>Step 2: Caramelize the onions (15 mins)
>>20436863you can do it in 15 minutes doebeitjust chop 'em very small
>>20436863do other stuff during the 15 min
>>20436896Caramelizing onions takes an hour of constant stirringAll the recipes are lying
>>20436909bullshit
>>20436867Nah>>20436896They won't be ready>>20436909It takes at least an hour, but you only have to stir once every 10 minutes after the first 10 minutes of continuous stirring
>>20436915no that's generally correct
>>20436863i microwave my raw onions first, fuck em
>>20436863>cook until translucent >veg refuses to transluce Clever confuse-a-janny pic btw.
>>20436863tell me you have no chutzpah without telling me you have no chutzpah
>>20436915puree an onion and then see how long it takes for it to turn into onion syrup. not very long. caramelization is all about surface area that's in contact with the heat source (and moisture loss). smaller chunks caramelize faster.
>>20437048then it could easily take 15 minutes
>>20436867And use wine. If you keep them at high heat, stir constantly and deglaze with wine every so often, you will get fully caramelised onions in about 20 minutes.Some people consider that cheating, tho.
>>20437083>adding a shitton of additional sugars>some consider it cheatingYeah, that's why
>>20437100I know! But it works and if you're from where I'm from, you're probably going to add wine to whatever things the onions will be used in, anyway.
>>20436863Don't rush it. Simmer them in butter until they have a rich brown colour.>>20436925Just use proper technique. It will be done before you know it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBj9H6z6Uxw
>>20437083Cooklet detected
>>20437200Your detector is faulty, madam.
>>20436863why is that cat green?
Burn them a little, deglaze, reduce.wa la
>>20437247While that's obviously a recolour, some light-furred animals can actually be born dyed green due to the presence of biliverdin in the mother. Like lady's hair dye, the smaragdine hue wears off with time and an animal born green will eventually become the pale shade of blonde or white typical of their species or breed.
>>20437267youre lying to me
>>20438741Happens all the time, even in people, though other factors tend to be at okay for us to develop green hair. Sometimes, blondes and the elderly will start to develop green hair, though that's usually through water contaminated with copper, like what happened in southern Sweden in 2011.There was also that green cat in Denmark in the 90s
>>20436909Caramelizing is a vague term that can refer to anything from slightly browning the edges to completely roasting them into sludge. This is where your confusion comes from.
>>20437119Slicing sounds alongside the dull host's commentary would have made for awful radio.
>>20437247
>>20436863>>20438904What kind of cat is this
>>20438908
>>20436863>>20437247>>20438904>>20438908>>20439016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_khWy7GAcQ
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>>20438908a cool one
>>20436909>an houryes>of constant stirringno
>>20436863>Not keeping a stash of caramelized onions in your refrigerator.
>>20440434You can just buy them at Coop and Migros so i would guess that supermarkets in other countries also sell jarred caramelised onion.
