lol
>>143302567that human? a fake out! the duck fell for the bait
>>143302567>me when women are literal objects
>>143302567Human Season! Fire!
>>143302700Smart cookie - the siren was about to do the same to him
>>143302567Boomer humor is unironically the best
>>143302700>only eating the fish half so its technically not cannibalismbaste
>>143302700Didn't know Boomers did Mpreg
>>143306736his one is kinda good
>>143306974Xoomers acting like video games and television didn't exist as distractions for children
>>143306949i feel physical books became more popular with phones
>>143306757go outside and play? should've said go outside and drink some water (i love water)
>>143307160I honestly feel the same way, whilst I do see people occassionally with e-book readers, most tablets and even phones have e-reader applications. I feel as though the resurgence in popularity of physical books is similar to the resurgence in popularity of vinyl records, people may like the convenience of having digital files, but ultimately the physical nature of an actual book can be re-assuring to some. You also have to bear in mind that not all new releases are published as e-books and some older books that are either too niche or are stuck in some copyright purgatory simply don't exist in e-book form.
>>143302589oh god, don't tell me you believe in the dead pond theory
>>143307164Extremely based boomer.
>>143307375>fat nips on small chestfucking nice
I heard a kid refer to his friends as "chat" in casual conversation. I'm a grumpy old man now.
>>143307593people used to pretend they were on a radio or night TV show. Is nothing new.i actually use it as a chance to mock zoomers for their need for attention
>>143307160There was definitely a time around the 1st and 2nd gen iPhone models where they seemed to help each other as a market. I don't see people reading much at all these days, though.
>>143307667zoomers only read manga, one of the most accesible media in the internet and they rather buy it. I fucking hate zoomers.
>>143306712I'm not even a gun nut, but these guns offend me. Nice touch with the husband's stiffy, however.
>>143307393Diary of a Wimpy Latte and Puppy Tongues of the World are must reads.
>>143307766They're supporting the industry.
>>143302567I really like that the duck has swole as fuck human arms lmao
>>143302700What a retard, she could have gotten food for him. Glad he likely starved to death anyways.
>>143306736How is this boomer? It's pretty clever.
>>143307355this shit is the most retarded. the troops do not protect freedoms
>>143307393>growing up in a world run by corporations>a kid's guide to propaganda>harry potter and the climate change deniersthese kids' parents would be offended if they could read
>>143309092
>>143307316I don't get it. It's not the kids' fault that their parents gave up on the space dream
>>143309196
>>143307393
>>143309214looks like the product of shitty parenting desu
>>143306974>THE SMALL CHILDREN BANKRUPTED SEARS!!!!
>>143309162What's she so smug about?>well actually sonny, back in my day we used leaves on a stick for an hour to wipe our shittersOkay, good for you grandma, some of us have lives. Now back to your hole, the house is starting to smell like polygrip.
>>143308289>Literally Roblox
>>143309284I never got why boomers are obsessed with millenials. A kid born today is a millenial to them.
>>143309244>>143309270they should've been dying in nam' instead of catching them pokemon creatures
>>143309305>generation gives their kids iphones>complains that they use said phones
>>143306949>>143306959Boomers pretending that they were avid readers instead of TV couch potatoes will never stop being infuriating. Drivel-filled magazines don't count either.
>>143309326Eugh, god, where is this one from? Ugliest shit I've ever seen, I can do better than that with a pen strapped to my dick. Please tell me he didn't get paid for that.
>>143309244>>143309286>>143309333
>>143309183Thank you for your hotdogs, sir.
>>143306712this would be funny if it wasn't actually 50% of Americans
>>143309423
>>143309313Convenient how the boomer gen is missing here.
>>143309439You know, I read a book about punctuation and there were people who would object to putting commas and periods in a sentence back in Ancient Rome. Nevermind spaces between words which weren't invented until early middle ages.
