What do you bring to throw on the public grill?What sides are you bringing?What drinks are you bringing?What ball are you bringing?What board games are you bringing?I need answers let's go!
that thing is cringe
Hot dogs, mustard potato salad, and coke zero.
>>20456409>What board games are you bringing?Have you ever actually been to a park?
>>20456409>/ck/ is meeting up at the parkI'm sad this isnt actually happeninganyway I'd bring a grill I can be sure homeless people havent shat in
>>20456409I'd stab you to death if you ever tried to arrange a meet up at the park you lonely fuck.
>>20456416We just need to clean it up a bit. It's still good anon!
>>20456426I'm bringing throw throw burrito!
I'm bringing these bad boys
>>20456427Maybe we could make it happen?>>20456421delicious answers>>20456427no, we have to use the tax payer's grill it's the rules>>20456429my frens would have my back
>>20456432>we
one time i had my kids birthday in the park and it was a peppa pig birthday. so we had hot dogs, bacon, chili, nacho cheese, onions, mustards, cheese, relish, jalepenos, mayo, bbq saucei grilled up like 60 dogs
>>20456455I bet that would be a good addition to the party!I brought a football anyone want to have a catch?
>>20456409I brought beer! and paper bags!
>>20456409I'm bringing my gi joe set and a bag of tomatoes
I'm bringing potato salad!
>>20456484Fuckin' based! I'll play some Gi Joes!
>>20456469We have a based lad over here!
>>20456426Yes
>>20456526dat nigga dun lost his queen
>>20456526Sub Saharan Intellectuals!
disinfectant
is America really a first world country?
>>20456543We have more public grills that have never been cooked on than anywhere else!
>>20456542Good idea!We havin s’mores?
>>20456409Nice troll, this subject is always inexplicably controversial. Let us review the basic, established, inctrovertible facts.>Those are not grills, they are for the park staff to incinerate dog feces>Over time, they also became popular receptacles for homeless and teenagers to deposit waste>Ignorant minorities sometimes assume they are "grills" and use them for cooking food, despite all sensory evidence to the contrary>These people actually believe that a 2-second fireball of lighter fluid is enough to remove years of caked-on waste, rather than a brief spectacle that if anything hardens the waste residue even more>Sometimes, ignorant children from single mothers witness all this and assume this is accepted American practice>It is not. (Why would anyone even cook food at the public homeless park instead of your White American Suburban backyard?)But thanks for the seasonable reminder, every year people die from cooking food on the dogshit incinerators as a "prank".
im gonna volunteer to take home abundant leftovers. and drink a bunch of yer beers. if there is no beer, ill do a beer run for a 12er of something cheap.
>>20456554I’m calling the CDC and the FDA this is misinformation!
>>20456561Bring your Tupperware anonhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/VgT63VtsFm8
personally, i'd bring some weiners and raleqtambrobrét to garnish
>>20456596That can be done. Who is bringing the music and what's the playlist?
>>20456409id just bring home made cookies and try to arrive early so if someone else brings cookies, they will probably come after me
>>20456598>what's the playlist?
>>20456598As horrible as Bluetooth speakers are, you can ruin many more people's day at the park with a simple acoustic guitar or drone.
>>20456409When I was in NZ, they had coin operated public gas grills on the beaches.
>>20456618We need a picture of that.>>20456609Ok Who is bringing their guitar and who is bringing their drone?>>20456607good choice
>>20456543Interesting grill brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkMOhSkEj_g
>>20456627pop cornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-w_oyeVLlA
Those Germans for ya'!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQrAZr5AW8
We make skewers of meat onion mushroom bell pepper etc and marinade them over night, then hit the park. It's mostly an excuse for us to smoke dope and drink beer in a semi-natural environment
>>20456673Sounds like the life anon
>>20456469Sounds nice, was the cake peppa pig shaped too?I’d bring some moist towelettes (lemon scent), beef quesadilas, cider, and some nerf guns.
>>20456409>What do you bring to throw on the public grill?Bratwurst >What sides are you bringing?Pickles>What drinks are you bringing?Beer>What ball are you bringing?Volleyball>What board games are you bringing?This is not standard. I will bring a fishing pole
>>20456409Some arrachera, a cooler full of Modelo, and my own grill because I'm not cooking on that filth-encrusted piece of shit.
>>20456791Public grills are part of the prompt anon. We pay taxes for these things.>>20456787good ideas. The lake being there, a fishing pole is a definite good idea!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPkDc1D7RsMlet's make some burgers
>>20456791we put foil over it so chill out
>>20456802There's no need to be upsethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnAHtcXIt4U
>>20456409I'll bring some homemade potato salad and a case of Coors Banquet. All kidding aside, /ck/ is probably one of the safer boards to have an irl meetup with. The ratio of psychotic fuckers and schizos to relatively normal autists is probably pretty low on here.
