Thread for discussing coffee and coffee-related topicsTargeted Individual EditionIf you're new or confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzIf you're old and confused, make any youtube videos lately?Previous thread: >>20372717
>>20394870FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE!
>>20394870'SPROOUTMYASS
>>20394870as i thoughtits a wall mounted pressure cookernot exactly the same as an oven and not something that would be immediately obvious to 99% of people
>>20394891https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combi_steamer
>>20394895i dont know why you linked that
>>20394916it's a combi steamerlet me know if there's anything else I can help with
>>20394957its a pressurised vessel used for cookingits a wall mounted pressure cookerlook up combi steamer and all of them look like some variation of thisand i dont remember asking you for help with anything
>>20394972>its a wall mounted pressure cookerit is a combination steam-convection ovens that expand upon standard convection ovens in that they can also generate conventional moist steam or superheated steam and are capable of shifting between cooking modes automatically during the cooking processMiele DGD 7035 is a combi steamerhttps://www.miele.be/nl/e/drukstoomoven-met-aansluiting-voor-vers-water-en-waterafvoer-dgd-7035-roestvrij-staal-met-cleansteel-11168480-p i'm happy to helpi cannot understand it for you though
>>20394983you didnt read my commenti accept your concession anon :)
>>20394986wait you are unironically mentally illmy bad you are absolutely right
>>20394891I was wondering this too. I thought it was a safe at first for precious beans perhaps. I locked myself out of the new house tonight and I was very concerned I would have to camp in the yard and buy my coffee in the morning
>>20391836 #>v60I go back and forth between a V60 and a Chemex, depending on how much I'm making. I used to see V60 in every coffee shop, now it seems like they're all using Kalita Waves or Clever Drippers or something.I have a big stockpile of the older, thinner filters, so maybe I'll switch when they run out.What grinder did you get, anon? I've found that, just after the beans, to have the most noticeable impact on brew quality and flavor
first 'spo this week. Will see how it affects my RHR, my RHR dropped by 5 BPM this week so far...I'm thinking about buying some low quality beans for iced coffee [will probably be drinking it with a little bit of milk and/or simple syrup]. Should I do them as cold brew or as iced americanos?
>>20395389Expresspo?
bros, she keeps growing
>>20395470soon...
>>20395470>>20395475
>>20395470Middle aged women will balloon up unless they have a husband or friends that nag them about their weight.
>>20395505her husband is even fatteri think its some feeder shit
>>20395505bro, she's 25yo
>>20395512thats a rough 25
>>20395512If you're past grad school, you're middle aged.[spoiler]wtf she's younger than me, I assumed she was a millennial hag[/spoiler]
>>20395512defo full cait sized by 30
>>20395470The price of fame.
How long does it take you guys to make your morning coffee?I got an espresso machine which I use a lot throughout the day, but I can't be fuckin bothered with a whole latte and cleanup process first thing in the morning instead of just heating up some milk in the microwave before stirring in some instant coffee.
>>20395512thats even worse
its here bros. reserve yours now!https://fellowproducts.com/products/aiden-precision-coffee-maker
>>20395636including grinding?hmm(time is rough and not exact but close enough)5 minute setup5 minutes to grind(weighing + rdt + dosing + hand grinding)i set to kettle to boil before i start the grind process so its done by the time the coffee is groundthen for moka idk 2-3 minute brew? i dont time it but thats what it feels likea larger dose will result in a longe brew or depends on the beans or grind size or how they are roasted or how fresh the beans are can all affect the time to brew so i just make sure my procedure is correct so the coffee will be good in the end and the time just isnt that importantand then a minute for milk5 minutes for clean upbut i dont usually do everything one after the other like thatbecause im doing other shit at the same like making breakfast or just other stuff that needs to be done in the morning and i do it when i think of it so i wont forgetso from beginning the coffee making process to me sitting down to eat and drink my coffee its like 40-50 minutes
>>20395676i cant wait for Hoffmann to rip this thing apart
my girlfriend steals Jamacian blue mountain coffee for me from workas a chef I don't really give a shit about coffee as I just see it as a caffeine administration tool but it's pretty niceanyway I just found out that Japan imports the majority of the stock year after year and wanted to share this information here
>>20395636Just timed it. 3 minutes. 90 seconds to dose, grind and prep the puck, 30 seconds to pull the shot, 60 seconds to cleanup and add ice and water.
