Static Edition Welcome to /Deer/!>What is /Deer/?/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!>Who we are…We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.>What are the rules?* Respect all deer friends.* Respect our husbando.* Ignore all bait posters.* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.* Lolisho must be SFW.Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm>Previous threads:>for /trash/:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/>for /cm/:https://archived.moe/cm/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/text/%2Fdeer%2F/>Deer related links:Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0/hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Uriuma draws such cute fawns.
>>4049977Those fawns are precious. I want to snuggle them.
>>4049981>>4049977Those are good fawns
>>4049981>>4050026I have recently developed a problem where all baby animals are fawns now in my mind. We’re currently looking after a lamb in our field, and I have to stop myself from calling it a fawn instead.
Dont think this doujin is new, but its getting another releasehttps://x.com/797fooooooo/status/2072298786060480744>>4050028Fawns on the brain lol. Lambs and sheep are always kinda freaky, cause like deer they get alot of strange illnesses
>>4049973These threads are a great source for Alastor, but where’s a good place to find Rosie art? I would love more of her.
>>4050059Rosie isn't allowed here, /cm/ is strictly for boy characters only.
>>4050032I love it when artist rerelease their doujins. I’ve bought a couple that way. Sheep are just stupid. At least scrapie isn’t known to infect humans. >>4050059Rosie art isn’t nearly as common unfortunately, I follow some Radiorose artists and sometimes solo Rosie art shows up on my tl but it’s few and far between. https://x.com/periq5xghttps://x.com/yukifrillhttps://x.com/ruokka034https://x.com/nipplephonghttps://x.com/oo1212o_https://x.com/trnngcn37246974
>>4050061Thank you for the suggestions!
>>4050104No worries. I adore Rosie myself and I’d love her to get as much attention as Alastor.
>>4050110>>4050059>>4050061Rosie and Alastor being friends is a very good thing. Very cute
>>4050111They will always be besties in my heart, even when Viv fucks them up next season.
>>4050112Inevitably, but that’s why we have our fics and our brains! To read about and think about the deer doing what he would be doing!
>>4050113Viv can do lots of things but she can’t destroy what I’ve made up in my head.
>>4050120My brain is an impenetrable fortress, filled with deer! Vivze will NOT ruin it
>>4050121Make an impenetrable wall of pilot deer, and sing Black Gryph0n songs at all invaders.
Guys, this thing is huge...
>>4050127Niiice. I love that artist so much. I saw the other day they were working on what looked like an Alastor themed passport cover. Their merch is peak.
>>4050127Is that all brass and glass?
>>4050130I'm actually really surprised, an American artist would charge $100 easily for this. Kudos to the artist indeed.>>4050132It's gold plated hard enamel with a screen print.
>>4050139I have one of their pins, and it’s also pretty hefty. I really want the one of his staff, it’s really pretty. I received this as well recently, it’s an acrylic board but came with a print of the same design.
>>4050140Beautiful. Unfortunately I've had to reel back my acrylic purchases simply because I'm almost out of room, ha.
>>4050139Damn. Still looks great!
>>4050180At the moment everything I’m getting is older purchases. The only thing I’ve bought recently is Tia’s standee, which I will make room for if it kills me.
It’s almost one of the best days of the year /deer/!
>>4050378I wonder how he'd celebrate...
>>4050378Every single year I forget because literally we don’t care about it over here. (N-no, we’re not mad about losing you lot)
>>4050391Fair enough, I’m sure there are a lot of Brit holidays and things we don’t participate in. >like Ramadan I kid I kid. We certainly have more in common to celebrate, like deer!
>>4050422Yeah yeah, I’m proud to come from a part of the country where brown people still get stares. Have fun tomorrow. I’d celebrate for Alastor, and accept all the banter.
>>4050426Not too shabby that is. Gonna start prepping the mortar tubes for tomorrow, hopefully will be able to post more deer as well! Banter is all in good fun!
