What’s your favorite?
Assault mogs ever other flavour and it's not even close
>>20416952ultra fiesta is probably the best mango drink there is>>20416988you're wrong
White ultra
>>20416998Counterpoint: I'm right
>>20416988Zero sugar assault when? I know those sweeteners aren't great for you but neither is 60 grams of sugar
>>20417015it's just coke with extra caffeine idk man
>>20417052>all cola is cokeAnon.........
if you know you knowit's like calpis with some balls
>>20416952>>20416988>>20416998>>20417013>>20417015>>20417025>>20417052>>20417062>>20417293As-salaam wa-alaykum my Brother and Sisters in Islam. I am here to post this related picture, which depicts the Monster flavor ordained by The Holy Qur'an, the word of Allah (SWT) [Chapter 69, Verse 420]
Right Here pussy niggers
>>20416988Old assault yeah, new assault sucks cockNothin has beat the regular since
>>20417310close second to ultra fiestafollowed by pipeline and rosa in a tie for third
i want to try these but it seems like something trannies would drink and that's just gross
>>20417310How could I have forgotten this one, thank you anon
>>20416952This shit tastes like watered down and carbonated cherry flavored medicine.
>>20417385Rent free
Orange Ultra
>>20417385clown
>>20416952Ultra violet tastes like grape nerds candy
>>20416952I main Zero Sugar but currently /sip/ping a Strawberry Dreams
>>20416952If they won't bring back the mule I will kill myself
>>20416952This one tastes kinda bitter but i hate the standart mexican cuz i drank only that for a while
>>20417362I can only get the old one around my way. Delicious as fuck
>>20416952I understand the zero ultra meme now. The white can is in fact superior. It tastes like a perfect energy drink.
the one i drink most often is rehab watermelon because i order in bulk off amazoni also like hydro when i see thembest flavor that i rarely drink is probably pipeline punchpic related was my favorite but i think they changed the flavor years ago now i cant even find it anyway so oh well. it was rare for me to find even when i could find it
>>20416952Lo-Carb
>>20417013tippy bippy
>>20416952None.They're all 666 (vav vav vav) drinks anyway.
>>20419180>not recognizing the majesty of the black cubeNGMI
This one is garbageTastes like flowers
>>20419180I dunno, this Lucifer guy seems to be responsible for all the cool stuff. What has god done for me lately?
>>20416952>Zero SugarAlways tastes like ass no matter what. I'dl pick Monster Original if I had to choose but Monster is mid in general, much better choices out there.
>>20416952/thread
>>20420228sunshine, fresh air, flowers, animalsand the devil pollutes you with substances making you unable to appreciate any of it
always and forever
not sold anywhere near me anymore. i miss it
>>20419180you know it's only 666 in the greek alphabet rightin hebrew it's 616
Best monster to try for someone who has only had the white zero ultra his whole life?
6 years ago I was in a shitty dark gas station in New mexico I bought 2 cans of ultra yellow (which were discontinued here in USA at the time) for my 2 year old son and into drink on his wedding day
Ultra FiestaRegular GreenPipeline Punch
it's the only consistent source of canned black cherry soda. safeway used to have black cherry of their house brand, but that stopped after they got bought out by sobeys here in canada.
>>20420460based. this ok to
>>20416952Most of it is headache inducing slop. I do like the Monster Rehab with peach flavor, tho. It's flavor is not too strong, and it's also not as bubbly as other Monster variants.
>>20416952The Doctor deathmogs
OG flavor.I remember sneaking out at friends houses and staying up late drinking monster hanging out at retail mortuarys.my school girlfriend was worried about my monster habit when riding to the bus stop in the morning.
>>20419358It's grapefruit. I like it myself but it needs the sour/bitter bite Squirt has.
>>20420606Haven't seen it or Khaotic for a while. I usually prefer Pacific and Pipeline Punch but they were good too.
>>20416952Mango loco
>>20416998Mango loco
Mango loco is best mango flavored one imo
Mango loco is very good, rehab peach tea is also very good, but gave me insane shits when I last drank it.
>>20416952Regular and Aussie Lemonade. Fruit Punch is good too, tastes exactly like those old boxed minute maid fruit punches. I havent tried any ultras cause they use artificial sweeteners and I hate the taste of them.>>20416988>>20417362i miss the old assault that tasted like rockets/smarties
>>20416952Ultra citron, rest in peace. I still sometimes order collectible cans of it from eBay and drink them.
>>20417310The quran doesn't have chapters
>>20421544/thread
>>20422054Look at the numbers
>>20420664>in hebrew it's 616There is no Hebrew version. It appears nowhere in the TaNaKh. The New testament was written in Greek
Strawberry Dreams or Gold.
>>20422288I know
>>20416952The rehab green tea isn't actually that bad.Tastes like a too sweet cheap tea with extra b12 and shit, it's fine.
>>20422407Then why would you react in a corrective way to a joke
do they not have these bitches where you’re at? these are easily the best
what flavors of monster are good if i hate fruity (non citrus) flavor and i refuse to drink one unless its got the fake sugar in it bc i want to be thin
>>20423152the java cold brew ones are sugar free, taste like ass though
Favorite will always be Ultra Paradise, but that could change.I tried the Rio Punch the other day, and that was pretty good. It wasn't horrifically sweet, like other fruit punch energy drinks I've tried before.
>>20422613Because the joke was the numbers, not the fact that the quran has chapters. He should have said surah 69.
>>20423354Who cares
>>20416952I either drink the zero calorie white one or those loca moca coffee ones. They are fucking amazing. I drink like 3 of these a week.
>>20417354way too many calories. I drink like 4 monsters a day and I tried these out and gained like 5 pounds in a month.
>>20423396You cared enough to reply
>>20423574(160 calories * 4 per day * 30 days ) / 3500 calories per pound of fat = 5.4 lbsMath checks out
>>20423162i like the white monster, are there any other flavors like that?
>>20423441This is trash, the Starbucks one is better
green
>>20423615Hope this is sarcasm
>>20423904What's wrong? If you drink 4 Salted Caramel monster javas per day for 30 days you'll gain 5.4 pounds from that
>>20416952ultra water melon and ultra fiesta would be my picks but i havent tried anything but white and green of the rest of them>>20417310wish they had peach where i live its my favourite fruit flavor:(
Aussie lemonade or mango loco, I alternate between those.
>>20420277This is the best one, but the peach flavor is good too.
the GOAT zero
My current favorite.
>>20424261WRONG
>>20417424Ultra Red and Ultra Paradise are my favourites. Reviews say that Pipeline Punch is the best one, but idk, I forgot what it tastes like.
Aussie lemonade.
>>20420277Love the sour-sweet of this flavor to death. Also peach rehab.
>>20422499Dragon green tea (superior) was replaced by that. It's good, but not nearly as good as my dragon.
>>20420455You mean the substances that come from the natural world? Remember that Lucifer means 'lightbringer'. The bearer of enlightenment. Knowledge. Remember the fruit of knowledge that Eve ate? God wants you to be ignorant and to not ask questions. To sit and wait for bounty to be given to you, to be on the dole.
>>20424894Do you have a point or are you just being pointlessly argumentative?
Lemon rehab