>>143309261Big skib energy
time for a classic
>>143309229Makes me legit mad that web 3.0 sites all do this bullshit when there's an error instead of just giving a normal 404 page
>>143309214The tide pod challenge caught on amongst zoomers, didn't it? Millennials are 30 to 40 by now.
>>143308497Yea but the industry is gay
>>143309531
>>143307250I feel like I can actually pay attention to what I'm reading on a physicals book vs a pdf.
>>143309511What the hell is that supposed to be? A wall mounted, hand cranked pencil sharpener?
>>143302567Is this from Hustler or Playpen?
>>143309564I get the tide pods but wtf is with the condom in the nose?
Why are boomer comics so goddamn ugly most of the time?
>>143309645Condom snorting was also a trend around the same time.
>>143302567man this really puts into perspective how fucking obsessed with the same two or three jokes about phones boomers are
>>143309196imagine believing they went to the moon. just lost the technology and too expensive to do it again. now keep funding billions so space x can crash a rocket once a week failing to go to mars. but we'll go someday. oh whats that, we have to cancel our moon mission and delay it. oh japan crashed their probe into the moon? oh india crashed their probe. oh israel crashed. oh china crashed? oh heres some cgi images of it happening? amazing.
>>143309305The weird thing is, computers are the big advancements in the 21st century. We went from using mail to communicate within out own country to every person being able to communicate with almost everyone else in the world in a matter of minutes.
>All these boomer comics and nobody posted the original
>>143309652They can't actually draw. That big nose artstyle? It's boomer beanmouth.
>>143309459There's a lot more thought involved in adding a comma to punctuation over the course of thousands of years, than turning the English language into a fucking Faraday Cage of stupid by letting the retarded, uncivilized, and unexperienced youths of society dictate its usage and implementation completely based on their whims of desiring brevity and "sass".
>>143309467This is actually a pretty clever illustration of the dangers and difficulty of raising a child in the modern age.
I have officially run out of comics about the how boomers hate anyone younger than them. I will now post comics about something else boomers hate, their wives.
>>143309893I can't tell if his nose is just that big or if it's some sort of Zach Hadel creature
>>143309313>playing WoW on a consoleDo boomers go out of their way to be misinformed?
>>143309630As far as I can remember they're always vertically mounted.
>>143309630>>143310063I remember ours being by the door and being wall mounted.
>>143307316>value diversity over progress>wonder why your white children are demoralized and give no shits about the future yeah im thinking boomers deserved this
>>143309286she is smug because 1. no money invested 2. can record whatever you wanted 3. no bothering your parents with their credit card number 4. >buying music
>>143309652>>143309793repent zoomers
>>143310251hamburger cheeseburger big mac to you too *gets shot*
>>143309543>wordswordswordswordswordsjust write a dang book if you have such a hardon for them
>>143306729She's fucking stacked, what's his deal?
>>143309804Okay now say this again without seething.
>>143309726our civilization was built by smarter people who have all but died out or been replaced. We're like a bunch of monkeys that have made their home in an abandoned nuclear submarine that by some miracle is still running. Once it stops, we won't be able to restart it...
>>143307164Honest truth. Mental well-being improves disengaging from the 24 hour news circus.
>>143302700This doesn't make sense she can just feed him fish but he's got a bigger issue since he's going to die of dehydration in 3 days.
>>143309183Sure am glad we napalmed those farmers so that the domino effect didn't take away my hot dogs.
>>143309261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0XwWXgISXI
>>143310300mindbroken zoomer sees "manga" and inmediately defaults to cry about ameriburgers. Grim.
>>143310623Damn
>>143309475bioaccumulation of mercury in seafood is a genuine concern though
>>143309698Dolly, you sweet simple girl.To paraphrase Lisa Simpson: She's going to get eaten alive in middle school.
>>143309652It's the same general idea as "ironic" humor: If you don't try and/or intentionally make it poorly, you're immune to criticism, because it's "supposed" to be bad.
Why did pokemon go, of all mobile games, mindbreak boomers so bad? It was popular for all of a few months
>>143310153Holy shit
>>143310623Based...