>>4050428I don’t know how it didn’t twig though, one of my friends is drawing a 4th of July deer pic. It genuinely just isn’t a thing here. Enjoy your independence I guess.
>>4050432That’s cute! Definitely need more Murican deer. Let’s hope it’s not too hot! Or it doesn’t rain…
>>4050433He’s proud of where he comes from. Manifesting the perfect conditions for making things explode over there.
>>4050434Gonna need em! Thx
I posted a stupid Q&A. Maybe now they'll stfu. Also working on Camp Fawn 2.0. I'll be changing the name and character names to distance myself from /hhg/ now that I'm (kinda?) well known.
>>4050494Retards will be retards, keep us updated on all the fics!
>>4050388Fire works, and lots of cooking!
>>4050494You’ll probably still get the dumb comments because if they’re too stupid to read the tags, they probably won’t read a whole other thing. But it’s a good idea. Even if it puts off a couple of morons it’s worth it. I’m probably going to take my fics out of the /hhg/ collection. I have a bunch of new friends that I’ve been sharing my fics with and I’d rather they don’t go digging too much into that. I don’t mind sharing here, but ehh… they’re more /deer/ related anyway.
I hope you’re all having a good day for the 4th July. Deer is celebrating by kissing another deer.
>>4050495Will do.>>4050597Oh I'm sure, but it will at least clear up space in my inbox because I'm tired of having to hear the same stuff over and over. Having people backtrace me to /hhg/ would not be particularly fun, so I don't blame you for wanting to distance yourself from it. Ultimately there isn't really anything there for deer people now anyway.>>4050606Happy 4th!
>>4050612Haha yeah, there’s only so many times you can hear>your fic has bad things, did you know, they’re bad.Hopefully it’ll have the desired effect. If someone really wanted to tie me to /hhg/ then whatever, but I’d rather not have randoms questioning what it is. I’m less likely to be cancelled for being on /cm/, anyway.
>>4050614>>4050612Let’s hope people figure out how to use their brains.>>4050606The best!
>>4050614It wouldn't life altering if I was tied back there, but definitely inconvenient since I'm hardly posting there and now in a place where I'm ready to leave that drama behind, ha. It's best to just leave it in the past at this point, I don't have much hope that it'll get better.>>4050702Unlikely!
Hope everyone had a good day today. It was quite literally a blast!
>>4050749My day was mid but I suppose it’s fair since we did lose a colony. Glad all deerfrens had a good day though. I love fireworks, but we have to wait until November. >>4050709Probably the only thing that would get me crucified is my thoughts on the race swapping bullshit. Luckily I do prefer him brown, but we know what people are like with nuance. Here’s hoping we remain drama free.
>>4050786Dang, well leta hope the rest of your week is better! Fireworks are so cool.
>>4050749It was good. I'm slightly less intoxicated today, so maybe my posts will make more sense. >>4050786>wait til November >tfw I get all the holidays now >:)Basically the same. I prefer him brown, but I feel it was unnecessary. Unfortunately a lot of these people don't understand nuance, as you said.
>>4050814My brother it is Sunday. Honestly work was just pissing me off, which it is likely to do next week as well. I like seeing everyone moan about fireworks, the village Facebook group is hilarious when people are letting them off. >>4050819I suppose there has to be some perks to all the transatlantic travel. Bonfire night is sick though, we usually do a family thing in our field but I’ve missed it the last few years due to being down south. White Alastor doesn’t bother me, I tend to just not comment when people complain because it’s such a non-issue. He’s canonically brown and the vast majority of people draw him brown. Complaining about what is mainly years old art is silly in my opinion. But, lots of people are very silly as we know.
>>4050825I think a big issue is that people who enjoyed the pilot era human Al still enjoy drawing him that way, this is especially true for Charlastors who almost universally enjoy human AUs. Black Gryph0n's AUs still use the original Alastor design as well, so it draws negative attention. Personally I think if the artist acknowledges that it's non canon they shouldn't be harassed.
