ITT: stupidest fucking kitchen gadgets
you're supposed to throw it out after each sandwich
Why do you hate gators op
>>20438217I found this one that has to be at least twice as stupid as yours.
>>20438225that’s doubledumbI like how it has a preheat function for some reason
>>20438217I have this, it works great
>>20438220I don’t, I’m a gator and a hater>>20438287why don’t you just assemble the sandwiches on a plate for free
>>20438217Presto it's the salad shooter
>>20438287>>20438301CONDOLENCESYou two should get a room.
>>20438262I could sort of see this being useful if you were forced to live somewhere without any real cooking appliances. I've had friends who rented "mother in law" apartments like that, where it was just a bedroom and a bathroom with a separate entrance from the rest of the house and they didn't have access to the kitchen, usually they just have a microwave and a minifridge but that combo thing might work for them if it actually functions well enough.
>>20438323>>20438262it seems like some creepy weird shit that needs an internet connection
>>20438331IoT trash will be on this list in 30 years.
>>20438301Gainesville faggot
>>20438217Explain how to cook eggs for a sandwich that won't get runny yolk spilling into your hands without one of these. You can't.
>>20438407Use a ring mold on a pan or get a pancake pan
>>20438407I don't see how this device prevents that from happening. Also it's called an egg ring.
>>20438306Imagine the mold inside of that
>>20438407pop the yolk you doofus. give it a little stir with your coffee spoon or something
egg popsicle maker
>>20438306Oh man I remember these things, my dad is a /ck/ autist so we never had those kinds of gimmicky kitchen gadgets, but they advertised them all over the place and I remember seeing them prominently placed in stores and stuff.
>>20438576I never used them but my mom used to buy a lot of weird stuff and if I went looking under some cupboards I'd find them, it was like what the heck is this stuff?
>>20438306You bringin pistols?I bringa bazooka
>>20438599I only need one but I make sure to bring extra bullets
>>20438301go gatorsyou in gville? let's hang
>>20438599honestly, my wife has this and its pretty useful for sushi. she's also made other types of rolls; one was mashed potato with stewed beef and vegetables inside which she then roasted. i normally dont like unitaskers but this one is ok
>>20438631Is there no love for crocodilios?
>>20438631
$200 pepper grinder because grinding pepper is just such a hassle with a regular pepper grinder.
>>20438306Got one of those as a house warming gift. It has some limited uses but sucks for anything soft like cheese. I ended up giving it away because while it was good for slicing up veggies, for the size of salads I make it was quicker to just cut things with a knife instead of digging that out of the cabinet, putting it together, and then putting it away after the attachments went through the dishwasher. For someone making family sized meals, it might be worthwhile.
That nig >>20438646 be eating the damn dogs!
>>20438649Maybe just get a family sized bag of gardettos to satisfy everyone
>>20438217Temu actually thinks this photo of shitty underfilled dumplings will help to sell this pointless dumpling crimper thing (which you still need to fill, wet and seal manually)I'm sure hundreds of redditors have purchased this though. Used once, then relegated to back of the "useless appliances" cupboard.
>>20438674You'd know you reddit crossposting fag.
>>20438262If I was in a studio apartment without a proper oven I would 100% pick this up.Can someone tell me why this is cringe other than the "nostalgia" shit?
>>20438674I’ve seen dozens of tiktok videos of people rage destroying those things
>>20438690tiktok, yeah so what?Are you some kind of fag or something?How is that shit supposed to be impressive to anyone?
>>20438686A proper electric oven and stove pulls on a higher voltage circuit than other appliances use. That thing is trying to divide a single standard power point between three different heating applications. The novelty of combining them into a single unit will be inhibiting its functionality.
>>20438674>Machine just for fucking dumpling makingWhat's next, an electric sandwich folder?
>>20438690The only people that I've heard of that watch dozens of anything from dicktok are complete morons or crack heads.
>>20438674>>20438680>>20438690Thats because the market for this are dumb gweilo, any proper chink would know its a scam straight away. There are machine made dumplings, mind you, but not like this lmao
>>20438720At least I know where to get some chopsticks
>>20438713I probably wouldn't run all the shit all at once but from a space saving use case I see nothing wrong with it.Chances are most people would do coffee first, then use the grill for a bit, and then toast. Only a mouth breather would run them all at once.
>>20438730Only homosexual faggots drink coffee or stand in line for it like at some bullshit starbucks. Those are the flaming HR types in companys.
>>20438262>I like how it has a preheat function for some reasonhttps://nostalgiaproducts.com/products/bset3rrFor 100 dollars it's not bad if you're trying to deal with lack of space in your place. I'd be upset if it was like 400 but that's not terrible. Judging from the product page it won't let you do all 3 at once so that's good. Not seeing the hate.
>>20438733What if I just need very hot water for something like ramen, tea, or something and lack a stovetop?