>>143309392I’m a calligraphy slut and have spent an unreasonable amount of money on fountain pens and inks for it all-But even I can’t see the argument or reason for maintaining cursive beyond it being a cultural thing. We read print in every other aspect of our lives except, like, the Coca-Cola logo or something. It’s called “PRINT” for a reason, we’ve had it for a while. Same principle as Japan and China moving away from 10,000 characters down to a core few.
>>143310972In Japan's case, they had adopted the Chinese writing system to their language so they were always going to pare it down to what they needed. China went with simplified characters because it made standardization of printing presses easier.
>>143310153sadly this is edited
>>143309261JIMMY JET AND HIS TV SET
>>143309183Everyday Israel has free healthcare and bombs on us is another I get to enjoy a hotdog with pride sir!
>>143309742Yea the cartoonist just mocks it for talking. But SM has literally revolutionized shit like elections, warfare, mental health, historical accuracy, and even linked to stirring riots/massacres. It'll probably be its own science in the future if not already.
>>143308303Might wanna shrink the font size to make room first, kid.
>>143309214Why are there condoms in his nose?
>>143309611Haha, it's funny because Zoomers could never afford a house.
>>143309726There's no incentive to do it again. The moon is a hazardous place. Moon dust is toxic. There are no resources to mine and it's expensive. Space X is bad at it's job but nasa doesn't have any issues.
>>143306974Why is Polza Mancini depressed about Sears
>>143309670Mom's got a nice ass.
>>143311566...
>>143309819MY PARENTS ARE ALIIIIIVE
All of these I hate my wife jokes are really depressing. Who genuenely thinks these are funny unless you hate your wife and if you hate your wife why are you still with her?
>>143309305Couldn't think of an 18th century invention? Had to go all the way back to the 15th?
>>143309396Explain how that makes it less funny without sounding like a bitch.
>>143311640>C deez nuts, son!>I don't get it.>Kids these days...
>>143311347Social media can be argued about how valuable it is But something like Wikipedia, the fact that today we can access a ridiculous amount of knowledge in an extremely short timeframe with 0 barrier to entry is almost ludicrous from the perspective of any other time in history
>>143310718>I'm a retard who thinks Viet Nam was the only conflict the U.S. ever got involved in.It's really true: You don't appreciate what you haven't earned.
>>143310442I like this one.
>>143308808>>143310689You know, sometimes I wish that monsters really did exist - if only so monsterfags would be driven to extinction by their ill-fated attempts to court them.
>>143309726The reason we haven't gone back is because NASA put too much stock into the garbage that is the shuttle program.I believe a lot of conspiracies, but the moon landing being a psyop isn't one of them. Do you have any idea how many people you'd have to swear into silence across generations for eternity to hold a lie like that up? And for what? Just to own the commies? They aren't even that careful about keeping their operations like MKULTRA or cointelpro under wraps.
>>143311874Mermaids aren't monsters, they're half fish. You're thinking of swamp creatures, the negro of the amphibious races.
>>143309068There's good boomer comics, it's not an exclusivley negative description
>>143307441>be me>its raining outside>younger sibling notices it's raining outside>"wow, this is just like minecraft!">mfw
>>143309162>1999>spotify and itunes don't exist>spend 10 dollars on an album>three tracks in, you realize it's trash
>>143309374>almonds for memorywat
>>143312156kek
>>143309374They remember enough to put in a manifesto before they kill the parents and shoot up a random elementary school.
>>143309698How literal is "talking to God"? Are Christians having full telepathic conversations with Jesus where they ask something and get a fully articulated response?
>>143310972How do you become a calligraphy slut
>>143309993Wow, a Husband Bad comic instead of a Wife Bad comic
>>143307164The best boomer comic I've seen
FATHER I CANNOT CLICK THE BOOK
>>143306757Actually happened in my childhood.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4BCfgLaep4
>>143311722Ok
>>143311819I meaaaaan, it applies to pretty much every conflict the US has been involved with since the Korean War
>>143309467This one's actually pretty good.
