My wife and I just demolished our topper for our 1 year anniversary. It was literally the best cake I've ever had in my life. Does that mean that our relationship is destined to succeed? picrel
i demolished your wife last night
>>20427058did you rub your wife’s full tummy afterward? god I hope you did
>>20427183Mhm. Kissed it too.
based fat wife haver
It's nice when two fat people can cohabit and be gluttonous together.
fat people are disgusting
>>20427058Show me your fat belly, i hope you're hairy too.
>>20427058I dunno about superstitions like that, but the same thing happened with me & my wife. 26 years later we're still happily married.
>>20427058>>20427058Wheres the before pic? Goodluck and congrats.
>>20427058yes
>year anniversary
how do pigs get to the hospital?in ham-bulance hahahahahah*snort*
>>20428999Yes. "Anniversary" comes from the Latin "annus" (year), and "vertere" (to turn).It's the celebration of a year's passing, and it has always been just that.
>>20427058The more performatively affectionate a woman is toward you, the more she has to hide and the more guilt she's compensating for
>>20429026i think he's autistic the other way, that is, anniversary already implies year so 'year anniversary' is redundant. i assume anon also does not approve of something like '5 year anniversary' when '5th anniversary' is correct
