The best piece of living-room gaming hardware. I even ask for extra Steam Controller dongles and the staff at Valve is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for a Steam Controller dongle and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Valve hardware engineer laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the SteamOS update screen greets me with "hey it’s 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS gives me three USB dongles per controller. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Big Picture Mode setup, I boot that machine at least 3 times a week for couch co-op and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast-session Rocket League on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great gaming experience that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily entertainment needs.I even dip my fries in the residual heat from the exhaust vent, it's delicious! What a great piece of hardware.
I thought this was actually a counter top steaming device or something
>>22077205If we are being /ck/ friendly, it is a rice cooker my friend :)As in it's gonna cook those ricecels out of business!
>>22077203Can't even steam the smallest pot of veggies.What a ripoff!
>>22077209Niggas be spending $1000 on a Yoshishigeru rice cooker, but can't afford a Steam Machine to warm their canned veggies.
>>22077203>$1400 + tip for performance worse than taco bell
>>22077218>Add water>*Bang* and magic smoke comes out
>>22077243The heat from the STEAM MACHINE cooks the egg
>>22077203>tosses it into a pot of boiling waterThanks for the rare black tofu, OP.
>>22077282Precisely sauced.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zQ-9IE6cIF0
>>22077203>Steam Machinerebranded xbox series x you mean?
>>22077307Series S--But yes, I get the joke
>>22077203>>>/v/memebuy ads.
>>22077682On 4channel? That's a worse investment than the steam machine ….
>>22077682I was just having a laugh, no need to get all deep and dark but secretly sweet like Heinz™ Beans Molasses & Pork. The ultimate pick me up for when you get knocked down.
>>22077699>you get knocked downBut you get up again
