>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62784872
krach cancelled! doomers were wrong again!
>>62785550>Basedkrautposten>>62785544Aye, im keeping an eye on it, but I sold some miners during their AM pump. >Might sell more if this continues
>People unironically sold
APOLOGIZE
reminder
>>62785569>Long neocloudshow did that go?
>coreweave's interest on its debt comes out to 25% of its entire revenue>this makes it net negativeImagine having so much interest on your debt your earnings just evaporate
Why is RHM up?Should I buy?
>WTI oil approaching 3% gains on the heels of hotter than expected CPI and PPI reportsBros...
>>62785574I imagine a lot of /biz/ posters know exactly how that feels.
>he sold
OOOOOOOOOOO!
>>62785567I never sell at a loss, you might even say I am allergic to losses.
>>62785574future of the US government as well. they just cant stop nigger printing on days like today.. its amazing to watch them print money to stop a crash based on news that they printed too much money
just buy wheat and avoid the madness
>>62785572So friday is every baseball teams' stadium parent company?>Dodgers shitting down their leg has been fun
>>62785574Is these niggers financing their company on credit cards?
I've been away but I implore you once again>buy QTEX>they revolutionized quantum computing wiringThat's it, that's the entire post.
boss (female) just made me sit through a 30 minute team meeting reviewing a comic strip she made about herself
I didn't sell SOXS at 48 so now I'm waiting
>>62785577and they are still bullish.. its hilarious
>it's already close to recovering from this mornings crashWhat a shakeout, haha. You're so funny, haha. You can go back up from last weeks highs, haha.
>>62785584My grain silo is already full and Jewish billionaires are sending the rats
Why's CVX down?
>>62785578It's a bit annoying seeing my paycheck go from $4000 to $3000 becomes taxes and insurance just take one of my limps every two weeks. >>62785587The interest on their debt exploded to 15% so any higher and it might be cheaper to go to a credit card.
>>62785574yes but why is NBIS caught in the fire, that company is actually competent
can somebody explain why bond rates are dumping? was there a debt sale or something?
>>62785589I quit my job in august purely because I was sick of working for a woman that wanted to go viral more than innovate in the business. Sorry you got that goin on anon.>Hows your boss look doe?
>>62785596oil is a meme, there's an infinite supply of it under your feet
>>62785589>she made itI bet it was AI slop. tell her how wonderful it is or lose your job goy.
>>62785589>he works a girl jobSAD!
SPY, just go down. No need to overcomplicate the matter.
>>62785599I really want to buy NBIS. But people keep telling me not too.
2% annual targeted wealth transfer from the goyim to the chosen was a pretty good deal for them, not sure why they couldn't have just been satisfied with that.
>>62785609It's going to be green, we've already found bottom, and now it's just going to do an upward crab. sucks to be in a bad position, just correct the position.
NON STOP ASS RAPE
>Buy SPY when its down 1% in a day>do nothingis it really that easy?
>>62785600black rock said they are buying. they downgraded equities to neutral and bonds upgraded to overweight. they think 5% will beat VOO next year.
>>62785614This. What an absolute nigger fucking market.
The market is retarded. They’re all gambling addicts. Iranians are losing through attrition. Inflation is hotter due to lag effect from big black beautiful oil that slowed earlier. AI isn’t unwinding. China memory fud is a meme. CXMT faces export controls and doesn’t have access to EUV. Anthropic’s diminishing rate of revenue just means meta, open ai, and others are getting a slice of the pie. AI is the new arms race with China. Big dick Trump knows that and will continue to funnel AI with more debt until we get a machine god. He has Zuck and Jensen in his ear saying full speed ahead fuck safety cucks. And to top it all off Bussy has been the one buying up all the bonds to dom retail to stay in the market. Don’t overthink it don’t hide just buy. The Korean president is posting the suicide hotline number on his Twitter and talking about debt refinancing. It’s all bullshit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62785613Everything was perfect. We had near 0% interests rates. Inflation was fine. But nope, they just had to destroy everything for their little pandemic party
jensen at the rescue of coreweave! the bears trap has begun.
>when your custodian turns on HODL mode
Almost green on my USO. Keep pumping!
>>62785618I'm not a bond man but corporate bonds sitting at 5.5% is pretty cozy if you have hundreds of billions to throw around
friendly reminder
>oil up>inflation up>stocks up>bonds yield downNothing makes sense anymore.
