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SPCX is joining the NASDAQ next week
Watching this boring self-indulgent robinhood stream. Are they giving out free crypto again or is this just nothing but them jerking off on camera
>>62435481stop fudding semiconductorits no use jewboi in the murica 250th niggerfpbp
Sensible bake
I am still making money off of sneedisk>some mistakes have been made editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Nasdog became Nasd-ACK today.
Every day is ACK day under the Zion Don Zimbabwe economy
how bout dat m$
>>62435497the most American thing is beating inflation. trying to price fix oil or chips is what faggot trannies do. all the price fixers should be put on a boat in the strait and let Israel blow it up
Did anyone remember during Covid when there was a big push on paying off student loans, literally the only people I saw doing that shit was niggers and spics. Crazy how they psy-oped a race of people to not put that shit in the stock market and be financially free.
Feds will introduce some kind of gold-backed bond or gold-something for the 250th anniversary won't theyall in GDXU or
>>62435481AAAAAAAAAAAAAi lost 200 om shorting nasdaq yesterdayi lost 150 longing nasdaq todayAaaaaaaaaaa
THEREEE GOES MY SOXLWATCH IT AS IT GOESSS
The DRAM lawsuit is on its face baseless. It won't go to trial. I would bet my life on it. If you haven't read the complaint yourself, if you've only read headlines and twitter shitposts, or god forbid had AI shit outa summary: don't even @ me. Tim Apple asking the god emperor for permission to buy chink nand is an actual strong downward pressure on SNDK and Kioxia. The other names in dram are less exposed to flash memory because they've deliberately cut production to make more hbm memory. However MU/SKhynix/Samsung revenues are near 24/19/15 percent of their total revenue if you measure broadly. This is still real exposure but they are primarily exposed to the dram trade. CXMT is simply not mature enough to be a factor yet, they are building out to support their domestic players like tencent who are behind the hbm export to china ban. YMTC, the chinks' nand, are a different story and they're near 15% of the global nand supply due to their expanding capacity and the strategic contraction of the established players. They can't take over the world but they are significant enough to move prices should Trump let them. Just keep in mind they have no interest in popping the bubble and they walk a tightrope of undercutting the establishment while maximizing their own profits.
stop fucking selling!
>>62435529>omWhat kind of Hindi currency is that
> nows
>predicted shemitah>I didn't take action>predicted the downturn after march>I didn't take action>backtested forex with good results>didn't follow the planI either have to rely on others for success, which means it's not really mine, or rely on myself and fail, which means I also don't succeed
SpaceX and gay sex
3 days til America's birthday and still no update on the cost of a 4th of July cookout. How am I supposed to plan my weekend festivities?
>>62435515Same, except I don't have SOXL in Europe, so I'll go for quad leverage instead.
>>62435529it's fine just make it back with a risky leveraged bet
>tomorrow jobs report>roaring economy>chances for rate cut collapse further>semis rug another 12%I'm already stewing over here
@62435532This lawsuit is going to bring down your precious chip manufacturers for their unscrupulous behavior boss.
soxs has good fundamentals
>>62435548>unscrupulous behaviorThey created shareholder value. Nothing could be more morally acceptable
>>62435547So what are you saying? Wide dump in all sectors tomorrow? Are they going to rug pull retail that also are getting into software now lately..?
>>62435547Sounds like a great buying opportunity.
>>62435532>autistically focusing on the details of things>doesn't seem the macroits just fud dude.. just like toy story 5 or meta saying they are selling data centers or AAPL saying MU are faggots or MSFT laying off 2.5% of the staffthese are the "tools" they refer to to get price control. things don't just go up forever you stupid faggot
>>62435544>pork and beansjfc. depressing, do they think people eat that shit? well by brisket was $558.00 by far the most expensive it has ever been.
>>62435556They will only rugpull semis investors. Boomer industries like software is relatively insulated
>up 6k on oil>down 10k on stocks (unrealized)This is how you become a long-term investor I guess.
like my life, my stocks only know one direction: down
if i didnt paper hands my soxs call bags I would have undone all my losses and then some.
>>62435554So what you're telling me is I should file my own class action lawsuit against the jews who brought this class action lawsuit for costing the shareholders value boss?
Finna take a big drag
>>62435561I should've invested in beef
>>62435560The macro is supply, demand, and exposure.Your jawboning being able to move anything is downstream of the real macro.
>>62435574Any class action lawsuit againt AAPL is moral
I trimmed my MSFT at 387. I hope it doesn't leave me behind and I get a chance to buy a dip but 11% in 3 days is pretty gewd
>>62435580>try to increase supply MU just says fuck you we are pricefixing>so now we have to reduce demandyou did it to yourself
>>62435532It had legs mostly due to Micron's closure of Corsair and their incriminating, official reason to do so, basically that they make more money without the standard consumer. However, the lawyers destroyed their case by accidentally living in the past and wording their claim as 'DDR3/DDR4' supply.