>>20395725didnt ask
>>20395730Cope
>>20395678>40-50 minuteslol
>>20395763you didnt read my postgo back and read itand then hang yourself:)
Fellow's back at it again, how are they gonna fuck this one up?
>>20395778common issues of their kettles are the panels and heating elements malfunctioning so that
>>20395769off your meds again?weird cope but ok
>>20395784gave you are a chance but you are going back into the filterbye :)
>>20395636~8minutes if my kettle is full. I can turn on my flair58 heater from bed so that cuts time. Turn on kettle, pick beans, grind, wet bottom paper, transfer grounds to basket, quick wdt+tamp, top paper+screen, pull shot, purge water from puck, eject puck, wipe basket, enjoy. Subsequent shots are a bit quicker since the water is still hot. If I feel like a pourover instead I can shit while the kettle comes up to temp.
>>20395795>>20395725>>20395678And I thought my 4 minute latte on my single boiler was too much and that I could get it to 2:30-3 minutes by buying a dual boiler…
>>20395831It is definitely possible if you use bean cellars and don't spend a lot of time on WDT.
>>20395636Like five minutes for an americano maybe
>>20395636i try not to worry about itstress bad, coffee good [:
>>20396315coffee increases cortisol levels though
>>20394870Are coffee prices rising?
>>20396458Prices of literally everything are rising
>>20396458nah trader joes coffee is like $9 a bag. it's just the coffee industry has becoming a scam to pay off anthropology majors' student loans because 99% of people "into" coffee are homos with septum piercings and lame ass tattoos nowadays.>Verification not required.
>>20395636Five minutes w/milk, maybe 2-3 for a 'cano. I used to be like you with my machine but every morning (unless I really don't have time) I now make a "real" coffee. If I feel like instant (I am a sucker for Jarrah) I have it in the 'noons when I've been doing things all day and don't want a real caffeine injection before trying to unwind at night. Microwaving milk gives me the ick big time.
I kept reading people say the bambino can't do lighter roasts but I just pulled a shot of washed anaerobic colombian and it was one of the best shots of espresso I've had, very fruity with a touch of vanilla.
>>20396471No need to thank me. I can count on your vote in November right? This is a referendum on democracy and if you vote for the person I don't want you to that is undemocratic.
>>20395636Around 10 minutes, 5 of prep, boiling water, grinding beans and 3-5 of brewing, depending on what I'm using.
Chicory blends are just a superior coffee experience
>>20396818>washed anaerobic colombianyeh but was it a light roast?
Simple as.
>>20396850Vote blue no matter who
>>20394870Stalking is only illegal after you break in and put your genitals in the targetBut I digress I don’t understand people who are satisfied with $20 Coffee Mate machines that produce foul tasting mud
>>20396850that looks fucking demonic
I paid about the same as 3 years ago for the Brazilian import green.I think it is your local economies that are pricemaxxing.Processed consumer goods shot up because cost of living shot up because taxes shot up.That's why the "you'll own nothing and be happy" was memed, because the rich increase property and consumer taxes to price the poor out of the market so the rich control what you consume.How you avoid it is consuming raw or the least processed products.Roast your coffee at home.Import 65lb of green.
>>20397377That’s the President of America and leader of the free world, jacking off to Palestinian baby corpses as we speak
>>20396850stop making everything more expensive!
i just buy from sw. ezpz.
>>20397395Cmon JackCmon fatI tell ya Hwhut I’m gonna lick your kids’ neck until they moan in uncomfortable tones and you’ll thank me for itMore donations for Israel
>>20394870what is he thinking about?