>>143312059The reason why we haven’t gone back to the moon is because there’s nothing of value there. You’re essentially throwing away resources for bragging rights and we already did that in the 60’s.
>>143309726Part of the reason we haven't gone back is 1. Cost vs. benefit ratio. Go ask a fucking normie the benefits of space. Its the first program they think should be cut. Doubly so for small gov conservatives which is the current trend even on 4chan.2. Early NASA was entirely half assed. Lower safety standards meant willing to take bigger risk with odds that are now considered a death wish today. But do go on believing that some how the gov is keeping secret the moon landing being faked when anyone with proof or a credible source leaking it would easily be world famous, put on the history books, and get their own epstien island chain for doing so.
>>143310972My argument is it's neat and I like writing in cursive better than in print.
>>143312450I don't get it
>>143309305>space travelok boomer
>>143311874A 'monster' is a funny word, it follows that "in the eye of the beholder" principle.Given the way that people treat sea animals when using them for food, like boiling a crab alive, in many contexts we are the clear monsters.I believe that monsterfags are right. If there was a sentient creature that could communicate with the same sophistication and fidelity as with human languages, it'd be but a matter of time before they engaged with and mated with a human, even if out of curiosity.
>>143313241what the fuck is their hair supposed to be?
>>143310128>Hitler and Eva if they escaped
>>143309543This seems like a zoomer comic to me.In the style of a boomer comic, but a zoomer comic nonetheless.
>>143309611It's always funny seeing people post WUMO strips, since they're meant to be absurdist and stupid, and rarely have any meaning behind them.
>>143310571 And this is bad because.....?
>>143313379because the artist doesn't want any of that?
>>143311480because he is silly
>>143302700>not raping correcting the siren and having her swim you to the closest shore or shipNGMI
>>143313160There's a decent comic here beneath the incredible overexplaining.
>>143309435A cat is fine too...
>>143313792
>>143313160>>143313936why is his head so fucking huge
>>143313198It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv
>>143309450that's actually metal as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50IrgZzQ-g0
>>143313946he got that 5G 5head
>>143312521Fuck... I'm owned...
>>143306974I need the “Saturn Devouring His Son” version of this if anyone has it
>>143309450>>143313969Right? This looks like the kind of thing you'd see as an advertisement in one of those late 90s/early 00s ultra edgy video gaming magazines
>>143313143The only thing I can think of is the rule that the 8-ball is the last ball you're supposed to sink in a standard game of pool
>>143312328They pretend they do.
>>143309457This one makes no fucking sense. It implies that Noah’s ark is fantasy too since it’s comparing it to fictional IPs. Christ fags are retarded
>>143309475The Bible is laden with scripture about food poisoning and being careful about what you eat, so this is ass on shoulders retarded lol
>>143312272Most school shooters never experienced domestic violence if anything they actually have a reverse correlation.
>>143306974>>143313997
>>143314362Even if it's Pikachu, I'm sort of impressed that they managed to mention one by name.
>>143313256It's like anime hair, don't think about it too hard.
>>143309630Yes, and I remember them sucking really, really hard in my experience. Mechanical pencils are infinitely better.
>>143306974This is really sad but for the opposite reason the artist intended
>>143314333>shooting people in Mortal Kombat I guess he's playing as Styker?
>>143314504Being older than commercial GPS, I remember some of my class mates being bewilder of how they knew where we were at all times when they looked at maps like that.I'm still not sure if they were stupid, or if it was just because we would have been around 6-7 at the time.
>>143307355>admitting that Troop Worship is just another form of idolatryExceptionally based boomer comic.
>>143314574same thing anon
>>143314561Depends on the interpretation.If it meant to be "kids these days" you're right.If it's "The march of time, and technological progress" he's right.
>all these boomers who think literally anyone will expect a program to achieve a physical task unless there's robots or some other physical mechanism involvedAre they retarded, or just that obsessed with phones for some ungodly reason?