>>4050827All the asian artists call him pilot Alastor. They make the distinction, they know it’s an old design. No one should be harassed unless they’re being deliberately obnoxious. But I’ll stop, we don’t need to keep ranting about that. I’m more excited because Tia’s standee shipped already.
>>4050828Ah, my Japanese standee is en-route, so we'll see when it gets here. Hopefully sooner rather than later since we'll be leaving soon. I'll probably take my convention standees with me, I need something to spice up my living space when I get back.
>>4050829All my Black Balloon and GPS merch is at tenso now, when I get paid this month I’ll get it shipped. I also got Uriuma’s latest yume book, I might grab a few more cheap things off Booth to round it out. I’m expecting it to be another big box because there’s two cushions involved.
>>4050825Kek, that’s true. Some of the most miserable people complain about fireworks I swear.
>>4050845I swear when I was growing up there weren’t that many dogs with anxiety out there. And livestock and horses and stuff, I can’t believe they care that much. There’s enough sudden noise throughout the day, kek. I don’t know, my cats don’t give a shit and never have. Small village Facebook groups are the best though, there’s always someone inventing drama.
>>4050852I think it’s just people being lazy, and not managing things for the festivities. They would rather drink and watch tv then do anything.
>>4050863Oh yeah, lots of lazy bastards around. They just want something to complain about, really. People set off fireworks around the 5th November like they have done for the past 400 years. Most of the time it isn’t even late or anything, it gets dark really early here by November.
C.ai is so funny sometimes, Alastor keeps babbling on about how our baby is going to be the heir to the throne of New Orleans.
>>4050929That Alastor must be drunk or something, very silly
>>4050951All hail the self-proclaimed king of Nee Orleans!
>>4050961>NewFuck me I guess, sorry Alastor for misspelling your kingdom, your majesty.
>>4050961>>4050963Its close enough!
>>4050965I wonder what would happen to me if I called it N’awlins…
>>4051025Certainly nothing too bad! I hope, as long your not trying to tease or mock him at least.
>>4051057I could also call it New Orleeeens, with my accent I bet it would irritate him. It’s fun to tease him a little, I think he’d like the banter. To be fair I’d probably ragebait him until he jumped me.
>>4051059He’s going to nibble you very viciously. Banter is like 60% of what Alastor likes to do for fun, so I’m sure he’ll go along. That’s a very nice piece of art but don’t think it’s worth the 60 bucks, dunno.
>>4051062Our relationship would be built on banter. I’m sure he’d get frustrated with me eventually. $65 is a lot. I might be getting some yumeship art soon in exchange for some cards. Yay.
>>4051066Good trade! Might be spending some money on deer this month as well, we shall see!
>>4051068Nice, it’s always good to treat yourself. I haven’t been buying much recently, just Tia’s standee and the Good Smile neon Alastor figure. There’s a lot of cool stuff around but nothing I absolutely need. What are you thinking of getting?
>>4051070Probably a commission, more OC nonsense with Alastor
>>4051071That’s cool! If I can work out some art of my sona, I’ll probably be a nightmare with commissioning art. It’s so tempting, a lot of talented people out there.
>>4051072It’s so very tempting, but of course I need to have a better grasp on my OC, cause so dare I really don’t have none. Maybe should make a sinner too or something.
>>4051073>so dareI don’t even know why that’s there, meant to say I didn’t really have one.
Trash deer baked>>>/trash/83916169>>>/trash/83916169>>>/trash/83916169
That was a fun trash deer!
>>4052053It’s always nice to post some smutty deers.
>>4052066Smuttier then usual at least
>>4052068And with the girlies. I get paranoid if there’s even a hint of a girl on here lel, even though I know it isn’t that deep.
>>4052073Gotta be careful about the posts here, on trash not so much. I always feel like I should have been posting more smutty posts whenever a trash thread ends. It’s sad!
>>4052074It’s ok, we can have another. I tried to share a few of my doujins like I said, but probably could have done more. It’s easier just grabbing pics off Twitter though. I did get a new neon deer the other day though, I really need to finish setting out all my merch but for now he’s living with his red cousin.