>>20397526his seething hatred of Nestlé
>>20397526>damn no cap these pods be bussin fr fr
>>20394870>>20397526Coffee AND croissant
>>20397622>im getting "notes" of *sigh* cereal... again.
>>203956361m30 clock in hand
>>20394870What is the best type of Lavazza bean for moka pot in your opinion?
>>20397384based
>>20397395target inlfation of the federal reserve board is 2% but only god knows if its super hard or if they don't even try to stick to 2%
>>20397623'ccino and 'caroons
>>20397649Crema e Gusto Tradizione Italiana>Miscela corposa e cremosa con un persistente aroma di cacao amaro e frutta secca, oltre a una piacevole nota di cioccolato fondente
>>20397693I've never seen this one in my grocery store. any alternatives?
>tfw you're told Australia didn't contribute to coffee culture and likes to “re-invent” and rename existing drinks that have existed for decades.you snap
>>20397769if padre stops selling "daddy's girl" that anon is going to lose it
>>20397678no chocolate today?
Patrick Tomlinson probably has that mug
>>20397788You already know
>>20397895nice flower anon
>>20397896Thank you anon
>>20397897looks like an onion from upside down :)mmm onion goff
>>20397784Real
T-minus 50 minutes to Daddy's girl. Journal entry is prepared. Engage moka in54321
Anyone else here drink this aldi peruvian whole bean coffee? When my specialty roaster is out of stock for the stuff I like this is usually my stand in. It's remarkably good for supermarket coffee, especially for the price.
>>20398019that anon uses an espresso machineretard
>>20398333Rude
>>20398333I'm blindly firing at the whole continent.
>>20398371these people, despite all their faults, have done nothing to you
>>20398387You're using that word too loosely.
flow control meter broke on my bes 840, it just pulls the shot until it runs out of water now
>>20398519lol
For me, it's heavily discounted eggushaped chocco and after dinner decaff.
>>20398693>and after dinner decaff.why is it so pale?
what am i in for?
>>20399053goffee
>>20397526This guy been poppin up in my reccomendended a lot, has some good content
Bambino or express for babys first expresso machine?
>>20399071Aeropress™
>>20398019If it's shit I'm sorry. It is a blend keep that in mind>>20398333Yeeeees
>>20397769Kek
>>20399053Wuri g0 is great.
For me its coffee and muffin of the day.
>>20399172ugh a thinkpad
Is drip coffee superior to instant? Are u supposed to just drink it black ?
>>20399534I prefer drip over instant and you drink it how you like. if i'm trying out a coffee bean for the first time i'll do a pour over and drink it black. I add a splash of half-n-half to my drip.
>>20394870>>20397900based
>>20399442He is my "watching things off the hdd" laptop don't be mean.. His name is Terry
2 days without coffeei felt like i was drowningbut nowah yes i see itland
>>20400098is that kant who is that
>>20400129yes
>>20398800Lagrima style Mostly milk with a shot of coffee
>>20398800It's a café crème, essentially a 1:10 ratio in 25-30s drink. You grind a bit coarser than espresso. The pale you see is the crema.I'll take a pic with a transparent vessel with my next one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTSAO0RAHNchttps://www.kaffeemacher.ch/blog/cafe-creme-vom-feinsten/>>20400355It's better to abstain than to spread nonsense.
>>20400416i dont speak germanbut i think loanwords are probably my favorite part of language in generallike german and then a full and clear "tutorial" just as we would say in englishwhich comes from latin and french but i still find joy in hearing it.
>>20400421The youtube auto translate subtitles are mostly correct for that video, you get the gist. The website is the source for the pic, that was translated with google translate.
>>20400425>It's a café crème, essentially a 1:10 ratio in 25-30s drink. You grind a bit coarser than espresso. The pale you see is the crema.thisand the first few seconds of the video satisfied my curiosity and made it very clear that this>>20400355anon is wrong.>>20400425thanks :)
hmmmi want an 11pm goff...
>>204005727 minutes left
hmmmi want an 11:30pm goff...
Das it mayne. I'm thoroughly enjoying SEA naturals/experimental fermentations the local roasters have been having the past year.
