What’s the best dessert you have made or ordered?
black raspberry gelato in peak season
A good vanilla ice cream with fresh strawberries.
>>21901029Sounds good
>>21901022This hamplanet's pleasurecrater with creme fraiche. My cheesecake recipe and cake/cupcake recipe are pretty top notch - if completely unsubtle diabetes bombs. Tequila blueberry topping with some nutmeg on top of the cheesecake, or thin layers of the chocolate cake, done with progressively less cocoa, layered with thin crisp wafer and coffee pastry cream, topped with caramelized banana, stamped out into little cupcakes... That said, I do love me a good millefeuille, tiramisu, or banaynays foster.
>>21901022Homemade cheesecake with fresh cherry compoteI make great cheesecake because I love it so much
Simple chocolate milkshake.The only problem is they're always too small, go by way too fast. I need like a gallon...
>>21901088You can make it happen. I believe in you.>>21901091I could murder a bowl of corn pops right now.They're great as an ingredient in desserts, as are many other cereals... I dunno about top dessert, but what cereal do you have in mind?
>>21901088You ever add a banana in?
>>21901131It's been a while since I've had a chocolate shake, I don't normally but I would.>>21901097Oh I'm sure I could. I just know I shouldn't.
>>21901088>Simple chocolate milkshake.>The only problem is they're always too small, go by way too fast. I need like a gallon...United dairy farmers (chain out in Ohio) had chocolate milkshakes with a generous helping of peanut butter blended in. It was like drinking a giant reese's cup but better. The problem was it was so rich that more than a small or medium size shake became almost nauseating. Some things are best in moderation.
>>21901157Ok well I'm not describing the same milkshake you described and I could for sure do it.
>>21901022It's not a conversation people wanna have
>>21901157Oreos are top tier in a milkshake
>>21901182But I do. Why do you choose the humble Oh Caramel snack square?
The GOAT
>>21901203The vegetable oil gods bequathed a snack cake with a perfect texture, even exceeding the Twinkie. It has good quality ingredients (which you can tell because the bread is yellow), and it's sweet.
>>21901205and it can be made so very easy... if you have a torch and don't mind sacrificing an offset spatula for the purpose.Make vanilla-heavy custard (ideally with actual vanilla, or vanilla infused bourbon or similar), either a bit egg-heavy or with a bit of cornstarch (or both), fill ramekins to within about 1/16" of rim (or fill up and take out a spoonful or two). Sprinkle top with demarara or turbinado until covered. Torch offset icing/frosting/plating spatula until glowing hot. Run slowly across top of ramekin, glazing the sugar. Allow caramel to cool before refrigerating. Enjoy your blue, slightly warped spatula.
>>21901029Spotted the immigrant >>21901058Bot
What is she eating?
>>21901205This. Though I'm not actually that big a fan of the burnt flavors (I swear it's not cope for not having a torch), so when I make it I caramelize some sugar to put over it or skip the topping entirely
>>21901022fries are the dessert for the burger.
>>21901157>chocolate milkshake with peanut butterWith shit like that, how can there be any non-fat americans left?
>>21901022i made peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream my buddy made and another scoop of strawberry ice cream from another friends family berry farm. We ate it with our families as it was 2 of our families having a reunion that 4th of july weekend and my buddy just stopped by to smoke weed with me when it happened. We ate it on my neighbors backyard with barbecue and I won't jerk myself off to hard but I really knocked it out the park. My buddies vanilla ice cream was not as sweet as normal ice cream but it was really smoothe and the strawberry ice cream was the oposte very sweet with the syrup making the ice cream a bright pink and sweet with like ice crystals of strawberry in each spoon that melted with my pie. bros it was an awesome day. christ am I getting old because writing this makes realize I have none of this now.
>>21901022I once had a fresh strawberry and balsamic vinegar gelato that tasted like sherbet made by angels. And I’ve never found it since.
>>21901628Dude, we can tell you smoke weed just on the basis of your post being long, rambling, boring and nonsensical. You should really get off the green.
