You're not some savage that just boils them alive right? there's no reason to torture an animal.
>>20428893I don't even eat them. I buy them exclusively for boiling.
>>20428900This too. I love hearing their screams as they are slowly lowered into the boiling pot
>>20428893I slow boil them so they suffer more.
>>20428910a lobby can't scream anon, it's steam escaping from the shell making a high pitched noise.
>>20428893I care not.
imagine it. awoken from your sleep to be thrown onto the fire. the woe and gnashing of claws as you are enveloped in pain. the burning. the agony wraps around your body like a wicked blanket. a heat previously unfathomable to such a creature begins to roast and gnaw at the the body. disallowed to even witness their cruel death by such a malevolent god the eyes melt. one cannot even scream for the rumbling and roiling of the water drown out any noise. then the muscles begin to tighten and cramp. the body begins to contort and seize. even the shell seethes red with anger as the burning fully penetrates. you and the heat have become one. for a second you fall into peace, and then eternal slumber. such unbridled malfeasance! such disregard for the creatures of the world!
>>20428893I don't boil crabs, I steam them.
>>20428928Imagine you are hungry and have to eat. you are a lion in the brush you pounce on an antelope, biting its throat, and feeling the life leave it, or maybe you just snapped its neck and it is still alive, but you must eat and start by ripping its guts out consuming its internal organs then the life leaves it and you can eat your fill.
>>20428928sounds like tuesday
>>20428928Imagine you are walking the tundra of alaska, and what happens when a polar bear not caring about your precious morality rips your guts out while you still live, then only because it's tasty he ends your suffering and he crushes your skull for the sweet meats within.nature has no morals and neither do humans. we just pretend to when its convenient.
>>20428893Revenge for what their kind gleefully to ours in the last cycleDo your part
>>20428928you are making me hungry and also horny
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST TORTURE BUGSwhy are they like this
>>20430182Torturing animals is a sign of psychopathy. I wouldn't let someone who spams loli porn on here babysit my kids either.
>>20430196>muh jewish pseudoscience saysyawn
>>20428893When I worked in the seafood department of a grocery store, we had a steamer we put them in. Never heard a peep out of it. Live lobster went in, cooked lobster came out.
>>20430196If those animals are real you are relaxing nigger. The amount of animals who get eaten alive in this reality is in the trillions. This is not a big problem. The Bible said we can eat animals. God is smart sometimes, we need to kill lots of animals and eat their fucking hearts under the moon while screaming. I'm expecting the grand reveal will be a situation where birds aren't people. And people aren't simulations. Up next, we have Barack Obama here on the Simpsons. I love when they do that. Sometimes the people on tv talk to me. And after that, we have sportsball and a riot
>>20428928ambiguous amphibian is that you
>>20428893I live for savagery
>>20430197I accept your concession.>>20430212Killing animals is fine. Taking pleasure in their abject suffering is psychopathy. A well-adjusted man makes his kills clean and quick and thereby honors God's creation in the process. But you're just a schizophrenic babbling.
>>20430264Believing in nonsense is just as psychopathic as torturing animals
>>20430270Ah yes, the psychopathy of... not wanting things to suffer. Are you 12?
>>20430270explain, because i think someone's personal beliefs might hurt an animal less than directly being tortured
>>20430270how's middle school
>>20430270>bad thing is just as bad as bad thingNext time just say what's really on your mind.
>>20428928Bore-mac McCarthy over here.
>>20428893I prefer to strangle them to death with my bare hands.
>>20430212Meds, now
>>20430212Interesting points, will consider.