>>20398800>>20400421>>20400433Transparent café crème vessel'd decaf and madeleine four o'clock.I don't care what anyone says, madeleines are tugboats, not shells.
I thought these things tend to make burnt, overextracted coffee, but no matter what I try mine makes it sour implying underextraction. I'm confused.
bait
mmm midnight:30 goffee :)
>>20400652light roast?
just opened pic rel. very nice. close to the rwanda kanzu natural but without its lime and dark chocolate notes. also i've discovered i prefer to drink from a glass cup.
>>20394870Can I clean my drip machine with vinegar or something
>>20401135no
>>20400167its categorically imperative that i have my coffee now ;)
>>20400728It's medium, I don't have any dark roast on hand to try it with. Just going finer with the grind and using pre-boiled water was not enough to fix the sourness.
>>20401206is your brew sputtering, hissing, gurgling, stalling or spitting?
>>20401206Pre-infusion?
>>20401217what?
>>20401178how clean then
>>20401269hmmmbaking soda
k6bros what grind setting do you use for espressojust got this thing and i dont want to work through 10 cups trying to dial it in blindly
>>20401417start at the minimum of recommended - 40 clicks
Having a little snack with my coffee. Hazelnut, chocolate chip, sea salt. Served en main. Does it get better than this?
>>20401592>little snackHow was it?
Can't stop the fucking KINO(2/3 Melodrip finals edition)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbFpaEboy_ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7tlUKvqZechttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q_vq83w04w
>>20401739it was good!
>>20401812What coffee did you have?
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/12/world/europe/kyiv-ukraine-coffee-culture.html>Founded in 2015, the chain used to serve low-quality coffee, focusing instead on speed. >But in 2020, Oleh Astashev, the founder, visited the Barn in Berlin, a craft coffee institution that roasts its own coffee.>The visit impressed and inspired him.we won barn bros
>>20402471As expected. Italian robustaguzzlers everywhere in shambles.
Anyone have any piñon coffee experience.I stayed at a hotel in santa fe that served a piñon coffee in the lobby and it was definitely the best hotel coffee I ever had, basically just a smooth good cup of coffee with an interesting nutty smoky smell.I found pic related at costco recently and brewed up a pot, it's the standard shitty, gross, oily flavored coffee that reminds me of something like dunkin hazelnut.Anyone know of an actual good brand of coffee with pinon nuts roasted along with the coffee and not just an artificial flavor?
I've got a full on treat going on tonight. I mixed a buncha whipped cream into my Kicking Horse dark roast with whipped cream on top. It's delicious and I'm wired as fuck.
>>20403047Like a lazy con panna
My cup oozes with soulIt cost zero because the postman broke it
>>20403101based dickhead postman
>>20403101>tea
>>20403109I had a coffee earlierI get tinnitus if I drink too much coffee. Not normal, right?
>>20403120grim
>>20403120I have tinnitus all the time. Feelsbadman.
>>20403145Fuck, anon. I'm sorry about that.
>>20403148It's okay. I've got another cuppa to keep my spirits up.
What did a cup of coffee cost back in the day? A nickel? A dime?
>>20403173
I'm gonna buy her a bag of the best light roast I can find.. wish me luck coffeesisters
>>20403570Send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
>>20402528Imagine being scared of your coffee tasting like rum and black tea
>>20403848>rum and black teacope giuseppe
>>20403848Italians can't stand anything with tea-like notes.
>>20404088i love ${product1} so much i want it to be like ${product2} but it's not because i don't like ${product1}if you don't want ${product1} to taste like ${product2}, it means you dont like ${product1}${product1} tasting like ${product1} means it's bad it should taste like ${product2}did i say how much i love ${product1} though?
holy schizo
>>20404152i accept your concession anon :)
>>20402912call the hotel and ask them what coffee they served and howyour costco coffee was probably just really fucking old >>20403101is the cap of the mushroom a removable lid?