Made one of those try hard faux apple entremets for Christmas couple years ago, came out well. Albouze did them on his youtube channel (used the recipe from chefspencil).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FMlKUHlqd8
I made myself fat on coke floats.
>>21901704I’m good but thanks
Lemon Meringue
>>21901022Eating out the pussy of a chubby girl is great dessert after stuffing her (in both ways hahaha)But seriously, a properly made Bananas Foster with good ice cream is great, I've had some in Cajun places.For a chain restaurant, it's a tossup between Cheesecake Factory's Godiva Chocolate Cheese and the Mango Cheesecake. One is light and delicate, the other is just a pure chocolate bomb, ideally to be shared, one slice is like 1200 calories lol.For most restaurants though, I enjoy a Creme Brulé. Most of them are varying degrees of USFoods/Sysco crap though, the Peruvian restaurant isn't making them shits from scratch.
my mommy made me a lava cake and ice cream for valentine's day when i was 8
>>21901022
>>21901022Sfogliatelle for me. I love both types but like the pasta frolla ones a bit more.
>>21901022That's hard... I love cherry raspberry pie, I love banoffee pie, I love big ole buttermilk pancakes with real butter and real make syrup, I love gooey chocolate chip cookies, Andes candies brownies, oeajut butter chip brownies, anything with Reese's... I just love sugar.
>>21901157I'd prefer peanut butter ice cream with chocolate syrup lightly blended
>>21902734> in both ways
>>21901060>>21901085Homemade cheesecake is so good, I’d like to try a slice of each of yours>>21901628A good peach cobbler with whipped or ice cream might be my fave, I randomly think about it sometimes
>>21901029nice, i love blackberries
>>21901022The fact that she can look herself in the mirror in the morning, and still have both of her chins drop to the floor at the site of a fucking sundae is beyond disgusting.
>>21901182>what you really get
>>21901022It's a regional thing you fry apple slices in caramel, add batter, flip it over, add rum, set it on fire and serve it hot as shit with a scoop of vanilla ice cream
>>21903515She's easily impressed. It's why I enjoy her so much.
cheesecake
>>21901022i hate obese women
>>21901022a simple double scoop of coconut icecream waffle cone with whipped cream and hot fudge. Eaten while sitting at the empty beach while it lightly rained.
>>21903515It’s called Disney it brings her tons of happiness, oh and definitely food.
Tarte aux pralines roses
>>21904362what a weird looking pizza.............................................
>>21901022she's literally not even that big tf is wrong w y'all
>>21904401ummm anon, what you're seeing? Yeah, that's only HALF of her. She's a cow.
>>21904401>t. Plapjak
Red velvet cake with cream cheese icing and crushed pecans
>>21901022>best dessert
>>21904041more for me to love
Why is the answer always cannoli? Homemade or local D'Amato's is always correct.
>>21905313>everything reminds me of her
>>21901022Strawberry cheesecake. AnywaysPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
>>21904558what's that?
>>21905509Royal Chocolate Cake, from the Coastal Kitchen on the Icon of the Seas. I don't know what ships they offer it on, the last one I went on they didn't have it and the Royal Chocolate Cake from the main dining is some inferior version.
Pretentious answer: mastic ice creamHumble answer: peanut butter chocolate cheesecake
>>21901335>I swear it's not cope for not having a torchyou have this right?
>>21905577please describe the cake itself if you don't mind
>>21901022pistachio ice cream or pistachio cheesecake
>>21905608Pistachio ice cream is definitely the best ice cream
>>21903515>>21904041She's too busy enjoying life to care about some 4chan Chuddy's erection.
>>21905605The official description was "layers of dark chocolate cake and decadent chocolate mousse."The cake was warm, the base was chocolate cake, there was a chocolate mousse directly above that with caramel in the middle (which you can see oozing out). The outer glaze was a type of wet chocolate sauce (also warm), and it had some milk chocolate decorations added to the top.The inferior version from the main dining room had the description "dulce de leche, chocolate fudge" and was a regular chocolate cake cut into a wedge.
>>21905643sounds insanely good
>>21905659I tried basically every dessert from Royal Caribbean and it was by far the best one. Also the best dessert I've ever had, which is why I posted it.