HELP I NEED IDEAS ON WHAT FOOD TO STOCKPILE FOR THE UPCOMING NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
Beans
Too late now bro....
>>܂20401175Rice
Just stock up on iodine tablets and have some buddies with guns. They're small and store well and everyone will trade everything for them.
Only 90 seconds
>>20401175DEENZ!
Why would you want to live through it? Get enough shit for a few months. If shit isn'T fixed by then you might as well end it
It doesn’t matter. Your food will be contaminated with fallout. Get anything, and then consume as much of it as possible in order to die faster.
variety is the spice of life
get some house cows and you will want for nothing
>>20401307>she doesn't put her ice cream tray in the freezer to pre-chill it so it doesn't melt the ice cream block
>>20401307what about allspice? you don't need variety when you have all spices in a single spice
Bakker Bukkets
>>20401175Potato flakesLegumes Freeze dried veggiesSalted meatsDried mushroomsFuckton of water purification tabletsDried fruits and berries would be pretty great too
>>20401311The cows milk will be contaminated with fallout
>>20401426Wow. Such innovation from xer.
Serious post though.Just get fat.Body fat is the highest concentration of calories and vitamins you can get.
>>20401464You still need to supplement B-vitamins and electrolytes or you will die.
you might want a few alternatives too fresh ingredients like canned potatoes, meat, fats, powdered milk, dehydrated ingredients. But most importantly don't go to hard on the prep food stuff and don't stare too much on the bbd. just buy extra of stuff you usually keep and eat regularly and rotate that
>>20401437each spice has its own place sometimes you dont want paprika and thyme when youre trying to use garlic powder
>>20401484Where do those come from in nature? Animals in the woods survive somehow, but how?
>>20401441wack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K6uhZCB62k
>>20401658lmao
>>20401658From food? We're talking about an obese person surviving off of stored fat for an extended period of time. Not a lot of obese animals starving themselves in nature.
>>20401694Lots of animals get fat and then survive on their fat for months. Quit being a jerk and pretending you don't understand how things work.If you can store most of your calories in body fat it's going to be way easier to carry around and protect than cases of garbage food most of which has low or no nutrients and is just filler anyway.
>>20401175Just start building up your tolerance to nuclear radiation and the world will be your oyster while cringe leadites wither away and die.
>>20401757And most obese people aren't reducing their core temperature, and metabolic rate to go into a state of hibernation when they starve themselves. Animals that hibernate for months, and survive off of fat have physiological differences from humans that allow them to do that without dying.
Get back to /pol/ you doom posting retard
>>20401665I love the part where he starts choking on the soup, it's such a perfect moment of unintentional comedy.
>>20401175T-bone steaksCheese, eggsWelch's grape
pickled eggs
>>20401770>And most obese people aren't reducing their core temperature, and metabolic rate to go into a state of hibernation when they starve themselves.But that's what happens when you're fasting and sleeping you retard lmao.
>>20402235Pickled beets are the real preppers choice. >>20401222Are we closer to or further from than when Trump made mean tweets?
>>20402288If a human reduces their core temperature by the same amount as a hibernating bear, they die of hypothermia. Likewise bears do not need to drink water or urinate for long durations while hibernating, but humans will die of dehydration. There are physiological differences that make it necessary for a human to supplement certain vitamins and electrolytes to survive extended periods of starvation, or water fasting. I don't get why you're trying to argue with me. Go ahead and try to survive for 4 months on nothing but water, and get back to us.
>>20401175Make pemmican it can last for decades if storred right.
>>20401222kill for gain or shoot to maim but we don’t need a reason
>>20401222What happens when the clock hits midnight? Or is it just political theatre?
>>20401658Rabbits get it in a form bioavailable to them by eating their own poop.
Dry eggsDry milkWhole grain (farana or red wheat for the better nutrition)Canned goods especially meat and butter.RiceBeansBeansBeansStart planting native fruit and nut trees in your local park because you can passively grow more than you can eat waiting for the shit to hit the fan
>World War 3 trends on Shitter (a-fucking-gain)>everyone: "aaaaaa we're all gonna die just like last time"
The mormons have it all figured out to a T. They'll even quote you what it costs to buy the storage rack.
>>20403977Nuclear weapons is the difference, smart guy. Point taken about the doomers, but it's a little different now.
>>20403986World War 3 will be an economic dick-swinging competition between large economies angsty that their economy isn't economying enough. The only nuclear-capable idiots stupid enough to use nukes are Iran and Israel and if those idiots want to turn their fuck-nothing desert into fuck-nothing glass, let them.
>>20404010Wrong. Nuclear powers won't nuke each other directly because they know they'd get a nuke right back, but the nuke-free allies of nuclear powers are going to get nuked as a demonstration of will.