>>62785614It's crabbing up right now, but not fast enough to outrun decay.
ROCKETLABSISTERS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AHHHHHHHHHH
>>62785627>hundreds of billionsthey have 15.5 trillion under management and they said 5% bonds are more attractive than the clown market with 1.5% monthly inflation
>>62785614I'm in a good position though just been waiting for it to break 769.50
>>62785633We literally fucking told you anon
>>62785633ROCKETLAB BURRNING UP OUT HERE ALOOONEAND I THINK ITS GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIMETIL TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME AROUND AGAIN TO FINDTHE BANKS REPOSSESSED MY HOOOOME
>>62785634The fancy answer is that the earnings yield is below the 10Y yield which usually means pain.
>>62785588Double dubs and green ID. I want to believe.
>Sit down>Shut up>Listen closeA Niguette is speaking.
>>62785633Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
babe i love you. and when the market turns around, tech makes new highs, and you miss out again, i don't want you to despair, i want you to remember that all i want is to take care of you, that you don't need to risk your funds, you just need to open your heart to my love. i made it babe and i want to share it with you.
>>62785629yesterday was an over-correction. one additional rate cut was already priced in.
>>62785638PAAAAA AAAIINNWITHOUT LOVEPAAAA AAAAINCAN'T GET ENOUGH
Told you panicans to chill the fuck out, Trust the Plan, and not cut your dick off but you just wouldn’t fucking listen
>>62785643never call me babe again
>nvidia gains all wiped outbback to pre May levelsThe silver lining here is seeing all the shills and baggies cry.
That's a nice tech sector you got there anon. But she's going to have to come with me for a bit. You can have her afterwards. Maybe.
it all returns to crab
OOOOO I AM SLUUUURPIN'
>>62785633>ROCKETLABSISTERS>Not ROCKetLABsiSTERsthis is website and forum has totally fallen from grace.
>>62785615KMB +4.09%
>>62785652>the female model that is 57 but looks 17
I heavily slurped BUG
I will live to see -5% days on the Fentdaq-100 and tech trannies getting the rope they deserve. Today is not that day yet, and it's not the right time yet, but it's coming and I hope you faggots will all suffer as much as possible.
>>62785633mark my wordsrklb and asts will be boughted out by spcx
>TTWOthread theme https://youtu.be/5dPwBWvmcbQ?si=qKG8ep8KSgUFWRno
>>62785614told you retard
>>62785588>double dubs
>>62785657i've never seen a woman so young
>>62785645if everything has already been priced in then shouldn't volume in theory be zero? it's all priced in what's the point of trading
why line go down?
>>62785653short this shit.
>>62785649Today is the start of the first cycle in which Pluto will no longer be in retrograde (it's been that way since last May). I'm honestly incredibly bullish on tech again now that Pluto is back into its Aquarius phase and we'll probably start to see the effect of that in the coming weeks since Aquarius is linked to friendships and long term goals. We should see some unexpected partnerships and deals coming up to get the market properly green again.
>>62785667Because there's always people buying and selling for non-valuation reasons. People get paid and and want to invest that money. People have bills and need to sell cover expenses.
>>62785666>the female model that is 17 but looks 57
Coreweave CEO about its debt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JBhTBu9ZbA&t=1098s"Well, there is that box..."lel. enron v2.
>>62785668Because you touch yourself at night
>>62785659you're such a faggot >i le live>tech trannies>today is not that day yet>but it's coming
You're all peeing here, just woke up at 6pm and gonna check my europoorfolio. What am I in for? Hold my hand while I log in.
>>62785666Nice satan, her pussy is hangin out. kek.
>>62785682Could be worse. Could be Korean.
>>62785682I'm down 2000 euros or about 1 million USD
>>62785682im down 4% todayt. europoor
>>62785629Bond yields are down and the dow is up because people fled tech for bonds and blue chips.
>He bought?>Doomp eet.
>>62785671Investment?but how can the interest exist if it's already been priced inliquidation to cover expenses? but why would anyone buy? there's nothing to be gained because it's all been priced in already
>>62785652>>62785666such a spritely young lass
>>62785668There are literally zero tailwinds to keep people trusting the delusional lies of tech trannies.