>>20438740Faggot, I nor does anyone need your bug eyeed asian ramen anything... Try to sneak attack us and observe what will happen to you.
>>20438749Forgive me I should heat up water in the microwave
>>20438755Make sure to sturr it once it comes up to temp
>>20438323>>20438686the only place you could use it would be the bathroom. Cooking shit in the corner of your bedroom would just create a stinky, greasy, mess.
>>20438775I dunno man my studio is 295sq ft(shut up it's under 500 mo). I could 100% see myself using this rather than my current setup where I need to juggle 'what shit's on the counter now'.
>>20438783Put your hot plate on top of your toaster oven and your coffee maker next to it. Wala.
>>20438798I don't have any of those currently just a shitty george forman grill that is only big enough for one hamburger patty my parents gave me and a microwave
>>20438802Well, when you're in the market for better appliances I recommend choosing a toaster oven without a built in hot plate. I did, and ended up having to buy a separate hot plate anyway because the built in one is useless.
>>20438749>>20438733>hot water is gayVery cutting edge stuff anon I'm genuinely impressed
>>20438826SCIENCE?!?!!!
>>20438831Thank Science.
>>20438810Okay but then where does my coffee maker go? I WFH and often work odd hours, coffee is gay and dumb but it does help when I am pulling a 16hr day
>>20438826:|
>>20438217Nothing will ever beat Juicero or that tortilla makerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stTzLmoStsU
>>20438826>>20438831>>20438834Millennials with enough money to buy these kinds of things are systematically the most god awful people in all of human history. How do they do it
>>20438880most of those kinda people don’t really have the money, they are just debt slaves but the debt hasn’t caught up to them yetwithin the next ten years their life will suck hard
>>20438826this is what an oven doeswtf
>>20438899Yeah but does your oven have built in wifi and bluetooth and require proprietary food?
>>20438905God imagine going through security clearance to bake your poptart.
>>20438895Nah this is cope, they're 35 years old and make 195k at their software engineering job if male or they make a deece 75k as an email girl and their boyfriend makes up the difference and they aren't "rich" but they paid off the student loans and now spend all their money on subscription boxes and Bluetooth salt grinders
>>20438944mine shut down for two days after I told a homophobic joke near it.
>>20438826Do women really?
>>20438647My brother and I used to live together and we saw a product advertised on the shopping network which basically did nothing but split eggs 'perfectly'My brother said something like "Man, I really need to get one of those" and I laughed and replied "Do you really have that much trouble cracking eggs on the side of a frying pan?" and he just kind of looked at me sheepishly as if he suddenly realized how retarded he sounded two seconds agoMost people are mindless consumers at heart and they don't even realize it until you actually point it out to them
>>20438834That's weird science
>>20438826Then the company goes out of business, the servers are shutdown and the app no longer can control the device.
>>20438217What about extremely based kitchen gadgets?
>>20439778This is what they took from you.
>>20439778That's the gadget that put 120 fucking volts through the hot dogs to cook them?
>>20439778Ordinary Sausage used this to cook steak and shrimps
>>20438826>>20438831I hate these kinds of advertisements but can't really point out exactly why. Just really hate them to the bones.
>>20438217>>20438225That is a very good gadget thoughIt allows you to replicate the iconic McDonald's round egg
>>20440165you don't need the gadget, just a pan and a circular metal safe to cook eggs
Someone explained to me a lot of this shit is designed for people with physical disabilities
>>20438225Imagine buying something that's entirely CGI on the box with no real product photography at all.
>>20438262I dont like how those sausages are bigger and darker than my penis. OhioChad btw
>>20438834>:51cocktails?
>>20440072wdhmbt?
>>20438834The name's Chud, James ChudMartini - not shaken or stirred
>>20438834The pods for this also look suspiciously compatible with those shitty pod coffee machinesI have always wanted a super-heated vodka sprayer
>>20440165Everyone should ask for the round egg at least once in McDonald's. One of their best items.
I never saw more useless kitchen gadgets than in Twitter/X ads. They are so bad, a waste of resources to make, doesn't speed up anything and is a solution to a non existent problem.
>>20438880Previous generations bought stupid shit as well, we've just forgotten them.I guess the plight of the current generation is that all information lasts forever since digital information doesn't deteriorate.
>>20438647I just looked it up on Amazon; I paid $50 for a pepper grinder a few years back. It's a really good pepper grinder, though.
>>20438872Juicero is hilarious but it was a catastrophic market failure. Sadder, and in some ways funnier, are all those $39.95 gadgets made of Chinesium that somehow stay on the market for years and years, hanging out on the bottom shelf at Wal-Mart with As Seen On TV badges on their boxes.
>>20440560What kind of weirdo is patonizing McDonald's in the first place?