Hot take: crab market for up to a year because retards pumped up everything BIGLY. No one wants to sell, but if you are buying anything but MAG7 and heavy growth/value at these prices then you probably have a mental illness. Especially the INTCels.
I invested in my first ETFs today (long-term, world).I'm now roughly 25% PMs, 25% ETFs, 50% cash. I assume cash is suboptimal so I should try to push that down to 25% and allocate more into ETFs, or is there another good asset class (that isn't real estate because we're talking five digits here)?
News?
>>62435593>don't buy mag7 at these levels they are too expensivemeta/AAPL/MSFT/AMZN all tanked 20-40% in the last two months. they are objectively cheap
Ehm, why are semis pumping?
Power hour us back up!
>>62435532hello sirwhat lawsuit?
>>62435141formerly CHUKX
>VT Boomer squad checking in
>>62435597>News?60% of the time, it works every time
>Micron almost tickled 1050 againOMFG I SOLD GIVE ME MY .1% $1000!!!
>>62435602You can't read, that poster said "anything but". He was shilling MAG7
please be the mega V
>>62435617my bad>goog>tesla>nvdastay away they are still overpriced imo
>>62435618I immediately bought back in.
TRLV
NBIS dumped 15% todaybuy ? yay or nay?
>>62435612If I had gone into VUAG a year ago I would have probably 2x more money than I do now.
>>62435596Insured bonds (if the issuer defaults on their debt to you, the government covers your loss)Many brokerages give you exposure to this through money market fundsWith mine, I essentially get the fed's target rate over 12 every month for doing nothing, it's nice
This delayed V looks weird. I don't trust it.
>>62435603Distribution pump to bait liquidity, it should keep going down soon unless the fundamental situation changed.
>>62435628Bitch, I'm going all in even harder this time, with margin. I'll let you know when I finally return to my ATH.
Hope none of you absolute cretins bought JEM.
>>62435612Boomers are more VTI than VT
>>62435631>it was the last time we ever saw him
>bro just buy VIX>just buy call options deep ITM
today was such an easy pickUVIX was downSOXS went up 20%
AND JUST LIKE THAT, my retardation begins to pay offwhen in doubt, just throw more money at the problem, that always fixes it (sometimes)>950 SNXX in so far today
>>62435620We need a new nickname to get the Tesla dogshit outta here lmao.
>>62435636Ayo>BTC
>>62435539Very fiting indeed
>>62435635Oh! I'm retard, eh? I'll give my house as collateral.
>>62435481Piss, piss out my ass!
nebius...?
>>62435630>>62435631It's going down now. Thanks for the warning.
>daddy, why did you buy chip stocks during the clearly foreshadowed peak of the AI stock boom instead of buying adult diaper and energy drink stocks?
>>62435571Did NOT expect this hard of a dump, meager 10% gain
>>62435642I bought a bitcoin etf in a TFSA account so that I could avoid any tax burden>you have to have gains first
>>62435653>shut the fuck up bitch you don't understand I also mistimed an attempt to pump WEN with reddit memes
too scared to look at nasd-ackhow bad is it?
>>62435481I own 127 shares of META, 1200 EOY
>>62435666Good apart from semis/RAM.
if there's any news of iren so much as farting it's going to the moon
Anyways I did have some cash so here's what I bought today
>>62435592If you bake cakes and you bake bread, and suddenly the price of cakes goes up 700% relative to bread's 200% pump, are you fixing prices if you stop baking bread to bake even more cakes? The whole lawsuit hinges on collusion but things like samsung keeping their consumer brand alive while micron killed corsair are asymmetric moves. And the cake math doesn't need collusion for each baker to independently come to the overwhelmingly obvious conclusion they'd make more money baking more cakes.
>>62435674>No KMBUH OH STINKY RETARD ALERT
sooo what will happen tomorrow with the jobs numbers
>>62435681bad things, very bad things
>Monthly acks are 2 crossesmeaning?
Calls todaySit out tomorrowPuts rest of the yearI am a whore.
>>62435681Nasdaq to 25,300. Put it in cap.
>>62435680Kimberley-Clark? Why?Also it's up 14% in a month
>>62435635kek
>>62435677Bro, what matters the most is protecting our gains. We don't owe these companies anything, especially not a legal defense.
>>62435685July just started, the current candle is useless
I haven't even taken a look at the stock market today. Plus I have already spent most of my cash in the other dips/pullbacks that happened, and I'm not actively trading anymore. Just gonna chill back, play vidya, and check my brokerage app next week.
