sizzling fajitas

>>20432662
i have never ate at any event

>>20432662
Candy buttplug.

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>>20432662
this poke place in the food court mall sells onigiri i snuck some in when i watched poor things

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>>20432662
that's illegal

consider your thread reported

>>20432695
Lucky. I sneak in alcohol, personally. I also hit a weed vape during the film.

>>20432721
>I sneak in alcohol
I do this at amusement parks, workplace, my car, pretty much anywhere
Yes I am based

>>20432704
No it's not
Food has to be a primary service of the business
For theaters it's a side business
Supreme Court ruled on it like 15 years ago

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beer. i still get a chuckle thinking about going to the movies with my friends in college and the instant the lights would go down six beer cans would all pop in unison.

>>20432662
I once did this when I was young before I knew people don't really do that. It was so kino. Lo mein and sesame chicken and orange chicken while we saw Star wars. Amazing.

>>20432662
i don't sneak in food i just get get crab legs when i get there so they stay hot

>>20433089
Ok this is epic

>>20433089
Id always do 50/50 gatorade and vodka to get me through most films/dates

Americans on this website always complain about how Black people or uncivilized and so on, yet y'all do this shit and think it's fine? Have some class.

>>20433089
alcohol makes me pee wildly, I'd have to get up 5 times before the midpoint of the movie

I have never gone to watch a film out of my own volition in my life. I took my grandparents to see one 2 years ago on a Sunday because they were bored. I went to watch a film on a univ friend's birthday 7 years ago.
Every single film theater experience has been shit, it's not very enjoyable. I much prefer watching the same film but by pirating it from torrent, watching it on my TV and making myself a shit ton of popcorn (which also is very expensive if i go out and buy their popcorn)

For some reason it's only women who like watching films in a large group at the theatre. Not kidding, every man in the theater is asleep, but women are either watching intently, using their mobiles or taking to each other.

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>>20433325
>I have never gone of my own volition
>one time I took my grandparents
>one time I went with a uni friend

>>20432704
and? jaywalking is illegal. do you still don't do it?

>>20433227
black people are noisy

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>>20433089

>>20432683
>this was all in my box of milk duds!

I usually have my falcon fly in a pot of boiled lamb heads; Haven’t been caught once.

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>>20432662
Bring a few cans of Vienna Sausages in on my person in case I get hungry

It can be hard to open them quietly though, so I usually cough loudly when the can is about to make the **CRACK** noise

>>20433325
>have never gone to watch a film out of my own volition in my life.
You have been rejected anyway because of the no singles policy.

>>20432662
Luv me a bit o chinky at the films

>>20432662
My local kinoplex serves crab legs, but they’re been a bit too pricey this year…

>>20432662
personally i like bringing your mom so i can take a nice big slop of her roast beef during the ads and the credits

>>20434193
>no singles
>COVID
nice try buddy

>>20432662
I stuffed 3 pizzas into a sweat shirt pocket for the movies. Fucking Titanic took 3 hours.

I'm not much of an eater when I go to movie theatres, I usually take care of eating before I watch the movie. Sometimes i'll sneak in a couple tall boys of beer to enjoy with the movie, and sometimes i'll smoke a joint before the movie.

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>>20432662
for me it's

>>20433315
yeah this is why i don't drink in the theater anymore. i HATE missing parts of a movie. the 2 times i did go drunk into a theater i held my piss the entire time and by the end my bladder was legit about to explode each time.

i just bring in an apple or two in my pockets, sometimes a can of seltzer

>>20432704
it has never been illegal or even "against the rules".

>>20432662
I generally did not eat in movie theaters because I'm there to watch a movie.

now I don't go to theaters because I can download movies from bootleg movie streaming sites and watch them on my 85" tv at home, with no kids, perfect seat all the time, nice sound system, and I can pause the movie for any reason.

>>20432662
I find a large size refillable bag or bucket in the theater from the last show or the trashcan right outside the auditorium and i take it back to the concessions stand for a free refill and i buy a soda.

The crunchiest, stinkiest food I can find and wrap it in the loudest packaging of all time

>>20432662
>paying to see the hollyjew
lmao

>>20433315
>he doesn't pee under the seat in front of him

Dollarama Smarties and 2 refilled small water bottles for me and the girlfriend :)