>>20404044who the fuck doesn't fall under a nuclear umbrella? we gonna be nuking Africa?
>>20401844Kleenex for the kids tears
>>20404055Everybody who doesn't control their own nuclear weapons, when push comes to shove.
I weigh almost 300 pounds, and have quite a lot of ramen noodles. Think I'll be fine b.
>>20401180Beans/peas. Those niggas ain't dead I had some in my storage for a few years and when soaking they sprouted after a week. Planted those bitches, finna have beans all summer
>>20402689Political theatre. If it hits midnight, it's not like anything will happen, it's all just a metaphor for how fucky the world is at any time. I think the farthest it's been from midnight is like 17 minutes. For the past decade, it's been within 2 minutes, so it's definitely "two more weeks" level of shitposting.
>>20401175tato chip :)
>>20401222explain this twitter nothing meme
>>20404710its an observation that despite it always seeming like something big is about to happen, nothing ever actually happens
>>20404710also just because you dont know what it is doesnt mean its a twitter meme retard, "nothing ever happens" has been a saying on this shitty website for a decade now
>>20401180those post-apocalyptic farts are going to be CRAZY
>>20401175I'll be having whatever you are stockpiling.
>>20404044Kek. This LMFAO.
Cute. Hide in your hole for like 2 weeks, not realizing radiation last thousands of years.
>>20404044China will take over that region. Russia can have Ukraine plus a few more European countries. What about USA? Maybe USA can have parts of Europe too. Lol. Then after ww3, it's pretty much the same but with 2 major powers and USA will keep getting browner.
>>20402235Is that show from funny?
>>20403966Remember to stratify your nuts guys.
>>20401175potable waterRifle+ammocrystal methEat whoever you kill
>>20401449thats why you keep them in the house with you
>>20401175>NEED IDEAS ON WHAT FOOD TO STOCKPILEyou're already too lateif you were serious about this shit you wouldve got into gardening and fishing years ago and already have solar panels and a rainwater tank on your house.
>>20401449anon nukes havent made radioactive fallout for decadesshit's a relic from really old nukes back when the technology was new
>>20404710ever played Hearts of Iron 4?the Doomsday Clock is basically the RL version of the World Tension meter in-game. 12:00am midnight = 100% World Tension aka: how fucked we are -ometer.
>>20401175vast quantities of canned butter
>>20406100You're thinking of fission/fusion products and yeah it's pretty negligible because more efficient fusion = a better bomb.The other kind of fallout is (radioactivly) hot dirt kicked up by surface bursts.The best advice is to follow the 7-10 rule and don't live downwind from any hard targets like command bunkers, silos, etc.
>>20406113except as gauged by histrionic libtards
>>20403966Seconding dry milk. Because it's a "just add water" product, meaning no heat/electricity to prepare it.
>2024 >still believing in happenings
>>20406133pretty muchthe people that "study" and parrot this shit are the 350k starting /sci/ types that piss and shit their pants at the thought of not being able to get Starbucks tomorrow
>>20406100Isn't a lot of nukes old Soviet era stock though? Not implying that the OP thought Russia/US was gonna get into a tussle but aren't they like 90% of global nukes?
>>20406282guarantee the US actually maintains and updates its weapons while disposing of ones past their use-by dateblyats arent even capable of invading a country 10x smaller than them, good chance their nukes dont even fucking work.
>>20406282Old means OLD, like 50's/60's old. Nuclear weapons have a shelf life, even with dedicated maintenance.One could try to use a device of that age but it'd either fizzle (incomplete fusion/fission), detonate it's explosives only or just dud.
>>20406292nukes aren’t real, the Hiroshima bomb was a conventional explosive, wake up
>>20406292Pre-bananquest '22, Russia's nuclear arsenal was one of the things they actually took seriously and was subject to international inspection like the arsenalss of everyone not named Israel or North Korea. Their delivery is where more doubt lies, but I'd imagine most of their warheads still work. This might get more questionable as the situation drags on. But the US badly needs new warheads in it's own right and new land-based delivery systems
>>20406292Correct, USA spent 34B in 2019 to maintain nukes out of 637B for the entire defense budget. Russia's total defense budget for 2019 was 69B; now factor in the kickbacks, skimming, and stealing. That Dacha ain't gonna buy itself.
>>20401175Just stockpile bodyfat, you can go for a really long time without eating.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast>Scotsman Angus Barbieri (1939 – 7 September 1990) fasted for 382 days,[1] from June 14, 1965 to June 30, 1966. He lived mainly on tea, coffee, sparkling water, and vitamins while living at home in Tayport, Scotland, and frequently visiting Maryfield Hospital for medical evaluation. He lost 276 pounds (125 kg) and set a record for the length of a fast.[2]Hunger goes away if you ignore it, at which point you just start burning fat.