>>20439778Instead of passing electricity through a heating element to heat your food, the hot dog itself IS the heating elementIncredibly efficient
>>20438225>>20438262these things look like they're from the 1950's when people thought that butler robots were just a few years away from reality
>>20438301the holy hotdog shrine
>>20440823I saw that thing tested on a youtube video once. It actually worked incredibly well, according to the nerds who tested it. I still prefer my hot dogs boiled tho.
>>20439711Fantastic story, chief. You're the smartest of the family, for sure.
>>20438217I used one of these for years when I was younger, it's great. I don't see what the problem is. It cooks everything all at once and you only have one removable piece to clean. These days, when I want to make a breakfast sandwich, I have to use my air fryer and a pan and then clean both and it takes way longer. If I wanted to make breakfast sandwiches regularly I would probably buy one of these again.
>>20438834https://youtu.be/QyA5vUeOkdAtl;dw the drinks are terrible and it's full of mold. It was so bad that they had to discontinue it after like a year. It's juicero-tier.
Ok so hear me out... Ignore a couple things, first being the 2-star Amazon rating and the second being the expiration date printed on the damn carton the eggs come in. Here's why this is a truly brilliant invention - it's rechargeable and all you have to do is use a smartphone and your home ISP wifi and then put the expiration date from the container the eggs came in into your phone and the phone will remind you that the eggs are bad when they go bad. Now, a single charge does not actually last as long as fresh eggs will, but listen... you can just buy a battery pack and stick that in the fridge as well!
>>20438217What makes your picrel even dumber is the fact that if you are eating at home, you might as well just make an eggs benedict. A machine that could do that would be awesome.
>>20438428why is that man so tiny?
>>20438686mostly because i'm like 99% sure that it's built like shit and doesn't work well. i can only assume it uses the same heating element for the broiler and for the grill top. it probably doesn't get hot enough or control heat well, or heat evenly and the toaster oven is probably also a cheap piece of shit that works poorly. i see no reason for the coffee maker to be integrated. i could see a toaster oven cooktop kind of thing working but it would need to be thoughtfully designed and certainly wouldn't be as cheap as whatever they're probably selling that junk for. unless i'm living in a closet, i'm making room for a hot plate, toaster oven, and electric kettle.
>>20438905this is straight up dystopic. thanks silicon valley. thanks capitalism.
>>20438217I have their egg cooker. It works great for hardboiled eggs and it make the best poached eggs I've ever had. I got it at Goodwill for like $4.
>>20440979kek that’s truly awful, amazing it made it to production
>>20438262This is the most 1960s America device I've ever seen.
>>20438599This one seems legit to me, but only because sushi is a thing people actually and this thing makes it CONSIDERABLY easier to make and cut down on waste.
>>20438905It's like the Juicero but somehow more retarded>Silicon Valley fags deserve the rope
>>20440317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpaU1soqVd8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJI8Wc5Xpfo
>>20438826>Using special convection cooking technologyCalled "hot air"
>>20440979I have another great idea:The Egg-O-Tally(TM)It's a device that you can put your eggs in in the fridge and then - and now comes the great part - by using the app and your local WiFi with an account by using AI image recognition you can scan it and it will TELL YOU HOW MANY EGGS ARE LEFT! It can then remind you when they are low, so you can get more eggs! Rechargable, so it only has to be charged every two days.Where do apply for a few mil of capital?
>>20438573
>>20438306I could see this being useful for those times you need to prep a large amount of something. Then again a mandolin will do the same without electricity and less cleaning.
>>20438733You've never had a job anyways. Why do you care about HR?
>>20441969Well you see it's because of the HR faggots and whores who use hot water that he's never been able to get a job
>>20438647>>20440650are pepper grinders even worth it?I just buy pre-ground
>>20440146based violent abuse kot posterI love the violent abuse kotpunch on, chad
>>20442007Yes. Spices go bad when exposed to air, and ground pepper has much more surface area to expose than whole peppercorns. Buy a cheap grinder from the store and compare the two if you don’t believe me. You can also get whole peppercorn blends you can’t get pre ground, and so you can start incorporating the other shades of peppercorn.
>>20442029I've never seen anything other than black pepper sold. I didn't even know there were other kinds. Where are you getting them?
>>20442029>peppercorn blendsGood or bad? I use a blend but I think I should stop, it must be more accurate to have different varieties in stock and use them individually as needed.
>>20441548Wow, StrongSad has been through some soul rending experiences, it would seem....You can really tell he's seen some bad shit and hasn't been dealing with the PTSD too well.Seems like he's had his share of whores too.The innocence is long gone.
>>20440600>checkin' those>Previous generations bought stupid shit as wellYes they did...yesthey did.>pic related >Makes the shittiest bread possible, in the most inconvenient way.You'd think this thing would make great sandwich rounds, but NO. The way the bread rises and proofs in the tube makes the crumb elongate along the cross section, making the bread simultaneously soak through in the case of condiments or a juicy burger, and also break apart when your fingers sink unnaturally into it.Could've been so different.
