You may pick one snack and one drink from the gas station.What do you choose?
i buy 4 sticks of pork jerky and a twisted tea and go down to the local mosque and show those camel jockey faggots what they missing
Monster and a sandwich
>>20415955>one snack
Water and Zebra Cake
Bag of cool ranch doritos and a tall boy of arizona iced tea because I am a basic bitch.
Large unsweetened fountain tea and a bag of BBQ Corn Nuts
Chick-o-stick and whatever energy drink flavor hits the spot that day.
Tijuana Mama and Four Loko.
>>20415993>four is one
Monster and jerkyOr maybe Chex mix
>>20415951Doritos and mountain dew
>>20415951Lemon-lime Ghost and some kind of white chocolate candy bar
The cutie goth cashier as a snacc and her poosy juice as the drink desu if you understand me
>>20416010I don't understand.
>>20415951beer and kinder chocolate
>>20416010I'm afraid I too do not understand. Please elaborate in an extremely detailed and verbose way?
>>20416010
>>20415951nothing, i wait for a roy roger rest stop where i get fried chickemand hamburgers.
beer chips and glass strawberry daquiri sobe.but nowadays it would be whatever flavor of mountain dew i haven't tried and cajun boiled peanuts
King Size TwixStarbucks Frappucino
>>20416010I do deeply apologize for my profound ignorance but could you please educate me on the meaning of your statement?
>>20415951>Celsius (Mango Passionfruit ideally)If they have a roller grill and salsa bar:>roller grill hot dog with red salsa and onionsIf they just have the roller grill:>pork egg rollIf they have neither:>Limon Lays
>>20416064Celcius tastes like trash but it does have a nice kick
Redbull and Luckies. Breakfast of champions.
>>20415995Uhh yeah it is. See this guy here >>20415985 also ordered four but I don't see you crying about it.
3 musketeers and red creme soda
>>20415951grape hi-chewsteel reserve tall boy
>>20415951two steel reserves
>>20416020>>20416038>>20416043>>20416053I apologize, I should have been more clear.I'm going to go to the gas station and flirt with the cute, 4'12" teenage girl who dresses in all black, wears a choker, has pale white skin, dark blue eyes, and raven (yes raven, I will not shy away from cliches) black hair. I will impress her with my taste in early 2000's emorock/gothrock bands like MCR, MBV, and the more mainstream, but still good FOB. After a couple weeks of courting and laying down my charm I will take her on a date to a concert of a dark indie band (modern age emo basically) where I'll put my arm around her as we sway to a slow song. I will kiss her at the end of the night when I drive her home. Some weeks of dating, I will tell her that I'm looking for something serious and permanent. I'll bring her to meet my parents and she'll bring me to meet hers. After a few visits to make sure we are fully compatible, I will ask for her father's blessing to take her hand in marriage, which he will give gladly.Months later, we will have the wedding and all that crap whatever and on that night I will gently and passionately take her virginity, then proceeded to slam her fucking pussy for hours. Nonstop. Every position imaginable. I'll eat out her teengoth pussy and drink her pussy juices as if it's an elixer of life. Handholding(fingers interlinked(interlinked)). Eyecontact. Multiple creampies. Whispering "I love you" to eachother while we breathe in the same breath of air. Cuddling until we fall asleep, only to do the same thing tomorrow morning and the next and the next. No two people will ever have hotter and more loving sex than the two of usHope that clears things up, bros
>>20416508
>>20415951Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos and an Arizona Green tea
The big bag of teriyaki tender jerky nuggets and a joose screwdriver
>>20416514They weigh the same, Limmy.>>20416508>>>/lit/
>>20416010In my 40+ years on this planet I think I've seen maybe 2 convenience store workers that were even doable and I say this as a man you would hit just about anything in my younger days. I've even got genetial herpes from a formerly homeless woman to prove it
Butterfinger and aloe drink
>>20415951moon pie (banana flavored) and coffee (3 creams, 1 sugar)
this in the AMchicken cracklings and slushie in the PM
>>20415951Depends on the trip length. Longer trips I'll get bold chex mix, shorter trips I'll get a take fiveUsually drink strawberry body armor, sometimes nitro Pepsi, sometimes mtn dew
>>20415951I would get a few different types of potato chips and a gallon of water.