>>20406315>land-based delivery systemsMETAL GEAR???
>>20401426I'm a woman.
All the food in the world wont mean shit if you dont have idodine tablets
TWO. MORE. WEEKS!
>>20401175There is no nuclear holocaust coming. Go eat a hamburger.
>>20406634Yeah just get fat and unhealthy in the event the world goes to hell.
>>20404802yeah
>>20406656In a pinch you can consume a couple of drops of Betadine a day, but if you can't block radiation altogether you're still screwed unless you can get to a place that can. The food stockpile is more in the hope of not being in a fallout zone.
>>20406100It so happens I just finished reading an in-depth article in a major newspaper on this very subject, and no, unfortunately fallout will still be a major concern.
>>20401175deviled eggs seem to last forever
>>20404802its sunny, but also funny.
>>20401658unironically dirt. Streptomyces produce vitamin B, we used to get it from eating with our hands and accidently eating some dirt as well because... they were dirty
>>20402235i made pickled eggs once, they aren't very good
>>20404795Hope someone told the Japanese. Little fellas are still living there.
>>20401658Cows are essentially made entirely out of grass. The microbiome does all sorts of crazy shit to convert GRASS into everything they need to become huge hulking beasts capable of producing milk, butter, cheese, steaks, liver, etc. This is all done by single-celled organisms in their gut.
>>20401175Soylent but extract and exterminate the soy and replace it with milk
>tfw you lived long enough to see ww3dont know how I should feel at this point
>>20409269>>tfw you lived long enough to see ww3its called the cold war. and it never ended.
>>20409269>tfw you're too old for the draftSuck my grandpa dick, zoomers. Enjoy dying for Ukraine and Israel.
>>20401175>Nuclear HolocaustCan’t come soon enough.
>>20409278It's called WW1. It never ended
>>20409279This, good luck everyone else I'm staying home to watch the carnage on TV and eating pizza
>>20409605aka Kalergi planaka Jaffe memo
>>20401175Sugar and wine yeast, if you're the only one with booze in the apocalypse everyone will want to trade with you.
Stockpile a few tons of salt n sugar and you're set. It'll be in high demand once supply lines are cut and never expires.Flour is also obviously a good choice but you'll get bugs if you store it for too long.
>>20409605It's called the Hundred Years War, and it never ended
>>20407343You're allowed to have SOME bodyfat you fucking fool. There's a middleground between skeleton and landwhale.
>>20404795>radiation last thousands of yearsStop listening to cold war boomer bullshit. Before too long the levels are back to more or less what the planet's background radiation is.
>>20401175Just get an AR with a decent 1-4x or 1-6x scope, 2 solid 9mm pistols, and a decent 12ga shotgun. Stockpile the ammo, then just take what you want from the idiots who didn't do this.
>>20401437okay Townsends
>>20404795Actually, I believe the biggest issue is groundwater contamination. Radioactive dust is most dangerous for something like 60-90 days. After that, shampoo and soap decontamination can get rid of the majority of it. But finding clean water would be the issue.
>>20401665REALLIVEMEXICANS
>>20410474/thread
>>20410474Ever hear the stories of the aftermath of hurricane Katrina in the late 00s? Swathes of Florida decimated, infrastructure and supplies fucked. Communities banded together to help each other until everything got back to normal. That is, everyone besides the darkies who saw this as their chance to go out looting and pillaging. From what I hear the authorities didn't bother investigating the reports of human remains turning up in the Everglades after they'd been shot and dumped there for the gators.Don't become another body in the Everglades, anon. Don't think you're some 200 IQ one man army.
>>20401175where you live is more important than what you stockpile. pick a location far from any military target and you're probably in farming area anyway. stockpile some dry shit other people have suggested, get some fruit trees established, and focus on growing some shit in shade that can survive in cooler temperatures. Established trees will get through with some care, but annuals will get fucked by a 20% reduction in sunlight for a few years.
>>20404795oh yeah, i wonder how hiroshima could ever recover....retard
>>20410557Florida? Everglades? Hurricane Katrina? The fuck are you talking about? Yeah, Katrina went over South Florida and did some damage, but only like 14 people died. You're thinking of New Orleans, Louisiana where it made landfall as a category 5, broke the levees, and like 1000 people drowned.
>>20410474No. I'm human. I'm stockpiling food and will be sharing it with the helpless.
>>20410789>*gets robbed by man with weapon*
>>20401175just be a raider
>>20412445So what? I die as a human with a song in my heart. Your bestial malice and avarice is internal decay.
