cucumbers can neither read nor talk
>>20465139What else did Veggie Tales lie to me about
>>20465134that's pretty funny, 2bh
>>20465150jonah was never swallowed by a whale
>>20465134I didnt think Ratatouille had anything to do with politics
>>20465150the Jews
>>20465134the horror
>>20465134
first female head of state of Mexico
>>20465571I need the never wake up syrup
>>20465406I don't smoke weed or smoke, but I kinda want to jam some ketchup chips in that and try it.
>>20465420Wow that looks cool, I have a small red potato sprouting now, I wonder if I could sprinkle water on it and make it some kinda desktop bonsai, potato flowers look neat.
>>20465600That movie sucked
>>20465618Shut your whore mouth that movie made be cry like a bitch
>>20465618It's not for everyone. It's fine if you don't like it. Just find a movie that you enjoy.
>>20465635So, like normal than?
>>20465643Basically
>>20465389I fucking hate this style of burger and want it to die. Smashburgers are overrated as well.Find a good common ground.
>>20465134Been a while since I've seen this shared: complicated delivery system webm
>>20465654If I'm being honest a course grind, or even hand chopped steak and then smash it hard but the pieces are big so that stops it from getting too thinAnd I find that more al dente texture appealing
>>20465546
>>20465615Found the anon obsessed with amerifats.
>>20465198Right, he was swallowed by the great sea monster.
>>20465828Dick Roman
>>20465571i bet that was some nice stuff
>>20465150lord of the beans is actually a parody of lord of the rings, not the other way around.
>>20465738標記酥炸大腸 should have translated into Mark's Crispy Fried Big Sausage, which still sounds wierd...
>>20465654Smashburgers are literally the only actual burger you fuck
>>20465440ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!
>>20465603having had stargazey, its fucking top notch, will make again.
>>20465627thats a china thing but if the foot was properly washed I have no idea why we aren't doing it this way desu
>>20465759Found the crying butthurt fatty shitbag
>>20465828The Hebrew says fish
>>20465429
>>20465614She's just like us
>>20466006Mmm I love squeezing all the juice of the meat into the pan while it's cooking, surely this will result in a good tasting burger and not a thin dry patty.
>>20466809I like how in midrash, he somehow talks to the fish and the fish says they both gon' get ate by leviathan so Jonah was all like "yo, leviathan! Look at my fuckin' dick, bitch!" and flashed his cock at leviathan from inside the fish somehow and leviathan was all like "oh shit, a Jew!" and swam away cuz he was Yehud intolerant or some shit.Yes, they really expect you to believe this horse shit lmao.
>>20466485classic
>>20466903Couldn't help yourself huh
>>20465571>Oh, have a spot of the ol’ cough, have we?>Better paralyze you
>>20466948?
>>20467532Its just that people who arent religious are always so upset at religion instead of just ignoring it. All I said was the fact that neither of nose anons was correct, and the actual text said fish, and you went on this long tirade about midrash, whish wasnt even accurate because that's not what midrash is.
>>20467537>not even accuratelolLook it up for yourself, dumbcunt.>people who arent religious blah blah blah Unrelated to literally anything being discussed, madam.>that's not what midrash is Are you retarded or disingenuous? Midrashim are just the side commentaries to Scripture and one midrash for Jonah includes that bullshit about him flashing his cut zayin to leviathan.
>>20467550Nome of waht you said is relevant. Midrashim are philosophical extended ideas. They aren't literal. The midrash say Adam could see from one end of the universe to the other before the fall. Obviously that's not to be taken literally. Typical of atheists to let their ego of superiority get to them and misunderstand basic tenants of the religion they are bashing. Hope things get better for you
>>20465139Who lied to you?
>>20467561>Jonah was eaten by a fish! >*here's some rabbinical doujin about Jonah*>THAT'S NOT RELEVANT!!!!!!!!!lol>that's not what midrash is!>*actually, it is*>OKAY BUT THEY'RE NOT LITERAL!!!!!more lolOkay then. Disingenuous it is.>Typical of atheists blah blah blahAnd more irrelevant claims without any evidence. Madam, how would you know whether I am an atheist or not? I've made no indication one way or the other. Were you a more intelligent lady, you may have realised that before you jumped, cunt first, right into making claims with no evidence.>religion bashingAnd where did anyone bash religion, Rebecca?Do work on your reading comprehension skills.
>>20466832That's not how it works you retard
>>20465654>Smashburgers are overrated as well.What pisses me off is that they were always a cheap, uninspired way of making quick diner burgers but hipsters somehow managed to ruin it.