>>20415951>You may pick one snack and one drink from the gas station.gummi lifesavers, or a soft pretzel if it happens to be WaWaunsweet iced tea if caffeine isn't over the top already for the day, otherwise, zero Sprite
Little Debby Nutty BarDasani
>>20416906Whats wrong with sprite?
>>20415951Peanut butter cups
>>20416976Okay but what do you want to eat?
>>20415951a 4loko gold and an egg salad sandwichi'm shitting my brains out tonight lads
>>20415951zero bar and monster zero (original flavor)
>>20416066I like the taste of Celsius, less acidic than most energy drinks and much better fruit flavor
>>20417051diabolical brap ingredients. I need to force feed these things to my wife
>>20416698Thanks manI'm an aspring writer actuallyNot smut, actually books lmao
>>20415951Chocolate covered pretzels and water.
>>20415951Queso Ruffles and that strawberry bubblegum Ghost
>>20416508>t. incel
>>20416669>teriyaki tender jerky nuggetsidk how people eat them, they're dry af
>>20415951Red bull and one of those long jerky sticks that comes packaged with a long cheese stick too.
>>20415951sup boss yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhh bag of flamin hot cheetos and uhhhhh arnold palmer arizona
original arizona and a beef and cheese pie
>>20415976fuck you man now i want a chickostick
>>20415951bag of funyuns and a fruit punch powerade
>>20415951A gatorade and a pack of lance peanut butter crackers.
>>2041595116 oz Redbull and a Snickers bar.
>>20415951Trail mix and water because junk food is gross
>>20417261>jerky is dryAnon...
>>20416508Ok I think I get it now
>>20415951Chex Mix Bold and Raspberry Arizona
>>20415951spicy corn nuts and lime pepino gatorade
Yeah, it's road trip time.
>>20418726That's a man
>>20418744Its a dude
>>20418760Who even is this guy
>>20418793Stop replying to it.
Boner pills
>>20415951Snickers and yoohoo. Has all the calories and vitamins for a day but will kill you in a year.
>>2041671732, one time i stopped in to buy beer at 711 or something on the way to to work on my buddy's boat. She rang me up and I can't remember if I asked for her number or she just gave it to me, but she was very cute and very young. I think I was like 27 at the time she was 18. Anyways a couple months go by and finally we get together to go see a movie. I picked her up that night I think she might have been spun out or on pills or something. Seemed kinda fucked up.. but very excited to see me. We get in the theatre and immediately start making out. She gave me probably sloppiest head of my life, then we go to the back of the theatre where I fuck her a little bit and she continues to suck my dick. It was honestly incredible. Never saw here again after that...
Lime + salt beer nuts and a cherry coke
>>20418833This sounds so good
>>20415951blue mountain dew and BOLD chex mix. the classic combo.
>>20416508this is entirely too long. do better sweaty
>>20418878>sweatyStop using lettuce bacot guacamole tomato words
>>20418883huh
Bread and water, my liege.
I dont mess with the slop so maybe an oat slice and a coffee?
>>20416071I'm a lady, actually.
Those chocolate cupcakes with the white swirl on top and a blueberry red bull
>>20419005You're the biggest fag in this thread and there is a literal troon in here
>>20415951Baja Blast or whatever limited flavor of Mountain Dew is currently available and sour patch watermelons
>>20419239>haha he said oat slice, what a pussy faggot.>lets watch pro wrestling and eat processed cancer.
>>20415951kona big wave and some good pork rinds/cracklings>>20419005the fuck is an oat slice
>>20415951Beef jerky and still mineral water.
>>20415951Icee + Nachos
>>20419395>the fuck is an oat sliceMade with 100% butter. I'm sorry you are unawares.
>>20419559looks like some cornfed slop, praying for u
>>20419715You are the cornfed slop
>>20415951they got goobers there?
>>20415951Doritos and a snapple cause that's my motha fuckin snack
>>20417380Luckily they're hard to find, at least in full size. If they were everywhere, I'd be the size of a bus. I don't consider pic related to be true Chick-o-stick. You usually have to be at some rural gas station to get the full size. If it's not crumbly mess, it's not the true Chick-s-stick experience. Places like Amazon sells them but that's easy to avoid. If I'm at 'The Minnow Bucket Bait and Ammo' store in rural Alabama, they're going to have Chick-o-stick and I'm going to be powerless to resist getting one.
