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OH MY FUCKING GODMY FIRST SHORT, ON MEMORYIS THIS REAL
Various stocks have massive issues. K1, PFIC, or Collectable taxation. What a headache. On that note I want to double check, GDXU, GDX, SILJ, and SIL are safe right? I don't want a headache from these ETFs.>>62441443Uhh what, how???>>62441714Hmm a very curious situation, big groups have to choose between>pump it so Michael Burry loses, but retail gets wealthy>dump it so retail loses, but Michael Burry finally wins a new big short
did you guys have a good pride month?
Are you telling me that it wasn't a good idea for me to panic sell my memory investments at a huge loss today before markets closed for the long weekend?
>>62441892If you mean believe in microsoft fucking dying, I believe
>>62441896it's more than just a rigged casino. sometimes people actually buy and sell in their own self interest and not to scam others. wild thought i know.
I love coming to 4chan for business advice. It's like asking a homeless person about real estate.
holyshit SOXXLERS must have ROPED
So did the koreans figured out a way to circumvent the circuit breaker? It would be good to know something like that so if happened we could do it too!
>>62441901HOLY FUCK AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE DUMP A LITTLE MORE
>>62441892Believe all baggies
>>62441911um no? i sold for big gains on tuesday and bought today. i love david soxl.
I'm so fucking pissed the market is closed tomorrow. Think we'd see KMB $120 by the end of next week if it was allowed to run for another day.
1 of the more impressive things I've seen over the past 2 months is just how completely hollow our media is.A lot of the chudism around politics can simply be attributed to the fact manyt journos are libs, as you would expect for someone who makes 40k a year with a degree and is essentially an activist in all but name.And with the war stuff or Israel, that's national defense and our strongest ally (>UK, kek ok), so of course the media has to play ball there.BUTto see Bloomberg and CNBC with literal PERFECT timing, deploy information which is the opposite of what the market will actually do each and every day even when it has no bearing on defense or Israel or politics is kind of wildI mean, you always kind of think that but not really, you dismiss it with "ah, its all rigged" (media, not the entire market), but don't ACKSHUALLY believe it, its just a cope.But I mean, it really actually unironically is.Like, Bloomberg and MarketWatch and CNBC exist solely to create content and run banner stories solely for the purpose of fucking over retail and its wildly openly brazen.Bloomberg is paid for by its subscribers, and yet all week they didn't run a single front pager on OpenAI dumping NVDA for chips, the biggest story of the year.Its crazy. Its nuts. Its hard to believe.
Kospi starting to dip again. It's fucking over.
>THREE MORE MONTHS, SIX TOPS >just give me a few more months bro if he's willing to admit that the headcount reduction was a mistake, it must've been a grievous fuckup that guy never apologizes, even less so to his underlings
Rumor on the street is that russia is going to pull out of Ukraine.I say nothing ever happens.
Anyone Else here like Jews
>>62441919>reading the news and studying fundamentalsngmiyou should be reading astrology and studying lines on chart
>>62441925im a goy who shills for the Js.we have epsteinbearanon and baggler who are actual Js.and then we have about 30 stealth ny jews pretending to be polchuds to bully sensitive califronia jews because they think its funny.
Did gooks save my semi portfolio yet or are they continuing to rape it?
I'm close to hitting my retirement numbers but I don't know what to do. I don't want a house or a Porsche. I don't want a wife. I don't want to travel or write a novel. I'm kind of lost. I just sit on my couch listening to music wondering if there something more for me but finding nothing.
BEARS!! Where are you? I need comfort!!
>>62441919>OpenAI dumping Nvidia Lmao. You're so fucking retarded. Those broadcom chips they're working on are ONLY FOR INFERENCE. They still need a shitload of nvidia chips to actually train the models that then run on those chips. The entire inference market is in a race to the bottom with Google's Tensor already beating them to the punch and those inference models can already run on Intel and AMD GPUs. I don't think Nvidia is even interested in getting into mass volume plays like this with memory being marked up so much eating into margins. They'd rather just be the kings of training and launch absurdly priced behemoths.I don't even know why you goyim try to deal in the real world when you can't even comprehend the world around you. So arrogant yet so fucking dumb.