I have zero sympathy for the ramlets getting gutted right nowI warned them so many times. They never listened.At best, RAM companies could get one more doubling. At the absolute best. At worst, they could get an -80% drawdown. It's not worth the risk return. They are very close to prices where they'll get more demand destruction than profits. They can only raise prices so much.
>>62435690>Kimberley-Clark? Why?>Also it's up 14% in a monthNigga have you tried to wear a Chinese diaper before? It's only going to go up from here.
>>62435596with five digits you should go all in 3x leveraged etfnot even joking
In the wake of the Yen collapsing and Japan becoming even more affordable for the world to visit, well ... https://x.com/giavanglive/status/2072093001787334832
>>62435703i wish i waited one more dayimagine sitting out for months and getting it a day before the crashjews really baiting me to suicde
>>62435696No what matters in my post is the macroeconomic exposure of the the brands to chink memory. What matters to you guys is how you take that bit of information and anything else you read by people smarter than I am and how you position yourself for whatever timescale you trade it. I haven't told anyone to do anything. I've said "this is true this ain't". Personally I've liquidated all my short term bull positions on memory.
>>62435561>brisketThe Hebrews are renowned for many talents.Their orthodox cooking is not one of them.
>>62435685Jews hate Christ. Into the red it goes.
>>62435708I've told people in /smg/ for well over a month, almost every day not to buy memory companies. You should have listened.
>>62435522u are a nigger jewboi niggerstop fudding u know u can't beat the mega pump on murica 250th birthday nigger
>>62435701Not looking when the market is hammered is actually a top tier strategy. You are your own worst enemy. Stop feeding yourself bad info and you won't make bad decisions and won't be your own worst enemy.
>>62435624Yes is only a bajillion p/s, does it even have earnings now?
>>62435723>You are your own worst enemy.
Post YFW you didn't fall for SCAM X (again)
POWER HALF HOUR PLEASEWE NEED A HYPER VGO ALL THE WAY BACK UPKEVIN
>gold pumps only to shit the bed and die againThere was a moment on June 12th at 4 AM where I thought "I should put some money into GDXU so I can get out of this position" and then I didn't and I am still holding this shit for a month because for some reason we're told it's actually impossible for gold to rally unless it dumps to 3k over a period of 5 years.
>>62435725the fear is meta will eat neocloud's lunch
>>62435681Most likely it'll be another fake report saying everyone is getting hired but only in hospitality and wiping boomer asses in hospitals (85% female), the markets will shart because this means Warsh can raise rates.
I see more and more Teslas on the poor side of my city. They are like Toyotas and fords now.
>>62435711>The Hebrews are renowned for many talents.>Their orthodox cooking is not one of them.Our food is very delicious, but what do you expect for us to share it with the goyim boss?
>>62435728Best you're gonna get is ending the day on -5%
rocketlab, spacex and nebius. any of these worth going bullish on??
nebius a buy now?what was their hype anyway?
Ate too many of these pretzel sticks I just bought. Got too greedy, much like with my stonks
>>62435726Using you against yourself is the oldest trick in the book. It's the root of all evil. It's the devils one trick pony.
I don't understand this thread moodEverything is greenWhat are we upset aboutHave my undiagnosed mental conditions finally detached from reality?
>>62435738Dude I fucking love pretzel sticks. I can't buy them because I'll graze on them too much.
>>62435729in the short term, gold fluctuations are noisegold is for the long term, when gold prices negatively correlated with equities over the long term.you keep gold as a hedge. like is there's another lost decade, gold will do very well, and be one of the few things that are up.
Do you think the NASDAQ is gonna go up tomorrow or is it just going to keep shitting the bed?What even happened today desu?
>>62435741what is green you bastard? everything i have is red. and i dont even have semis
>>62435736Definitely not SpaceX. It's going to dump hard after the share unlocks in August.
>>62435741semis are red>>62435746? Software is green. Value is green. What else do you have that's red?
>>62435703No you didn't, avatarfag.https://warosu.org/biz/image/CFhIWar5mzbLa4HM_vpa1A
>>62435742Same, I can't buy this shit and normally don't but had a moment of weakness today at TGT
>>62435727
MU recovering, the koreans might pump this
>>62435728WHERE'S KEVIN?!?!?
>>62435733Every millionaire I know drives a Porsche, Lexus, or Toyota. Zero exceptions.
>>62435744Thanks for the qrd /pmg/fag, I totally did not realize people hold gold for 50 years pretending they'll get rich like how my grandpa bought gold in the 80s after the 70s gold rush and died literally almost 10 years ago without ever seeing it truly run again.