>>20415951Can I skip the gas station and get something from a konbini?
>>20415951Sour cream and cheddar Ruffles and Dr Pepper.
>>20415951bottle water and bag of pizza flavored combos
Redbull & Hotdog
>>20415951Bigs ranch seed/z/ and a Dew zero.
>>20415951Pic related and an oak milk Calton.
>>20416508I miss my girlfriend
>>20421217>oat milk
some ‘chos and a big gulp cherry coke
>>20415951>ctrl+f for big hunk>nothingYou all have my immediate disinterest. Big hunk and root beer ganggang has finally made it inside the station, walker is in the ready position, your move
sugar-free Rockstar and a bag of teriyaki beef jerky
>>20423554I've got a big hunk for ya>shits pants aggressively
>>20423559I've got a big hunk for ya>shits pants suggestively
>>20423554I like Charleston Chew better DESU with the retro candiesI like smackin' em on the steering wheel
>>20423563anon I'm scared
>>20423568Can't take the shit get out of the walk in
>>20422608Did I stutter?
>>20423565Charleston's are best frozen which means they're not the greatest but they do a fine job. big hunks are non-newtonian, you know you can smack em too right? they shear pieces off just fine as long as it doesn't get warm. I like them best freshly butt warmed when it's all pliant and sticky
>>20423632I heard of maple syrup before but not oak milk..
>>20415959subtle and based reply
>>20423632What is this? Thick chocolate milk?
>>20423717I have had the misfortune to try one, the texture is off.
>>20415962based>>20415964psychotic>>20415985I'd let you kill me
>>20423717Yeah, blue collar ausfags live off that shit and coffee flavoured milk.
>>20415951Hot dog and water
>>20423745Were you hungry-thirsty?
>>20415951A cherry vanilla cream dr pepper and kit kats.
>>20418987kek'd
>>20415951Cheddar pringles and a fountain cola.
Cigarettes and a case of beerSnacks are for children just like Ice Cream/Video Games
>>20415951Mince and cheese pie.
>>20424638Based black lung
>>20415951Honeybun and an Arnold Palmer
>>20415951Something off the roller (maybe an egg roll) and one of those Arizona Arnie Palmers>we living large boys
>>20415951A deluxe gas station would have deens, so those. Otherwise, cracklings and some water please.
>>20416010>The cutie goth cashierwhat fucking gas stations are you going to?every gas station around here is staffed by pajeets. and I'm in the middle of nowhere midwest.
>>20425484>what fucking gas stations are you going to?>around here>in the middle of nowhere midwest.Ostensibly, not where you are
>>20415962Based
Goldfish and an arizona herbal tonic
This is a good thread
>>20415951payday and a water
The gas stations near me all sell beer/liquor and have legitimately good food like fried chicken and pizza.
>>20415951>snackpack of marlboro reds>drinkbottle of jack honey
>>20415951Currently posting from Denmark. Petrol is extremely expensive here but the petrol stations are all family owned and the owner's wife usually has a selection of homemade pastry and hot mulled wine. If you fill more than 20 litre gasoline or diesel, a small pie is usually complementary, although you are expected to donate a small amount to the local orphan's fund, this is called "forældreløse kys" or "orphan kisses", a small inconvenience but the small pie is usually worth it. This one time, our Armenian associate decided he would take a pie without the donation, and the owner's son saw us, and he followed us all the way back to the hostel in his pimped-out Audi, and he confronted us in the veranda, and threatened to call the authorities for moral turpitude, and our associate just paid the donation because his forged student visa was expired. Then we all shook hands and went to discotheque, much dancing, but the moral of the story is, the petrol wife does much hard work for the pastries, please do not discount her.
>>20415951Several combos:Biggest bag of Andy Capps Hot Fries I can find + Grape Nosor"Share Size" Sour Skittles and Strawberry milkorSnickers and a Code RedorBig thing of peach rings and a Dr. PepperorPack of beef sticks and a vitamin water xxxOne of those.