>>143314633boomers like to absolve themselves of all blame for being internet addicted and gullible by blaming technology itself instead of taking any personal responsibility
>>143312818For me it washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFXwzn08McA
>>143313936Maybe a bit too minimalistic. Make him a sad looking brain and it's perfect boomer material>>143314488perfect
>>143314697?
>>143314649>Boomers blame tech>Zoomers blame boomers>Leftoids blame nazis>Rightoids blame commies>Commies blame capitalism>Capitalists blame concoomers>Centroids blame both sidesTale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, beauty and the beast.
>>143312064>Mermaids aren't monsters, they're half fish.They are monsters, there are plenty of half-human, half-animal monsters.
>>143314802lol
>>143314802Reminds me of the two barbers puzzle.>A man arrives at a small town and needs to get his hair cut. He discovers there are just two barbers in the town. He visits the first one and finds that he has a clean haircut and a clean place. Then he visits the second one and finds his place is a mess and he has an awful haircut.>After a moment of consideration, he decides to have his haircut done by the second barber.>Why?Both barbers must go to the other barber to get their haircuts. Since the first barber had a clean haircut, that means the second barber gives good haircuts and the first barber doesn't.
>>143314865a retarded riddle though because there are people who can cut their own hair and do it well
4chan in a nutshell
>>143314975He should check his nice wether privilege
>>143314802>sensible chuckle
vintage boomer comic here
>>143315056>Consumerism then: pure and wholesome!>Consumerism now: scary and soulless!Do boomers really?
>>143315056It's literally the same thing but with a website instead of a magazine.
>>143315139>Do boomers reallyYes they do
>>143309597How would they tweet with phones in airplane mode? Dumb boomer
>>143315124>1982Truly ahead of its time
>>143314483Maintenance issue. Sharpener maintenance is always a dump stat on the school budget.
>>143310466I wish Monopoly would just fucking die.
>>143313379No black people.
>>143315214They're all busy filming porn and getting abortions.
>>143311436>shrink the fontBro, it's called writing smaller. Go outside you've been online too long.
>>143314741perfect
>>143312736It's called "Americano" you unpatriotic commie.
>>143315068bmo is fucking dead
>>143313713Ok, that one got me.
>>143314224>you can't swipe it
>>143315068BTFO>>143315091Her chin is as big as her tits.
>>143315056>Sears catalog then: Go to the women's langerie section and tear out some pages for wank material>Amazon now: Go to the women's langerie section and find wank materail
>>143315124Wait till that poor girl finds out PacMan was living a double life between her and Ms. Pacman.
>>143313143>>143314038"Behind the 8-ball" is an expression for being in a tight spot, that's all I can think of. Not sure what the fuck is up with his eyes.>>143314406I want one of these that goes full absurdist/depressing. Like a kid wants to kill himself but can't find an app for it, or a millennial adult googling why he couldn't get her to stay.
>>143310268kek This is funny
>>143309360This one is kinda cute
>>143315482>"Behind the 8-ball" is an expression for being in a tight spot, that's all I can think of.Maybe it's suggesting that he wants to ram the car, like hitting an 8 ball?>Not sure what the fuck is up with his eyes.Judging by >>143313586 it's just part of the "art""style"
>>143309450people sure get salty when you mention books have verifiably caused astronomically larger amounts of death than any videogame
>>143316112I have never seen that
>>143315252>boomer>losing only your legs for isrealHe should have lost his life
>>143306974>why isn't my child consooming like I did?Did you ever give him a sears catalog?>they filed for bankruptcy before he was of age!Then your child isn't the problem, is he?
>>143307316>hey isn't it great that we put our tax money towards NASA?>I never voted for it>I never chose for it to go there>I never asked to compete with the Soviets>but it was all me, I did that>I'm especially proud of the ones that blew up on their way to spaceThe funny part is the boomer gen will also take credit for stopping the Nazis.>>143309183>golly gee pa, why don't we invade more countries so my children can have more things?>um, er... um, er... that's racist, son>but invading Germany and nuclear bombing Japan isn't?>that's right, son>>143309564>we need to ban guns and open our bordersWhy is a millennial-zoomer saying this in the comic and not an old boomer male in charge of the country whose politics is that?