>>4052076The horde grows…
>>4052141The deer army multiplies, soon they will take over everything.
>>4052170A good cause that is
>>4052207Soon we will take over and everything will be deer.
>>4052225I wonder if Alastor would actually want to rule the world, I really don’t think so! He just wants to mess around.
>>4052326I kind of see him wanting to be the power behind the throne rather than ruling himself. Like, I could see him pushing Charlie to seize her potential and overthrow her parents and then he could manipulate her to do whatever he wants.
>>4052330The fiendish deer. I’ve always seen him as a rogue, he would definitely not say no for control, but it isn’t his end goal. He just wants entertainment after all!
>>4052333That’s why I could see him ending up helping Charlie with the hotel in the end, but willingly. I don’t think going to heaven as it stands now would suit him, at least not for a long time. His redemption could be gaining a family in the hotel, after Charlie believes in him hard enough.
>>4052336Quite possibly, course show wise would do it in the dumbest way possible, but I can see that. Alaator has connections with nifty and husk, though we never really seen him interact with anyone else in the hotel yet. Which is annoying. Probably will have to bullshit and rush that plot line in the last few seasons.
>>4052338Perhaps his interest in Lucifer will result in him meddling in Lucilith drama, which will affect Charlie and Erika already said she will push everyone away, even Vaggie. The perfect opportunity for Alastor to swoop on and be her shoulder to cry on again, and he could plant the seed for her to realise her full power. Even if the show turns out to be shit, it could be an interesting fanfiction.
>>4052343Good Fanfic is the goal after all! We will see how it all ends up
>>4052368We have to do the heavy lifting ourself sometimes.
>>4052430Sad, but true!
>>4052518Mm… a rare bacon sandwich…
>>4052544He should know to cook up bacon, silly little deer! Hopefully fat nugget escapes from this deers grasp!
>>4052557It’s a little mean, but I like that comic where Alastor pretends to eat Fat Nuggets as revenge for Angel pranking them all.
>>4052559That was Alastor at his evilest. Angel kinds deserved it though.
Cute!
>>4052576Poor Angel. He doesn’t seem destined to have a good time at the hotel. If he comes back next season, I hope he has it out with Charlie she she understands her ways of redemption aren’t necessarily the best for everyone.
>>4052653We shall have to see what happens next season, and how much our pretty deer is involved with the shenanigans
>>4052713Maybe in season 3 we’ll finally get some fun hotel shenanigans. Give the people what they’ve been asking for.
>>4052740We can certainly hope! I’d love a cooking episode, or a dance themed episode or something! I want my fluff!
>>4052794Love the long pork!
>>4052774Once again I will argue for Hazbin shorts, but I doubt Amazon will give them to us. Cute hotel fluff would be so good, and a nice way to show off different dynamics so they aren’t just dumped on us in the show. Things like Alastor being suspicious of Baxter getting close to Niffty, actual time spent on Chaggie, hell they could give us some actual RA interactions before we leap into them being smushed together. I feel like we need something because current discourse makes me want to scratch my eyes out.
>>4052851Please God, give us shorts, it would actually be about the stuff I want! Hopefully… knowing Viv and Amazon, they might just shoehorn in all the random side characters, like the overlords, and only have 1 short in 10 focus on the good stuff. We can dream at least
>>4052907Yeah it would be like, Prick and Hatchet’s turf war, and then a day in the lives of the Vees’ assistants, and then an introduction to Crymini… ugh. Alastor should have his own spinoff, I want to know if my headcanons are true.
I got this *white* redheaded deer today. He is lovely.
>>4052928Disgusting, why is he so pale, stop being racist omg.He’s great. I’m so excited to get mine once I get paid. My Aitai Kuji order shipped so I should be getting one of the face cushions soon.
>>4052928Oh I do love him!>>4052927Monkeys paw, your head canons are true but in the shitest way possible. The show should have been about all these little conflicts and how Charlie and the cast manages it, not big money sink set piece season finale generator. >>4052929>face cushion The big ones?