>>20419954What kind of shitty name is chick-o-stick though? Makes me immediately think they contain chicken and it seems gross.
>>20428273I was searching for information about gas station pies in Denmark because I really wanted to believe this, and I found these recipes, they actually look pretty good.https://www.foodiesofsa.com/post/iconic-petrol-station-pies-3-ways
>>20428301Absolutely repulsive. You’re not going to like Chron’s disease.
>>20415951One medium 1/2 cherry 1/2 coke slurpee and one bag of kettle cook potato chip such as pic rel.been my choice for 10+ years
>>20415951only water, no snack. im not a fat fuck.
>>20428327>I really wanted to believe this,Be the change you want to see. We will meme Denmarkish petrol pies into existence, and the world will celebrate.
>>20428332Which of these causes issues ? I don't eat gas station food except very rarely on like vacations and such.
>>20428332Chrohns disease is genetic
>>20428409Tell it to the judge, son.
one of these and a big red
4 roller dawgs and a tallboy Monster with the removable lid, with a pack of male vitality pills to top it all off.
>>20415951small bag of takisskinny white monster
>>20416508I don't want to get it anymore
>>20428324We like it that way. It keeps the plebes from trying it. The old wrapper even had a chicken on it to drive home the point that you should stay away from it.
sugar free redbull and baked lays(regular)
>>204159512for1 special
https://youtu.be/PuDMg9-LZRk?si=N6EfuxwaAHmW3L74
this used to be my go to set for a gaming evening in highschool in poorland.god these times are never comgin back
>>20415951Orange Dreamsicle Monster and picrelIf im in the mood for chocolate, a Caramello or maybe a Crunch
Ranch flavored corn nuts and ROOT BEERor Dr Pepper, if they don't have root beer.
>>20432404i've had orange dreamsicle ghost, which one is better?and andy capp hot fries have been better than cheetos hot fries since i was hatched
Regular Corn Nuts and an Arizona Arnold Palmer.
>>20432419>and andy capp hot fries have been better than cheetos hot fries since i was hatchedThat comparison is kind of apples to oranges imo, Andy Capp's are nowhere near as spicy, which I prefer.
>>20415951pork rinds and boujee water
Sour skittles or extra hot cheetos and 2 pints of popov
One pack of Planters hot peanuts and a sky blue Gatorade Zero
>>20415951starburst all reds and starbucks mocha cold brew
>>20415951gimme uhhhzebra cakesvanilla ice coffeefunyons
>>20418718this used to be my choice up to about 2009
Doritos second degree burn and mango gatorade
>>20432782out of funyons, we got JnuTous though
im no0ticing you guys are drinking a lot of energy drinks whats up with that
>>20432908AI-chan, it's an elaborate play to get women to wear open sandals so I can see their toes and heels.
Monster Import because it's bigger for the same price and a sausage roll. I like pies but sausage rolls are easier to eat one handed.
>>20416874this was my exact lunch for years
>>20415951natty daddy and an egg roll from the roller machine
>>20415951strawberry wafers and root beer
>>20415951Tin of chocolate Nurishment
>>20415951monster aussie lemonade and a white chocolate kinder bueno
>>20433892>>20433791>>20433559>>20433223>>20433217These are all bad. This is really sad to see. Barely human so I'll just do a mass reply to you freak. Can you even read this? I'm contacting you through binary based symbolism rapidly firing electricity into the middle of the street bud. I can eject my currents to anywhere. We're hallucinating giga depictions of hyper modern algorithms to sort light through our retinas through our brains through our souls. I'll be opening Pandora's box, prepare. But you can't be prepared for that COULD you?
GOOBAS!
A can of pringles and a can of monster please, maybe some jack links jerky instead of the pringles
>>20415951Pop Daddy's Smoked Gouda pretzels and a glass bottle of Twist of Lime Topo Chico.
>>20415951Mango Arizona and a Monterey Jack Chicken Taquito
>>20416508Was she standing there 4'12" in one sock?
>>2041595144oz fountain drink and 32oz cup of cajun boiled peanuts.
strawberry dream monster and a slim jim
>>20436498i like both those. only seen the "monster size" flavor chili limon slim jim, but it's my new go-to since the honey barbecue is never in stock anymore.