>>20456828Perhaps we should do a public meet up. Someone bring charcoal and some buns, mustard, and weiners and announce which park you’ll be at abd when and see who comes by to visit with the lonely autist manning the grill on that date and time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiAAoP4_vXIlet's do this /ck/ let's cook on a public grill!
>>20456876I hope the guy who wasted a few hours this week threatening to butt rape everybody comes.
>>20456627when I was a kid we would put carboard on top and sleep on them when we were too drunk to go home
>>20456893I will buttfuck you. At the cookout.
>>20456905Why doesn’t Australia trust it’s people with open flames?
>>20456912There are fire bans for most of summer in most inhabited areas because it becomes very easy to lose control of your fire. But if your coals start flaming when cooking you've fucked up.
>>20456409I'm bringing my own portable grill and not letting any of my food within 10 feet of the public grill that a dozen bums and unruly teenagers have sprayed mad dog 20/20 diarrhea on in the last week
>>20456928Oh come on, the FDA says that it’s safe and effective!
I will make homemade cookies, spinach dip(the kind with no cheese but uses Greek yogurt) with pita chips, and I'll chip in when purchasing meat if the need arises. /ck/ is my favorite board and only savages try to ruin frowny feasts.
>>20456409I'll bring the brownies with special sauce
>>20456931The FDA has a percentage of rat feces that's acceptable in produce and meat
>>20456970Trust the science!
>>20456532Its a spare you goober, queen is on h4
>>20457063>it's a spareThey're playing checkers not bowling you RETARD
I bring marinaded lamb, and kilos of potato and pasta salad. Boche balls, checkers.
>>20456623https://www.infonews.co.nz/news.cfm?id=33260These are electric though. The ones I used were gas.
I imagine you all look like bald Sandi Toksvigs
>>20456554Nice fanfic, hope your teacher gives you an A
>>2045640960/40 Brisket and chuck burgers and hot links
>>20456554incontrovertible*didn't read btw
>>2045640Florida here: filet steak, mushroom, onion, peppers shishkabobs, w/spicy chimmichurri saucecold potato salad w/eggcold watermelon slicesgarlic bread to toastPitchers of cold gazpacho with chunky cucumbers, fresh grape-limeade, Cold beers, if allowedUno cards to play, volleyball w/net, bringing my dogs w.frisbees and my portable bluetooth speaker that I take to baseball games to emcee
>>20456799>paying taxes
>>20456432I pee on these
I'm going to liberate one of these, Cool Hand Luke style, and put it in my backyard.
>>20456427If it actually happened we'd all bring grills and it would just be a bunch of people standing around eating their own food
>>20456970Every country's food agency has.If it didn't, you'd have to throw away everything.The low amount of contaminations like rodent feces etc are an accomplishment of modern preservation methods, but 100% will still never be possible. In grain there will always be rodent droppings and the flour will always contain a little bit of insect, both adults and maggots.Apples without "worms"? - unknown 100 years ago, the were simply eaten with it. Extra protein, yum.But yeah, you can try to minimize it, but there will always be a small amount of contamination in our crops and therefore food.
Wait, would you actually use that thing? Wtf is wrong with you?
>>20457207Why does NZ not trust their people with open flames?
>>20457260I want you there anon!>>20457821Sounds about right>>20457833It’s fine if you clean it off first.
They can piss and shit all over them for all I care. When I bring it up to 700F then brush off the char there's nothing left
>>20457821yeah thats based
beans on toad
Should I do it /ck/?Should I use the public grill?
>>20456469> HEY KIDS WHO LIKES PEPPA PIG??!?> * chars 64 hot dogs
>>20456409>marinated chicken thighs>package of soft rolls>condiments>box of cheap wine
>>20456409>cheddar brats>no sides>a six pack>no ball>a pack of cards
>>20456607based
>>20458537>a pack of cardsWhat are we playing?
Lamb shashlikNigvziani badrijani (fired aubergines stuffed with a garlic/walnut paste and Georgian herbs and spices)
>>20458558war, then poker. then some impossible drinking game my friend came up with.
>>20458565Sounds based
>>20457885Kiwis are very conscientious and environmentally friendly people. They're descended from Scottish and Irish free settlers instead of convicts in Australia.t. SEAian who was posted at NZ for government work.
>>20456416I always do cookouts at rest stops outside the city because who tf grills at a rest stop 10 miles from the city
A lot of food is being brought but I am going to do the big brain move and make sure we can cook it by brining one of these bad boys so I can be the savior and pig out with no remorse on all the succulent food being provided.
>>20459228Fucking pic rel didn’t attach.
>>20458480cook a ribeye on it
>>20456427>>20456409i miss living in ahigh trust society. can we please just send them all back.
