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>>20416869Can't hassle the Hoff.
>>20416876I can
>>20416869deep fry it
>>20416882Go ahead and try
>>20416869liberal application of vinegar and salt and/or other herbs and seasoning (a dash of ground tarragon across the bow is nice), get some nice dipping sauces (ketchup #1 but feel free to try whatever like maybe some coffee mixed with A-1 or perhaps a yellow mustard and melted dark chocolate mix)
>>20416893I'll hassle you right now
>>20416869Reminds me of that picture of the hand that was caught in some shit like an automatic can opener and the skin on his fingers was cut into ribbons
Stick it up your doo doo maker
mayo drizzle
>>20416933I know he's the inferior product but he'll always be my favorite because my dad and him used to get wasted back in the day at some discotheque in Marseilles
>>20416869Retarded question, but how do I make that?
>>20417135Take two wood chopsticks and put them along side of the potato and cut pushing straight downStart in the middle and work your way to the endsSometimes with very old potatoes they won't cook right and stay rock hard when you cut them too thinI have no idea what the science is behind it and if anyone knows I'd love to hear it, even if it's just a theory
>>20416869Eat that!
>>20416869what kind of bug is this
Wipe, flush. Wash hands.
>>20417135Spiral slicer. Its a tool with a blade you crank things into (usually potato) that cuts in a spiral
>>20417077and then everybody clapped
>>20417737No my dad ran ....stuff during the 70s. That's all there was to do, unemployment was, like, 25 percent in France
>>20417761>unemployment was, like, 25 percent in Francewhy are they so lazy?
>>20417765The French are nothing but treacherous, work-shy, land burning peasants
>>20417765Iunno my dad had a pretty successful smol buidness
>>20417769If France never funded the war of independence USA would still be a colony of England.
>>20417702>doesn't know how to make hasselback potatoesOh Karen
>>20418179>hates the English>too lazy and weak so they just pay the Americhads to kick their assesA cowardly way to do things but hey whatever works right
>>20417761>My dad ran drugs, aren't you impressed?Your dad was more trash than the average Frog.
>>20417765Why are wagies so pathetic?
oh boy i cant wait to sink my teeth into these hassleb-ACK!!!
>>20418308Actually his biggest gig was tile, roofing tile
>>20419207I bet he sucked cocks
>>20419291Nah he hated the gays, a priest tried to perp on him when he was a kid, he set his desk on fire and got kicked out of schoolHe did tell me he once made out with a girl, turned out to be a tranny, so he pistol whipped him with a Tokagypt he took of an arms dealer in West BerlinHe got his GED in 95 I think
>>20416869white people don't season they croissants
>>20416869Stuff them up your ass.
>>20416925>coffee mixed with A-1 or perhaps a yellow mustard and melted dark chocolate mixIs no one else going to comment on...whatever the fuck this shit is? Are you trolling??
>>20416869looks like five massive turds you cut and tried to pass off as food you fucking faggpt
>>20416869You burned your sfogliatella
>>20421309>sfoglStick to your pagan runes. I can translate them later.
>>20419207Roofers make good money actually.
>>20416869throw them in the trash without eating a bite
>>20421329It was antique tile that was banned for use because of its high uranium content, but people restoring antique homes paid top dol, er, franc for it
>>20416869Stretch it out like a spring, add desired toppings and eat it, anon.