>>143307766I've seen plenty of gen Z picking ya adults books in my country and hell what's wrong with reading and buying manga? I wish I had more accessible manga and euro comics back in the day. I was never really into capeshit.
>>143309934
>>143313116
>>143314100Funny and I don't know why.
>>143315339>Her chin is as big as her tits.>"Teachers transition children slowly"
>>143307316It'd be more accurate if the kid was saying "the Moon landing was faked and I love the Soviet Union"
>>143302567Such a clever gag, reminds me of the good ol looney tunes gags
>>143315178>muh 9/11What is the boomer trying to say? Does he think the Iraq war was bad and that's why the history hole is dangerous?Why isn't he doing anything about the thing he's trying to warn about, given that all politicians are ancient boomers?>>143315252>boomer: wHy ArEn'T yOu StAnDiNg?!>also boomer: kneel for the anthem, silence is violenceI like how you should use your freedom from standing... to be forced to stand anyway.>>143315492kek>>143317283Soviet love, yes, conspiracy theory, no.Boomers are the ones who are big on not believing you could get to the moon.
Whoever dumped all these comics sure seemed to seethe about them. Zoomer felt called out huh?
>>143317297Most of these are not even about zoomers. Also a lot of them are hilarious. Learn to have fun.
mad zoom zoom spotted!
>>143310172This is funny because they are starring at a screen as well.
>>143309652They're made by people that spent most of their lives saying art wasn't a real job.
>>143311265>UsDidn't know you Hamas guys accepted the internet
>>143307164based
>>143315252Thanks for defending my rights from rice farmers and poppy fields. How’s that veteran’s support program going, by the way?
>>143315641GOOD MORNING SAR
>>143310202>1. no money invested 2. can record whatever you wanted 3. no bothering your parents with their credit card number 4.>buying musicOr, you know, you can go to youtube, find the song you want immediately instead having to wait for it to come on the radio, then download it via a free app or website in the same good quality.
>>143309581AWOOGA
>>143310718This, but unironically. God i love seeing thirdies suffer.
>>143309819uhhhh
>>143314633it's called a joke you dumb faggot. it involves things like hyperbole and exaggeration. Maybe you'd understand if you spent more time talking to people face-to-face instead of looking at an i-phone all day.
>>143314164Shalom
>>143309450Harvester (1996)
>>143312848alright, so you are just a seething bitch.
>>143319095It's a pretty bad joke, desu.
>>143319710my city completely got rid of papers many years ago, they don't get sold anywhere anymore, the only place were you can go and get a physical paper is at the local mail office, but it's just the local paper with local news, it's like 6 pages and most of them are ads, the paper is completely free tho.
>>143309396>this is what euros actually believeIt's always so obvious when a foreigners knowledge of America comes exclusively from movies and video games.
>>143312059You don't have to put them into silence just a handful. Let them work on real projects and let a handful fake it at the last secondIf your job is to screw in bolts you don't care if the projects you worked on for over 3 years didn't work in the end
>>143310381Her friend/sister/whatever seems pretty into that.
>>143312481That's the beef with fries on side grandma It was all a long plan to get revenge on that old bastard
>>143312059The main reason I don't buy it is that the Russians didn't call bullshit, which they had every possible reason to do. If the Russians believed it, I believe it.
>>143309396More like 10%, maybe less, which is still in the millions but no that's ridiculous to think that many Americans are like that.. It's a meme and a stereotype that gun owners are just itching to find a legal way to shoot someone.
>>143306712>>143309396The mental oddity is that the people who own guns live in areas where crime is less of an issue, while those in high crime areas generally don't own guns unless they're criminals themselves.NH has both constitutional carry and the lowest rate of crime in USA.
>>143315198I saw fucking Naruto monopoly sets. It's never gonna die.