>>20459500Sounds like a plan I’ll try to hype it up for a few weeks so that DFW anons can come and party. Maybe you can help me figure out a park to go to so we can maximize the turnout. Ooh found me a public grill and it’s next to Lake Grapevine! We can watch airplanes come in to land too! We can see if /n/ and /o/ want to come!
>>20456485>not mustard
>>20456596>raleqtambrobrétglow harder
>>20459528I think we just have to make our own country with blackjack and hookers
>>20456836First image I've ever seen of a new one. Always assumed they just came covered in years of grime straight from the factory
>>20457816Here you go, champ
>>20459607Apparently some people buy these and install them at their house!
>>20459625>commercial or business inquiries onlyReally makes you think
>>20459637They claim to only sell to commercial buisinesses because you'll need a Goddamned forklift to unload this bitch off the truck. It's A1011 steel. Not like that cheap Chinese stuff you get from Uline or MSC.
>>20459601maybe go to Reddit and use your worthless time discussing chicken nuggets and pepperoni pizza
>>20458252I prefer living hatsnax on my warty little frens
>>20459649?
>>20459844They don't even call out the steel grade, just the thickness. Pathetic. The other one has 1.125 inch spacing on the grill grates and a much bigger fire box.
>>20457826>it's okay to eat rat shit because the government told me so! It's communism to ban LITERAL RAT SHIT in our FOOD!!! Muh freedum!Americans...
>>20459806wholesome post
>>20459893Imagine living in a country that believes the American government’s lies…
>>20459893>We dilute our iconic cooking ingredients with chemicals and/or other low quality ingredients because we need to make a profit and pretend that we care about social issues and not purge our organized crime in our agricultural and food sectors. Europeans...
>>20456623>Ok Who is bringing their guitar and who is bringing their drone?Teenage douchebags and adult autists, respectively. And don't get me wrong, I like drone footage, but it's a whole different experience when the horrible noise hasn't been replaced by royalty-free ukulele music or some dollar-store John Williams soundtrack.
>>20459844>You need a forklift for these bad bois>85lbsboi is weak as hell
Smart guys plop a big cast iron skillet on top.
>>20459568Can’t believe none of the /fa//t/ /g/uys here want to meet up and have a cook out and fu/ck/
>>20458480>order4me is a fattyI shouldn't be this surprised.
>>20461182>implying that everyone else here isn’t. Nobody wants to show up to my cook out because they might be smaller than me.Feels bad man.
>>20461230You've been lingering in that park for a long time.
>>20461238I spent 5 minutes and took a few pictures
>>20456409>public grillprobably some brats from the local meat locker>sidesthai peanut noodles or some other pasta salad, quick sweet pickles, some seasonal fruit maybe watermelon idk>drinksshandy>balla teener in a bullet would probably be sufficient, depends how many heads are on it, just pass it around to do discreet bumps. not tryna get too geeked at the function, just put a little pep in our step ya dig
The heat of the grill disinfects the meat.
>>20456409Public grill in Belgrade, Serbia>What do you bring to throw on the public grill?Ćevapi, Pljeskavice, Smoked Ribs, Skewers rolled in bacon, mackarel in aluminium foil>What sides are you bringing?Šopska salata, bread>What drinks are you bringing?Rakija, Beer, Vine, Rum>What ball are you bringing?Foorball (round one), Also two sets of full HEMA equipment to work up apetite>What board games are you bringing?Cards, muchkin... nothing that actually requires space.
>>20456409>What do you bring to throw on the public grill? hamburgers, hotdogs, chicken wings, steak tips, kebabs, and pepper and onions, kielbasa >What sides are you bringing? potato salad, macaroni salad, greek salad, cole slaw, corn, chips, pretzels, carrots and hummus >What drinks are you bringing? coke, Pepsi, seltzer, pale ale, IPA, iced tea, ambrosia, and bottled water>What ball are you bringing? bull's testicles, octopus balls >What board games are you bringing? Twilight Imperium I'll also bring plates, cutlery, cups, napkins, extra chairs, bug spray, tiki torches, and an awning
I'll bring the best chips ever made
>>20457826based>>20456970your house is full of shit particles from your farts and shits. it gets into your food, water, and air.
>>20461475/tg/ checking in
>>20460706That why I keep a large one in my truck. Not eating off something that kids have pissed on.
I want this park meet up to happen, but I know that it won't.