Ns and Js
>>62441937>week full of uneventful earnings from no namesyou already know war is gonna escalate on this week
kevin pleasejerome pleasebessent pleaseu have three days to fix this messwe need a mega pump asap
>>62441929>>62441933And look at that! I was trying to be nice with a shout out!Anyway, how much are you down this week bud?I think probably a lot, considering you were shilling SNDK constantly.You guys think far too literally and not analogically.The headline is that AI labs have had enough. If you saw NVDAs price action today, you'd know perfectly well that it joever, every pump instantly failed.
>>62441892When do we buy coal stocks again bros
>>62441937why does this always list irrelevant companies? about a month ago this shit didn't even show QCOM and that thing fucking mooned after earnings
i full ported TSLL and TQQQ just before market close
>>62441931Once you drive a real car you wont go back to economy garbage. And as for house/travel, once you experience a tier1 city you wont want to go back to the boonies
>>62441929I love that we have actual jews here and even they still lose a fuckton of money.Kind of defeats the purpose of being a greasy money goblin.Whatever. I guess I'd only truly be mad if they were zionist losers.
>>62441930SK hynix Inc. (000660.KS)2,288,000.00 +101,000.00 (+4.62%)Samsung Electronics Co., Ltd. (005930.KS)304,500.00 +18,500.00 (+6.46%)KOSPI Composite Index (^KS11)7,875.99 +227.90 (+2.98%)Source: Yahoo Finance
>>62441952Jew York sucks. Tokyo'd be worth living in though.
>>62441945I shilled KMB and CELH this week because all you goyim are good for is consuming energy drinks and shitting into diapers and if you listened to me you'd be up 8% on diapers and 16% on energy drinks. I literally just want to help you but all you know how to do is be anti-semetic. Sad.My overall port is merely up 4% this week due to a couple of stinkers, but that's okay. Thanks for asking though.
>>62441931damn bro you're a semi retired multi millionaire in good headlth but you're bored sometimes. that's rough man. really feelin for you bro. its rough out there. we all have our cross to bear, huh?
>this is how I picture /smg/ in real life.
>>62441923What even is a Facebook ai agent supposed to do?
>>62441961That's the life you could be living if you stopped dealing in the real world
>>62441956Im just starting my traveling and havent got to the city yet. I just saw a lot of the rest of the usa though and its pretty miserable, im glad my car is fast
>>62441961None of us will ever be able to afford such luxury
>>62441960why do poor people always get butthurt when i post this?
>>62441958>anti-semeticAre you able to read?I just said I'm a J-fan retard.
>>62441961normally people just get pets and treat them as their child if they wanted kids and have no prospects of ever getting them, this isnt very haram
>>62441961giwtwm
>>62441970They view as an enemy simply because you lack their mutant genology and Baal worship.
>>62441958For me, it will always be MNST.Celsius has to break through to the mainstream for it to truly shine through, otherwise, its just speculation.
>>62441961MODS MODS I THINK I SAW A NIPPLE BUT I CAN'T GO CHECK AGAIN OR I'LL BREAK MY CHASTITY VOW
>>62441968life is very mundane, what are you expecting?
>>62441962Stalk your ex.
>>62441976I went to J summer camp, J uni, Js made up probably half the people in my home town, dated mostly Js.Spent a lot of time around Js.Never seen any Baal statues or secret meetings or anything like that.What I have seen, and see on here regularly, is people full porting retarded shit like SPCX and crying about the Jews after, as though the Rabbi stopped them on the street made them push the buy button for the company with literally no prospect of making money until fusion, a technology just 2 more weeks away since 1930, becomes a thing.
>>62441987Did you marry a cute jewish gal?
>>62441987Who's crying about SPCX here? Are you schizophrenic?
>>62441987I don't think you're fooling anyone, bro.
>>62441977>Celsius has to break through to the mainstream for it to truly shine through, otherwise, its just speculationIt already has. Every mid white chick with a chicano boyfriend who threatens to leave her for being too fat but can't afford ozempic is drinking purple cotton candy Alani Nu heart attack bombs right now.
>look at my folio graph for the alphabet month >it's just fucking crabbing nowhere with virtually zero gains if the next two months don't improve then we're truly in a gay market rate hikes are fucking cancelled for August and we should be good out to September. if the market fucks this up (i'm looking at you, goreans) i'm gonna shit and piss in rage
>>62441990I'm crying about SPCX and he isn't schizophrenic. Bag holding from $208 and will continue to baghold until it recovers.
>>62441987I've just stopped caring about the goyim. They were mad that people bought the $135 SpaceX IPO, they were mad that they were going to change the IPO rules to allow it, they blamed the Jews that they didn't get exposure to it in their 401k's when it pumped above $200. Now they're mad because someone, somewhere, might've full ported at some point. I don't think about the cattle at all anymore, I just laugh as they go striking out against jewish windmills.