>>62435719>"ramlets" sitting on 80% gains a month>a -8% day comes>I TOLD YOU!!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU WAHH YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MElol ok tranny, adding to my position here
>>62435703>the blended forward p/e for DRAM sits at approximately 9.20>it's over dramlets there's no more legs its not worth itNot a rational position if you're a longer term investor. In the shorter term I think you'll get a bounce when the very much earnings driven rally in SOX starts back up due to Q3 earnings reports start coming in clusters. Until then, blood's in the water. By the way, IGV's is up at 20 even right now.
>>62435746>what is green you bastard? KMB and CELH are ripping harder than my post lunch sharts. If you're losing in this market you should've listened to me instead.
>>62435746my gold is green today, so is my robotics companies, and commodity equities are green today. Even my Japan equities are green.
>>62435734Your smoked fish is good. That russ n' daughters place in nyc is great.Israelis are alright with the lebne sauce etc.But meat meat eurojews? Nah yall boil it, its nasty.
>>62435761https://warosu.org/biz/thread/62264819#p62266405>inb4 posing as a little girl with the exact same md5 is 4chan culture, actually
>>62435746>What is green?Everything?Techgoldbanksfoodreal estateboomer shit like brkbeven craptoWhat are you even talking about?Are you schizophrenic or am I???
>>62435733There are a surprising amount of cybertrucks cruising around my small appalachian Povertyville.
>>62435748>? Software is green. Value is green. What else do you have that's red?Most here don't have an old people portfolio, sorry>>62435749Holy shit, are you a time traveller from 1992 or just a child? There is this thing called "reaction images", you know?
>special...special...my mommy says I'm special...I'm special....and my needs are special
>>62435730Thing is Meta buy cloud FROM Nebius, whole pump is ridiculous
>>62435767>robotics companiesAny tips which ones are worth it?
>>62435774>Povertyville
H1 RSI bull signal on oil is out. Do what you will with this information.
Slurp power 20 minutes
>>62435719> I was wrong for over a month about X> why doesn't anyone listen to me about X?Are you for real
>>62435772you are retard
>>62435777Name your red ticker so I can short it
power fifteen minutespleasekevin
Its over anon. Pack up your stocks, you do NOT have what it takes to make money.
>SPX
Guys quick, I only have 15 minutes left!Should I buy Micron now or will it dip (tm) even harder?
>>62435799lets see what you have to say in a few months after you ate shit
>>62435782supposedly metas new deal undercuts their business I dunno the market is usually wrong and moody like a hormonal female which you won't realize until days later
Just got approved to sell spreads. What am I in for?
>>62435809If you don't slurp semis the Koreans will
DIE MUMU DIE!>>62435818youll be slurping bear cum pretty soon tranny
>>62435809id wait anon, its like the 4th time it falls rather quickly down to the 1050 range, wouldnt suprsie me if we see a big head and shoulder forming going down to the 950 range which is where it broke through back in early june
>faggot crashing out over anime images on 4chantell me more about how you can't stop thinking about cocks whenever you see depictions of cute girls
I am now a real /smg/ investor
You fucking bitch.You whore.
>>62435803I am not living mas niggas
>>62435825when should we kill ourselves?
>>62435826>*gives you a retrograde ejaculation*
Fuck IT all in on SOXL
>>62435639oh nooooooeeeerrr>mfw
>>62435824>got to the point where they finally touch stocks>no more translated chapterswhy
>SOXL -13% 1 month>Quintupple topped>Boomer news talking about SOXL>Trump tweeting about MU>Price fixing lawsuits>Fed saying price stability will be enforced>openAI delaying IPOREDDIT I JUST WENT ALL IN WITH 1000x MARGIN ON CHIPS I THINK WE GO UP FROM HERE
>>62435824Cartoons are for children and man children kiddo.
>>62435838proof?
>>62435826Tanuki pussyTanukussy, if you will.
If MSFT gives back everything for the day I will LAUGH
>>62435826We need to revenge breed her
>>62435825Check out the bags im holding.
>>62435838yes, up. but maybe not til next week
>>62435842tanukis have nutsacks.
>>62435837To encourage you to learn to read RAWs (because translators are lazy cunts)
STOP THE COUNT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOREEEEEEEEE
>>62435837There's no words in English for the clandestine things they do with stocks in glorious nippon
>>62435837Maybe the anime will catch up there
Have you guys tried picking better stocks?
here comes the ETF rebalancing
>-9% on MUIt might be over
>>62435858likeeeeeeeeee????>inb4 nivida, mu and sandisk
>>62435852>clack clack clack>get some, get some>clack clack clack clack
How can so much smart money be wrong about msft? Any millienial chad who started on DOS can see the trajectory
>silver/ kospiUh, smiggers...?