>>20440823Yeah, but the end result has the aesthetics of a diseased dog dick.
>>20440979>>20441620>Burying the lede this hardSounds INCREDIBLE!!!1!!, guys.. But ya'know what we REALLY need to do?We need to onboard the major appliance producers into integrating USB-R® ports into all new appliances. What with the new IOT market CLEARLY BOOMING as it is, we need to get in front of this.Not only should there be proprietary adapters for both direct connect AND inductance chargers, they should also be very susceptible to condensation and include SHORT-TECH™ technology for even faster appliance turnover.Liability, you say?? HA! Just include a daily regimen and special peripheral storage container,(for an additional charge,) that voids all warranties and liability if not followed.(Oh shit... what have I done. This will be a reality in less that 4 years)
>>20438262This is like those scenes where a cartoon inventor wakes up in the morning and has a convoluted contraption that makes them breakfast
>>20438573The ad for this was surreal. My favorite part was when the electric pocket pussy shat out an egg log directly into the waiting mouth of that Californian soyboy.>>20441855Then there's this. What the hell sort of phenotype is this? Why does he look like that? Was he nursed on tap water as a baby? Why is this skinwalker's mouth so small?
>>20438301>why don’t you just assemble the sandwiches on a plate for freethis thing toasts your muffin, cooks the egg, melts cheese and heats meat all in one go. it's kinda dumb if you have a decent kitchen but as a dorm appliance it's fantastic. I used the shit out of one of those in college, great for drunk snacks and low effort breakfast
>>20442476I'll add at the risk of being accused of advertising, that it's also surprisingly well built for being like 20$
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero
>>20438573I suppose that could be handy if you wanted to be super lazy when making burritos...
$200 "smart" coffee cup that uses science and computers to do the exact same thing as a $20 thermos.
>>20438872> normal American accent> puts on some shitty accent when using Spanish words
>>20442493I've never understood these, do people seriously take fucking hours to drink a coffee or some shit?
>>20438573Weissman reaction to this was hilarious
>>20439228retarded faggot
I'm kinda surprised the pod based single serving tortilla maker isn't posted yet.Presenting: The Flatev**Watch out for that trilled flutter!!https://youtu.be/stTzLmoStsUHere's moar shit for ridicule also:https://thegadgetflow.com/portfolio/category/smart-home-iot/
Texas waffle maker
>>20438834fizzy Cosmoice in a martini glass
>>20440979>credit card is maxed out>eggs go bad because I couldn't pay the monthly fee
>>20438905fuck you for showing me this
>>20442560Sent this to my gf and now she wants one
>EXPERIENCE THE SCRAEGG-EFFECT>Nutrient-rich, tasty food has never been prepared so easily and quickly..>The innovative concept for preparing delicious meals in seconds.
>>20442590Is that just the steam wand from an espresso machine?
>>20440146Because they use buzzwords and condescending language to try and convince you that you are an idiot if you don't think this is the greatest invention ever made, which is extremely insulting to people who immediately notice how retarded it is.
>>20442359He's some kind of ethnic
>>20442577this can't be real
>>20438826>CHiP BAKES COOKIES IN ONLY TEN MINUTESSo do ovens. Why is this a thing.
>>20442577This person was dumb enough to buy the stupid thing, then gets upset stupid thing is stupid and just wanted $5 a month from her for being stupid.
>>20442590>>20442600So it just steams an egg in a cup? And you're supposed to eat steamed eggs?
>>20438262seen a youtube vid where some chick tested this machine out. the lid for the flattop doesnt offer decent clearance for the sausages and doesnt seem to fit right. and the toaster oven only has a heating element at the top. that doesnt cook thinks as fast as cooking it in a hot pan. you are better off with a pan a hot plate and a coffee mate.
Maybe the stupidest cooking gatgets were the friends we made along the way
>>20438262If Homer's dream car from that one episode of the Simpsons with the rich brother was a breakfast appliance, it would be this.
>>20438573Egg Fleshlight roller
>>20442560Novelty waffle makers would be fine if I could trust them to not set fire to the house.
>>20438834/tv/ reporting, this is actual cancer
>>20440823A microwave does the same and better you hipster
>>20442560I have one of these and it's a piece of shit.
>>20442554But that looks like it does not even have an app and does not connect to the internet!What is this, 1980?Needs a scanner and account on a website for you to verify that you are using genuine flatevTM pods, giving you a QR code with which you then unlock the machine.
>>20442554I posted it>>20438872
>>20438841Cold brew coffee in your fridge, or if you aren't drinking it regularly buy canned coffee from the store. Or use a single-serving bodum french press which means you don't even need to store coffee filters either.
