what are your favorite drink mixes? alcoholix or not everything is welcome
Gin and tonic
>>20436971Half Chartreuse, half red wine vinegar.
>>20436971The Arnold Palmer is the king of non-alcoholic drinks.
>>20436971I don't know if it's really a favorite but vodka and cranberry juice go down well and the females like it. It's called a seabreeze.
>>20437983This right here
>>20437980I honestly feel like this might be good but charteuse is good just by itself anyway. Quebecistan sucks but one of the cool things about Montreal bars is that the cheaper, shittier Quebecois bars regularly sell chart by the shooter for less than $3.
>>20437983>non-alcoholic drinksFriends and I used to buy these non-alcoholic beers to try to see if the dumb chicks would pretend to be drunk, without a doubt they always did. We'd block out parts of the label with a magic marker, my idea so the bitches were dumbed down.
Once you cross out the "non-" part of alcohol on a beer then you can fool any dumb bitch into anything even when we were all like 16 yrs old.
>>20436971>V8>Worcestershire sauce >Tabasco>Fresh cracked black pepperI do not drink alcohol because I am not an estrogenized male.
>>20437985
>>20438019That might need some chopped celery and get a load of this spicy V8. I got this V8 once on an airplane going to Phoenix AZ, I've never seen it before or since.
>>20438022hahaha, those two look like they need some tampons.
>>20438032I've had spicy V8 before, and it's pretty good. They sell it in grocery stores here. But i feel like it's that kind of "empty heat", you know? I like the flavor of Tabasco. Sometimes I even use Cholula.>chopped celeryMaybe if I'm getting fancy, but honestly I make this drink nearly every night.
>>20438019Aren't you like, pretty much almost to a bloody mary at this point? They're gross by the way
>>20438045You're momma's gross and she sharted out you!
>>20438043A few drops of that green Cholula can hit the spot with a V8, the red is all over but the green can be hard to find.
>>20436971Champagne, lime cordial, and absinthe
>>20438045Bloody Mary's are typically made with watery, gross tomato juice. Not based and epic thick V8.>>20438053I'll have to take a look around. I do love the flavor of a green salsa.
This green tabasky goes great in a V8 with stuff other anons wrote.
>>20437980Toss in a couple heads of bruised garlic cloves, and a bunch of herbs and you have a breddy decent marinade there.Unfortunately, I can't even make my favorite mixed drink anymore since Duhwane Johnson fucked up his own energy drink. But a few nice ones are:>110 proof vodka, ice, Apple soda,(real sugar like mundet,) and a splash of Sprecher's spicy ginger soda~OR~>A taco: a decent macro beer of your choice(Hamms is great,) and a bloody Mary/Maria with celery salt and a good dash each of Worcestershire and sauerkraut juice, hot sauce or squirt of sriracha, Fresh ground black pepper--also 110 proof vodka~OR~>Just drop 2 oz. of 110 vodka or rum into a bottle of Frostie pink lemonade(the other flavors are sadly Pozzed.)
>>20438043>"empty heat"Apt description.Just to be a snooty mixologist though, a Bloody Mary with hot sauce is a Bloody Maria.This is one of the few places that Valentina Black label really shines.I really think if you haven't had a bloody Mary without the Kraut juice, you truly are missing something.
>>20438074Heck, I down these meat patties with some beers and am a happy camper.
>>20436971watermelon mint smirnoff with citrus schweppes
>>20438089Those look homemade, and even better than most. I have had the frozen Golden Krust ones from the dolla' tre' and they are pretty good. Even better when pan fried with butter instead of microwaved.I should try to make some of my own. The crust is pretty much just loaded with turmeric, right? The Golden Krust ones are just full of fake yellow.
>>20438108It's not homemade, it's just frozen patties from Tower. I just got them from a local grocery store like Wegman's or Price Chopper.
>>20438159There a lot of cobras in there like politicals and snakes in the grass.
>>20438159That man needs to be stopped
>>20438183Stomped might be a better way to put it
>>20436971orange soda + vokda for me please
>>20438124Diggit.Gonna hafta try those now.
Death in the Afternoon / The Hemingway
>>20438088Haven't touched a drop of liquor for 8 years now, don't feel any desire to drink any either.
>>20438088A Bloody Mary with tequila is a Bloody Maria, you fucking idiot. God damn, kid
>>20436971hello cobes
>>20438088It's not empty at 35000+ feet in a jet, senses are hightened at those altitudes.
>>20438207That's funny, I just got a Fanta orange to go with some Recipie 21 vodka last night.
lemonade and orange juice
>>20438434Glad you could feel better about yourself.(you ARE right though)
>>20438473Add some tonic water or club soda and I'm guaranteed to puke.
>>20438495No, it made me feel worse because I share this space with complete zoomer trash. And every time some little twerp says something misinformed, it brings me down a notch, too
>>20438500Well, I'm just having an off day.Yeah, I made a mistake--So did you, faggot.Glad you feel worse like a woman swayed by other people, faggot.Tomorrow will be a better day for me, but you'll still be a sour dipshit.