NIGGERS
>>62785633You can still rotate over your bags into the new manhattan project.
>>62785692bro 1.5% inflation is bullish because we need to finish the super intelligence and ask them to balance our budget. we have to print more money as fast as possible we need computer chips at any price so that we can figure out how to "outgrow" the debt. if we don't nigger print 10 trillion dollars right this fucking second then the Chinese will do it and the world will end we cant let that happen
Israel is killing Bobos.
>>62785695And Nokia already has a wireless network on the moon.
>>62785685>>62785687I should go back to bed again
>>62785577>Look away for a ffew minutes and it's already above 3% and still climbing>Closing in on $100My bros? I don't think I'm feeling good about this one
>>62785650i love you, and we could be having a nice snuggle right now. you're having a moment today, but like i've told you before, my darkest days are still brighter than your best, financially speaking. i know you're proud and have a lot invested in your ideals, but you're wrong in so many ways. i don't want to change who you are, i want to support you where you fail, see what you're blind to. our differences can compliment each other, they don't have to come between us.
>>62785707>>62785577Can we please not go over 100
>>62785667nobody said everything was priced in, learn to read, maybe it will better help your portfolio in the future.
>>62785701Every time I see a dead Muslim I relax
>oil is diddlin $100 >war hasn't even resumed yet>SPR release failed by 15 million because no one wants to take a loan on physical oil when inventories are at minimums>IEA and markets still forecasting that we will be in an oil surplus by next quarteryeah I'm not selling my oil bags until $150 crude at a minimum.
Why XLE down small when crude up big?
>>62785718>Hormuz fucked>Houthis/Yemen/Saudi fuckedpriced in right? but what about the one they wont even put in the media>black sea fucked
Last thread I was bullish. Now I will post bearishly.
>>62785717
>>62785718>IEA and markets still forecasting that we will be in an oil surplus by next quarterThey think they can get out of this mess by lying, and nobody calls them out of it. Well, they got their orders.
Just took a massive shit. Felt like shitting smooth rocks. Now that I'm not being weighed down my stocks can finally go up.
i was wild and crazy and wrong at your age too. i understand that. you'll change on your own and see that i was right someday, one way or another. going back to bed for a bit and wish you were in it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62785560NO CHAINS CAN LAST FOREVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksnpaellAE
>>62785730>>62785718>>62785734
>>62785695>spacex is germany>tmobile is us and russia>tmobile has a truce agreement with germany>at&t is great britain>great britain will fight back and ally with france >but verizon will fall to germany and france will hide in at&t while germany attacks them >this continues until t-mobile can attack space x and allow britain to reinvade conquered verizon before they split spacex with russia
>>62785733Silence goy
unironically CC chads won (again)
What do you lot use to keep abreast of real-time news updates? Is there any kind of app that auto-updates with the latest market-related headlines?
>>62785756Yeah, it's called 4chan.org.
I'm up 10% on LLY todayNot bad
>>62785756the lines will tell you the story before the news will. you just have to learn how to read them. sometimes they try to hide tricks in them but other times they tell you the truth.all time high diesel isn't bullishexploding refineries are definitely not bullishhot inflation reports aren't bullishrate hikes are definitely not bullish100% of the price action today for most charts is the government nigger printing a V off of horrible news. you should be trimming/locking in profits here and not buying bags.
>>62785751Nah
>>62785756I peruse the stock market general on the biz board of the notorious white supremacist website 4chan. Perhaps you've heard of it?
>>62785746Holy based>GNOOO STOP PLAYING YOUR CARDS
>>62785751Other races ARE Jewish bio weapons. They should stay in their little shitholes instead of coming and being rabid raping dogs that they are
>>62785768It's just a relief rally/bull trap/dead cat bounce, not government intervention. If the government was going to intervene, they'd do so in oil, not stocks.
>>62785768This but candles. A true linear plot lies worse than anything.
the AI exuberance ends today
Just kidding. I didn't even post in the last thread.
>>62785768>sometimes they try to hide tricks in them but other times they tell you the truth.Gosh, thanks.Does nobody else use any kind of feed or real-time rss app or anything?>>62785771I have, but without outside information all I ever get is a bunch of clueless WTFWT posts
>>62785785probably want access to a Bloomberg terminal. people used to post them here daily back when this site wasn't total dogshit.