>>20467584Didnt read. You seem really upset. Hope things get better.
>>20467584>huge extended screedYeah you sure dont care bro. I'm gunna leave the thread now but feel better.
>>20467608>>20467609K : )
>>20465654I refuse to use the term "sm*shb*rg*r"; it sounds absolutely retarded, like something a toddler would make up.
>>20465618you suck
>>20466047you need to go back
>>20465615This is stupid thoughBased on the picture it seems like you have to consume more Dilaudid to achieve the same effect of one small piece of morphineAka the opposite of what they are trying to say
>>20467641I know the guy who created those and I used to shop at the supermarket he's parodying with these.
>>20467655
>>20465571Morphine is actually an incredible cough suppressor. People back the where beasts though, every zoomer taking this three times a day would be in a coma and not working 10h shifts.
>>20467658rad. ACF was amusing as fuck.shrimp quarantines, pond kings, and "shhh it's: chicken whispers" have never left my friend group.
>>20465590I used to peg individual ice cubes into the pressure fryers back when I worked at k-fry to piss off the fat fuck cookgood times
>>20465389I hate this social media twat so much.
>>20467801>I used to peg individual ice cubes
>>20467751I mean, of course, their flyers were never THAT ridiculous but with shit like "BEST YET! Hamburger buns. Cheap!" and section headlines like "Get ready for: PRODUCE!" (which inexplicably included frozen egg rolls under it) it's not hard to see how that shit inspired ACF. Since the chain split into two, neither flyer has been as silly.
>>20465583based
So how do you want your steak, seekay?
>>20465134Behold the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile
>>20468219This one got me
>>20465406Done this with apples to smoke datura bowls.
>>20465587who the fuck eats broccoli with bacon and eggs?
>>20465606lel, see--Whatchoo NEEDS is dat Aftermarket Securties, 'n' Sheeeeit!
>>20468220I know a girl whose schizophrenic father pulled her and her brother out of school once day to go chase the weinermobile around. I didn't understand why anyone would do that, schizophrenic or otherwise.He also once "broke into" a dentist's office and just stole all of the refrigerator magnets. Several boxes. She got home from school once day to find her dad in his underwear sitting on the floor in the living room, stacking fridge magnets into a totem pole. She didn't bother to ask what he was doing nor why.I put "broke into" in quotes because all he did was make an appointment then, after, he just walked out with the boxes on a handtruck thing he found in the hallway outside and loaded his car, leaving the handtruck in the parking lot.
>>20465583>jack>johnthis dude dont even remember his own name
>>20465134Silly anon, that's not how you put pickles in a hotdog bun!
>>20465615What a retarded picture without the text at the bottom it looks like it takes 7 more times the amount to have the same effect as morphine
>>20468386Are you retarded? It clearly has the opposite meaning.
>>20467631She was Jack before Jack was even Jack here.
>>20467641>vinegar husbandsTopKek!
>>20468219Heheheh, whaddaya think it means "Tonight, you" ? like, he's threatening me or something
>>20468403Whoever wrote this has never spoken to a Black in his life. Ebonics doesn't use the verb 'be' that way. To say the machine "don't be workin'" doesn't mean that the machine is not working. It means that the machine frequently doesn't work but is not necessarily currently not working. To say the machine isn't working, a groid would simply say the machine "broke" or "ain't workin'," with no be in sight besides the almost certainly fat one telling you about the machine.
>>20468334You should have gotten pics or are you holding them all to yourself for upsell?
>>20468205Niggy should have become blacker after being scorched, missed take.
>>20468444I can tell that you're full of shit, you cap black as "Black" as if you have some guilt going on.
>>20468444>Ebonics doesn't use the verb 'be' that way.This is patently false. I have heard it used in EXACTLY that way, on multiple occasions.Besides, we all know that Nogbonics is made up horseshit that all started as an easy way to let illiterate melanated retards stay stupid.Go fuck yourself Timmy.
>>20465591Idiot. When beef wellington or any other number of dishes after/for famous people are invented for consumption each and everyday
>>20467653Only an American would interpret that sign as needing to eat more.
>>20465627No just Belgians in Afrika
>>20465389i've seen you people post this webm so many times yet i dont get what your point is. am i supposed to laugh? am i supposed to get angry?
>>20468481Keep trying faggot boi, get down to your nearist gaybar for some kind of resolution. That's clearly the best you can do. A fucking neighborly gay bar.