>>20461953I'd do one if everyone promises to bring pre-packaged foodAnyone can bring homemade "brownies" or whatever but they also need to bring a sealed bag of chips that can be open in front of all the Anons
>>20456409Mushroom risotto balls to be cooked into aranciniA large bag of babybel cheesesA few bottles of sparkling mead leftover from the Celtic festivalI don't own a ballWhichever 3.5 one shot the other guests haven't played yet>Verification not required
>>20456409Board games? Outside? No no no, water ballons and super soakers
>>20456432your tinfoil can't remove the gnarly dehydrated camping piss I took on that
>>20456463Lookin good
>>20456542Just fire it up and clean off the gunk
>>20462388Or... cook at home, like a person?
>>20462403Touch grass incel
>>20456471Nice ball, anon. I'm in.
>>20459568I'm going to seek out and piss on this grill
I'm bringing the Flammenwerfer.
>>20459620that would be like installing a prison toilet at home
>>20457821This is actually an idea that might work, we come up with a time and a place, and either you show up or you don't. Best case scenario it's just a bunch of people grilling in a park somewhere.
>>2045697050/50 this guy doesn't even close his toilet before flushing.
>>20462410>How can men live like this?
>>20462414Let’s do it!
I am bringing fried chicken and a red wine based dipping sauce.
>>20462418Real mystery
>>20456543hell yeah. make sure you clean them before use though>tfw lived in tourist hotspot and used to shit on these then turn them on
total tripfag death
>>20456409>What do you bring to throw on the public grill?ribs.>What sides are you bringing?nothing.>What drinks are you bringing?domestic beer.probably shiner.>What ball are you bringing?none.>What board games are you bringing?we're outdoors.we're playing horseshoes.
>>20456598the local classic rock station, of course.>>20456623i'll bring 2 guitars.
>>20459887>They don't even call out the steel grade, just the thickness.Why the fuck would anyone care about the grade of steel used for a permanently outdoor charcoal grill?
>>20456893he will if you show up.he'll come so much it'll marinate you.#FlavorInjected
>>20459568>DFW anonsIrving checking in. I am down!Today would have been a great day for the weather alone.
>>20464401I was at the park earlier today and it was a shitshowBut a lot of hot people getting their vitamin D
>>20464401>>20464411Weekend or weekday meetup?
To the movies or to the park, I'll have you home before it's dark.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_BdbKYW2-A
>>20464877Maybe Friday, split the difference?
>>20464893We should definitely stretch this out and do it during the day for all of the NEETS. We could promote in on other boards too. Need a meet up for DFW anons... A touch grass day.
Fresh pineapple tossed in cinnamon and coconut oil and skewered; served over vanilla icecream
>>20464975You BBQ it forgot that part
>>20459568pog, DFW /ck/ meetup soon. This coming week or sometime further in the future?
>>20464975Canned pineapple soaked in soy sauce, grilled, on the bottom bun (with a good spread of mayo) in a cheeseburgerYou're welcome
>>20465012Pineapple on burger is good
>>20465077diggiesdunk it in soy sauce and grill it, next time, that's next-level shit
>>20456409I'd stay at home, desu. But if I were forced at gunpoint to go:>White bread rolls and some cheap sausages.>Coleslaw salad and block of cheddar.>Beer.>Football (soccer) ball.>Chess and a deck of cards.
>>20459972>he doesn't want 50 autists playing guitar at the same time and 50 drones buzzing around crashing into treesits like you don't even like bbqs
>>20461953same :( Chicago checking in
>>20456409I am mostly sure that I would not care to meet 60% of people on this board because of all the fast food threads
>>20465005Let's pick a date for a few months from now on a Friday around noon and promote it on several boards for a while and see what happens. It'd be fun.
>>20465410Be sure to hit up /o/, those guys meet up on the regular
>>20465430Definitely plan to do a multi board Ad campaign in the following boards: /ck/ (obviously)/sp//o//diy//mu//g//n//p//biz//out//trv//xs//tg/and we'll even invite the glowies at /pol/, but not /k/ there's far too many there.any boards I should cut?
>>20464877weekend because i wage slave m-f 9-5
>>20465610Cut /pol/
>>20465703They wouldn't show up anyway.>>20465679sorry fren I'll make it a Saturday then
>>20464905I'll bring brownies
>>20465781I'm sure people there would partake in your edibles.
Is it permissible to show up and sit away from everyone else? I have extreme social anxiety but I’m trying to overcome it.
>>20465610I'd cut most of those, but I'm not going anyway. People who seek places to talk about sport, travel, cars, or politics are awful company.
>>20467563And what would you talk about?
>>20456912It helps to understand that australia has plants made to be in fire cycles. There are types of eucalyptus that have oil in the dry dead leaves because they want to be on fire.
>>20456409expensive hot dogs, s'mores stuff, water & beer, I'm not bringing any balls or board games wtf are you doing, enjoy nature or go home faggot
>>20468104Ok, I’m with this chap
When is this happening? I’m breaking out the oreos
>>20456409beer heart marinated in ale, peppers and hot sauce
