on so farHOLY FUCK+6% in a tech stock!!!??? iN A WeEk!!Holy shit dude, is Barren Buffet trying to recruit you already? Keep that phone free and charged, I'm sure the call is coming this week.
>>62431259>200 p/e>negative p/eno thanks. I don't want your bags of shit sir
GTA6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62431232Black berry boys are insane and annoying. They have been shitting up stock twits and other forums for years.
>When the stock price is increasing but your put option’s resale value is also increasing.
when is the cool off dump?
>>62431265That's exactly what will make the stock price explode once the margins increase. It's still time for you too offload and get into semis rally. Every minute of waiting is minute wasted holding poo.
>6% in a week is too littleYeah top signal
>>62431264>MU up 900%>probably still a bagholderLOL
>>62431255no
>2% discount from SOXX ATHs>this is a huge buying opportunity for peopleclown market
>>62431267Is this gonna be good? Should I buy a ps5 for it?
>>62431256Hmmmm worrisome. What about buying shares in SK Hynix and Samsung?
>Sandisk is up 15% since yesterday's lows when I should have bought 40k>Samsung, SK Hynix and Micron all look like they're waiting to crash or somethingI don't want to be weakhanded but I wonder what these charts mean since Sandisk will dump if the memory giants dump.
>>62431277the zoomers on vyvanse expecting trillion dollar companies to move 10% a week is definitely the most euphoric I have ever seen the markets
>>62431288>coulda shoulda wouldaNigger
>>62431288its going to be bloody. my cope now is, itll dump before long weekend. it was itll dump today but holy fuck people are euphoric about semis
We resume our regularly-scheduled programming of https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62235358#p62235514 .AKA known as 'Memory is dead! Buy Sandisk!!!!"That 24/7 Wallstreet woman also dropping the usual bearish claims, this time of Nvidia's KVTC without naming it, calling it most-upvoted Reddit narrative' yet not linking to it, while simultaneously refusing to name what about memory it compresses, or what it would do to actual runtime memory usage. That Nvidia paper dropped in February.>>62431288It means retardation. People think Sandisk doesn't produce memory now, in addition to rotating to non-memory semis despite their capex far exceeding anything the memory cartel has ever spent while simultaneously not producing a profit.
>>62431291>vyvanseIs this shit good? I've been considering getting Adderall to see if it makes me better at work. Should I get high on this shit instead?
Thank God I got in early on DRAM (a week ago)
>>62431287you are betting on the 800B dollar stimulus that the Koreans are doing stabilizing their shitcoin economy.. its really spooky that the government of a country is telling people "DO NOT REDEEM PLEASE BUY WITH LEVERAGE" after their indexs have pumped 175% in a year...
>>62431232What sorts of AI picks n' shovels is BB selling?
>>62431304Automotive software kek
>>62431298Vyvanse is just an alternative to meth-based meds. Meth-based had me bloody paranoid, I thought it made me hallucinate, but turns out it was fine, just that my actual house's electricity was fried. exactly coinciding with my Vyvanse usage. Doesn't mean it will work. In my case, only meth-based meds did anything, despite the incredibly-varying sides. Concerta of all things stunts growth wereas no other med does. Risperdal? Breast growth. And so on.
Look at SPY just crabbing in the same spot like a gay nigger faggot.Is the stock market closed?
>>62431309>but turns out it was fine, just that my actual house's electricity was fried. exactly coinciding with my Vyvanse usage.Topkek
>>62431308does it work on tanks?
>>62431273babbys first implied volatility
>>62431298its an evil drug that will fuck you up long-term in a lot of ways. everyone I know that was on meth pills turned into a real piece of shit and its incredibly addictive. it will fry your guts and you will probably have liquid shits the rest of your life. even if you quit taking it your brain will be fucked up and you will probably just anheroyeah take it I guess
>>62431303Sauce in there government telling them to buy? Might need to adjust my positions
>>62431318
>>62431300>>62431293lol you got in at 70
>>62431322Line goes up foreverAlso I can tell youre butthurt, it's ok.
>>62431321Kek those Koreans really are desperate for fame. Gives me the vibe the whole purpose is to look relevant to the finance world. At least that's what I got out of it. Though with an aging population, I wouldn't be surprised if this is all a ploy to save pensions or whatever it is they have over there.
Me investigating the oil shorts perimeter.
>>62431321Exactly as we thought. You heavily exaggerated it.
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