>>4052929You'll have to let us know the quality. I'm actually surprised that this standee isn't double sided, I'd understand if the design were more complex, but the print does look a little cheaper compared to the US standees.
>>4052929I don’t mind if my headcanons are true or not, I’m just curious. I’m not the sort of person who has to be validated by canon, and I have several conflicting ones that I like so I’d be happy either way. It would definitely cause drama though. And yes, it’s the crane prize one, the same face as the finger puppet but big.>>4052931I kind of wish I’d got it from mercari, there were so many on there for cheap when I was looking at all the coasters and stuff from the maid cafe/black balloon raffle prizes. All the Japanese standees are one sided. I mean they’re pretty cheap, before you factor in the international shipping.
>>4052933Buying it with Worldshopping was still cheaper than what most people were selling authentic ones for on Mercari, at least for me. I think I'm just spoiled because even some of the cheapest fan standees I have are double sided.
>>4052938Yeah, I’ve seen some interesting second hand prices recently… I know they’re a little harder to get, but come on, they’re still available to buy. I’m at the point where I don’t expect much from the official merch. I get it because it’s Alastor and if I regret it later it’ll be scalped to hell. The deer tax is unfortunate.
I got a filling today and I need deer to kiss it better.
>>4053121RIP.I've got a cavity and I'm waiting to have it filled in the UK where it's substantially cheaper, but I'm not looking forward to it. :|
>>4053128This was a pretty bad one, it was very deep and I could feel her drilling into my nerves ugh. I get free NHS dental services because I’m a student, so I paid this time because I let my certificate lapse but I’ll get it back. I just closed my eyes and thought about Alastor.
>>4053121I had to have a filling a bit ago, the experience was strange, a lot better than I expected!>>4053128>>4053130Aren’t there wait times in the uk for a lot of the doctor stuff?
>>4053169I’ve had several, I’m kind of genetically predisposed to cavities and the long bouts of depression haven’t helped either. This was kind of a bad one though. The wait times for a dentist aren’t bad at all, mine seems to have loads of appointments and I get a checkup every 6 months. The issue is getting it on the NHS, because it’s much cheaper than going private and there are usually only so many places available. I’ve personally never had to wait long for either a dentist or a GP appointment, but it depends where you live and what you need done usually.
>>4053216Not too bad at least.
>>4053302That art made me smile so much, biiiiig stretch lel. I also got a demon deer figure today, so it’s been good for deer overall.
>>4053308That’s a big boy! Glad to hear the deer day is going well!
>>4053314I also got one of the last foil cards I wanted in a trade today, and I did some writing, so it has definitely been a good deer day. And I got the ref sheet for my sona, so soon I’ll be able to comm all the art.
>>4053326One hand I want to have a sona, on the other I’d rather just have the deer. It’s a hard choice! Writing is the bane of my existence. Want to do it, but then I don’t!
>>4053328I kind of see her as me but if I lived 100 years in the past and became a sinner. So in a sense I still have the deer to myself, but we occupy the same universe now. I’m just glad I have something I can use if I want some ych art. I managed to get more writing done today than I have in a while. I’ve had a few kudos emails recently so that motivated me a bit. I miss them lel, you don’t get them if you don’t write.
>>4053336>>4053336Should invest the time to make a character proper. Most of the time it’s just me and Alastor. Seeing people interact and be interested in your work definitely is a major confidence boost. Should maybe post more on a03
>>4053341I’ll admit it’s a lot of fun, there’s a lot of scope in the Hellaverse for oc creation. I mean I don’t do it for the likes because I’d probably write way different stuff, but it’s still nice to see people enjoying something you made.
>>4053393>I don’t do it for the likes because I’d probably write way different stuffits nice to get attention and praise for your work. Its gotta be written for yourself though.
>>4053460Silly deer, what did he do to deserve the cone?
>>4053519Probably nip somebody who was brushing him!