>>20466454She looks like she isn't wearing pants from the thumbanial. I've been bamboozled.
>>20468512I think that those poor fishies need some El Yucateco
>>20468504We are laughing at the blatant hypocrisy and shallow fakeness of Gordo.The top sequence is a kitchen nightmares where Gordo Shitboxes this burger as horrible and inedible because of the size.The bottom sequence is this ridiculous faker presenting a very similar burger, sizewise, as Haute cuisine, and "The way I like to make my burgers..."He's a shitty sell-out hack, with a flair for television Faggotry, and drama, who got "Famous" be perpetuating kitchen Abuse of his "Team"FUCK him, I wish Marco had browbeaten him right the fuck out of cooking back in the 80s.
>>20467590says the guy who puts ketchup on a steak
>>20467641>adjective nouns, non-sequitur phrase!Glad this brand of humor died out sometime in Obama’s second term
>>20468467>I have heard it used in EXACTLY that way, on multiple occasionsNo you haven't. >>20468463That's nice
>>20468444you are a moron, B is not being used as a verb, it's an informal noun, and it was/is popular ebonics slanghttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=B
>>20465324Look into Ben and Willard, then into CHUD.
>>20468626Not only ebonics, but ebonics slang.Aren't you the sad protesting type?Didn't that shit go out about 30 years ago?
>>20468603Believe what you want, ghetto niggers are fucking stupid, and I had to be around them for 3 years for work about 5 years ago.Your COPE is hilarious.
>>20468645i admire your fashionable running shoes
>>20468646>ghetto niggers are fucking stupidNo? Who would have even guessed that?
>>20468646>The "proper" way to express this sentence is "People believe this state of affairs is unusual, but no, it is a actually how it normally operates">Racist boomers and millennial chuds would prefer that Lol
>>20468653They prefer fear, that's they're game look into the socialist agenda. The democrats and these so called protesters are right in line.
These socialist bitches truly do not understand what they have.
>>20468334>I didn't understand why anyone would do thatbecause the Wienermobile is cool? sounds like a good time to me.
>>20468645don't get upset with me because you were confidently wrong, faggot
>>20468334Interdasting. The magnetic nature will make structural integrity trivial but how are you going to keep them upright? Some sort of matrix arrangement where the contigous electromagnetic fields keep then locked into position?
>>20465134that cucumber has seen some shit
>>20468444who gives a shit about blacks?
>>20468700Jealous are you?
>>20468334Could never aspire to live up to this level of based, but the other night I chased some deer around the city center on an electric scooter, for 30 minutes at 3:30 in the morning
>>20468537i like that he abuses his team, i dont care about the rest
>>20465328palastine scumbags funded by iran that nobody here wants to call out for what they are, scumbag terrorists
>>20468755slowly im starting to do stuff like this, like once i followed some stranger around from afar just to see where she worked, it was kinda fun, reminded me of when i used to follow npcs around on gta 3 and then i would kill them when i got bored ;)
>>20468791Seems kind of creepy, like you're stalking some chick. That's not quite right.
>>20468791Seems kind of epic I wish you a long and storied career and many successful evasions of law enforcement
>>20467627Ewww LGBTQ
>>20468842I can hear the mouth breathing.
>>20468842>That bright-eyed little girl will be turned into a comatose lardbrain like her retard mother through a corruptive carb dietShe would be better off in an orphanage (even with all the ethnics)
>>20468808>>20468809it was a one time thing, i was walking at like 6 in the morning and i got interested in this one girl and decided to follow her to see where she worked. i was feeling oddly confident that morning thats why i did it.
>>20467627i wonder if they still do mad magazine.im sure, but im also sure its trash
>>20468395Who?
>>20465399why do porn stars dicks look like this ice cream?
>>20465618I don't usually use the word Reddit to describe things, but that movie was legit made in a lab to appeal to annoying Redditors who like multiverse/Rick and Morty garbage.
>>20467627Call me crazy but the Chicken McFlurry doesn't sound that bad.
>>20465926the munch from the old man heats the labia beef
>>20468989>banagazy
>>20468479
>>20469182quranically correct chicken
>>20468919Following some chick at 6am in the morning is creepy even by /ck standards. Seek therapy before you're on some wanted poster in a post office.
>>20467627I'll take half a dozen Ghost Taco Supreme
>>20469182These Kenshi mods are getting wild
>>20468928I remember that old magThe Weed of Krym bears bitter fruitI used to save up lunch money to buy those.
>>20468947Do you often eat fish dicks?
