Is it childish or based to eat 'za with your hands?
Much harder with your feet.
>>20435477Just do what you want. Nobody gives a fuck, you embarrassment. Please go back to /b/, stupid child.
>>20435477neither, it is simply correct
You eat it with your mouth, you fucking retard.
>>20435485Actually, many people do "give a fuck," as you so crudely put it, about table manners.
>>20435583Shut the fuck up retard
>>20435477>Is it childish or based to eat 'za with your hands?Most of the time,in a restaurant, I am getting molten hot pizza right out of a hot oven, so in order to enjoy my slice right away, I'll be using a knife and fork, and blowing on my bite a bit. I don't wish to burn my palate.I'm sure whenever you do have a choice to use fingers or use utensils, that it's better to use utensils, blot your mouth between bites, eat at a normal pace, etc.If I'm home, and in front of the TV, I might even cut up a slice into a few pieces, so I can sit in the dark in my easy chair, in the family room, and not need a table to use my knife. If it's colder pizza, and not sloppy, I might just pick it up.
>>20435595I presume you refer to a retardation of the mental faculties, which, given the available evidence, is a condition that may be more aptly supposed of yourself.
Pizza is like a candy bar. Knife and fork.
Pizza tastes plain worse when you eat it with utensils. If I am in a classy restaurant, I'll just order something else altogether
>>20435485Says they guy essentially copy-pasting this pointless line in every thread because r/4chan told him it was cool to talk like this.
>>20435477Its based. Proves your not a faggot that cares about sissy fancyboy table manners. The trve aryan vikings ate their pizza with their bare hands back in the olde day
>>20435477Eating the 'za with your hands is the only way to eat it, eating it with a fork & knife would be downright gay.
>>20435477It is based, but the way the guy in the pic eats it is childish. You need to maintain posture and hold the slice with one hand only
>>20435815Yeah usually, but if it's hot and greasy then it can fall over so it's best to eat the 'za over some pavement / sidewalk or street so if it does fall over then it doesn't matter.
Here's some special 'za delivery...
>>20435583>table manners
>>20435477eating pizza with a fork is the only way to eat it, eating it with your hands is gay.
>>20435951Pardon me mr ritchie rich, did you just fall out of some closet like some skeleton?
>>20435618Have you knife and fork crowd ever considered that you're completly and totally gay homosexuals? Nobody in their right minds eats the 'za with a knife and fork, if you do you should consider treatment like shock therapy or a lobotomy.
>>20435477If it's too sloppy and soft to hold form when you hold it, you use utensils. Otherwise it's normal to use your hands
Listen man, just eat your food in a somewhat tidy manner. The specifics aren't really anyone else's call.
>>20435583anon this is pizza not foie gras and caviar please calm down at your nephews 7th birthday party you are scaring him and his class
>>20435477Personally, I shove the entire pizza inside my anal crevasse
>>20436060These melts might fit the bill
>>20436042lol
>>20435477Do it in Pizza Express and they ask you to leave.
>>20435485spbp
>>20435477a pizza is a sandwich and is eaten in the same way
The best thing about NY style pizza is you start eating it with knife & fork because it's too hot. After the first piece, it will have cooled significantly; then, you can eat by hand.
>the virgin entrée vs. THE CHAD FEAST
>>20435477You should be eating it with chopsticks.
>>20435618George Costanza? Is that you?Also, there will never be another great comedy like Sienfeld.