>MU BELOW -10%if the koreans freak out... oh my
>>62435867MS-DOS wasn't written by a bunch of retarded pajeets
>>62435753>MU recoveringCLOSING ON LOWS FOR THE DAYSLMAOKOREA IS GOING TO DUMP SO FUCKING HARD
>>62435867Once America wins the world soccer classic, MSFT will go to the moon boss.#ScreenCapThis
>this last second dump across all sectors
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>62435869They'll freak out selling memory, and when America wakes up they will see that and also freak out and sell memory.It's like the old Zyklon Ben Garrison cartoon>LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT!But instead of that it's>DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!
>>62435772they have a diversified portfolio of 20x different companies all in one sector that is at like 80 p/e and up 1000% in the last 3 months
THATS ITI AM KILLING MYSELFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>62435881Not gonna look. Prolly 30% down.
>>62435881-$10%, but I'm just going to keep boosting my positions by a $1000 every time I lose that much.
>>62435881-6.09%
>>62435872if it breaks the 1025 barrier then its a long way down to 950...
>>62435881Today: -1.08%This Week: +4.17%This Month: -1.08%This Year: +26.81%From Peak: -4.28%12 Months: +21.22%
>>62435881I'm fine.
>>62435881+0.04%
>>62435881+0.04%What the fuck was that end of day?
My puts are down like 1% but I'm feeling optimistic
>>62435891No, there's no support below until $700. Just look at every time it broke $1000 or got rejected.
>>62435881+0.3%not bad for all the red in my folio
Man, I was up pretty good and then ended the day flat that sucksAlso lol look at KORU, worst Korea not doing so good
>>62435881+8.71% day+17.57% week-25% month
>>62435881-3.6Every single time I reach my ATH, I get wiped the day after. I'll let you guys know next time so you can buy some puts
>>62435881+1.49%. I almost got a perfect 0DTE butterfly at 7485. 1110% on 75 dollars.
This shit really tests your patience man.-2.26%
>>62435584dude I'm pretty good at this stocks thing. I can see the Jewish tricks way before they happen.bought some more MSFU here
They can't let this bitch go up they always have to slap it down in the afternoon. Who is doing this Fucking assholes. At least Amazon's up a little hold the fucking line!
>>62435901koru is a potential gigaslurp
>>62435899do you mind explaining a bit further? im new to all this
>>62435881killing myself right now thats how it wentbought the giga fucking topAGAIN
>MSFT and RDDT my only stocks to finish green todaywtf happenedwhy did it dump so hard at the end lol I'm down around 1% I was up 2% earlier
>>62435881>+3.7%Thank you KMB and CELH.
>>62435914My entire reasoning is that it struggled to get past $1000, but there was generally no resistance against it abruptly dropping to $700ish from there. All I did was look at the charts. Zoom out to 1 year. I may be wrong, but better safe than right, I guess?
feels good seeing techfags getting rekt
>>62435881+3%thanks MSFT
>>62435881-1.09%
IS IT SERIOUSLY STILL GOING DOWN AFTERMARKET
>>62435881+5.3%, mostly through SPCX shorts.
>>62435924I have $12,339.22 I can afford to lose. What about you, chump? Post your gains. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>>62435924Non-investor detected. Everything's down
MU is crashing afterhours..
>>62435933Just wait for the gooks to take another round of dumps.
Uhhhh down 7%
>>62435881-11.82%Not checking midweek
i bought SOXL calls.
>Asians are NOT buying the Micron dip, it even keeps dumpingIt's so fucking over.
>>62435879its called realizing gains and you should do it more often boss
>>62435940For some reason, not the companies actually spending all their capital on AI. Those are up ~4% except Google for some reason.
>>62435947what was SOXL at when you bought>>62435945
>>62435941>>62435944TRUMP DO SOMETHINGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>62435947I just sold 40 of my 50 remaining SOXL shares to free up a little wood for tomorrow, so it'll probably pooomp at least $25-$30 per share tomorrow
>>62435955accidental quote kornheiser poster
>>62435956Trump can't save you. Your fate is in the hands of Koreans.
I said fuck it today and bought 400 dollars of divvy etfs. I'm gonna be THAT guy.
SOXL sisters, status?
>>62435961Which one?
Korea has the potential to do an absolutely brutal killing of mu. We’re talking 950 by open tomorrow
>Add a Windows Hello passkey when you log inNo, I don't think I will
I'm not sure why energy drinks and sodie pops are inverse of tech stocks but it do that
>>62435955221 @ first two $225 calls, 217 @ one $225 call.three $225 7/2 SOXL calls @ 6.8 a contract
Mid year check in?I'm up 18%
>>62435964at least she doesnt has to worry about losses anymore
>>62435964ropes at the ready sir
>>62435527dasha dated cumtown jew years ago and now has a fascination with nick fuentes she is a solid 6.5/10 i like her
>>62435964OMFG, I'm sick of you bears. I'm going to drop $1 on every inverse ETF to shut you guys up.>>62435971Was up 80% before market close.