>>143309305>blaming ipad kids for being ipad kids
i enjoy the plugger comicsit's like seeing Boomer's thoughts
>>143320453
>>143307164BOOMER SAN... I KNEEL
>>143320468whoops forgot the pic
>>143319082This is good
>>143309503
>>143306974>I love window shopping and not buying anything >why'd they go out of business?
>>143307325I hate this "phone bad" variation most of all.Swiping literally does work to turn book pages.That's what the touch gesture was based on.
>>143307393>no matter how many times you click the pictures nothing happensKNEEL
>>143317371The phrase "on us" means that we are paying the bill, friend.
>>143309374really activates my almonds
>>143306712>mounting them on the wall so you gotta get out of bed to fight intruders what a scrub
>>143309319boomers are the narcissist generationcoddled by living through the peak of human civillization and getting everything for zero effortthey despise children for daring to take wealth away from them
>>143320871
>>143309656hey remember that time Tony The Tiger had to plead with furries on twitter not to sexualise him and post porn in his comments because there might be kids following him?
>>143311288Good lord
>>143313220Mac cultists BTFO
>>143313186>nooo you're not allowed to just read books and watch movies on your phone, you have to go to the library to loan them first!!! I've wanted to become a librarian and even I think she's being a bitch.
>>143307164Very very based
>>143321310You can borrow books from your library onto your tablet or whatever.
>>143312328It's called prayer you autist and no it doesn't work like that.
>>143320453>>143320477what the fuck is a plugger
>>143319982fair
>>143321410a boomer into cosplaying as a furry
>>143321219you know, i'm kind of surprised that there aren't more boomer comics out there making fun of zoomies for masturbating to hyper-inflation vore porn and shit. Seems like some real low-hanging fruit when you think about it, but for some reason, they don't just reach out and grab it.
>>143321410>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluggers
>>143310623That's actually smart.
>>143310623
>>143321595Boomers aren't aware of any of that, they can barely login to Facebook to whine about cellphones, let alone know how to scour the web for furry porn.
>>143310649>BRRAAAAAAAAAP
>>143321410I dunno, but you need flanell shirts (not the hipster kind) to be one it seems
>>143320304no but you see the russians were actually in on it because... uh... reasons
>>143310623The jokes are a lot more enjoyable when the guy making them can actually draw
>>143311640>those disks you popped in the stereo before we all got ipods>what's an ipod dad?
>>143314362>>143314396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExM_7iyFLLc
>>143309360>>143313713>>143319082Why are all the cavemen ones consistently good?Do cavemen just inherently humorous? Or do artists who think of cavemen generally have a better sense of humor?
>>143321595Boomers putting that into cartoons is why we have so many inflation vore furries
>>143310660>Once it stops, we won't be able to restart it...that is essentially how the Roman Empire ended, and Rome, the capital, was abandoned and turned into a small village.
>>143312481The jokes are funny but it's so hard to find one that doesn't involve nudity, so I can't upload them here.
>>143321410i read a lot of these comics and my theory/headcanon is Plugger means old person/boomer replace the word plugger with boomer and the meaning won't change
>>143321410>>143322194>Pluggers is a comic panel created by Jeff MacNelly (creator of Shoe) in 1993 that relies on reader submissions (referred to as "Pluggerisms") for the premise of each day's panel. In the context of this strip, "pluggers" are defined as rural, blue-collar workers who live a typical working-class American lifestyle, accompanied by a mentality characteristic of the G.I. and Baby Boomer generations.Merriam-Webster also defined it as "a person who does very hard or dull work."So not just boomer, but rural, working class boomer specifically it seems.
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>>143310660The lack of smart people is largely incidental and can be remedied given time, even if it takes a few centuries. The real issue is resource depletion. The vast stores of easily-extracted fossil fuels which kickstarted industrial society are largely gone. Yes there's still a bunch of coal and oil left, but it's either of lower quality than what was there before or else it's way harder to extract, and that will be an even bigger problem by the time civilization bottoms out in, like, a couple centuries. The low-hanging fruit has all been picked, and regardless of whether you subscribe to abiotic oil theory, the fruits aren't growing back at any rate that's relevant to human civilizations. Any future resurgence of industrialism will be hampered by this drastically reduced resource base.