>>20469208
>>20468458What will those crazy norwegians invent next?
>>20469218Sweeds and Finns
>>20469219Look buddy I'm an American, I can't keep track of all these nordic microstates. Now excuse me, I have to go masturbate using this gun lube made in China.(jokes aside, thank you for the correction)
>>20465618Yeah, it's Oscarbait trash.
>>20469189What is the bitch doing out that late(I usually clonk out at 5am)
>>20469182>exposed to wide open air for 75% of its rotationShits gotta take a LONG time to coom
>>20468842Having had several 1 year old. They are exceptional about asking for food that meets their nutritional needs.You could pile ice cream and mini donuts(which my lard-ass parents did) the kids would look at them like they have 3 heads, and chins.Bacon and eggs, this is what 1 year olds want for breakfast. Homemade banan bread for desert. Apple sauce is a fine snack, if you get the one made out of fruit and nothing else.Child fat groomers deserve the rope. Just get the thick one.
>>20465139If they can't talk, how would you know they can't read?
>>20467608religion is mental illness, you just proved my point
another thread derailed by religion cucks
>>20469562Concession accepted. Sorry you were wrong.
>another thread derailed by religion cucks
>>20468212hehe
>>20467641kek these are hilarious
>>20465661This webm pisses me the fuck off. WHO eats a small scrape of potato wiped onto the back of a fork? And then chews it?
>>20465661>letting an infant play with a smartphonesatanic
>>20467721That's typically how drug tolerance works, yeah.
>>20465952nah retard not even close. it means Biao's crispy fried sausage. biao being whoever's name. you google translate nigger
>>20465618Of course it sucked. It was made by millenial reddit nihilists. Postmodernism is a cancer that has poisoned culture and infected society.
>>20468444>Whoever wrote this has never spoken to a Black in his lifeLucky him.
>>20468939The marie referenced in the webm and post.She made an authentic homemade italian tomato sauce. It sucked. See webm and related post.
>>20468646You do realize that your picture just proved anon right, don't you?
>>20468457I didn't know her or her brother when their dad pulled these shenanigans. He died before I met them. He was an older father and worked as a lawyer then judge but went nuts after he retired.
>>20468395Weirdest thing, a friend's mum and aunt are also named Lisa and Marie and, a weird other coincidence is that this friend and I spent Christmas morning together with other buddies if ours one year, going out for dimsum. After, we wound up at a surprisingly packed Dunkin Donuts around the corner where we overheard the following conversation>"Oh hey Moikey, Merry Christmas! Hyow's Lisa?">"She's dead, Marie. She's dead.">"Oh, Lisa doied? Layast toim oi spoke t'Lisa, she was aloive."I tried to get this lady's bizarre accent in writing as best I could, but we all cracked up except the guy whose mother and aunt are also Lisa and Marie. Later, I found out the reason he invited himself out with us that year is because his mother just got up from the breakfast table, declared she wanted a divorce, saying that if their dad, who had just had his medical license suspended for something (don't recall what, but he didn't go to court or anything over it so it wasn't illegal, I didn't think), wasn't earning at least $150k per year, she didn't want to be with him anymore. And hearing those names in the Dunkin Donuts reminded him of how much of a bitch his mother is. His sister did something similar. Her fiance was in a motorcycle crash and was no longer as pretty as before so she broke off the engagement and dumped himHis dad never did get his medical license back but he became a chiropractor instead so it's all good, I guess.
>>20468955>multiverse/Rick and Morty garbageCan't wait for the multiverse fad to die. Used way too often now.
>>20470075Thanks for story time, Anon.That accent is is Australian. They talk silly like that.
>>20466485>crying for the chicken nugger
>>20469182>The chickens sitting on the little roundaboutWHEEEEE!
>>20468521Based as fuck
>>20470218>That accent is is AustralianNo, South Philadelphia greasy wop dago.The way they say hyeouse (house) and maiyin (mine) is especially weird.
Can someone please explain to me why my filter of /humo/i;op:only;didn't block this stupid fucking thread from appearing in my catalog despite being in the general section?
>>20468437Handbanana!
>>20465399Sosa was the king. I'm glad he has finally accepted himself
>>20467658You know LiarTownUSA? What do his pits taste like?
>>20467584Back to r/atheism with you faggot.
>>20470799You are not very smart.