Is there a Moka pot/V60/Aeropress/French press that comes in a 12 cup, 96 oz version like the automatic coffee makers?Also, where can I buy specific countries coffee beans?I want to buy coffee beans from Germany, Switzerland, Australia, Japan, etc., but I can't find online where to buy them and the sites that I do come up with are either in a foreign language or they don't ship overseas.
>>20404485.....what?
>>20404485You can get a pretty big french press. They make pretty big moka pots, too. As for coffee, just google "(country name) coffee roasters" and go from there. I don't know of any specialty coffee importer businesses, but some roasters will ship abroad, depending on your location. Otherwise, you're better off finding local roasters.
>>20404485I can find all kinds of internationally roasted coffee on Amazon, but getting it reasonably fresh is another matter. Most of the time, the roast date isn't available. Might still be fun to try them, though. It could be a good learning experience to develop your tastes.
Drinking an evening decaf 'spresso. Local roaster actually has some very nice decaf, a little bit of lemon & berry acidity up front with a chocolate & caramel finish. Got a bag of Pilot Roasters' Las Palmas Espresso delivered today that I will be trying in the morning.
Tried baking cinnamon scrolls to go with the morning covfefe but the oven here is a shitty Turkish brand and actually has a defect where it can't reach temperature. So no scrolls. Any ausfags recommend any decent biscotti to buy?
>>20404209>is the cap of the mushroomHell yeah it is son
>>20403173Sick cup
>>20405765Thx. I got it for my bday back in January. My mom got it for me since the cat pictured looks identical to my cat :3
I'm not a nerd like most of you guys. I use a basic as fook drip maker and a used grinder I got for Christmas one year (it was from the thrift store). I get high quality, organic whole beans however, but they're pre roasted. I'm willing to try some more adventurous international brews but I'm not sure where to start. The best at home coffee I've ever had was Salt Spring Island Coffee Co. dark roast. I'm in Canada bt w. I just take my coffee with some 10% half n half cream (what does "half and half" even mean anyways?) cause I think once you add sugar or sweeteners to coffee it stops tasting like coffee. I've started drinking it black recently too, because I don't drink the ultra cheap, shitty stuff I used to drink when I was really poor like Melitta and Folgers anymore. Anyways I need suggestions for some whole beans, medium or dark roasted, that I can acquire via Amazon or maybe even elsewhere. Addtionally, quite a while ago I saw someone post a link to an Orthodox monastary in WA which sells their own beans as well some some sick merch like mugs and shirts and such and since they're actually geographically not far from me (I'm in the Vancouver area) I've been considering patronizing them but I'm not sure if it's worth it since it'll prob be pretty expensive plus I'm not even sure if it's legal to import coffee into Canada. Anyways here's the link to the monastary. They're pretty cool: https://store.vashonmonks.com/about-our-monastery-coffee/
>>20405808>used grinderLook at this gay homo lmaoo
>>20404485>Also, where can I buy specific countries coffee beans?>I want to buy coffee beans from Germany, Switzerland, Australia, Japan, etc., but I can't find online where to buy them and the sites that I do come up with are either in a foreign language or they don't ship overseas.Just check the OP
>>20402471should be called "Icky"
I love coffee so FUCKING much!!!!!
>>20405808All you need.https://roguewavecoffee.ca/pages/coffee-picker
>>20406103Interesting, thx. What does washing do by the way?
Think I'm gonna get a bag of this as well as one of their mugs: https://store.vashonmonks.com/shade-grown-organic/
>>20406180Hey! I've had all of their beans before. I liked all of them but the really dark roast one bludgeoned my machine. So I used it for pour over instead. I ended up bringing the beans back to Australia with me. If you're interested in other Orthodox roasters try out Lore. I desperately want to buy these but I can't get them shipped to me.
>>20406210Is that affiliated with Sleep guitarist and former Orthodox monk Justin Marler?
>>20406213Well, it's a collab with Death to the World so I assume so
>>20406230Nice.