>>62435961>divvy ETFnigga you can just buy the diaper company without paying a middle man.
>>62435968you see boss trillions of dollars were locked up in this bubble that is deflating and they are buying literally fucking everything else except for the retard bubble
>>62435961based divvy chad. wait until you discover REITs for your retirement account
>>62435965Are you the SCHD schizoid?
>>62435964I love this webm. At least she was wearing her seatbelt
>>62435964Speaking of stop losses....But it's not too bad, only like -3% down.
>>62435971-42%literally feels like this constantly
>>62435964$18.88 average reporting. sold CC yesterday so I'm good.
>>62435990The girl is the Koreans to my tech stocks on a nightly basis
>>62435935>he doesn't sell short calls on techLmao ur lyf
>>6243597110%i'm ahead of the S&P so I'll take it
>>62435971+45.82%not too bad considering i've been getting RAPED in metals
65 dram is a solid slurp
>>62435991>selling covered calls on SOXL while it drills 40%cool atleast you got $50 champ
>>62435968>>62435981Deutsche Telekom and BMW also went up today after dumping for weeks.
>>62436001i bought at 79 so please do
Cost of living at home = $0Mom pays my gas and foodThe only thing I need to buy myself is vape, soda, spotify, and games which comes out to like 200 a month$25k in JEPQ is enough to be freeTime to lock in and move these boxes at work
>>62435996>1,4 mill profit (60%)Gigachad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAkill meeeeeeeeeeeeIT HURTSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>62436007>workYou've already made it. Why?
>>62435901>Also lol look at KORU, worst Korea not doing so goodHe didn't fly so good
>>62436013You can always make it more
>>62436012I thought you boys always bought the dip?
>>62435971+61%
>>62436013I need to pay $200 a month which is only reason I need a job. Once I hit $25k I can quit and live off JEPQ
>He didn't buy GRRR
>>62436023you chose the most dogshit CC ETF to retire on lol
>>62435881-1.07%Panic. Despair. Other emotions. I sold VXUS and EWX and boughted some more MU and SNDK. Buy every dip and all that
>>6243600215k actually. do you not know how options work?
>>62435971only +26.81%see >>62435892
>>62435950There's a chance again next year
>>62436019I thought the dip was over this morning and went all in...
>>62436028JEPQ is the best. ROC CC's are scam. JEPI is okay but total return is garbage
>>62436030the most money I've ever "lost" is from thinking covered calls aren't gay as fuck. you would have been better just selling your SOXL and rebuying it 50% cheaper a week from now
Imagine if they ended the Ukraine war and started pumping Russian oil.
Any 0DTE butterfly enjoyers? I love gambling
>NBIS>IREN
>>62435950>>62436033If it really is over, just enter SNDQ, SOXS, or MUD. I'm not leaving, though. Things will correct, and violently, like it usually has. Bears will get ripped in half.
>>62436043lmfao how do you lose money in a covered call?
I have full faith in Korea.Time to doordash some WEN
>>62436050Technically you can lose money by capping your upside I suppose, but it's money you never had in the first place
>>62436050The underlying rugs and the money you made selling the call doesn't cover the difference newfren.
>>62436050if it keeps on dropping more than the premium
>>62436048META realised it was cheaper to just launch a neocloud division of their own.
it's ridiculous how tesla is the largest marketcap car company and not toyotatesla has nearly 10x the marketcap of toyota. it used to be 20xtoyota ships 10 milllion cars a yeartesla just barey broke 1 million, and I remember when toyota was shipping 6 million cars a year, and tesla was shipping less than 200k and tesla was stil 20x the marketcap of toyota
>>62436063Go cry about Tesla on reddit. We're here to make money.
>>62436062this is why the bubblefags will ultimately be wrong. the top companies will simply invest in what's profitable, whatever it may be. google, Facebook, Amazon, msft, etc all have a stranglehold on the economy. they're here forever.
Is it a crazy hypothesis that long term bonds and gold can go up at the same time?
>>62436050>>62436059Say you bought 100 shares of XYZ Inc for fucking $100 each, so you're in for $10,000, you sell a call at $100 for fucking $5 or whatever, underlying drops to $75. You keep your $500 from the call, you keep your shares, but you only have $8,000 now, a loss of $2,000 boss.
>>62436063> company that makes more and better stuff should be valued more
>>62436062yeah I saw that earlier but I didn't guess it would be this bad lolwhat a retarded schizo market(this anon does not own or seek to market any neocloud stocks this does not constitute investment advice and the anonymous user posting this is definitely not a "bag holder")
>>62435941Take a look at the charts. What do they tell you?