>>20441541It doesn't look MORE restarded (tho still retarded of course).Juicero was a fucking press (a super high quality 1+ ton press) that would ONLY press fucking prepackaged fruit packages you could also squeeze with your hand.The oven at least looks like it can be used for any product (you know, like a NORMAL oven), you can scan the barcode and program in a corresponding heating program ("cycle"), which you maybe after 2 high alcoholic cocktails COULD argue could a little bit useful? Maybe? Preprogram the perfect heating program for each product?The big quesation is if it would let you use it without the fucking app and some internet connection to a soon to be shut down server.
>>20438262Where does the juice come from?
>>20443479Well, you see, when a mommy juice and a daddy juice love each other very much they live together and make a baby juice.
>>20442577I'm surprised they didn't try for more than $5/mo for how stupid you would have to be to buy this product in the first place. They might as well as you to sign over your house as part of the subscription.
>>20438834>Keurig DrinkWorksI would have liked to have had one (it's now discontinued) as it would be a convenient way to try out different cocktails without having to buy dozens of bottles of different booze that may never be used again but it was something like $300+ for the gadget.
>>20443518
>>20443518>(it's now discontinued)What the fuck? I thought I saw an ad for it on TV last night specifically for keurig? I know there are other competitors making basically the same gizmo. If you're someone who doesn't really drink but likes 1 cocktail once in a while they kinda make a weird convoluted sense, but yeah, $300-600 for the appliance, then keurig just blasts a pod with soda water it makes sense on paper. The other ones have you supply 4 bottles of liquor and the pods are basically just juice concentrate. Fuck I hate that our corporate overlords are trying to make everything a fucking subscription in the name of convenience. "just buy these $8/ea drink pods so you don't have to buy a bunch of liquor, set it up on a monthly delivery to save 4 cents per pod!"
>>20438872>>20440667>Juicero mentionedobligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
>>20442900If it didn't take 10 minutes to shit out 1 log I could've made rolled up egg a fun breakfast item for the kids
>>20443518If it makes you feel any better, I haven't heard much good about gadgets like these. They apparently don't make very good drinks compared to a drink made by hand. If you're going to drink a cocktail it should really be a good one, imo.
>>20438217If you cannot stir in the pot you are fucking retarded.
>>20443641>>(it's now discontinued)>What the fuck? I thought I saw an ad for it on TV last night specifically for keurig?https://www.tomsguide.com/news/drinkworks-shuts-down-keurig-for-cocktails-pod-machine-brandDec. 17, 2021 Drinkworks shuts down 'Keurig for cocktails' pod machine brand> If you're someone who doesn't really drink but likes 1 cocktail once in a while they kinda make a weird convoluted senseI was looking at it as;Middle of the week, come home from work, don't want to get wasted but could use a drink, try this or that cocktail.>>20443670>They apparently don't make very good drinks compared to a drink made by hand.Sure, but it would have been an easy way to try out different cocktails without the cost of buying different kinds of booze.
>>20440942>>20438287>>20438217>*meat must be precookedso if you have to heat a pan anyway then what's the point?
>>20443806You don't. The picture shows them using sliced ham, which is usually pre-cooked.
>>20438834>nobody is shown drinkingIt's true!
>>20442577I don't know who invented this thing but I like cut of their jib. I know I want my eggs and the containers that hold them to be so elite that I have to pay a monthly fee for them to be on par with styrofoam and some ink. This guy is obviously taking egg holding technology to the heights they need to be at in 2025 but I can't help but wonder why he has not yet taking things further. In addition to the monthly fee, why not make the holder warm the eggs so they spoil faster? This would increase egg consumption severalfold AND enhance electric bills for the elite consumer.
>>20440262Mental ones too, I wager.
>>20443798>Middle of the week, come home from work, don't want to get wasted but could use a drink, try this or that cocktail.Yeah I'm familiar with how drinking works. But if you regularly like to enjoy a cocktail, do you want to buy a $300 machine and $10 pods to make a cocktail, or just buy $300 of liquor and make the cocktail yourself?
>>20443455>checkedhuh...Missed that somehow.WELP!I guess at least I poasted some Shoopfoolery
>>20443798>an easy way to try out different cocktails without the cost of buying different kinds of booze.You seem to have some misapprehension at just how bad a ripoff these are.They make these little bottles of almost every kind of liquor that cost $1-$2 dollars.these are certainly much higher quality that the alcohol in these prepackaged, plastic pods.They sell for $20/4 pods, and with that same $20 at a liquor store, you could have 10+ different kinds of liquor to choose from.for another $10, you can get several very good mixers from a dollar store; ginger soda, cranberry juices, colas and even V8 for bloody Marys/MariasI mean you can also go up a level in volume, as most liquor stores carry pints of most every variety too, usually for $5-$8(I have even seen cheap brandy for $3)I just can't see ANY way that this CounterWart has any kind of redeeming qualities with the possible exception of marking the buyer as an abject retard whom you should NEVER entangle yourself with to begin with.Even the massively unaesthetic Keurig coffe maker that pisses out a cup of watery go-juice has a slight benefit over drip makers in that it takes a lot to get one all moldy from neglect.The sweet drinks one just looks ripe for neglect filth to me.