>>20406152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az0W61hotLMin comparison tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yagagM7SlWs
Latest beenz: cannibal islands amber washed mono origin>Papua New Guinea coffee beans are characterised by their harmony and aromatic persistence. Harmonious in character, it is one of the smoothest coffees you'll taste. The dominant aromas are almond and toast, which we take great pleasure in developing through our passion for traditional roasting. This delicious 100% Arabica coffee from Papua can be enjoyed as a Slow Coffee, or filter coffee, or as a full-bodied, smooth espresso. It is amber-roasted to preserve its body, liveliness and harmonious aromas.Thicc body, bold taste, round character, present aftertaste. Excellent little black sip.
I've been spending too much on coffee. I'm going to give my espresso machine a rest and switch over to iced coffee for a month.Since it's iced coffee that means I can buy cheaper beans (hell I might even add in some simple syrup/milk)
HAI GUISE!!!how do I make coffee beans taste like bones?
>>20407154Buy shitty coffee greens, roast it dark, drip or spray on flavoring.https://coffeeflavoroils.com/
Coof
>>20409356cant wait to drink it in tomorrow morning
Your drink tastes like burnt rubber and depression. Tea is the patrician choice. Search your heart, you know this to be true.
What's a nice manual grinder?The more pretentious the better.
>>20409603https://weberworkshops.com/products/the-sg-1
For what reason?
>>20409752Some people don't like turning the handle.
>>20409764It's the best part of the whole process though
>>20409766People like what they like anon.
mmmmmmmmi want a goffeebuti just ate dinnerhmmmm....
>>20409504This but green tea only.>>20409845Shit yon pants.
>>20406863You need to find Colombia Circasia, you won't be disappointed
>>20409752The same reason that electric salt and pepper grinders are a thing. Because it's nice to take advantage of technology that lets you achieve the exact same result with less time and effort.
>>20409937You would never survive a war, anon. It's okay though, neither would I.
>>20409941Guess we could meet up, grind some coffee, suck each other's dicks, and then go out together in a blaze of nuclear fire.
>>20409945Hell yeah.
>>20409937>he needs to charge his handgrinder Doesn't seem like an improvement if you ask me
>>20409845made my coffee :)smells of goji berry teatastes like elderberry :)
>>20409941>>20409766Go and hand grind a dose of light roast espresso with 64mm burrs cuntbucket.
>>20409959Do you live in a hovel with no electricity? Because I know you aren't using your grinder non-stop 24/7, so there's literally nothing wrong with charging it up once in a while in return for convenience.
>>20409964>>20409968>t. funko pop collectors
>>20409971I have one grinder, fuckstick.
>>20410008
Just bought a Sage Barista Pro. What do you guys recommend as regular maintenance and how often should i do it?Are any well rated descalers and water filters fine or should i buy the original ones?
>>20410177If you want to not ever worry about descaling, something you can consider is buying distilled water and making "Pavlis Water" - with food grade potassium bicarbonate. Cos there's literally no magnesium or calcium in the recipe it's not possible for the machine to scale up. https://www.home-barista.com/water/easiest-way-to-make-rpavlis-water-t64609.html
>>20410226Sounds pretty interesting. I would probably first try it with normal water to determine the taste difference, if any. Would I have to / should I descale once after switching to rpavlis water to get rid of any minor scaling or does the small amount (lets say after 400ml of normal water) not matter?
>>20410308Probably a small amount isn't going to amount to much.
>>20403145https://generalfuzz.net/acrn/
>>20405808>Salt Spring Island Coffee Co. dark roastbarely passable wokies, their roastery smells like shit in a 500m radius. rogue wave, prototype, luna, hiyori etc for light, pallet and handworks for medium and dark, go from there. yes i am extremely pro japanese
Are there any decent apps yet for brewing? Filtru is too British.
>>20410473Beanconquerer. Smart Espresso Profiler. Pressensor Coffee Flow.
Water in.Coffee out.Simple as.
>>20409929>Colombia CircasiaI'll see if i cand find some
WIRED KINO IS BACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGXqWx9n2Yw
Such cases when I should have gotten the e&b lab moka pot instead of heaping out and getting a new alu bialetti. The QC is shit, it was so fucked I should have sent it back but the next morning I got it I had run out of filters and needed coffee so I made some in the moka pot and now I can't return it.