Thank you again to the anon who told me to buy calls on AGNC
>>62435956He will. Restarting the war hahaha. Kek
>>62436063just buy TM dude its cheap. stop worrying about what faggots do at TESLA that shit isn't your problem. just stay away from cults and shitcoins, don't bet against them and don't participate in them.TM is one of my largest positions right now
Hormussy status?
>>62436078line go down bigly. here was my TA from earlier this week
buying vcx at <$90 is guaranteed 2x minimum. anthropic and openai so much as pretend to do anything and vcx goes to $200+. anyone poor and at their wits end dump it all into vcx and wait
how to learn financial literacy? I am literate already but only in non financial stuff (I know how to read)but how to become financial literate?
>>62436096first you should define what it means to be financially literate
>>62436096We don’t do that here
>>62436096Books. But no insult intended. Have you ever fully read a book?
>>62436083TM is a behemoth that moves like a slugI'm not really looking for low beta stuffdo you have a thesis for why it'll have a lot of upside?
>Semis dumping>But Mag 7 AI companies going upI don't understand. Irrational market.
>>62436102>moves slowits down 50% since february>why buyits cheap as fuck. 8 p/e 3% div>why line go upIran war ends eventually. Japan did a massive stimulus. Nothing ever happens
>>62436096/biz/ doesnt knowthe only know buy the dipso its basically luck only
>>62436078Looks like Micron should easily hit $1600 by Halloween
Bobo won
>>62436106No its a rejigger marketSmiggers musn't forget to rejigger their piggers
>>62436106You have to pump the senator's bags eventually
>>62436096Take classes. Nobody reads books, you just end up with an obsolete paperweight long-term.https://www.coursera.org/learn/financial-markets-globalThis one is free unless you want feedback and a cert, though you're better off going back to college to study economics, where you don't have to guess on your own where to go next.>>62436113The war is not over.
>>62436101I watched the wealth of nations movie on youtube. Books are for people who have too much free time boss. Take my mom for example, that woman reads more books than anyone I know, but she's retired so she has lots of free time to spend reading.
>>62436106I understand that the mere suggestion of Meta having 'excess' compute to rent off means all the spending stopped to these investors.
>>62436112You know that’s horseshit the only hope of such things is a full 100 basis point rate drop. Next month. Whats the chances.
i think it unironically might actually be over nowidk wtf to do going forward
>>62436123>semi clown projections of 1000% growth on 1000%>why line go downbecause you guys were euphoric and now you will be cucked
>>62436122You are impervious to knowledge. It’s almost impressive >>62436126Sell
>>62436126Just bloody enter goddamn bear ETFs and ride it all to 0. Go on, fuck off. I'll gladly take your bags.
>>62436101>BooksI am already literate, I am not trying to learn how to read lol>>62436098>you should define what it means to be financially literatethat is my question in the first place, you might not be literate at all anon>>62436111>/biz/ doesnt know>the only know buy the dipthat sounds like fake literacy >>62436121>https://www.coursera.org/learn/financial-markets-globalisn't there some less effort version?
>WEN order arrives on my doorstep>go to pick up bag from the top>It shreds immediately instead of being picked upWhat omen is this?
Theres some jewish tricks being posted in this thread.
>>62436134Being literate. And educated are not the same.
>>62436132There's a big difference between knowledge and intelligence. Like you can spend your whole life reading wikipedia page after page and regurgitating the shit they put on there, but I can just google all that shit on my phone whenever it becomes relevant to me, and I can even edit the page with alternative facts if I don't like the knowledge they're trying to present boss.
>>62436126I am the only smigger here with your interests at heart, please listen carefully to me.SPY has diamond topped, there is clear selling pressure and this morning was the high of the local range. The S&P 500 will retest 6,900 this Summer. It will likely rally past 8,000 once mid term uncertainty clears in November.Slurp in a few weeks time, September likely bottom, protect all the gains you made this year and realise some of them.
>>62436134>isn't there some less effort version?It's a beginner class already, bro. You only have to about a month of your life on it. Gemini or Copilot may help.
>>62436144I’ve told you before. Don’t ever reply to me. You are a vacuum of reason
>>62436138>Being literate. And educated are not the same.
>>62436134the TLDR about the stock market is that its all fake and gay. its one big ponzi. popular thing go up. nothing has to make sense. good companies can do bad and scams can pump. its a game of Jane Street jews hiring philosophers, computer scientists and psychologists to find the best way to fuck you out of your money as efficiently as possible.everything you read is someone shilling bags. if you aren't paying for the information then its an advertisement that you are consuming while you think you are "educating" yourself most likely. you need to be on 18 levels of schizo thinking to make money and you probably don't have what it takes long term to make it worth your time. you will fomo bubble shit like most people.
