Chicken drumsticks are so fucking stupid
>>22084741This is a fair warning for all of you if you don't stop fucking drinking
chicken thighs are the most annoying pieces to eat, and they have a tendency to have nasty curdled blood in them.
>>22084750the wing looks like that annoying bitch frim star wars
>>22084766Jar Jar Binks
>>22084766Mesa finga licking good hahahahaha
>>22084741Based sports attire enjoyer
>>22084741They're not so bad if you take the time to remove the tendon and turn them into little chicken lollipops. But most people aren't willing to put that extra effort in on a cheap cut of meat.
>>22084766Lul hated that faggot. That was probably 20 years ago that one.
>>22084748Not if youre a hard alcohol chad. The natural evolution of the alcoholic
>>22085099Why must this be my life? I can't fucking die.
obese alcoholics lack credibility
It should be illegal to be that grotesque
>>22085099It's true. My gin & tonics help keep me fit and lean.
drumsticks are the worst part. i'd even rather the spinebut at Ya-Ya's they're pretty good.
>>22084741That man looks doomed. That position looks so uncomfortable and he looks just hopeless. Is he just laying there drinking himself to death like I imagine?
>>22084748Not true. He's doing something wrong like eating an enormous amount of garbage food on top of drinking. Also looks like he has organ failure and he's filled with fluid. A lot of alcoholics maintain a normal weight if they eat well and move around a little.
>>22085693there is no safe alcoholism, contrary to the opinions of alcoholics.
>>22085691this is the guy that ate shit for people on 4chan (literally) and got arrested for molesting kids. of course he looks like shit.
>>22085695a solemn reminder that not everyone you talk to on 4chan is a nice person.
>>22084741>long receding hair>becks>old shirt that no longer fits with hairy ass belly hanging out>sitting in either hospice, a hotel room, or a studio apartment (all shitty)>cracked open a tall boy, but they overfilled/overprimed it due to [current year] enshitification, so now covered in beer>fat as fuck now since decided to settle down and start a family>"what have I become" face staring back at you in your phone's selfie screenDamn.. I should quit drinking and spend more time focused on me, lest I end up like this guy!
>>22085694Yeah but there is a spectrum. A guy who has a job and drinks a sixer every night after work is a lot different than a stumbling piss bum who drinks as much rotgut vodka as he can and sleeps outside every night after passing out in vomit and piss.
>>22085700that's true but they'll both die early if they keep it up.
>>22085700No, you're on the spectrum. A drunk is a drunk. You don't get to pretend that because you do it inside, you're somehow better than a wino sleeping in an alley.
>>22085715but they ask me for money, booze, and favorsi don't ask them, i supply them
>>22085714I know. But the blackout piss bum is going to die a lot sooner than Joe Sixpack who drinks a six every night after work.
>>22085722the "high functioning" alcoholic will keep telling himself, "i have a lot more time", and "it's not that bad, yet", all the way up until the point that it's too late.
>>22085733That's true. But it's also true that the high functioning alcoholic will have a much better and productive life than a bottom shelf wino sleeping on the street.
>>22085696bitch!
>>22085741if that's your metric, i would say you should aim higher than being marginally better than a bum.
>>22085748I never said I was a Joe Sixpack or an alcoholic of any kind. Recognizing there's a spectrum of alcoholism doesn't mean I'm an alcoholic defending my alcoholism. And Joe Sixpacks are a lot more than marginally better than gutter wino bums.
>>22085755"better" in some ways, sure. but the same in some ways, too. i was joe sixpack for 10 years. joe sixpack is going to get fucked up a lot quicker than he expects to be, and the pattern of thinking that says "i could be a lot worse; I'm not that bad yet", is not really that helpful in the long run. just an observation. everyone is free to live how they choose.
>>22085774What made you quit?