>>62441991I'm half English (mayflorwer tier, ancestor a governor of mass bay colony), and half Norwegian, and a Lutheran due to the Norwegian bit.Blonde hair, blue eyes.You on the other hand are almost certainly some sort of potatonigger or person of Moorish descent (Italian) since that is always the case with polfaggots.>>62441990uhhh, the entirety of biz and many smigger threads, are you blind?
>kospi 3.8% up todayWe're healing. Hope for huge ass green candles on Monday.
>>62442006same, I want to re-enter SOXS on monday before the next korean liquidation wave.
>>62441987"let the goyim deal in the real world"-Jeffrey Epstein, 2009
>>62441982Can facebook AI send my ex a thousand word essay that will actually win her heart back?Can facebook AI just auto reply to some annoying girls retard texts for me so she feels like I'm being emotionally available and not just using her for sexAnd how are they gonna monetize this?
>>62441961what the fuck, I love diaper stocks now!
>>62442000Kek aren't Lutherans just super gay homo catholics. Do you have a lesbian priest?
>>62441961this has to be someone's fetish
>>62441919>media all jews>courts all jews>its all fake and gay. like actually certified ass rapists that fuck children in the ass running the country>shill scams>ON NO NEWS when it crashes>scammers never punished>president selling dog coins and shitposting on Twitter before he kneels and kisses the wailing wall>can only get elected if you sell your daughter to a Jewish hedge fund manager and pledge infinity dollars to Israel in a forever warreally jogs the noggin
>>62442008Honestly, gloating that you made money on "shipping futures contracts" that don't even exist and they letting out the funniest line of the 21st century is so George Costanza-esque it almost makes up for the human trafficking.
No markets until Monday....
>>62441946will Bloomberg ever make their 1990s terminal look less dogshit? I honestly prefer HOOD to this autistic shitthis shit was unironically designed for a boomer that thought more numbers thinks their employees are doing science or some shit
>>62442019the Js were all over the place and kept their culture together by reading their scrollsas such, they became a pretty literate culture in times when most people couldn't even write their own name.you too, can have unclock this secret hebrew rabinical magic, by picking up a fucking book every once in a while, dumb nigger. 99% of the people I talk to have not read one since high school. that's how they got money, and its how you too, can get money.>but they shouldn't have stored wealth! In group preference!so you're a commie?and as for in group preference, do you really think there's a reason you're making 200x what an African or SEAmonkey does, to do 1/4 of the work (with AC) at your toothpaste-bottle-cap-screwer-oner job? i mean do you REALLY think that?I don't think you actually do. I think you're mad about it and want more gibs, but I don't think your labor is actually objectively worth 100x a bangladeshis to do the same job.
Americans you have too many holidays!
>>62441987>grow up in south>go to state school>in a fraternity>1 Jewish kid>he is an absolute liability alcoholic piece of shit>gets kicked off campus for a year for getting so drunk he wakes up naked in a chicks car that he doesn't know to the police and almost gets registered as a sex offender (would have been if he was a goy)>constantly gets his ass beaten at the bar being drunk and talking shit despite being a 90 pound twink>borderline illiterate>takes 6 years to graduate>immediately gets a job at a bank making 6 figures>dad is a lawyerI dunno man I've never met a Jew that wasn't an absolute faggot or crook
>>62442031Never. Ever. Until people stop paying $20k a year for a glorified Unix TUI and a chatroom where you're not even allowed to hit on the female brokers anymore they have no incentive to change.
>kospi broke 8000 againWe're so back.
>>62442033>make moneywe don't "make money" we just print it. its why real economies don't work because they are unable to compete with a clown economy that just prints "wealth">haha he does manual laborvery Jewish mindset>oh man the new tech start up that has made negative 8 billion dollars is the big new thingthe "real world" cant compete with jews because they don't live in the real world
>>62442039see>>62442033That's exactly my point.>They shouldn't have money!Rich dudes have retarded kids all the time.End of the day you're just bitching about stored wealth, so you're a commie.But some Malaysian dude could say the exact same thing about you and many smiggers and their frycooking jobs>wahhh im a doctor and some american white kid whos a literal retard making frys makes more than meThems the breaks nigger.Wealth gets accumulated.If you want to starve under communism and eat shoe leather in a fair and just society of quality go for it.Im okay with the fact that some people are richer than me through no merit of their own if I can eat and have a car I don't have to wait for for 20 years.