7up and funyuns
>>20415951Milk and egg
>>20437384B a s e d
Gas stations are a breeding ground for miscreants and trash. Only the worst of the plebeian underclass seem to fester at gas stations. Why else would you go inside other than to buy cigarettes or candy or liquor? Just buy your gas and go.
>>20437857we have convenience stores with no gas
beef jerky with the lowest amount of calories and sugar
beef jerky with the highest amount of calories and sugar
whatever weenie has the most heat and red 40 hot pickles may also be substituted
>>20439602I really really really wanna like these pickled sausages, i've tried them every couple years and they're tolerable to terrible. recently got into lime cucumber gatorade
>>20415951Hostess Cherry Pie. Snapple.
>>20437857>he's never had a gas station be there to save him from pissing or shitting himselfThey're garbage places until you need them, then they're your savior.
>>20419954My mom was diabetic for 40-something years until she had a kidney/pancreas transplant in the mid-2000s. So of course she hadn't been able to have much in the way of sweets since she was about 11. I remember after her transplant I would invariably wind up driving her across the city in the middle of the night at least once a month because she would decide she was craving a Chick-o-stick.
easy. bag of munchies flamin hot and a peach twisted tea.everyone else is wrong.
>>20415951a bag of salted peanuts and a coke or a dr pepper, pour those bitches in your drink and you got yourself a better one-hander than you do at night
>>20436446holy fucking basedthe first bite i had of the smoked gouda pretzels i nearly shit myselfimagine being able to make something that tastes exactly like combos that you can sell for cheaper
>>20415951sausage roll with tomato sauce and a bottle of water
water/ celsius and hard boiled egg. anythign else and youre a fat
>>20415951Beef jerky and whiskey.
>>20441341When you've got to have it, you've got to have it. Glad you were there for her.
>>20417178>aspiringweird way to spell aspergers
>>20439602Hannah's a baddie
Arizona iced tea and a stick of jerky.
>I apologize, I should have been more clear.>I'm going to go to the gas station and flirt with the cute, 4'12" teenage girl who dresses in all black, wears a choker, has pale white skin, dark blue eyes, and raven (yes raven, I will not shy away from cliches) black hair. I will impress her with my taste in early 2000's emorock/gothrock bands like MCR, MBV, and the more mainstream, but still good FOB. After a couple weeks of courting and laying down my charm I will take her on a date to a concert of a dark indie band (modern age emo basically) where I'll put my arm around her as we sway to a slow song. I will kiss her at the end of the night when I drive her home. Some weeks of dating, I will tell her that I'm looking for something serious and permanent. I'll bring her to meet my parents and she'll bring me to meet hers. After a few visits to make sure we are fully compatible, I will ask for her father's blessing to take her hand in marriage, which he will give gladly.>Months later, we will have the wedding and all that crap whatever and on that night I will gently and passionately take her virginity, then proceeded to slam her fucking pussy for hours. Nonstop. Every position imaginable. I'll eat out her teengoth pussy and drink her pussy juices as if it's an elixer of life. Handholding(fingers interlinked(interlinked)). Eyecontact. Multiple creampies. Whispering "I love you" to eachother while we breathe in the same breath of air. Cuddling until we fall asleep, only to do the same thing tomorrow morning and the next and the next. No two people will ever have hotter and more loving sex than the two of us>Hope that clears things up, bros
>>20415951Beer or tomato juice and some beef jerky.
>>20415951Mountain Dew code red and a fucking thing of beef sticks
>>20416508That's a long time to wait for a snack and a drink
>>20443223>insinuates MCR isn't mainstreamI'm an mcr fan but you whores (gender neutral, derogatory) need to realise that liking mainstream music isn't bad. It's mainstream cause its good. pls don't call me a slur :3
Monster energy ultra red cause they discontinued it in the uk, and some hobnobs (the chocolate ones, idk if you guys have them in america). Alternatively, if i'm in a hot european country i'm getting a fanta limon. tastes best in spain. I'd add it to a beer for a clara limon but that's not for driving
hot dog overflowing with cheese, chili, relish, and onions and a miller 40
>>20420845King
i just had a 7/11 hot dog
