burgers should have no sauce

>>20438237
>no mustard
fag

>>20438235
>bottom bun (toasted)
>hearty amount of mayo
>2 fistfuls of shredded lettuce
>thin sliced onion, in strips (basically shredded)
>burger patty
>top bun (toasted)
Let me guess, you need more?

>>20438257
pickles and mustard, plus ketchup on the side for dipping the burger and the fries into

Cheese on burgers does nothing but add calories

>>20438270
pretty much

>>20438235
Wimpy btfo

>>20438235
I put what I want on one.

>>20438270
Only if you use mild cheese I guess. If you add blue cheese you're going to notice the flavor.

>>20438285
blue cheese is hardly the standard for a cheeseburger

>>20438288
That is an entirely separate issue.

>>20438241
if the burger tastes good there's no reason for mustard. if I know it's going to be shitty I want more toppings than burger. if I am using local beef and making my own I want a patty and a toasted bun. maybe some sliced onion and tomato on a plate next it as a side.

>>20438297
all meat is better with an acidic sauce, and mustard compliments beef especially well

>>20438297
I put extra toppings on burgers fags like you cook for me out of spite

>>20438313
based scornpilled spitemaxxer

>>20438235
Hamburgers should be free. Food is a human right and it's immoral that we allow companies to deny people basic sustenance because they want to make billions in profits for their owners.

>>20438313
I don't cook for anyone. Let alone the 300 pounds of good beef in my freezer or any of the tomatoes from my garden. Though feel free to imagine me the next time you eat a hamburger.

>>20438237
>>20438297
>”They hated him, for he spoke the truth; It sounded out as thunder, and the truth lashed their ears like whips.”

>>20438237
this.
>>20438257
>mayo
npc detected.
>>20438259
>dipping
post wrist.
>>20438270
trolling died in 2015.
>>20438328
>Food is a human right
nope.

>>20438360
hating mayo is potentially the most npc take you can have, and the fact that you immediately threw it out as an insult demonstrates that you both know this and are insecure about it. it would make way more sense to call enjoying mayo a contrarian opinion if anything, since it’s so divisive.

>>20438385
only npcs eat mayo and belong to the mayo cult.
>go to burger place that only puts mustard on their burgers
>ask for it dry
>"you don't even want mayo on it?"
this has literally happened to me.
the mayo cult is real and they're trying to poison everyone with it.
fucking crazed lunatics.

>>20438399
>t. american so addicted to sugar he can’t survive without his hfcs red dye “tomato” ketchup.
your one autistic anecdote doesn’t mean shit, there are very few restaurants that put mayo on their burgers by default. they only asked if you wanted mayo because they wanted to confirm that you actually wanted a dry burger (something only a complete sociopath would order) and that they needed to not fuck up your order lest you come back later and shoot up the restaurant
but also
>checked

>>20438399
>The Mayo cult
Let me guess, this irrational fear is based on your association of mayo with semen? How did I know you were a closeted gay?

>>20438413
>ketchup.
what psychosis is it to see words that were never there?
>>20438413
>very few restaurants that put mayo on their burgers by default
you're right, because they attempt to hide it in other shit like mac sauce.
mayo cult is real, anon.
and they lost.

>>20438430
there is no reason for mayo to exist other than to poison people.
this is irrefutable.
if you eat mayo you're part of the cult and don't even realize it.
you weird little fuckers constantly try to push it on others.
it's like some retarded npc trying to defend why the still have a facebook once they learn you no longer use facebook.

>>20438351
>frozen beef hamburger

>>20438442
Lmao, I don't even like mayo but you're just sperging out. Dance clown, dance.

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Whoa, this is some delicious shizoposting. brb, gonna make a mayonnaise sandwich and pretend like it's made with his tears.

>>20438435
>mayo cult
Can confirm, for I am its high priest/ess.
srsly, I love mayonnaise.
I don't live burger sauces, though, because it's always just mayo+X. It's never anything interesting, either. Always some Asian sauce of some sort. Kochujang mayo, sriracha mayo, wasabi mayo, soya mayo etc etc etc
I'm a simple man. I like simple burgers. Beef. Mayo. Bread. Ketchup. Cheese. That's it.
If I'm making a burger wrap or my aunt's cheeseburger fried rice, I add a shit ton of burger vegetables (lettuce, tomato, onion, cuke pickle)

Are you autistic?

>>20438360
try dipping with ranch. Weird but good on a burger

>>20438257
>no tomato

>>20438328
Fuck you commie cunt.

Things cost money because you are paying for the labor of the product.

>>20438413
Facts.

>>20438270
>>20438273
>>20438237
>>20438355
>>20438442
It's incredible how ignorant you "people" are.

>>20438685
Not good year around, only during tomato season.

>>20438399
You are an autist who can't stand the taste of a sauce that is liked by normal people.

>>20438696
They have autism. They can't stand the taste and texture of any sauce which is why they get plain burgers.

>>20438698
In a civilized country, every season is tomato season.

>>20438235
why is homer trapped in a void on the wall

>>20438746
He is in hell for his gluttony

>>20438703
If I wanted to eat sauce I'd eat tendies. If I get a burger it's because I wanted to taste the burger.

>>20438859
taste my balls, nigger!!!!!

>>20438235
a burger should have cheese, pickles, ketchup mustard and mayo.
you can have onions too but at that point its a salad.

>>20438859
You arent beating the autism allegations. Pathetic man-child.

Go eat your tendies and leave the real flavor for the real men.

>>20438935
checked

>>20438235
I always thought those burgers that Wimpy would eat looked really tasty. Same with the sausages in Tom and Jerry.