>>62442051communism is a Jewish construct too dude. holy fuck... like literally created by communists and you say that communism is bad but Jews are good
>>62442054I wish this dude in the picture was slightly less mentally ill.
The only reason to be anti Semitic in smg is because you suck at playing the jews free money game. Buy calls on lululemon
>>62442056he had good advice>its all fucking gay and retarded>so just buy the banks>the faggots orchestrating the scams are going to win so why would you gamble on other shithe was like 50% boomer rocks/shitcoins and 50% banks so that either way he wins. his portfolio is probably like +2000% in the last 5 years. the only part was that he just kept "two more weeks" that he thought it would blow up soon. his thesis was 100% valid he just needs to understand the market can be trans and Jewish longer than he can not drink himself to death
>>62442043It was the gay Americans dumping all along.
is today another nigger holiday? why the fuck is the market closed today?
>>62442068Clearly a false flag. I hope you all loaded up on $MU during the last sale.
>>62442070birthday
>>62442072Martin Luther birthday?
>>62442054okay so you agree communism bad, so then why bitch about stored wealth?look, wahtever.until you read a book, you're always gunna be a loser and a heal getting the short end of it.i don't care what you read as long as its nonfiction, but go read.read from books written before there were even any Js really in Americaread cicero read christian theologyif you don't, youre going to be a 50 year old man mopping floors in a sherwin willaims in a cornfield fentanyl town muttering to yourself about how the Js did you dirty.1 book a year is probably all it would take to vaccinate the mind against something like SPACX or crypto
>>62442064>Up 2000%>Buying banks and boomer rocksNigga how retarded are you?
>Go bear>Instantly fix the market
>>62442076he shilled Bitcoin at like 5000 dudebanks are up like 100% in last two yearsgold/silver had like a 400000% pump this year
>>62442073americas
>>62442079>gold/silver had like a 400000% pump this yearSilver and gold is up 130% over the last 5 years. How fucking wet brained are you?
>>62442079I got into Bitcoin in 2010, when it was 88 cents and before MtGox even existedI cashed out in 2011 when it hit $20 though, and made like $10,000 lol
>>62442084silver pumped from 30 to 120 this year man... what planet do you live on?
>>62442088>he didn't sell the top>even better he bought at 120not my problem
What even is the point of Korea markets pumping if our markets won't be open until Monday? It'll be old news by then.
>>62442090dont ever take your cues from koreansthey are gamblers
>>62442072Under 1000 years history why to have a holiday?
>>62442091Unlike Americans. They have no issues with gambling at all.
>>62442071I ran out of money
>>62442091>they are gamblersthat actually win, you're supposed to bet with the whales (koreens)
>>62442094wtf are you saying?korean grandmothers are cashing out their pensions to chase memorythe whole country is in deranged eurphoria and they're fucking up everything for the world
>>62442043So USA have a shit jobs report then crabs the fuck out and somehow Korea shoot up? Okay
>>62442093happy birthday
>>62442101It's pretty based that some Korean mother will have to whore herself out to pay for her memory stock losses. Imagine looking some Korean son in the eyes as his mother tells him this.
>>62442101>America isnt retardedyou niggers are gambling on chips that are up 1000% YTD because "they have to buy them for data centers" meanwhile the people building the data centers don't even know why they are building them and when asked>META: uhh.... we are gonna lease em to somebody I guessthis shit is the top 3 most clownish years of my life>9/11- the Pentagon says they "lost" 1 trillion dollars and the next day the accounting office explodes and we have to invade iraq because of Saudi hijackers ???>COVID - every faggot in the world lines up for goy shots because we need to pump medical bags>Chip hysteria "they must buy them at any price" AI crazetop 3 retard moment. no point in betting against it thought because the whole machine is rotten trans Jewish faggotry all the way to the core and when it blows up they will just blame Mexicans or Muslims again
>>62442101Sounds much better than Americans blowing their pay checks on predictive markets and sports betting.
>>62441961Is this what girls do during sleepovers?
>>62442106>>62442107lolFeel free to attack America, I hate itIt doesn't mean Koreans aren't shittythey can both be shittyKoreans are running the world market up too quickly on leverage with their greed, and dumping it off a cliff with their fear. We could have had a nice, smooth ride up, but Koreans are making sure they don't let that happen.
