I shredded lettuce for tacos. Admire my skills.
>>20428941Kek based shredded lettuce ribbon knower
>>20428941>moulds in an hournothing personel kid
>>20428941Why should basic knife skills be praiseworthy on a cooking forum? This is why boomers failed as parents. Millenials want a gold star for every little thing or they'll start making ironic suicide memes.
>>20429578Let's see you do better, Marco Pierre Whine
I'm GenX. When I was age seven, I had to shred taco lettuce or else I didn't eat. Taco lettuce. We did this innawoods with blades we had chipped from flint personally. Much superior to what OP depicts here. And we were only playing at "muh subway sandwiches." We hacked another kid's limbs in order to make "tuna" and he was okay with this.Skills? Hah!
Atta boy! *slaps your ass*
>>20429651>criticize a feature film?>heh, let's see your movie
>>20428941this may be crazy but I take my entire shredded lettuce pile and put it in a mixing bowl of cold water, add some vinegar and salt, drain most of the water, then add a bit of peanut oil and ground pepper and mix it up. It really enhances the lettuce for sandwiches or tacos.I dont really like the flavor of the raw lettuce and I can never get the images of mexicans lying around shitting in lettuce dumptrucks out of my head, or of the fields of lettuce with shitty toilet paper being discarded right where the mexicans decided to shit in the fields. So the more thorough rinse of the lettuce makes me feel at ease.
>>20430757i lived in mexican lettuce shit bliss until this moment
>>20428941tfw you want to give OP shit for making a banal and useless post but realize that even his awful knife skills are superior to your ownI couldn't cut consistent strips if my mother's life depended on it.
>>20428941That kind of looks like the Smog monster from one of those old Godzilla movies.
>>20429995>cutting lettuce ribbon is as simple as making a feature film
After that other lettuce thread I couldn't resist demolishing a lettuce.
>>20432163Look at it this way, it could be cabbage or beets, or both.
>>20432092This guy gets it
>>20432092You can learn