>>20442359He appears to have been genetically modified to subsist entirely on tube shaped food.
>>20442554frrresh torrrtillas>>20442560dope
>>20444177>checkedSomething for later on in the day too...
>>20442486the goatanyone who hasn't watched the juicero instruction video it's a must. absolute clown world nonsense. a grift so pure it blurs the lines between reality and fantasy
>>20438733so 99% of america then (and i agree, btw)
>>20438905Tovala is great. I’m a collector of useless kitchen gadgets but Tovala is actually nice. To be fair, their primary income is from the meal service (they basically give away the oven when you subscribe) but the meals are actually really good and take 2 minutes of prep and 20-30 minutes in the oven. The oven is just a fancy toaster oven, it has convection and a steam function. It’s perfect for leftovers of basically any variety because it won’t dry out food like microwaves or conventional toaster ovens will.
>>20442554A tortilla press is like $15 and you don't have to buy (and throw away) pods to use it.
>>20438323at this point why bother cooking, just eat the poop in your pants :/
>>20442493Was this stolen for the Larry David skit or vice versa?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_O4Y75Rz04
>>20442590Damn puddi hit the wall.
>>20442560>>20444199Texas shaped gadgets would be fine if the state wasn't such a retarded fucking shape to begin with.
>>20443527Can only imagine how much this shit would cost in Australia with our dogshit alcohol tax lmao
>>20444494I don’t understand why every Australian doesn’t homebrew. It’s a pain but with that bonkers tax I don’t know how you can afford not to
>>20444272PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
>>20438443Imagine knowing how to clean anything
>>20438443it adds flavor
>>20441473Learned helplessness is big business.
>>20442600It's an old idea. There's a video somewhere of someone doing it on Martha Stewart's show a long time ago.
>>20444712Homebrewing isn't really a pain and would be laughably fast and easy in a place as warm as Straya. If you wanna do it cheap you can just take cordial then dump in sugar and yeast. I've heard of people making a black tea wine that's pretty good and dirt cheap.
>>20442530Well you see you have to balance the needs of demonstrating your organization's Commitment to Diversity, not scaring off the majority of your customer base & appearing like a late-night infomercial, and crass stereotyping to show how Authentic you are.>>20438905Reminds me of an EZ-bake oven.>>20444242>t. tovala marketing anon
>>20440979You win. Even in perfect working order, following the instructions to the letter, this is still worse than useless.If you worry an egg might have gone bad just put it in a glass of water. If it floats chuck it.out or save for throwing at enemies.
>>20444068or buy a $15 bottle of ready to drink cocktails if you're that lazy
>>20438826>>20438905
>>20447268You can at least get cheap wine in Australia, so you wouldn't be saving much money doing that.
>>20442538I take a long time, but I have some good double walled cups that keep things warm for way longer so thats not really needed
>>20438905My roommate had this. I used it as a toaster oven sometimes.
>>20438826>3:45am, everyone is asleep>go downstairs for an early morning snack>press button to open plate cupboard>RRRRRRRRRRRRRR>five seconds later the plates are deployed>take plate and press button to close cupboard>RRRRRRRRRRRRRR>neighbours shouting for me to shut the fuck upI just wanted to live in the future.
>>20442560i prefer colorado shaped waffles
>>20442205>ledeit's lead, faggot
>>20438714>electric sandwich foldernobody tell him
>>20448086lol I love it when people are so adamant about their ignorance. you’ll get your just deserts.
>>20443527>Gin and tonicAre you fucking kidding me
>>20444199>>20444098>>checkednigger just say checked. that's the stupidest use of the quote feature I've seen yet
>>20438714Imagine buying presliced bread instead of cooking and slicing it yourself.
>>20438872>cuts down food waste!>no, don't pay attention to the plastic packetsAnyone who owns any of those kinds of machines (usually leftists) are disqualified from speaking on environmental concerns. And probably shouldn't be allowed to vote either.
>>20438217I got one of these in a white elephant. It actually works really well and is fairly easy to clean. I used it a few dozen times before deciding it was just taking up space so I tossed it.
>>20443559nileblue used this when making his own chocolate https://youtu.be/IaCZcdWk1DU
>>20438217
>>20438217>ready in 5 minsthey never factor in the cleaning time.
>>20448086Original fag hereLook it up genius.>>20448490Ah..That NEW retardfaggot smell..LURK for 2 moar years roodypoo...Or just fucking tuck your tail and GO THE FUCK BACK you fucking midwit.
>>20442554I didn't even know flesh tortillas were a thing.