>>62785784Im not joking
>multiple studies have shown that women exhibit a better risk-to-return ratio than men on average.What does this mean? Women only play it safe while men gamble?https://investingintheweb.com/blog/retail-investor-statistics/
>>62785600Bessent is buying the 10 year bond with money Warsh made using stealth QE
>let them eat CAKEIf it's not tanking then don't stress
>>62785801women are conformists. they just selected the first option on their work 401K and it average 10% a year and beat 90% of SMG
>>62785695Fucking hell plebbit is so lame.
>>62785802We're printing money to pay off Kimberly Guilfoyle's amex card
Just bought 230 IREN at $28.50. Still have $1500 that I'm willing to put in this that I'll deploy on Friday or Monday in case it goes down more to average down.Godspeed.
>>62785652>IT ALLLL>RETURNS>TO CRABBING>IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN GAPPENING DOWN SHAKING ME OUT
>>62785812TUMBLING CRAB TUMBLING CRAB
How do I long mint-chip ice cream?
>>62785652What a boring day. It could've V'd or crashed. But noooooooooooooo... of course we can't have nice things. You call this a discount? Fucking lame!
>>62785814What a life.
>>62785818>you call this a discountexactly... shit like DELL is down 20% in two days and its still wildly overpriced. I cant find anything very appealing to enter today even though half of the people in this thread are bagholding shit that dropped 40% in two days.amazin
I AM FINANCIALLY BROWN
>>62785798That's kind of what I'm thinking about. Bloomberg and Shkreli's Godel have that news app built in. I'm wondering if there's an app that does that *just* with the news.
I am buying HESM getting an over 10% dividend and chilling.
As a whole I’m down 3k or so in the last two days but the biggest losers have reverted back to months agoZe plan: dump MU as soon as it’s over 1k again, I swear I won’t cry if it goes to 2k after, it’s all been too much for me
>it's good when companies have to pay more
>>62785834>BeggingOh, boy. It's a long way down.
>>62785841to the shareholders, yes.
>>62785775>He doesn't know the difference between Spanish imperialism and dutch anglo colonialism Top kek
I was green last week now I'm red time to take lead to the head
>>62785785Lurk for 7 years at your local synagogue before you post here
>>62785846not what PPI does
Do you guys trust investing news? I thought all they did was lie to fuck over investors.Had they ever helped you make money?
convince me not to full port IREN
Meanwhile Moderna slowly climbing to 400.It really do be like that.
>>62785859its a retard stock, dont full port that shit kekI did throw in a spare 6 grand in it tho >>62785811
>>62785567I just bought the NIGGERDIP.
>>62785823Glad I'm not Korean though. At least I can find some solace in that.
>>62785834>chinese ram in 2 weeks>he thinks its going back to 1kKWAB
>>62785853PPI only matters if they don't raise their prices 110% of PPI.
>>62785867what
>>62785852I guess I could pay 30bux to Benzinga
>>62785866no one's buying chinese RAM lmao
>>62785859Not much convincing needed.You dont want to end up like me.Go invest in something you believe in.Amazon or Apple or one of those big companies idk.My hearth is broken my soul is crushed.My spirit shattered.
>>62785852Kek
>coreweave is still down ytd despite the massive AI buildout this yearwhy would anyone still hold this nigger stock? if you want volatility there's dozens of better choices
>>62785600Yields topped. Now look up what markets tend to do after yields top. World of pain, dude.
>>62785873>nobody will buy chinese RAM >chinese RAM sucks>chinese RAM is ok>chinese RAM is a bargain>chinese RAM is fast>we all have chinese RAM
>>62785881are you familiar with the idea of the zeitgeist? I don't know what they put in the tranny pills or the hormones in the water or the subliminal messages or something but 99.99% of retail all organically decided to buy dogshit like IREN, ORCL, CRWV, ASTS, RKLB etc..if you ever see a screenshot of a 20 somethings portfolio it has the same 10-20 tech tickers and their portfolio is 100% tech scams. the same people will tell you AAPL and MSFT are bad
>>62785866>Announce “progress” on a new chip>Available in some unknown capacity at the end of the year>Refuse to elaborate
>>62785881I think if u still holding CRWV you literally cant sell because it s negative equityif u try they will come to your house and demand payment or rape
>>62785892yeah do whatever for your gayming rig
Xi please let me buy CXMT
>>62785892Taiwan isn't China.
i missed the dip
>>62785910it will keep dipping, dont worry. nothing really changed
>>62785859I just like the stock. Don't full port it though, it's about 6% of my port.
what's a good portfolio if I am just starting to invest
>>62785858Why does no one answer?