>>20468723Kys gapejak spammer
>>20470901Didn't even mean to post that whoopsHave a coconut Swede as an apology
>>20468842youtu.be/5lPBjUZkDpY?si=oLy22wCY9T1G4Kaz
>>20465926r/boomerhentai
>>20465328https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA6WB_yRYCM
>>20468635>Ben and Willardthe ratmans notebook ? I don't recall anything about that being political.
>>20465134>>20465389>>20465399>>20465406>>20465420>>20465429>>20465440>>20465467>>20465473>>20465546>>20465571>>20465578>>20465583>>20465587>>20465590>>20465591>>20465600>>20465603>>20465606>>20465614>>20465615>>20465624>>20465627>>20465639>>20465646>>20465653>>20465661>>20465738>>20465741>>20465926>>20466093>>20466311>>20466454>>20466485>>20467618>>20467627>>20467631>>20467641>>20467651>>20467655>>20467679>>20467681>>20467682>>20468073>>20468201>>20468205>>20468212>>20468216>>20468219>>20468220>>20468223>>20468331>>20468344>>20468361>>20468362>>20468395>>20468403>>20468437>>20468458>>20468467>>20468479>>20468488>>20468507>>20468512>>20468613>>20468616>>20468618>>20468723>>20468842>>20468989>>20468994>>20469182>>20469217>>20469577>>20470901>>20470911
>>20469722I learned that the nasty way, if I never quit drugs I'd have been fine lel ended up with moderate kidney damage
>>20468331That’ll stop them eels
>>20473496This kills the crab.
>>20472619wtf is that real???
>>20468839How the hell did the fish get into the percolator, was it Bob's doing?
>>20466485 obligatory:You sit at the resraunt with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far too young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for chicken nugger.
>>20474639Eventually
>>20465603Things like this highlight how little thought andrew zimmern put into his british food episode.
>>20474757Its the fangs
>>20465571>one night Yeah, because you’ll never need any other medicine after ever again
>>20465583I fucking kneel
>>20465618Looked it up right and just by reading the premise and looking at a picture of the protagonist, I can tell it’s forgettable mass produced dogshit
>>20465926Wouldn’t that fucking hurt her?
>>20466454Why wouldn’t this work?
>>20468444Nigger, you dumb as fuck
>>20474824Thank you. I was going to post it but I didn't have it saved anymore.
>>20465571I want to go back
>>20465134It will still end up in the salad
>>20465578heh
>>20465608they start to rot and give off poisonous gasses that will kill you not even kidding. Rotting potatoes have one of the worst smells of all time
>>20465139cool it with racism
>>20476514Nah, women love it when you gnaw their labia.
>>20467633I'm gonna smashburger your sister.
>>20465635Well you are a bitch. Literal trash that only a womanbrain could gaslight themselves into thinking was good.
>>20468444You honestly thought this unironically, didn't you.
>>20468467Why is the water frothyWHY IS THE WATER FROTHY???
>>20468842This makes me really sad. Is this bitch a SAHM? You have so much time to make cheap healthy food. There's no excuse for this if you have the time. A egg takes how long to cook? Like a minute to get the pan hot, 30 seconds to cook? This should be considered neglect.
>>20477275how else are you going to kill the germs without soap?
>>20468444Trips of truth.
>>20466485his arms are swinging french fried
>>20465134Y'know stonetoss and all those fuckers have gone off the reservation lately but THIS was made by a psychopath for sure. idk what it is. it's just too creative an idea maybe. who the fuck comes up with the comic about the gay libtard sticking the ol' kawaii cuc' up his butt? wild shit man.
>>20476514implying she can still feelthat carousel is BURNT
>>20465134I look like this and say this
>>20468537>a very similar burger, sizewiseExcept those are sliders. Look at his hands. They're miniburgers.
Finally, somewhere I can post this.
>>20465429purebred
>>20478598
>>20465590The coldness of the ice cooks the vegetable oil.
>>20468919That's not something you should brag about, no one is going to support you for being a fucking retarded creep unless they're being ironic. How about you just learn to shut the fuck up and leave people alone before you get shot to death by a paranoid bitch with PTSD.
>>20468444>Ebonics has grammar rules nowDon't be trippin dawg nowmsayun
>>20468537Yes but how does he affect you PERSONALLY?
>>20468842>1/10 fat mouthbreather with mobility issues and a grossly unhealthy diet has a child>Meanwhile 6/10 men with jobs and homes can't get datesI mean I don't really care because I've been married for 11 years but HOLY SHIT AMERICAN MEN YOU NEED TO STOP HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX WITH HAMBEASTS
>>20469189He wanted to make sure she ate all the eggs
>>20465139/thread
>>20470218Yeah well you can go bugger yourself with a pineapple you bloody galah.