>>20448744Ever seen the FireFly movie?Reavers, man...Fuckin' Reavers.
>>20441966Most people can't be trusted with a mandolin.
>>20442359>>20441855And they're still infinitely more successful in life than you'll ever be
>>20443886It's against the law to drink alcohol during a commercial if you notice people never drink any
>>20448712>candyass calling me a roodypooshiggy digging doo. and that's ironic because I called you out because you check digits like a retarded newfag
>>20448637Hi planefag. Put on the dress.
>>20442493Bros help my coffee got hacked and now it rejects all cream and sugar
>>20438217electric_stove.png
>>20438647those are retarded for home cooks but very useful in a professional kitchen, especially where i work where we sell a shitload of cacio e pepe pasta, you get an absurd amount of fresh pepper ground in basically zero time as opposed to making one of the cooks fuck around with a normal pepper grinder for 30 seconds per cacio
>>20442493No fucking way this thing produces Latte Art, least of all in a poured style. This has to be fucking illegal advertisement
>>20448774He's a """""journalist""""" for a clickbait video website anon, hardly successful by any metric
>>20442659>You have to eat ALL the steamed eggs
>>20438647where's the chinese copy for $10?
>>20448391>>20448712>t. ESL newfags
>>20438217my mom uses this multiple times a week for years
>>20438826>>20438905>App-based
>>20442486The CEO after this became a raw water grifter.Some people deserve solitary confinement, and a disproportionate number of those people are CEOs.
>>20439161Extremely accurate assessment
>>20444242>ITT: stupidest fucking kitchen gadgetsPay for adspace
>>20440979>>20442577This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a while lmao
>>20439778That thing was on Big Clive's channel
>>20438407just don't hold the sandwich above your hands
Anyone remember the PetNet pet feeder ? They had a server outage and thousands of pets went hungry because obviously these things have to be controlled by a central computer.
>>20451037Found it on fruugo for $17.
>>20438647Any man who doesn't own a pair of old fashioned Peugeot mills is no man at all.
>>20438826>AN APP-BASED COUNTER-TOP COOKIE OVEN?Rarely have more horrifying words been combined.
>>20438872>When she shows you her taco
>>20451402Of course the have to be controlled by a central computer or else it wouldn't be "smart". If you just programmed a 6-cent microcontroller with a day/date function to feed pets, that wouldn't be smart and you couldn't get VC funding, make an app, sell customer data, or really track how many people use the stupid thing after a month. Plus, you wouldn't ever get them on a subscription fee which VC likes to see!
>>20451402>no one at any point in the development of this thing went "hmm what if we kill someone's dog?"
>>20448774
>>20438262Reminds me of the saying "Jack of all trades; expert of none", but I guess it's space-efficient.
>>20453084They probably did, but then realized they didn't give a fuck because these gimmick machines are like 99% just investor bait.
>>20438262Good for a camper or something. Maybe a little blue city shithole apartment.
My “kitchen gadget” is my wife. She cooks me whatever I ask for as long as it’s breakfast foods, that’s all she ever learned to cook but I’m not complaining
>>20442538my gf will sip a cup of coffee for up to two hours long after it's cold, it's inexplicable
>>20442493>to do the exact same thing as a $20 thermosThermos can't really keep your coffee at your preferred temperature indefinitely.Simply putting hot coffee into a thermos would affect the taste (as it'll sit at a temperature too high for quite a while) so you'd have to let it cool down first and only then put it in, which is extra work and is annoying.I wouldn't care myself but the product you are linking does do something a thermos doesn't.
>>20442538It takes me a long time because I have to wait for it to cool, or else I'll burn my mouth. Can't imagine how long it would take me if I had one of those
>>20453451There's no such thing as a breakfast food. Any food can break your fast. It's on you to moderate the rate of intake if the fast was a long period.
>>20453451My kitchen gadget is also this guy's wife.
>>20443559I got this as a gift because I am a "chef" in my family.I gave it to my uncle who is a beekeeper, if you have a lot of honey that crystallizes, it is great for water-bath to melt the honey but not destroy all the enzymes.
>>20443559I have one. I use it a couple times a year and I think its well worth it. Importantly, its small as shit and doesn't take up a ton of space, so I don't have to balance possessing it against the opportunity to fit something else.I did chocolate for my wife's birthday with this, makes tempering idiot proof. I also do pulled pork with this in the winter. Its not as good as smoking it, but it does an excellent job. Also good for chicken breast as it prevents it drying out. If I didn't have a steam injection oven I'd use it for that.
>>20438262I always wanted one of these in my car
>>20454052>local man baffled as coffee is still "too hot to sip" after three hours
>>20438262this looks like something peter griffin would use
>>20442538le monke
>>20453451I also fuck this guy’s wife.
>>20438905I keep seeing ads for this. It's basically an EZ-Bake Oven for adults, right?
