Why didn't anyone tell me about this method for making egg salad?
>>20414583Who actually makes egg salad?
I can't speak for everyone else but I didn't tell you personally because I don't like you
>>20414583There are people who don’t do this?
>>20414606Nobody likes egg salad.
>>20414583Those rounded edges on the grill seems not so perfect. Use a $2 egg slicer and flip the egg.
>>20414583Grates are a PITA to clean and a fork isn't.
>>20414616Why cant you just put you're great in the dishwasher?
>>20414614>unitasker dropped
>>20414583Also OP when hard-boiling a ton of eggs for salad, use a thumbtack or something to prick a hold in the big end of the egg right before boiling to let gas escape and make the surface of the egg smooth (no bottom indentation) after peeling especially if the kind you buy happen to have thin shells from the breed of hen that laid them.https://lifehacker.com/you-should-poke-a-hole-in-your-eggs-before-boiling-them-1846669334Also starting the eggs in rolling boil water and then shocking the eggs in ice water immediately after boiling makes them easier to peel:https://www.seriouseats.com/the-secrets-to-peeling-hard-boiled-eggshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb0Elaa6gxY
>>20414630Get yourself a kuchenprofi
>>20414622my great what?
>>20414670You're great to cut the egg's with.
>>20414683Please be intentionalThat would be kekworthy
>>20414690Your gay
>>20414698I'm kekking, (You)
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>>20414592Why not?
>>20414583>24>24 eggsthat's a lot of eggs
>>20414590I do, it makes a great sandwich. But I don't do 24 fucking eggs at once, 'cause I'm not making egg salad for an army brigade. I do one egg, which makes one sandwich, because fuck everybody else, they can make their own, there are hard boiled eggs in the fridge and it takes like three minutes.
>>20414758That is disgusting.
>>20414758>1 egg per sandwichwtf that's like a thin spread, you need at least 2 eggs per sandwich, I would say 2.5 eggs per sandwich is the sweet spot
>>20414758>one egg, which makes one sandwichHoly shit fucking egglet lmao
>>20414737you have to eat all the eggs
>>20414583>24-egg egg salad>in a $9 a dozen economy
>>20414829eggs are $2.50 a dozen chud
>>20414583i also watch all of brian's videos whether i like the dish or not
Same reason no one told you that the largest penguin is the emperor penguin, which stands over 90ft tall and weighs up to three metric tons (and, by contrast, the smallest penguin, the faerie penguin, is gay); you never asked.
>>20414835$1.44 for me, kiddo.What egg shortage? lmao
brian is too reddit for me. needs to be muted at the minimum, but thats a stretch
I like eggs, I like sandwiches, and I like egg sandwiches, but an egg salad sandwich is just a bad meme. Actually, ____ salad in general is a bad meme. Still don't understand why he felt the need to use 24 fucking eggs.
>>20415620egg salad and chicken salad are top tier sandwiches though
>>20414616this except fork is a pita to clean and a knife isn't
>>20414758Yeah, unless you are one of those dipshits that consider a single slice of bread that has been halved and a stuffed "1 sandwich" then no, two eggs per sarnie guy
>>20414786>>20416470Nah, the eggs I get are pretty huge, so two is too much. 1 and a third would be about perfect IMO, but fuck dealing with that.>>20415848When I clean silverware I keep a baby bottle brush (turned into an L-shape) poking out between my right hand's ring and pinky finger. A quick swipe gets the tines on forks, holes in slotted spoons, whatever. Saves time and effort.
>>20414644Or you could do what I do and just put a whole carton in the oven for 5 minutes at 400f.
>>20415813Egg salad is absolutely not a good sandwich unless you like eatng feces.
>>20414583My mom has been doing that for years
>>20414583I've been paying people to make sure you didn't find out actually. Someone is in big trouble
>>20415263He's the least reddit out of all popular cooks
>>20414710because it takes you so long to finish making the egg salad
>>20414705babe I told you stop posting on 4chan without giving your number because they can't actually contact us or see it until you swipe right
>>20414607WRONGthat shiznit is DELICIOUS (if it's made correct and fresh)
>>20416819He has some redditisms but he actually knows what he is talking about and has some good recipes.
>>20414583Because it is shit. If you slice it you get nice cube and it doesn't look like you just ran your fork through it.
>>20418871grates are shaped like squares though, and the whites and the yolk separate so you get cubes