>>143322559The solution is to reduce the carbon that needs oil in the first place, and by that mean the lesser peoples.
>>143317152Actual retard post.Yes retaliating against Germany and Japan for their aggression is okay.
>>143322367oh well i was half right and that's good enough for me
>>143311265The original doesn't count as a boomer comic thoughbeit.
>>143322943uh meant to link to >>143311019
>>143322445There are only two things in this world I cannot stand. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the DUTCH.
>>143322943>Assualt rifles available everywhere for everyone/k/ would be having non-stop orgasms if this were even remotely true
>>143323008Look, given the current geopolitical climate, all European countries should have a seat at the table. Except those fookin' I-ties, I 'ate them Italian bastards.
>>143317371The mullahs made exceptions for propaganda and BBC posting
>>143323228Substitute the Germans with Gazans and you've got the mass whining and rioting we're seeing right now.
>>143322943>Horsey>Not a boomer
>>143323308This. Why do people always keep acting surprised when their opponents don't just sit there and take it when they pull bullshit?
>>143323308>>143323421Hamas is just recycling the same strategy that the zionists used against the Palestinians 70 years ago.>Irgun leader Menachem Begin believed that once the revolt began Palestine would resemble a "glass house." The world"s attention would be focused on events there and that would protect the insurgents, because the British would not be "free to suppress the rebellion in a sea of blood."> In keeping with Begin"s "glass house" theory, the insurgents also conducted a strategic political and psychological battle for legitimacy. They complicated Britain"s situation on the political front through a well-organized local and international propaganda campaign. The insurgents were aided by "front" groups that served as the voices of the insurgency outside Palestine, promoting the Zionist cause and castigating the British government for its policies and actions.>Insurgent propaganda repeatedly emphasized several major themes: first, that the insurgents were winning; therefore, a British withdrawal was inevitable. Second, it characterized Britain"s Palestine policy as illegal; it singled out in particular the limits on Jewish immigration that violated the terms of the mandate. This shifted the blame for violence onto Britain and legitimized all Jewish resistance as "self-defence." Third, insurgent propaganda de-legitimized British rule by portraying Palestine as akin to a "police state." Closely linked to this was a theme that equated British policies and behaviour with Nazism and anti-Semitism.https://journals.lib.unb.ca/index.php/jcs/article/view/10538/11136
>>143323525Anon, trying to get me to side with barbarians that shoot up a concert, molest hostages, and throw newborns into ovens isn't happening.
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>>143323729Why is it beyond people that in order to get a living wage you need to do a living job
>>143323579I don't care who you side with, I'm only pointing out that what's playing out now is a strategy which has worked in the past. And while differing conditions make said strategy less effective in the here and now than it were in the 1940s British Mandate, it nonetheless appears to be working, albeit at a great cost. Any victory Israel ekes out will be a pyrrhic one which will weaken it in the long-term and leave it more vulnerable to its many, many, many other enemies, and that remains true regardless fo anyone's moral views on the matter.
>>143315432She'll go Berzerk (1980).
>>143323852Oh man I l love that game(dies)
>>143309183>how much did this all cost dad?>EVERYTHING
>>143323579What about barbarians that shoot up hospitals, bomb pre-schools and are sending thousands of your barbarians to your country as we speak?
>>143324057Maybe palistinians should stop using hospitals and schools as military installations.
>>143324057You'll have to be more specific.
>>143323579>throw newborns into ovensNever happened.
>>143323308>>143323421History didn't start on October 7th, 2024.The occupation and blockade have always been illegal.
>>143324217>October> 2024Anon, I believe that's called "the future".
>>143324250You know what I meant and your faggotry only proves you have no counter point.