>>20439778>>20439788My parents used to have one of these. It actually worked well; got the dogs a little burnt at the ends but cooked them up properly. Of course you wanted to make DAMN sure the thing was unplugged when not in use; the cooker doesn't care whether it's hotdogs or you when the circuit's completed.
>>20454052Are you gay?
>>20453451You're married to ASMR Darling??
>>20438217Taco frying tongs
>>20440979ok, retarded question here: do eggs actually go bad? I've eaten eggs several months past their date and felt 0 difference in smell, appearance, texture, taste and digestion.
>>20441332It just needs to be coin operated or subscription based and you have some Phillip K. Dick level of appliance. Like that guy from Ubik with his conapt.
>>20442486they could have just sold the packets
>Alexa, pour me some salt
>>20455292>>20455253Kek what a stupid idea >uhmm why yes I want a salt shaker who needs internet connection and spies on me
>>20455292It's amazing how easy it is to convince the average person to unwittingly pay for google/NSA spyware.
>>20455309But the average person never bought or even wanted that.
>>20455312A lot of people have that Siri or Alexa shit in their homes.
>>20442486So keurig, but for juice? To be fair to keurig you can get a refillable k cup still makes shitty coffee. But that juicer, you could just buy the pouch and squeeze it by hand.
>>20455292someone got millions of VC money to make thisdoes it at least also do black pepper? salt grinders are pointless to begin with
>>20442493So a coffee cup with a hotplate? I mean I wouldn't pay $200 for it, but this isn't a bad product. How hot does the plate get? Can you cook Ramen in your coffee mug?
>>20442538If it's black I sip it, because black coffee taste like ear wax and I'm only doing it for the caffeine. If it has milk and sugar, I'd drink it about as fast as a hot cocoa.
>>20442560It would be cool if there was a waffle maker with removable hot plate to make different designs.
>>20455292What the fuck, a white woman in couple with... a white guy? This can't be a real ad.
>>20440979Do people have eggs long enough for them to go bad? I have chimpkens and fresh eggs with shit still on them will last for months in the fridge. I eat them long before then so I don't worry.
>>20455113Those are for tacos? I use mine to grab raw meat
>>20442900Tamagoyaki is easy to make, why even bother with this shit?
>>20443527Is this just rubbing alcohol? Why not just drink those cups like shots?
>>20448637Rice cookers are great though.
>>20451402I'm not against putting cumputers in things, I'm not against smart devices. But always needing an internet connection should be illegal. It should run on a local network if it even needs a network connection. But this should just be a valve on a timer. The fuck does it need to be connected to the internet for?
>>20455381It's just that old anon.
>>20455297>why yes I want a salt shaker who needs internet connection and spies on meWhy are people concerned "smart devices" spy on them? Are you secrets of sniffing your farts? >they sell my data!Okay, and? How does that harm you? Marketing and ad agencies have been selling consumer data for years. They're going to have too much information about the amount of salt you eat and the hentai sounds playing through your salt speaker?
>>20455358You don't understand. You put regular iodized salt in. Not kosher salt, not salt rocks, just regular cheap salt. You can shake it out the top or retrieve it from a little tray at the bottom. It doesn't grind anything. Its just a "smart speaker" with an app that'll measure out a 1/4teaspoon if you want, and has an RGB strip on the top. Thats it. That was the era where everyone tried to make a smart gadget like a toaster, refrigerator, anything they could make an app and shove ads or get you into a useless subscription.
>>20438306spiritual precursor to the slap chop
>>20439711kek
>>20440146bc its a worthless cynical product solving a non-existant problem for lazy fucks who shouldn't exist
>>20438905why cant they find a spot to put that fucking box
>>20442158this isn't that different conceptually from a pullmans tin
>>20448627hate that dickhead
>>20442560>More power = better cookingSee that's why I cook everything on High heat/
>>20455664is it still texas powered if you take it out of taxas or dos it bring texas power with it?
>>20455292This whole ad has the vibes of major drama about to go down, like Amy is sleeping with Greg's best friend Daniel and Monty is in deep financial debt yet pretends everything is fine but he knows that Greg has an inheritance from his millionaire grandfather.
>>20442158when i used to blow glass years ago those were coveted by glassblowers because it was hard to get pyrex tubing that wide. also there were mounts for the cathode rays on old tvs that were made of pyrex in cool colors that were hard to find. people paid large for them
>>20442359>when the electric pocket pussy shat out an egg log directly into the waiting mouth of that Californian soyboy.sauce please this isnt on the youtube ad i found
>>20438647This makes sense in a restaurant setting though. The only issue is you're paying $200 for some garbage probably made in china
>>20455191eventually, but in thw fridge they seem to keep for like 2 months or more. trust me youll know if theyre bad. leave an egg out at room temp for a couple months then crack it (outside)
>>20455389>the food i eat still had shit on themgrim