>>20410930>bialetti>post 90sbrother what the fuck are you doing...
>>20395512age in pic related is for men. women are middle aged at 25, elderly at 35
>>20410944Being an idiot consoomer. I gifted my pre-90s bialetti to my gf. At least the e&b filters are good.
I tried bulletproof coffee today, where you put a tablespoon of ghee and MCT oil in your morning cuppa. Don't do it bros. Absolutely shitting myself all day, nonstop diarrhea. At the end of the afternoon I think it's subsiding, but it got to the point where nothing but water is coming out. Fuck whoever said bulletproof coffee is good for you
>>20395136>Pouringover.jpgHow is this any different then a conventional coffee maker, other then being a needless hassle?
>>20411050>Don't do it bros.worry not bro most of us are not influenceable retards
>bought df54 from states>UPS hits me with a $100 customs & import feeEpic
>>20411163DHL did the same to me but from chinanot only did they hit me with a import and customs fee that meant it was stuck in limbo until i paidbut once it cleared customs i was then informed that they had delivered it to a depot(about 20 minutes drive from my town) and would require another $100 "remote delivery fee" to drive it the rest of the wayand i was not allowed to go to the depot to pick it up myselfso i essentially had to pay ransom for an item i had already paid for
>>20411163My wug was only like $80 in fees kek.
>>20411057you gain a great deal of control over the final cup in exchange for being a part of the brewing processplus its fun
Direct lever kino from the 8th page? I think so.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXcEvCLzVf8
>>20412620golden rule is trash anyway
bought thisr8
>>20410360Tried their beans once and returned them to Costco because they tasted like literal dirtI'd recommend Fernwood because they actually know what they're doing and they list the actual estates their beans come from
>>20412721solid choice for month-old grocery store shit, i know the guys at mogiana and they're in the same basket
>>20412620do they ship internationally?
>>20412761>shipping from australia to eu/nalol
>>20412769it's all in a good cause
haha what the fuck, i put unknown date israeli turkish in an aeropress and it's actually competitive with my brazilian natural. 1:30 ratio being nice means it's hard robusta too. nutty as hell. doing this the cowboy (bag instructions) way makes such disgusting swill that i'm shocked this is even drinkable
>>20394870Whats the best place to get beans by the pound for roasting in the US?
>>20412806check the pastebin
>>20412821If you don't know just say so.
>>20412824hey retardi was there when it was writteni know what's in the pastebincheck itand then blow your fucking brains out
>>20412830>Lying on the internet.Pathetic.
>>20400065How about piccolo lattes and red velvet cake?
>>20412834https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzLINE 37: WHERE SHOULD I BUY COFFEE?LINE 89-94: GREEN COFFEELINE 90: https://sweetmarias.com/now please eat rat poison and throw yourself down a stormwater drain.
>>20412842I'm sorry you're this unhappy man.
>>20412848im sorry that you dont know how to use googleor read the opor follow instructions
>>20412851You're so angry.
>>20412854>t.
>>20412855Why did you post a selfie?
>>20412700Grim. 1/10.
>>20412700This guy has lots of vids on how to get most out of that delonghi.
>>20413227good vids but shit prep
>>20412842why do only two out of five of the green importers in the pastebin consistently list the varietal of a given coffee? i know its not the most important detail but its not like they stand to lose anything by listing ithappymug doesnt even list the processing method half the time, like wtf
>>20413594Those are shitty sites the op pulled as filler.https://royalcoffee.com/crown-jewels/https://thecaptainscoffee.com/https://primegreencoffee.org/https://www.greencoffeebuyingclub.com/index.php?board=11.0
>>20412854>>20412857You are embarrassing. Trying to cope for being a complete bumbling fuckwit incapable of doing a simple action by saying that >>20412851 is angry. As though that somehow invalidates his assertion.
>>20413777ty heavenly tripsi know nothing about pastebins, is it possible to add these to it?