>>20438516That can happen if you get off on the wrong side of the bed, just take a piss and go back to bed. That's why it's best to wake up way early in the morning.The early bird catches the worm.
>>20438500Are the zoomers in the room with us now?
>>20438183he's a national treasure and i won't have you insulting my boglimbro. One of the few out there who's just a pure digital village idiot not trying to groom underage kids. >but he leeches my tax dollarsbased sigma behavior.
alwaysbest possible mid workout chug
>>20438159I make a drink called the Drunk Doctor where I mix Dr Pepper with Vodka, it actually tastes great.
>>20438937I make a drink called “the Chad” where I drink liquor from the bottle then find someone naming they’re homemade cocktails and hit them in the head with a hammer
>>20438264Good taste. Try adding a little lime cordial to it, works wonders.
>>20439091that sounds really gay
>>20436971Nice drinking combo dood
Spent last night drinking Sunkist and Absolut.Take the clearpill /alc/bros. I slept well and woke up feeling better than usual. Brown liquors are a thing of the past.
>>20438264>Death in the Afternoon, also called the Hemingway or the Hemingway Champagne, is a cocktail made up of absinthe and Champagne, invented by Ernest Hemingway. Sounds terrible. Absinthe tastes like shit. If you want to get high while you drink just do drugs too.
>>20436971>2 oz vodka>2 oz tequila>6 oz orange juiceThat's the way to start the day.>4 oz scotch>8 oz sparkling mineral waterThat good with a hearty lunch.>6 oz vodka>1 1/2 can la croixGoes down smooth with dinner.>1 pint porter/brown ale>6 oz scotchThat's a weekend afternoon.>>20439657Definitely agree with that. If I have scotch after dinner, it's because I haven't had a single drink all day. Usually I only do vodka in the evenings, it makes it a lot easier to get up in the morning.
>>20438516Oh, he's seethin'
>>20437518Post boobs please
>>20436971TMDWU
>>20438159I used to make the cobra's cake one a decade ago when I first started drinking and it was very good. Boglim has good taste
>>20436971bangcock redbull and the cheapest vodka. simple ass.
>>20440042That's no good hearty lunch unless you clear the joint out after a decent fart.
>>20439665>t. has never had absinthe
>>20438032They don't have spicy V8 where you live? I've never not seen it at any grocery or even gas stations
>>20438019Yes you're very cool for drinking the world's shittiest bloody mary
>>20436971lemonade (overall)miller lite(beer)summer shandy(cocktail)orange juice(breakfast)jones berry lemonade (store bought soda)arizona strawberry kiwi (store bought juice)strawberry (home made soda)2% cow milk (milk)Cookies and Cream and Strawberry Shake (frozen drink)Tap (water)
>>20442071Is this a singular recipe
>>20438043I suspect the V8s on airplanes are toned down so people go puking in the ailes. I've seen that before, some chick was running to the bathroom and didn't quite make it so she puked in the aisle, luckily nobody was hit by her flying puke. That's how I learned about Citrus Magic, a stewdass pulled that spray out megafast and sprayed the floor of the plane before anyone else got those spontaneous puke episodes.
>>20436971For me, it's a sweet manhattan with a few dashes of absinthe. Don't get to drink it very often, as I don't often keep sweet vermouth around the house, but it's fucking delicious.>>20438159The creamy cobra, cobra cake, and black cherry cobra all look like perfectly acceptable cheap drinks. Not particularly sophisticated, but fine. Otoh, cobra's blood sounds genuinely spit-take inducing.>>20438918Grim
>>20438074>>Just drop 2 oz. of 110 vodka or rum into a bottle of Frostie pink lemonade(the other flavors are sadly Pozzed.)vodka pink lemonade in a tall glass of ice is a great summer drink and i take pleasure in ordering it in biker bars/dive bars full of blue collar workers. if they try to give you normal lemonade make a big stink i personally like a gimlet or a planters punch.
>>20436971choccy milk
>>20436971Whiskey soda with lemon juice
>>20437994This is how I got laid from 2004-2009
Miller High Life and Sprite if I'm feeling fancy-ish. Miller High Life if I just want a beer.
>>20436971I just tried this and it's unironically good.
>>20436971>>20438159>>20438918>>20441298TWU
>>20436971ayran tea: ayran and cold black teacrank: coke and cranberry juicewarrior's drink: vodka and prune juicebad start: coffee and cheapest liquor availableI mainly drink iced tea. Not sure if that matters.
>>20438937I think everyone else calls that a vodka pepper
Mixchads, what should I mix scotch with? I know this is not conventional but I have severe ulcers due to years of alcoholism and can't drink liquor straight anymore without having ghastly shits the entire next day and somebody gifted me a bottle of le frog 10.
>>20438159>Unnamed: "Creamy cobra"what did he mean by this?
>>20444648NTA, but Drunk Doctor sounds far better.