>>62785925just buy an index fund nigger
>>62785910We're still in a dip. You don't have to time the exact bottom.
>>6278592570% VOO30% QQQ
>>62785925voo 100%dont listen to anybody else ITT
>https://www.finra.org/sites/default/files/2023-09/FINRA-Investing-Knowledge-Quiz.pdfI did this test and got a 7.
>>62785925You can put 100% of your investment into a single target date retirement fund or an index fund.
>>6278592595% VOO5% funny stocks you pick yourself and lose money on
>>62785933>>6278593150% SCHD50% JEPQwould mog either of you over the next 12 months. like not even close probably double the performance.
How many of you have autism, and how has it helped you in your investing career?
Stop fucking screaming and cryingIf you stay in the market with a diversified equity portfolio,you should expect at least one 50% drawdown every 7 years.If you stay in the market with a concentrated portfolio,you should expect a 50% drawdown every year, and a 70% drawdown every 7 years.if you can't handle that,60/40 VT is that waythat gets you a 30 year window with 50% drawdown.
>>62785925100% VTYou own the global stock market and can ignore this thread for the rest of your life
That first sip of the day
>>62785942This is retarded, why buy the ETF when you can just get all the good shit that goes into it without all the bad shit that goes into it, and without paying Chuck (((the Schmuck))) his (((expense ratio))).
ooooo
>>62785948I'm not going to stop screaming and crying!...BECAUSE I JUST MADE THE MOTHER OF ALL SHITS IN MY DIAPER AND KMB CRACKED $100 AGAIN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO*shakes rattle*
>>62785951And yet you yourself have underperformed SCHD even with the expense ratio, curious?
>>62785951tipping JPM to farm volatility off of faggots and yield 11% per year is a small price to pay compared to telling a newfag to buy 100 shares of every company in the nasdaq and run his own covered call strategy
>>6278592560% of one thingand then 40% of another
>>62785925>>62785949This100% VTThat's two suggestions for 100% VT
>the KMB guy is just a regular degenerate diaper fetishist
>keeps pumping>oil +2,8%Just fully detached from reality
i believe a full recovery is possible
>>62785966Real oil prices are priced in. Futes are fake and not taken into consideration (until they are when algos shit themselves and inverse SPY).
Look, I just want RKLB to go below $40. Okay? Am I asking for too much here?
>>62785962I could give an explanation as to why but if I mention market beta it'll trigger the schizo babe poster.
>>62785956No I've done alright this year. I've made about 65 thousand trading this year so far, but I make so many withdraws that as far as a percentage goes it's tough to say because I try not to keep less than 10 grand in the account.
>>62785974sorry try to keep no more than 10 grand in the account.
>>62785965>guythere are atleast 3 of us here. full disclosure I sold half my diapers position today. I wasn't even joking about 33% KMB 33% CVX 33% MSFT portfolio when this image was circulating. its up so fucking much since I shilled it. like 50% in 3 months
Can we please have an actual crash? I won't even financially benefit from it. I just want to see something actually happen. Space sector coming back to Earth doesn't count.
>>62785970Yeah how could the cat be in the air if it wasn't alive?
>>62785961I got 46% in degenerate gambling type A, 26% in degenerate gambling type B, and20% in gambling type C. The rest 8.5% is in safe boring equity and 0.5% tail hedge. Only 20% margin btw. Is this a good split?
>>62785982the cat could be full of helium, and in that case it will not come back down, it will float all the way out of the atmosphere
>>62785983gambling position is supposed to be smaller than the safe boring position sirs>I don't have time to wait 60 yearsyou wont live for 60 years with that portfolio
>>62785949why VT instead of VOO?
>>62785990>bumps into the firmament>space isn't even realcheckmate tranny
>The self-employed online trader was born in Chichester, West Sussex, and living in Doncaster at the time of his death.Never got full schizo smiggers, or at the very least stay away from the tiger pen