Can you heat iced coffee (coffee that's been in the fridge with milk)? It's not cold brew.
>>20414697try it and report back with your findings
>>20414697of course you can, that doesn't necessarily mean it'll be a great idea
>>20414715>>20414720I tried it. Not great but not the worst thing I've had.
>>20414957kek, every time
>Ded thread
>>20416172Its a shame. We had a good thing going here.
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>>20416361I'll be here sipping lemongrassy ethiopians while she sinks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehegg2OMVOY
why does my light roast pour over taste like amazing diner coffee? strong but not bitter. I can't get any of the sweetness, acidity, or the tasting notes. Is it just over extracted?
>>20416611what temp are you brewing at?what do the beans smell like freshly ground? Also if it's not bitter you can keep grinding finer.
>>2041688893c because I live in Denver and my water is a rolling boil at that temperature.Very fresh coffee. Roasts the same week or after letting it rest for a while.Grind finer even though it already tastes very strong?
>>20416172>>20416345im on a coffee detoxbut i did have the coffee that came with the latest standard issue before i startedits very good
>>20416897I'd be trying to push ey further with a higher ratio. Also your coffee is probably just too gassy. Reminds me I should try the hambela buliye I roasted a month ago.
>>20416897like that another anon said, if it's a light roast you can afford to let your beans degas a bit longer like an extra week or twoAlso have you had these beans before? Maybe this batch was a dud
>>20416946>>20416990I have month-old coffee from S&W and still have this "issue". This is with many different kinds of coffee. It takes great, just not how the coffee I drank at SCA last weekend tasted.
>>20417030Sounds like it may be time for you to move onto a more unimodal grinder. What are you using and what were they using at sca?
>>204170401zpresso ZP6, SCA had all sorts of crazy grainders that I'll never buy. I keep a Kingrinder K6 at work.Do I need flat burrz?
>>20417046Big flats can definitely change the presentation. Unmuddy some flavors.
>>20417056>This is one person's experience with burrs they have lived withOne would have to be insane to trust the grinder opinion of anyone who found it necessary to own that many coffee grinders.
>>20409752Kek I wish I was in the room for this o e>Hey you know how some coffee snobs are too good for electric grinders and they use these little dildo grinders>Well guess what I just came up with
>>20409752yeh but does it have bluetooth?
ahh10pm goffapple cake(with custard)right after a hot shower:)
Very cold morning with a covfefe I did not finish because it tasted like only milk.
>>20418549nice treereminds me of wattlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_zx6UPAx4:)
>>20418577>wattlelooks like a big forsythia
>>20418549Dis where you dispose batteries?
About to make an espresso with this, what will I think of it
>>20418770kino.
Let’s go
Smells like the scene in will winks chocolate factory where the blonde girl eats the gum and becomes huge. Super sweet and blueberry like
>>20418803>will winks chocolate factory
I have spent the last 30 minutes trying to convert the video of the espresso to a webm. I am done. It was a little under extracted but tasted delicious. My compressor website couldnt get it below 5mb for some reason
>>20418910>My compressor websitezoomzoom?>tryffmpeg -i ${path/to/video.mp4} -crf 50 -c:v livbvpx-vp9 -an output.webmplay with crf value for desired quality/size
>>20414957How many times has a coffee deceived you with its smell?
>>20418956>zoomzoom?yes>>try>ffmpeg -i ${path/to/video.mp4} -crf 50 -c:v livbvpx-vp9 -an output.webmwtf is that
>>20419026Command line tool for doing a bunch of audio/video shit. If that's too hard try handbrake and master of webm.
>>20419040>Command lineno zoomer has ever used the command line
>>20419026>wtf is thatwhat the website you're using is acting as a thin layer for
>>20419075if you dont know machine code, maybe lower your tone.
well beanbros, are they right?
>>20419113>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPGR46JjGrc
>>20419113Couldn't be more wrong. Shit grinder, plastic internals and someone just posted in this thread about the flow control breaking on their bes840(express without the grinder).
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