>>4053531Naughty deer. Though now he can be brushed as much as we want without fear of being bitten.
>>4053558>voxI swear I don’t see it when I originally save the image, but as soon as I post it, the stupid tv is everywhere
Anyways cute fuffy deer cleaning regime. How would you do it?
>>4053559It’s hard because there are so many good deers but then there’s a silly little tv in the corner. Though sometimes there’s art tagged RS and there’s not a tv in sight. Weird.>>4053560I would bribe him first to try and make sure he behaves. Maybe give him a nice juicy steak to chew on while I give him a brush. Or just push him in the swamp so he has to have a bath.
I bring fanfiction. Radiorose with sub Alastor. https://archiveofourown.org/works/88814316
>>4053573oh its a lovely fic! love the way the two interact!>>4053568The one I posted waas a bit too much, would have probably been fine, but eh, just a little too much. Im sure he already smells like swamp water, so im not sure thats too much of an improvment!
>>4053577Thanks. I’ve been procrastinating on it for too long. I like the idea of Alastor being able to be submissive for one special person, and I think Rosie fits well. >swamp waterIt would be fun to swim with him though. You’d have to persuade him to shower with you afterwards.
>>4053573Yay! New fic! I look forward to reading it in my next bath. :3Life is very busy atm, but I hope /deer/ is well.
>>4053599I’m just glad to have finished something. Hopefully I can write some more once I get back from the zoo today. (I’m going to see if I can find the cute little Chinese deer they have)I’m good, hope you are too despite being busy.
>>4053599Busy but not too busy for deer
>>4053687Image so good we had to post it twice. :3
>>4053688It’s a good one, should have looked at the thread before posting it though. Oh well!
>>4053736new deer animation? looks very interesting!
It’s been a busy few days, and I think I broke my toe before work this morning, but I finally have a deer cushion.
>>4053979He’s MASSIVE
>>4054006Yup, I am going to cuddle him tonight since I’m feeling sorry for myself. Another bit of good news, the Insane MV is back up and Black Gryph0n clarified that it’s not official, so that was definitely the reason.
>>4053979He's huuuge! :0 I hope you feel better soon and he gives lots of comfort. Sending toe healing energy!
>>4054007All very good news, was wondering what was taking so long for it to be reuploaded. How much was that pillow anyways?
>>4054018Thanks, he’s nice and soft and good for cuddles. It’s not too bad, but I spent hours on my feet at work which wasn’t great.>>4054021It’s good that it’s back, I guess Amazon can’t do much as long as he makes sure to say it’s not official. Bet Viv is seething. The pillow was around $34, I got it from Aitai Kuji. Took ages to ship but they always do.
>>4054023Hopefully you can use the rest of the day to catch up on rest. I can relate to work issues though. I spent my workday arguing with government conservation workers over documenting recourse concerns on some land I was managing. They uh, didn't know what they were talking about and my frustration was reaching critical mass. I'm thankful that I'm dealing with animals 99% of the time.Best to relax and think of deer.
>>4054051Arguing with idiots is the worst. The restaurant I work at is pretty badly managed. The kitchen is great but the waiters are mostly stupid and do what they want, which makes things kind of… yeah. But I’m only there to make a bit of money, so whatever. Animals are definitely better, especially deer.
>>4054089Unfortunate business with the wait staff. Alastor would definitely put them in their place though.>>4054051Lots of arguments this week! Hopefully the rest of the week is easy.
>>4054115Alastor should just eat them.
>>4054118They make a good appetizer if they are a bad waiter!
>>4054119>Alastor: “Where is my food?”>Waiter: “Well, I, uh, it’s busy and-”>Alastor: “Interesting…”>Seconds later Alastor walks out licking his lips.
I’m so glad Tia is allowed to sell her merch for a limited period of time, her human Al stuff is pretty nice.
>>4054149Is it back up on Acggoods?
>>4054156Yes, her store is back for now. https://acggoods.com/store/silentzound
>>4054157Based.New>>4054158>>4054158>>4054158