>>62436147Good advice.
>>62436057>but it's money you never had in the first placeYou realize you can justify anything with that logic?No. Selling CC is directly money you leave on the table.
>>62436071I suppose. I never considered not selling for. 90+ delta. like I sold $50 strike on SOXL 8/21.
>>62436125>You know that’s horseshitNot that anon, but pretty much every major analyst has set price targets for MU between $1,400 and $2,000.
>/smg/ enters the anger phase of griefLole
>>62436154why do you willingly participate if you think/know this?
>>62436121>instructor Robert Shillerlmao, you really want me to learn financial markets from a dude named fucking Shiller, like this has got to be a fucking joke right boss.
>>62436166because I'm schizo and I call bottoms and tops and I make money.you probably arent
>>62436131You are actually insane. The growth of the memory companies is real. Nothing about this is exuberance.
>>62436161Anon. They don’t get paid I Les they talk the market up. I assure you. They make trades that run contrary to their media statements
>>62436126Rotate to minors and monetary metals
>>62436109>Iran war ends eventually.t-15 yearsautomakers are shit right now but toyota is by far the best out of the bunch, especially considering it's already sold off. GM at 78 is a superb short entry
>>62436170>semis aren't in exuberancelike this guy... he shouldn't manage his own money. he is going to lose everything
>>62436174At least he has something to lose, permabear
>>62436157Nah, leaving it on the table isn't the same as actually losing money. Selling for a loss is losing money. Buying a top and getting dumped on is losing money. Otherwise, by your logic not timing every single top or bottom perfectly is losing money because you sold too early or bought too late. In which case, essentially everyone everywhere always loses money, so the concept becomes meaningless. But anyhow I agree with the other anon, CCs are gay.
>>62436167I missed that, it was just the first thing that popped up when googling free courses. I don't know, then just go to Khan Academy.https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance/derivative-securitieshttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance/derivative-securitiesBut Khan tends to not allow coverage of topics he doesn't know, like the infamous more-than-a-decade-long non-coverage of polar curve graphing.
>>62436176I hold zero bearish positions. I've bulled relentlessly into bottoms of good companies for the last two weeks
>>62436174MU makes as much as Apple right now at less than a third the market cap.Apple's revenue is crabbing, MU's can look at the same YoY growth.Please tell me how you aren't a retard.
>>62436171Memory is pumping because demand is through the roof and nobody can step up to make more. It takes years to build more capacity. Even massive players like Apple are unable to negotiate lower prices for their products and are having to pay elevated prices.The demand is real. The shortage is real.
>>62436063TSLA is not a car company and if you think it is you need to head back to gb2 reddit
>>62436186apple has a normal non cyclical product with margins that stay the same till infinityMU is part of a cyclical supply chain no there is not infinite demand for datacenters like you were told by big banks and big tech
>>62436132>>62436133>>62436147>>62436172I think the problem is that the rest of my life is a complete waste and that negative outlook is bleeding into my views on my portfolio and the market. Everything will probably be fine.
>>62436170>>62436174Bubble, bubble toil and trouble https://youtu.be/WnD4uxezPDw?is
bro there's a diaper shortage, and we can't build enough senior care centers. there's a fucking bottleneck bro these margins are gonna go into 2028
>>62436198Anybody can manufacture something low tech like diapers. Computer chips and memory chips are different and you know it, retard. They are incredibly complex to design and manufacture. There are only a handful of companies in the world that can make them.
-6% today and yet I'm still somehow beating indices in all time windows
>>62436198What are some diaper sector picks n' shovels stocks?
>>62436201Same. I am down 10% today and still well above the market.
>>62436202KMB is a pure play on the shits and shovels industry
>>62436200if your investment gets called out as bad instead of getting emotional make a coherent argument anon>>62436202i am also interested
>>62436200fuck i'm so retarded i forgot that you can actually withhold purchasing overpriced goods until later when there's more of them
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62436202>>62436206Add a little MCK for the hospital diap exposure
>>62436200>diapers>low techFuck off. You can't build a diaper that can absorb 30x its own weight in your fucking garage. The materials sciences you need to know to even think about building one is a 10 year process
>>62436193You’re just a bit depressed. Hit the gym for a few months. Fuck a woman. Does wonders
>>62436213>**than beforeKEK
>>62436192And the cyclicality ... is it in the room with us now?
>>62436215I'm not currently working out because I'm waiting for an injury to heal. That's part of the problem.As for "fuck a woman" lol I haven't even talked to one in like 4 years, been on a date in 6, or gotten laid in 7. I haven't even spoken to another human being in 3 months