>>20465139However, they can be crammed. Ya gotta give him that much.
>>20465134Okay the jannies here clearly have a personal vendetta against me. EVERYTIME I MAKE THIS EXACT SAME THREAD THEY DELETE IT AND GIVE ME A GLOBAL BAN. Here this thread is days old and nearly 300 replies. Fuck jannies
>>20478701Weirdly, it does. And, in fact, the rules are hard (as in they don't vary, unlike standard English) and highly regular. Hard/regular grammar and limited vocabulary makes a language simpler to learn and speak, which is why aave/ebonics is used by uneducated Blacks.Examples of simplified, hard, regular grammar in ebonics are the loss of many conjugations (I is, you is, he/she/it is vs I am, you are, he/she/it is) or verb omission (he at school vs he is at school).>>20468444 is correct in pointing out that "be" is used in that example outside of the hard rules of aave grammar. Using it that way is a hallmark of white writers trying to write Black speech, like "I'se" in old movies and ad copy. "I'se" has never been used by speakers of aave.
>>20465139
>>20469182But why
>>20469225I think she was saying Norwegians invented Swedes and Finns.
>>20472534Then you post something funny you fucking retarded faggot
>>20468384Jack used to be a nickname for John, see one JFK aka Jack Kennedy.
>>20469182Better file name would be 'chicken amusement park'.
>>20480451No. I like the name Anon have it. It made me smirk. Your suggestion elicited no reaction beyond checking what the filename was to begin with.
>>20480459I just don't think they had forged steel and motors in biblical times.
>>20480465Steel dates to about 4000 years ago and while it's not quite a motor, a steam turbine, the aeliopile, was described by Hero of Alexandria in the 1st century BC, iinm.
>>20480494>aeliopileAeolipile, ffs. Like Aeolus. Fucking typos
>>20480494And yet the modern steel necessary to create this kind of set up is only around 200 years old.
>>20465139this post sponsored by the FBI
>>20480573Nuh-uh.
>>20477275Greens gonna taste like cocoa butter and zest.
>>20467650 You need to quit being such a sourpuss arsehole
>>20478487I'm laughing more at the idea of you holding onto this for years seeking some place to post it. Finally that sweet release! Interesting article nonetheless.
>>20468344>NEW PHALLO PICS! how does it look?
>>20472534>complains about others not being funny>posts a fucking picture of a fat ginger (probably himself)what a fucknut
>>20478378You are really failing at trying to fit in here while you throw your shadeNo one needs to "come up" with the crazy shit faggot lefties do they literally throw it in everyone's faces 24/7.
>>20482118Let the jimmies unrustle you. I learned this technique in Himalaya.
>>20480147Amazing
>>20465590>>20467801Usual suspects.
>>20465926Was the artist a virgin?The guy in the kitchen is a fun touch, kek
>>20476514She's a cartoon she's not real. It's basic looney tunes logic, retard
>>20465926
>>20482626The artist was for sure a man in a very long marriage.
>>20468919And then many on this website don't understand or think it's unfair that many women are afraid of men
>>20465624What's the punchline I'm missing?
>>20482706it's probably a bit too abstract my spectral friend
>>20465134Where did he stick the tomato?!!!??!?!!??!!???
>>20482713anon pls. the other vegetables were decoys to make everything appear normal. once he got home the celery and tomato went directly into the trash and the cucumber was reserved for its intended task.
>>20482691You have it backwards. Men are baffled that women are always so half-assed with their self-defense armament and irresponsible in their threat awareness. But despite completely handwaving away these things and acting like men should always magically protect them in every circumstance, women in the same breath will be highly vocally sexist and bigoted against men for the dangers that all men know about existing in our corporeal reality, but of course only in situations where the women are completely safe surrounded by protective men who they snidely know won't beat their faces in.
>>20466809Melville called whales fishes when he wrote Moby-Dick or, The Whale
>>20482736I can tell you're half a step away from beating a woman if you think you can get away with it.
>>20482748Totally irrelevant
>>20469731What the fuck is nihilistic about a message of "you should love your family"?
>>20468384you wouldn't either if you'd drunk as much as he had
>>20468616is that Ricky, Julian and Bubbles?
>>20474655duh, there's even youtube videos of them being reviewed, ask in your local walmart dummie
>>20482755And here we go with the verbal hostility
>>20482779>(only if you're not white*)Death to diversinazis.
>>20467641reddit garbage