>>20444319>ayran teaok I'm intigued
>>20445781I think you know
>>20438159Does the bottom right one really sit in layers like the illustration suggests?
>>20446227Impossible. It probably all mixes together but its conceivable that with some extremely autistic pipette-based cocktail preparation you could get rum and dew to stay in layers, but the dews will mix with each other irreparably as will the rums.
>>20444855You take water and drink that so as not to further harm your organs
>>20447424>mix it with waterThanks for the input dumbass but I'm looking for something more enjoyable than just diluting my scotch down to 5% abv with tap water
Since this seems to be the alcoholics thread...Is there a name for a mixed drink that's 2 shots whiskey in a pint glass than topped off with hard apple cider?
>>20447429You idiot! He's saying you don't drink the scotch. You drink water instead. Regift the Scotch to someone else.
>>20443150I hear it's the champagne of beers
>>20448258No, champagne is the miller high life of wine.
>>20448258What's the beer of champagne?
>>20448430My piss in your mouth.
>>20448132Delicious
>>2043697120% OJ75% ginger ale 5% maraschino cherry juice 375ml vodka on the side this shit is cash
Gin and Tymbark cactus juice drink
>>20438124>>20438108>>20438089it a little bit of work but once you get it down making them yourself isn't that hard and you can make a few dozen at once and freeze them and have drunken snaks in microwaved minutes 10/10 would recommend
>>20437518I only ever had gin after getting blasted, to this day I have no idea what it tastes like
>>20439657you're on the path now anon, next take the vodka/waterpill
>>20448697like the popuri bowl at your grandmothers house
>>20448706My gf has a lavender hand sanitizer that smells exactly like some gin I spent like $50 on a bottle of. pic related
>>20448650It tastes good, yeah. But what I'm asking is if I can just tell a barkeep "hey give me a *blankity blank*" instead of "In a chilled pint glass, two shots of whiskey and top it off with whatever hard cider is on tap."
>>20448714be warned:despite all the /pol/ nonsense about soy etc., lavender actually is proven to cause breast growth in men
>>20440122lel.
>>20438937>>20444648I'm occasionally a fan of a Violated Temple:>Shirley Temple>Add ANY alcohol or other adulterant.Special thanks to Brian Simmons, the inventor of it in 1997
>>20448132AppleJackhammerWell, it should be something like that.
>>20448813>Violated Templekino name, I'm gonna give it a go sometime
>>20448820That sounds good.
>>20438074Where does one get 110 proof from? All that's sold 'round here is 100 proof.
I like these when the weather is nice
>>20438045Well her name is Mary>>20438053
1/5 vodka2/5 actual pineapple juice2/5 soda water because healthy
>>20436971This post inspired me. Theres lots of meme mixes like gonster and pilk but what if we mixed monster with a drink that complimented with it quite well?I present to you: WHICE, a mixed drink of monster energy ultra WHIteand Smirnoff ICESince both drinks go for the same cool refreshing vibe, it mixes quite well. I expect my Nobel Peace Prize in the mail
>>20451843I should try this.
>>20448697>I have no idea what gin tastes likeUsually a bit herbal. Exact taste depends on which gin. Cheap gin hardly tastes of anything, but the expensive ones can have quite a lot of flavour.There are also non-herbal ones, but I don't like them so much. I've a partial bottle of rhubarb and ginger gin somewhere. Not my thing at all, so it languishes.
>>20448132It's a variant of a boiler maker. If you have to call it something other than cidre boilermaker, try BLEVE.
Rum and Coke (and Lime juice). Really, rum and any sweet syrup.Lemonade and VodkaCranberry Juice and anything.Vodka and cold (cold optional)I'm not fussy.
>>20452717It's just vodka plus herbs but garbage gin tastes like pine sol
>>20439639TWU
>>20438049That's nice, edgy boi.
>>20452904Technically it's neutral grain spirit with crap steeped in it.
>>20437518Gay. Gin and Angostura is all I need.
>>20438019I add vodka to that mix
>>20438062>Bloody Mary's are typically made with watery, gross tomato juice. Not based and epic thick V8.I use clamato
>>20436971non-alcoholic beer and vodka
>>20436971Australians should try this at least once, we call it "Poison apple" in my household.
My own recipe, discovered this when I lived out of shitty motels for work travel. They all have juice machines with apple juice and orange juice.2 shots rum, Bacardi preferably 1 cup apple juice1 cup orange juiceTapatio to taste (it doesn't mix, so you have to stir each time you take a drink)
>>20448697I taught myself how to take shots on gin. To this day I have a jacked up shoulder due to the time I was biking back home from the liquor store with a handle of Tanqueray in my backpack when I hit a big fucking gulley and went over the handlebars. The liquor was fine, which meant that I went back to my room and got shitfaced instead of looking into medical treatment for my wrenched limbs.
Frangelico, dry ginger ale and twist of lime.
>>20453708wtf did they bring back original mother?
A hot toddy with apple brandy, earl gray, honey, and cinnamon feels like a good body massage
