>buy bag of potatoes>4 days later every one has eyes>throw out untouched bagso fucking sick of buying potatoes
>>20413614Eat it anyways faggot. You're weak and gay
I love poopin and shittin
>>20413614That's a male
>>20413614you have to store them properly
>>20413614Can't you cut eyes off? Or are they like mold where if it's on the surface it's already throughout the whole body already?
>>20413614that's why you buy frozen potatoes. they are fine and last forever.
>>20413667What is this, korea? Why do you hate your eyes so much?
>>20413642theyre in a dark pantry
>>20413641you're a male
>>20413614Then stop buying potatoes. Simple as.
>>20413614>so fucking sick of buying potatoesIt's not just Potatoes, I have have found this with many fruit and veg items.They hold them in warehouses and sometimes artificially age them with Gas, it's just a ploy to increase turnover.I remember my parents (I'm 58) buying large sacks of spuds and they would last weeks, now you are lucky if they don't start sprouting after a few days. Also - What's with the tranny pictures?
what a waste of food. as long as they haven't gone soft or green, the potatoes are perfectly fine; just knock off the eyes with your finger nail. bitching about the old days while throwing away food - the old days would have slapped you for it.in the future, store them in the dark, and away from apples or aliums. you could always plant them too.
Keep them in a dark cool area, peel them before cooking. You don't even have to peel them completely just brush them. It's not rocket surgery.
>>20413614
>>20413815You need to make one to represent baked potato enjoyers.
Is that Briana Woo?
>>20413614Ywnbaw >>20413700Chapstick, you need it more than you need attention, which is to say, you are in dire need of chapstick
>>20414146>lust provoking imageanon... I don't know how to tell you this...
>>20414960>chapstick That nigga needs to shave his chin and trim all the fried doll hair. He would immediately look much better. And that looks like a meth pipe burn on the lip.
>>20413731Do you grow any plants? I haven’t tried growing taters but I’m expanding strawberry production this year (hoping for 50lbs).I should go to the farmer’s market more often but I never feel like I’m getting a good deal.
Autism
>>20413614Just cut them off are you serious? You also throw out cheese with mold?
>>20413614potatoes are best like your mom. purchased loose.
>>20413731Where do you live? Here in Canada I usually buy a big sack of potatoes once a month or so and can't remember the last time I had big eyes growing
I keep my potatoes in my fridge
>>20415456I thought you weren't sposta do that. Is that okay to do that? the yumidity doesn't get to them?
>>20415460Sounds like a conspiracy to get you to buy potatoes more often. Fridge is best way to store them
that's just the potato trying to grow roots again. it's a good thing it means it's still bioactive and resisting fungus and such. it's only a problem if you let too many of them grow because they're sucking all the nutrients out of the potato. just cut them off, pansy
>>20415460It's all about time.When stored in the fridge in potatoes over time the starch is decomposed into sugar -in other words they become weirdly sweet. But that takes a while and happens gradually, a few weeks are usually fine in the fridge.>>20415487As soon as the potato is growing roots the solanine content explodes. Solanine definitely is not a healthy substance, hency why you should always cut away green spots or if the whole tato is green better throw it away, or at least only eat limited quantities of them. But if they just started growing you can just cut them away, it#s all a matter of dosage.
>>20415404yes anon, we know that when you live in a frozen tundra it is very easy to conserve food
You have to eat them soon because potatoes are sentient beings that have been kidnapped and knocked out. If they sit too long they wake up and open their eyes.
>>20414967Don't mince words, I'm a big boy
>>20413702No, you've got mail.
>>20414023How does your status as a stoner affect your enjoyment of potatoes?
>>20416530DNA test results showing Y chromosomes.
>>20415404Your potatoes are sprayed with a chemical to stop them from sprouting. If you live in a non-shithole (EU) country, your potatoes start sprouting eyes after a couple days in the pantry.
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>>20416645they could get potatoes from the USAfood in canada was better across the board from what we get down here when i visited shame what happened to the place
>>20413641Some men just have long hair it doesn't make them a troon
>>20417400True, but those glasses and nose rings make him look like a mentally ill homo trying to appear feminine.
>>20417412+ hair dye
>>20417412Skrillex did it
>>20417420You can get away with strange behavior if you're a rockstar.
>>20413614Stop storing them in warm areas, if your pantry is above 70 them put the potatoes in the fridge. Furthermore, if you eat your potatoes instead of letting them sit around you wouldnt have this problem...
>>20417165nah this is a woman, you guys are just brainrotted so you see trannies on every corners.
>>20413695It's better you don't know
>>20417445And Briana Wu is woman too, isn't she?
>>20413614Why not just buy the amount of potatoes you need instead of a whole bag?
>>20413700Why do you have so many ugly women with potatoes?
>>20413614Plant them in the ground, make baby potatoes.
>>20418230>womenanon, recalibrate your peepers
>>20416645These are potat I bought from the store, but in the summer and fall my potatoes come from local markets or my garden and I'm usually still eating local potatoes st Christmas which I bought or harvested in September October and they don't start growing eyes. It's usually only when one has been forgotten lost in a corner for 4 or 5 months getting into spring that I'll find eyes growing. It sounds like you mostly get sold old potatoes.
>>20413614What are you eyephobic?
>>20418777they kinda gross me out. if theyre small ill be ok withh them but when its every potato in the bag....different story>>20418775>potatfilename
>>20417820Potatoes by the bag at Aldi are cheaper than loose potatoes at Ralphs. Shrug emoji.>>20413614Yes, I DO keep picrel in my pantry at all times. Fresh potatoes are great and highly versatile but sometimes you just want mashed taters ASAP.
>>20413614just slice off the eyes and soft spots, faggot. Or plant them.
>>20418664>>20418785Why do you have so many pictures of trannies with potatoes?
Is there a whole corner on the darkweb about the theme "Men dressed like ugly women holding or surrounded by potatoes"?What's going on here?
>>20418862i have others with potatoes as well
>>20418888Don't kink shame.
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>>20419004I don't recall allowing you to (You) meIdiot
>>20418230taters easy to shape and turn into cramming devices
>>20413614The heat of the colon cooks the potatoes
I keep mine in some brown paper in a cardboard box in a drawer. They stay fine for a month at least. Keeping other veggies nearby can offgas some stuff to make them bad, I read.
>>20419100not really, you need to get the potato to about 205-210 degrees F
>>20420034right on time kek
>>20420021sous vide
>>20413614Just peel them, you stupid faggot.
>>20413614I store mine in the fridge and they last for weeks before developing eyes.
>>20413614You've got a veg prep knife? Potato eyes are no problem at all.Don't throw them out until they're actually rotting, and then only when it's so much that you can't cut the bit out. Potatoes last really well if you can keep them in a cool dark dry place.
>>20413614Your nose has more spots than those potatoes.
>>20413614Keep them in the dark, but aired, and far away from onions, bananas. Rub off eyes if they appear.
>>20421332Shit, I'm not supposed to store them near onions?
>>20413614Barathrum the Spirit Breaker is a lordly and powerful being, a fierce and elemental intelligence which chose to plane-shift into the world of matter to take part in events with repercussions in the elemental realm that is his home. To that end, he assembled a form that would serve him well, both in our world and out of it. His physical form borrows from the strengths of this world, blending features both bovine and simian--horns, hooves and hands--as outward emblems of his inner qualities of strength, speed and cunning. He wears a ring in his nose, as a reminder that he serves a hidden master, and that this world in which he works is but a shadow of the real one.
